Monday, April 14th, 2008
David Banner’s One Year Older
Posted by Bossip Staff
David Banner celebrated his birthday on Saturday night at San Francisco’s club Mezzanine. Although he does look somewhat deelish here, we can’t ignore that protruding belly. Tighten it up DB, you’re not getting any younger.
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WTF?????
DAM GIVE THA NIG A BREAK I LOOK JUS LIKE THAT
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUTHIN BUT KNOCK
I swore I was going to try and refrain from making negative comments about random folk on the web, but wtf is up with the three bleach blondes? And the sweaty, bloated pics of Mr. Banner are not, I repeat not IMHO sexy, AT ALL.
NO! NOT THE PLATINUM ON THE END?!
5th? lol
Those blondes are trainwrecks. I don’t like to down talk my sistahs, but they just set us back at least 3 decades!
What kinda function did them platinum heads think they were attending…the 5 dollar doll wig function?
STOP/THINK/THAN THINK AGAIN before stepping outta the house looking like 3 goonies.
Those three chicks look A HOT ASS MESS!!!
The ‘blonde’ on the end is Lil Kim in 20 years, once the checks run out. LMAO
EEEWWWW Atleast 2 of those blondes are men. Maybe all 3. If you gonna cross dress atleast make it look good. DAMN!
Hwy dont that blonde onthe left look like Kim on Moesha…LOL
Dave is lookn kinda like the hotness in these pics. I will take him.
Banner’s a lil’ too chunky to be tryin’ to sag his jeans and shit. C’mon now nigga…
damn…..straight foolishness…
The sad ish is that those were probably the three best looking chicks at the spot!! LMBAO! UUUGGGHHH!
Notorious One…..they all look like lil kim/ janice combs rejects!!!
WHY IS HE SWEATING IN HIS JEANS LIKE THAT? GOOD LAWD!!! IT LOOKS LIKE HE PEED HIS PANTS!
That “blonde” chick to the far left looked demon-possessed.
OMG!!! I DIDN’T SEE THE CHICKS. NOT ONLY THE HAIR BUT THE COLOR CONTACTS AS WELL! WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF? TO US? WHY? HOT GHETTO MESS!
i soooo thought the 1st blonde on the left was Puffy’s mom and the last blonde was the man who dresses with the beard(i don’t recall his name)..either way, they look like dudes in drag..was this a gay club?
@ Lauren…
It’s just sad that these chicks left their spot thinking that they looked good!!
I’m Just Me
WHY IS HE SWEATING IN HIS JEANS LIKE THAT? GOOD LAWD!!! IT LOOKS LIKE HE PEED HIS PANTS!
Co-sign
I was like WTH??!???!!!!
i know it wasn’t that hot in there
*SMFH @ this foolishness*
OKAY THIS HUMAN GROWTH HORMONES AT IT’S WORST. DO YOU SEE THE TOP HALF LOOKS GOOD BUT THE BOTTOM IS HOT MESS. IT LOOK LIKE IT HASN’T MADE IT WAY DOWN TO HIS GUT YET LOL. HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PHOTO SHOPED TO HIS BODY. AND THOSE GIRLS LOOK A DUMB AS SHIT. HOW YOU TAKE A PICTURE AND DON’T LOOK TO SEE WHAT IT LOOK LIKE BEFORE YOU LET THEM POST YOUR SHIT
SMH
ooooooooooo hell nooooooooooo wtf. Go tell there mama’s
First there was a post && a pic of him lacking moisture…
Now here’s a pic of him all sweated && oiled up…
either way I like David BAnner && his music.
David look good since he cut that pubic hair and lost some weight.. oh yea he can get it
and for the “Blondes” SMH!!
@ Suga Mo
I thought that was Countess Vaughn at first too. LOL Girls blonde is not your friend. Believe that!!!
Now in his case, I’d be okay w/ him shaving his (un)public hairs.
While we’re @ it, let’s shave the atrocious manes of the three stooges.
They’re unfortunate-looking.
ewww… u know it was stinkin up in that joint!!
