Monday, December 17th, 2007
Jesus Take The Wheel
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is Michael Jackson hitting up a Barnes and Nobles bookstore near his crib in Vegas over the weekend. This is a clear case of when getting knifed-up goes wrong. SMH. Is Jacko taping his face up so it will stay on?
Poor thang.
what in the planet of the apes heck is that?
lmmfao looking like fucking hollow man……
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA @ mtw. that’s hilarious. i was thinking the same thing.
it’s really sad that someone would do that to themselves.
Got damn Mary is first on every thread…Just when I thought I was gon be able to comment on this nut case first lol…
@MTW, That mofo look like hollow man FOR REAL!!!!
dis negro done messed up his mind/life/face/
wHAT IS all that shit around his lips?
lol i when i see MJ I THINK ABOUT RETURN OF THE MUMMIE.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s clearly sick , this is a form of self mutilation
he do scorpio……looking just like that fucking fool…….ahhahhahhahh lmao
for real tho, who puts post-it notes all over they mouth?what ever happened to the ol shopping list Mike? SMH. he’s too far gone into his own world now……poor thang
is that what that is post it’s……lmao i thought they was like band aids or some shit…..
I have resisted saying so out of respect, luv and admiration for this man, but he just might be a bonafied fool!! JTTW!!!
where is his tons and tons of bodyguards?? damn, even they don left his crazy ass alone!!!!
what’s up Cuba!!
omg its post it notes lol? Heaven help him!
LOl he might be able to walk thru the wall. Mike is probably capable of the impossible now
Maybe he caught tourrettes while he was shaving??
I don’t know who’s still cutting that man up, but they need their medical license revoked. Anybody who’d take a knife to MJ at this point is completely ignoring the fact that the man has lost his damned mind.
LOL @ some of these comments! ! ! Post its? LMFAO ! ! i hope Michael was buying a copy of the Bible cos the dude needs Jesus
SHAWTY……………………..feeling better…..
Man this scared the shit outta me. I clicked ‘refresh’ and damn near fell outta my damn chair. What the hell is goings on in the world?!?
:O
Zero Soul
I don’t know who’s still cutting that man up, but they need their medical license revoked. Anybody who’d take a knife to MJ at this point is completely ignoring the fact that the man has lost his damned mind.
You are exactly right. I watched this show on tv talking about how ppl can become addicted to plastic surgery just like a person can to alcohol or drugs. The surgeons should know better than to operate on him. He has to be a big liability.
Dang he’s coming back big though.
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lmmfao looking like fucking hollow man
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL I WAS THINKING THE GRIM REEPER!!
BUT I LIKE YOUR BETTER,LOL
Hes wearing a mask!
LMMFAO!!
I can’t stop…LOL
AWW HELL…B4 I SCROLLED DOWN & SAW THE 2ND PIC I THOUGH IT WAS A BUNCH OF BOXES STACKED UP…MY EYES ! MY EYES ! WHAT IN THE JUNK YARD DOG HELL IS GOING ON WITH HIM ??
lmmfao @ faw talking bout grim reaper……he walking round looking like DEATH…..ppl see him and run cause they think he coming for them……
mtw…yes ma’am I am! Check your e-mail lol
I agree with ‘AND’ and ‘Zero Soul’…that is absolutely ridiculous that they would keep working on his face like that.
And Michael was my dude back in the day, I still love him, but he needs to be slapped, but not too hard, his face might cave in, and we don’t need that.
mtw…yes ma’am I am! Check your e-mail lol
I agree with ‘AND’ and ‘Zero Soul’…that is absolutely ridiculous that they would keep working on his face like that.
And Michael was my dude back in the day, I still love him, but he needs to be slapped, but not too hard, his faces might cave in, and we don’t need that.
This is sad.
Would he stop already.
I really love MJ, and Im tired of defending his ole crazy ass when he does stuff like this. SMDH
On the serious tip.. This shit ain’t even funny to me. Michael Jackson needs to be evaluated for real.. I really think he sincerely hates himself to be doing all of this shit to his body/face..SMH. Papa Joe really fucked his head up..
