Topic: Britney Spears

Everyone Wants to Save This Broad

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Bishop Don “magic” Magic is a new member of the save Britney Spears coalition and here what he has to say to reach out to her:

“Britney all I need is 33 minutes of your time to sit down, to talk and to find out what it is that you’re missing in your life to fulfill your dreams because dreams do come true. I’ve been there. I’ve done that. I understand what you are going through Britney and you don’t have to go through it like that. One day at a time. That’s all God asks for. One day at a time. Don’t worry about the day before or the day after.”

At this point, Britney has to save herself. But it’s a nice gesture. Hopefully he won’t try to step her game up in the style department. SMH at dude’s fit.

If you want to be put up on game on who Don Juan is, check out a documentary on Livesteez.

Click here to see Brit rockin some coochie cutters.

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Lil’ Romeo: That Baby Ain’t Mine

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Lil’ Romeo is denying the rumors that he had a intimate relationship with Jamie Lynn Spears and is the father of her unborn child:

“The child is definitely not mine! No way! She and Casey are getting married and that’s the end of it.”

He might not be the father, but he know he beat that at least once. SMH.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Uncle of Britney Spears and her 16 year-old pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn has some dirt on the family. Here is what “Uncle Willie” has to say:

William Spears claims “history is repeating itself” - because Jamie-Lynn wasn’t planned. The relative reveals that the young actress’ father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple’s second child, Britney. Uncle Willie says, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby’s biological father. “That’s why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

SMH.

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Ho Sit Down

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Britney Spears got a wee bit out of pocket when watching the Grammys recently:

On Beyonce’s duet with the Queen:
“She sure knows how to toss her hair. Too bad she can’t dance as good as Tina — who’s old enough to be her grandmother!”

On Amy Winehouse’s performance:
“Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!”

Yeah b*tch, we wonder if you remembers your wack ass come back performance at the VMA’s where you looked like you were on horse tranquilizers. Here are a few stills to freshen up your memory:

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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One-time escorted Britney Spears to the hospital for ‘ridin dirty crazy again. This is not even funny, she needs to stop getting pimped by back-up dancers and papparazi, get off those rocks, and get some help.

Medical officials are checking to see if she is on rocks and performing a psychological evaluation. Poor thang.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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This ish ain’t even funny anymore. Britney Spears walked around naked in a California Betsey Johnson store recently and here are what some of the employees had to say:

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you *****ng come near me!’”

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent… I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.”

Poor thang.

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Shar’s Advice to Britney

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Shar Jackson wants Britney Spears to get it together:

“I’m just one of those people that believe you need to take care of yourself before you can take care of anybody else. My only advice would be take care of yourself. If you need help for whatever reason, go get it. Do whatever you have to do for those babies.”

Who is she fooling? Of course she would want Britney to get well. A stronger Britney means that K-Fraud has more alimony to take care of her kids.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital early this morning after reportedly being on rocks and refusing to hand over her kids to K-Fraud.

K-Fraud is going to end up keeping the kids for good and getting more of her stacks. This sh*t is like a Jerry Springer show. SMH.

In White Folks News: Who Will Die First?????

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Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse were both spotted yesterday looking rocked out.

Who do you think will die first if they don’t get any serious treatment for being on rocks????

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Diddy Still Has Mo’ Problems

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The guy Diddy socked up over some girl in the club last week is denying reports he will not sue for Diddy for millions. In white folks news, Britney Spears visitation rights were just suspended.

Why are Diddy and Spears in the same post? Before her VMA meltdown and losing her kids, sources exclusively told Bossip Diddy, Dallas Austin, and Britney were all E’d up together before the show.

What else were they smokin???