Hot ghetto mess!!!
My name says it all…David Banner needs to stop playing…lol.
what is up wit dat wetness on his pants????? homeboy needs 2 check himself b4 he wrecks hisself!!! Body still fine as hell tho.
that body nice…..damn, DB
Ok now heres more proof that everything 6am types is the truth:
1. fucked up deep south rap? Check
2. Bama ass nigga on the mic? Check
3. ugly ass bitches up in the club in some nappy ass blonde weaves? Check
4. Obvious babymommas? Check
5. Looks like a Niggafest? Check
Damn its not a good look having Bossip verify everything I type with pictures to back it up, 6am the smartest, most honest and nicest man on the Net!
See Lauren, now lets see these hoes say “Aint no such thing as ugly babymomma bitches with nappy ass blonde weaves” you got proof these hoes exist right there, thanks Bossip!
Those girls in that pic are the prime example of a typical day in the hood.
As for the sweat! Come on ya’ll… you know how HOT and SMELLY these events get, lol… Keep it real.
@NotoriousOne- Hello, Looks like by the end of the week, we should have some better weather.
DON’T NOBODY WANT To SMELL THAT HEAT, FUNK AND MOISTURE MIXED
WHAT UP RILEY!
OOoooohhhhh chile… Them three blondes look like pure bull ish!!!! And that damn Knock Off Keyshia Cole in the middle needs to be slapped fa sho!!!! DAMMNIT MAN!!!!! HOT HOT MESS!!!!!
Was this a Halloween party… What’s up with those three fugly females in the blonde wigs.
I’m sorry but Black women and blond hair just looks so natural don’t we all agree? I mean who gets on the phone w/ they girls like yo lets all go blonde for the party. They look beat, I’m from the bay and we represent better than that. Banner look like he has been hanging with 50 eating steroid sandwiches.
WTH @ the three blonde chicks?! EWWWWW! A Mess!
David Banner looks like he’s pissed his pants. And them ungly blonde bitches need to be taken out in the field and shot for thinking that shit look goood cause it don’t!
These girls look like they got beat with a 50 lbs. bag of bleach!!
I like David Banner, his music & he seems to have a cool personality. I’m not used to his clean shaven look tho.
P.S. SMH @ the 3 blonde chicks.
P.P.S. 6am where you been?
omg, im really crushing on david banner right now. that man is pretty handsome.
@Ange, I can only come in here 2 or 3 times a week, just to prove that everything I type is always the truth. Those have to be some of the ugliest bitches Ive ever seen!
The 2 blondes look like they are from the Janice Combs School of Hood Rats. How you talk yourself up to come out in public like that?! SMH
Why do black women color their hair blonde?…I really just don’t get it????
those girls look a mess! the one on the far left wit the light brown contacts looks possessed lol. They all look like sumthing u could find at your local hood rat spot. outa control. sum1 decent looking shouldve beat they a** in the club for coming out looking that damn ugly. so sad
Although he does look somewhat deelish here, we can’t ignore that protruding belly.
What the hell is “deelish” about that? :laugh:
>>>>>>>>>>>> I went out to see him Saturday .. he does LOOK really Really good.. he did like an hour intervew on out Local radio staton KMEL.. and I learned alot about him. He is fairly intelligent and very humble..
Those might be some of the ugliest girls I have ever seen in my life.
the three blond chicas need to be tied to the altar and repent for coming out looking like that.
Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.
*looking at the 5th pic*
is that Clay Aiken on the 1’s and 2’s?
@ Deann B
Damn LOL you are harsh LOL
the three chics in white wigs … WOOF
The one with the long yellow hair looks like one of those stress puppets you squeeze and the eyes and ears pop out.
I’m very old school, and have never heard his music (at least not that I know), but he looks like he needs to put an absorbent pad in his pants or something. And he is too big for the “sagging” look. Sagging makes big men look more massive, and not in a good way.
As for the women with the “X-Men Storm” reject wigs, all I can say is Geesh, you must really be drinking some laced punch.