OH goodness…Yall see his nose or what’s left of it??
LMAO oh this just sad…
504 I thought the exact same thing!
I thought Bossip had taken a picture of a loading dock, and I’m like, why would Jesus need to take the wheel about some cardboard boxes….but then I scrolled…and ohhhh my heart didn’t just skip a beat, the mug reversed blood flow.
he SHOULD wear a mask .. there is NO disguise that can hide him .. we can spot/smell him from a mile away .. if he wants to go incognito, maybe he should, i don’t know, get another nose job [wide nose, nostrils this time] and tan his skin …
who the hell is his plastic surgeon? Joan Rivers looks better than this and she has had plenty of surgery!
@ AND…
He’s not addicted to plastic surgery, he’s just insane. He’s doing anything and everything he can to distance himself from who and what he used to be. People on this site talk and talk and talk about how if you have straight hair or go to college then you hate who you are. People, *this* is the face of someone who really doesn’t want to be what they were born as. A sister wearing colored contacts is just a girl who wants green eyes for a night. MJ is a whole new level of “I don’t like myself…”
B’mama, it really is…the bottom of his nose is missing, real talk. Look at the picture.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cuba u up!!! I told FAW you was looking for, I told her. . . “She (Cuba) was gonna flag ur ass with a citation and order you to court- She is gonna convene a jury of residents to hold you in contempt of standing by while another resident was attacked by a outsider/newbie.” Nice to see you awake during the day.
True, Zero, true.
504 I thought the exact same thing!
I thought Bossip had taken a picture of a loading dock, and I’m like, why would Jesus need to take the wheel about some cardboard boxes….but then I scrolled…and ohhhh my heart didn’t just skip a beat, the mug reversed blood flow.
^^^^^^^^DEAD…..lol and shawty no e-mail…..
uh… well….. There u have it
OMG TX…I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO MAKE ME NOT FEEL INSANE…NO HOMO
I know TX!
LMAO AND WHAT THE EFF is the post-it’s gonna do stick his skin back together??
Yes. He is taping is face so it won’t fall out.
I think his brain matter is prolly seeping out, too.
I hope he got a bandaid for dat.
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what in the 458348509 band-aid hell??? LMAO. . . *DEAD* DAMN SHAME!!
ALL ya’ll wrong and goin straight to hell! Ya’ll know this is his treatment for his rare turn his ass white skin disease.
until he APOLOGIZES to African-Americans…i’m not speaking to him! LOL.
4reeals…the message he is sending is: looking like this is still better than looking the way GOD made me. looking this way is still better than looking like the handsome Brother i used to look like. APOLOGIZE MIKE!!!!!! let us know, u know, u r beyond disfigured, so we can support u w/o being creeped the fucc out. if not, then u need to get a damn scythe and just do the damn thing, Thrilla! Talkin’ ’bout “LEt ME Show u the way to go…” you can get them kids and some die-hards to follow u, but come this way, i got somethin 4 ur sick azz!
OMG OMG OMfreakinG!
If this is what we see in public, what do Blanket, Paris, Prince, Bubbles, Babar (I know y’all remember him talkin to that elephant on the Jackson 5: American Dream tv movie, that was my movie lol), Ronny, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike see at night when he’s getting ready for bed.
That has got to be a scary sight Michael tucking you in and kissing you goodnight.
Blanket be hiding UNDER the blankets.
Nah but seriously, I wonder what his kids think about daddy’s face being mutilated?? That is so sad.
WeSSide Eviscer8r: lol @ you not speaking to him
He shoulda stopped after the 2nd nose job like his sister Janet.
DAMNIT TX….i missed you….LMMFAO cuz i was thinking the same thing…
NO HOMO…lol
Wow…
Sad. Honestly If I saw him at night walking on the block, I’d be scared thinking he is a craxy serial killer or something. It’s just sad.
Who gives a dayum, how this nigga looks like, I bet when this nigga drop his album yall gonna buy! MJ is still the nigga, even if he looks Mr. Potatoe head…
B’mama, I can just see those kids staring out of the top window of their mansion like, ‘I don’t want to play Peter Pan no mo! I wanna grow up Got D***-it!’