@ LadyStar1111…hello Star.
“Looks like by the end of the week, we should have some better weather.”
Sorry for the delayed response. Was working on a brief at the office.
Definitely hoping for good weather. Do you work in Manhattan? It’s gonna be CRAZY by me when the Pope comes into town.
Straigh meat and potatoes. I kinds like it, but he gotta stop thurrr; no more ounces, pounds, etc.
Who’s the witches w/the bad wigs?
@: That body is glossy but why are the elbows not?
My name says it all…David Banner needs to stop playing…lol.
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LOL!!!! SO TRUE! I Was thinking the same thing!
Those Turf Turkeys with that blonde shit on their heads are not a tru reflection of women in the Bay Area. We have some top notches. The hip hop station 106 KMEL had a contest where women sent in their photos to win a date with DBanner. I hope he didn’t pick one those rats.
Crack kills and so do those blonde weaves..
Why David Banner always look musty…just stank…UGHHHH YUCKIE.
See there, proof that some black women prefer to be white women from Sweden. That’s a shame that their self esteem is that jacked up. And the messed up part is that someone will hook up with them and profit of their sickness. Come on black folks, get it together
a year older and a Stone fatter.
is this nigga a trans woman wit all that bun in the oven?
I love his stomach, and all of his wonderful thickness. And yes, those blonds were a hot mess. (I was at that show). DB is too fine!
LET MY NIGGA BREATH DAMN! MOST OF YOU HOES ARE HATIN TO DAMN HARD.F.Y.I BITCHES HE LOOK ALL RIGHT FOR HIS AGE!! BUT THE BLOND BITCHES NEED TO STOP I AGREE WITH THAT SHIT
them broads scared the living shit outta me looking like demons man i thought they were gonna jump outta my pc screen, bit me so I become one of them ..damn they need some serious ass kicking for looking like gotdamn fools!
Self hate aint no joke. Those 3 hoes look a shitty mess. They need a rehab center for black people who hate themselves. Trust me when I say this White people dont love you just because you want to look like them. “SELF HATEN ASS HOES”. Thats my trade marked shit.
SOME OF DEEZ MUTHAFUCKAS ACT LIKE FAT ASS DB THEY COUSIN. NO AGE IS APPROPRIATE FOR OBESITY , THAT SHIT KILL NIGGAS JUST AS FAST AS AIDS N CANCER . GET CHA FAT ASS IN THE GYM …JOG IT OFF. ALL THESE NIGGAS DIE FROM NOW AND DAYS
AIDS
HEARTATTACK
CANCER
BULLETS … LETS TRY OL AGE HE BETTA HOLLA AT DR IAN FOR ITS TOOOOOO LATE.
Damn, one year older and still peeing on himself. He looks like he would smell like an old yam.
David needs to get a shirt and quick for that sweaty chest and gut! YUCK! My take on the blondes….maybe someone told them it was a costume party and they wanted to dress like umpha lumpas, no wait the umpha lumpas hair wasn’t blonde… LMBAO…Why dark/brown skinned black women dye their hair blonde confuses me. Hair color is supposed to compliment your skin tone, not make you look like a damn fool!!! And plantinum blonde looks good on NO ONE white or black.
I don’t know what is worse: looking at David’s fat, nappy haired, sweat torso or those chicks who seemingly go to Puffy’s mom’s hairstylist.
OMG those chicks look like life size troll dolls.
i can see these bum ass hoes but yall pussy nuccas damn.
Ya’ll way too bourgeois for me,f_*k all them pretty boys, David Banner is sexy!! Any man who stays true to his roots, did all he did for the Hurricane Katrina victims, writes letters to address congress, and still keeps it hood and makes dope music gets a 10 in my book!! I’d like to make him a plate of biscuits and gravy!!
that look like white hair to me and I hope them are not the winners of his contest. he picked a woman to go on a date with him for his birthday it was a radio contest
FUCK Y’ALL DUMB HOES!
DAT NIGGA LOOKIN RIGHT!