Blanket is gonna upgrade to ‘Quilt’, then ‘Comforter’, then ‘Throw’….lol
@txshawty…LOL
not ronnie, bobby, ricky and mike…and NOT Babar!!!!!LOL!!
@ B’Mama
*throws 23rd letter salute and tips hat*
whassup, mama?!
I pray to God Michael will be genuinely happy with himself, and who he is before he leaves this earth.
DAMN TX….lmao
u already know
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Awww, my poor baby daddy! What have the plastic surgeons done to him? I think he should sue all of them.
WESSIDE (throws up W’s) lol
what it do.
He no longer looks human! Pretty soon, he will not be able to come outside because he won’t have a face.
I feel REALLY sorry for him.
hellllllo
OH LAWD!! In Bernie Mack Voice!!
anyone see the southpark episode on MJ??
It’s funny how everybody seemed to love some Michael Jackson, but he didn’t love himself.
B’mama yess ma’am {head down, walks to the corner, but reads Mr O Dot’s comment, runs back}
I gotta tell Mr. O Dot something first, B’mama.
O DOT: YES!!!!! I saw that. HOt mess lol
mornig bytchess hahaha hwhy is that white woman wearing tape on her lips oh no that micheal jackson roflmao roflmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Morning
My man looks like Mumm-Ra off of Thundercats
mr o dot i saw the southpark episode lmao lmao his merry lil a$$$ in bed with cartman lmao
YALL…STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID
shawty, that shit was wild…i think southpark is the #2 best animated series ever
1 being simpsons
3 being boondocks
he looks like one of those white women who push their shopping carts on the train in manhatten
mrs, why cartman mad wanted to kiss him
yup i love those cartoon you listed but i also like family guy he is hilarious too
i have “trust issues” due to mike’s shennanigans… I LOVEDED him…he owes me an apology and $$$ so i can pay my therapy bills. even if he does have vitiligo (skin disesase that i do not believe he has), does that disease cause ur hair to become lacefrontedsilkysmooth and for ur nose to self sharpen everytime u drop an album until u need imported ivory velcro, superglue and acid-free scotch tape to keep that emmeff on ?! i think not!!!! APOLOGIZE MIKE!!!
LMAO @ all the comments but my thing is,they just gave a woman a whole brand new face,surely they can give Mike a nose.But seriously Mike needs a visit with Dr.Phil because he clearly needs to deal with the issues from his childhood.
family guy = #4…it got old after a while
lolol yeah he was moving closer too him about togive micheal the tongue . didnt micheal climb a tree also lmao lmao? im trying to remember if he did lmao
jazzyphile, I know huh! You can have everybody love you but it doesn’t equate to you loving yourself.
OH I GOT IT…HE WENT TO A PARTY & HAD SOME OF NEYO #6 GRAPE LIP GLOSS ON HIS LIPS & GOT CAUGHT BY SOME BROWN CONFETTI !!! YEAH THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED, YEAH, UH HUH, YEP !
mrs, yea he climbed the tree and told all the kids to come “ride my tree”
Mr O Dot…you know a show is good when you wanna bust a character in the head. I stay bucking at the tv looking at cartman’s old mean, chubby behind lol
That man is sick ya’ll! Is anyone helping him my God!
Dr Phil: Micheal are you still climbing trees and picking little boys out the crowd.
Micheal J: No I dont have to anymore ,Dr Phil just yesterday your son spent the night at my house and climb my tree and i gave him warm milk and cookies ( micheal snickers)
lmao @ Mr.
yooo, yall seen the episode when southpark made fun of Family guy??!! CLASSIC!
LMAO @ yall in here talking bout “cartoons” when Mike really does look like he could be on of the cartoon ppl…
my main damie has vitiligo and she does not come out the house lookin like she’s workin on the “ur-time-is-up” committee…y’all can party w/that grim reapin’ mummy if u want to…but when he snatches ur soul & and takes it back to the lab…don’t be sayin’ i didn’t try to warn u.
hahaha micheal turned from black to an old white lady to a gowl now a grim reaper bytches WATCCCCH YOUR SOULSSS HE GOONNA TAKE IT LOL
mR O DOT I DIDNT SEE IT
ROTFLMAOO @ these comments. some of y’all are goin straight to hell i tell you. I’m trying to do a phone interview with Heat magazine UK and y’all got me looking unprofessional and shit. snickering and snorting over the phone lol
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY GOWL I MEANT GHOUL LMAO
okay…I can soooo see him being the killer in the next slasher flick….I think I’ll name it “Ghost”….the movie will be about a deranged dude (MJ) who lures people into plastic surgery using a fake handsome mask-like face…however when he gets them on the operating table the scary stuff really happens….he whips off his band aids and make up and scares the victims do death with his “real face”…..
For a minute I thought he had a pack of post-its stuck to his mouth.
and why have I always thought ‘Bahama mama”’s name was “Bama mama”? smh
lol mrs, u kno ur ass looked it up on dictionary.com
Why does Mike have to have on the oversized, women sunglasses. Don’t they make big glasses that are masculine???
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
Michael looks like the ladies in afghan but they would kick his a$$ or stone him because he has a white womans pork face ( kat williams)lmao lmao
lol wife, they prob use his face as a model for certain cartoon characters
mr ho dot i do know how to spell not like most people who dropped out in kindergarden like your dumb ass lmao
Mary J Blige
and why have I always thought ‘Bahama mama”’s name was “Bama mama”? smh
^^why everytime some1 type bama I gotta double check to make sure I was seeing correctly??
dayum Mr O Dot. you only met online a couple weeks back. i was present at that post lol. u a fast azz nucca aint you lol
co-sign:
jazzyphile
It’s funny how everybody seemed to love some Michael Jackson, but he didn’t love himself.
Lawdhavemercy
LMAO @ all the comments but my thing is,they just gave a woman a whole brand new face,surely they can give Mike a nose.But seriously Mike needs a visit with Dr.Phil because he clearly needs to deal with the issues from his childhood.
LOL MJB, u were at the wedding?
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
^^^ u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
i better log the hell off. Kendu is really giving me that side eye lol
HEY EVERYONE DO YOU CLIMB TREES??? LOL
@ Mary J. Blige:
u need to stop ordering that blond lil’ white boy cereal bowl cut #7 wig..thatz not right either!
i know u kendu betta!!!
and no, we met like 2 months back lol
@ mrssexcee
I must admit I was like what in the world is a “gowl”?….
mrs, why u gotta start dissin lol…we were gettin along for a second there…wit ur retarded ass
This hurts my heart. All jokes aside, this honestly hurts my heart. I’m an 80s baby so I’m fortunate enough to actually remember when MJ was at his peak! Dude was bigger than Oprah back in the day! I never in a million years thought he would end up like this! I remember when he first started getting lighter around 86′. The old folks (aunts, uncles, grandparents) started talking about it but the yougins didn’t really notice. As a matter of fact some young folks thought he looked better with the light skin and curly hair! The 80s fucked with a lot of peoples heads! If we only knew then how he would end up I bet you more folks would have stepped in to do an intervention. Seeing him now just hurts my heart.
*BLINKS*
*BLINKS*
SQUEALS: THE KRYPT KEEPER IS BACK!!!! SPRINKLES HOLY WATER AROUND DESK AND SAYS 7 HAIL MARY’S.
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS HE DONE TO HIS FACE NOW!!!!
u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
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uh oh. trouble in paradise.lol. where was my wedding invite O Dot? *humph*…..and yall know how much I love putting on my white wedding hat wid matching Doc Martens
MJB, i heard she’s changing it to Bahama Dot
^^^ u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
it’s just wat i heard!!!
it DOESSSSSSSS have a nice ring to it
BAHAMA DOT, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
WeSSide Eviscer8r you need to trust the Queen of hip hop soul. you watch how in two weeks time all them hoes round the block will be rockin Tootie wigs and shit. the same thing happened wid my breakthrough braid. You WILL grow to love the bowl cut lol…….you gotta believe…you gotta blieve in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (My Life album ‘94)
mjb, i thought u meant u were there at the cyber-wedding…there was no ceremony..but gifts are welcome
Mary J Blige
u must’ve heard wrong! LMAO…
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uh oh. trouble in paradise.lol. where was my wedding invite O Dot? *humph*…..and yall know how much I love putting on my white wedding hat wid matching Doc Martens
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oop. another mtw sit-chu-ation…lol
loL
@ Mary J.
I must give it to you…at least you are consistent with your craziness…references to Kendu and doing interviews and stuff and lets not forget the reference to doing “dem rock” with K-Ci….I hope the real M.J.B. don’t get a hold of your a*$!!!
oh my…if yall could see the mean muggin from Kendu rite now. ooooo wwwweeeee
wife, i think she was actually there when i proposed…but then left right before
BAHAMA DOT, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
Well u know i got my own claim to fame and all and I kinda wanna keep my last name SOOOOOOOO yea….lol
anonymous, isnt mjb the funniest poster wit that stuff??!
mR HO DOT YOU NEVER TOOK ME UP ON MY OFFER?? WIIL YOU TIP DRILL FOR ME FOR MY CHRISTMAS GIFT AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE MICHEAL WILL POP OUT OF A CAKE FOR YOU LMAO @ ANONYMOUS IM SORRY AFTER FINISHING SCHOOL IN 06′ MY BRAIN IS ON PAUSE ESPECIALLY WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS LMAO
Oh gosh - I want to vomit - this make me feel physically ill. YUCK.
May I suggest Bahama Mama-Dot?
I hope the real M.J.B. don’t get a hold of your a*$!!
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Whatever do you mean?The real MJB??????? You must not know bout me, I said you must not know bout me
B’mama! Y’all ain’t even have no wedding b/c I remember Dot talkin bout it was soooo 2006 lol!
I was like, I was supposed to be the maid of honor! Had my dress crocheted especially for the occasion and everything!
wife, u think u madonna!
Mr O Dot
anonymous, isnt mjb the funniest poster wit that stuff??!
Response: it’s downright comical…..and a little scary…she just might have the real MJB tied up in a closet somewhere impersonating her life….
M.J.B….be honest…when you break character, if ever?
lol shawty, mtw mad at you that u were there and not her
He looks like the smart monkey from the Planet of the Apes.
Lawdhavemercy
May I suggest Bahama Mama-Dot?
^^ it was suggested
and Tx is right we didn’t have a ceremony….lol but i mean this cyber marriage we are talking bout..lol
i almost spit my drink out at Moi’s comment
Mr. O Dot…mtw’s my sister, I tried to wake her behind up, but by that time you’d texted me that you weren’t having a ceremony, so it was either wrestle with her to wake her up, or miss the proposal and the elopement lol, y’all didn’t even elope, y’all just said I do and BAM! lol
WeSSide Eviscer8r
u need to stop ordering that blond lil’ white boy cereal bowl cut #7 wig..thatz not right either!
i know u kendu betta!!!
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hahahahahahaha. my slow ass only just got that CAN do (Kendu) joke. LOL! I got Kendu over here lookin at me like “why dis bitch snickering so damn hard? She better not be IM-ing dat Missy Elliot”. He hates it when I’m on Bossip. Says its a distraction from the recording process. OH WELL lol
@ Moi
not the smart monkey??!!! LMAO
yo, why i got the exact image of the smart monkey in my head rite now..
I was like, I was supposed to be the maid of honor! Had my dress crocheted especially for the occasion and everything!
^^ u will not be standing in my wedding party looking like khia!!lmao
wife, u think u madonna!
Who me??? naw….lol
I didnt even make it to the uckin meeting!! I had to git at JAO ass.
B’mama I don’t care if it’s real, cyber, or TELEPATHIC~ I was supposed to be the maid of honor, and you skipping out on a wedding meant i had to unravel my crocheted dress (especially designed by Khia), and make mittens for everybody’s Chrih-muh present! huh!
we the jay-z and beyonce of bossip
even beyonce would change her name to beyonce carter, lol…maybe not her singing name