Thursday, December 13th, 2007
When The Checks Stop Coming In
Posted by Bossip Staff
Jacko may be forced to tour this spring to help pay-off a defaulted $300 million loan. Some of the problems with the planned tour are insurance companies considering his reliability suspect and him being out of shape.
Come on Michael, find what Blackness you have left and make it rain on them hoes with a comeback.
In other news, the International Olympic Committee formally stripped Marion Jones of her five Olympic medals Wednesday. The former champion has admitted to being roided up while winning her medals.
Images via WENN and Splash
He looks like a total bitch.
1st
ooooo… That brightened up my day…HELLO FOLKS BELOW!!!
Marion Jones is a straight embarassment.
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BOSSIP YALL AIN’T RIGHT FOR THAT PICK..YOU JUST AIN’T RIGHT!!!
mike got the lacefront game on LOCK!
how u even fix your mouth to ask for a 300 million dollar loan?? He “HAD” some real good credit…
It would be real nice if Michael makes it rains on em. I hope he’s in the gym!
jesus take the wheel on both of then.
that pic of michael is wrong on so many levels, its not even funny………….then again yes it is..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
OH MY!!!!!
Bossip who’s body did u superimpose Mike’s face on?? YALL R WRONG….but I am LMAO!!!
And not that any of you guys might care but one of Marion’s gold medals is going to a Bahamian…YEA BOY….lol but it’s not like she really won it so it don’t really matter…lol
And Marion I have no words for her…so sad…
ya’ll are dead wrong for that glamour shot
I ain’t even a little worried about Mike. The fact is he could get that 300 million off of one tour. I’ve already pledged a months worths of bill payments to make sure I’m all up in his next show that comes anywhere near my location. Mike is the man, black skinned or not.
As for Marion, good. Cheater. Too bad her relay teamates got stuck with her cheating ass and now have to lose their medals too.
BAM……what it do ppl, and who glamour shot bossip done stole and put mike face on it……lmao
That picture, is toooooooo funny!!!
Marion so sad so sad, and 4 Michael (in the voice of that dude from waterboy “you can dooooit” lol
Good morning everybody, Mike need to be cained or something real cruel to a child molester. Burn his feet like Chapelle did to them sweat shop workers in the Cribs episode of that show. YOUR FEET!!!! As for Marion Jones? I never lika him, I never trusta him…… For all I know(best Scarface impression ever) that piece o’ shit coulda had me set up and my friend Angel Fernandez killed, but that’s history. She’s a real hassa!!! That’s a pig that don’t run straight. RIP Ike Turner.
YALL ARE WRONGING FOR CLOWING MIKE LIKE THAT. SMH @ THAT PICTURE
Is that a REAL pic of Mike, or is it just photoshopped? I can’t imagine he’d really go so far as to pose with a curly wig and women’s earrings. I mean you never know…but…well…yea, you never know.
Ok, why Mike trying to look like me? It really is a different World!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHITLEY GILBERT!!! THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT!! DAMN!!!
BOSSIP TO HELL WITH YALL LOL HE’S BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT ALL THAT GEESH…LOL
BMAMA YOU HURT MY FEELINGS FOR REAL
LMAOOOOO @ that picture of Mike!!! I wasn’t expecting that. But….I shole in the hell would pay good money to see him here in the states. When is the last time he toured the states? Thriller? Bad? Dangerous? LMAO I JUST picked up on the theme names of those albums, I’m slow lol…
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Lili
Is that a REAL pic of Mike, or is it just photoshopped? I can’t imagine he’d really go so far as to pose with a curly wig and women’s earrings. I mean you never know…but…well…yea, you never know.
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Oh yes he WOULD girl….On concreteloop last year, they showed a picture of a person in high heels, tight jeans with a skinny but womanly figure,long hair and a hat on with a white little girl outside on what appeared to be a landing strip in a “guess who” segment and “guess who” it was??? Michael or should I say Michelle Jackson and his little white daugheter LMAO!!!!
Even I was a little shocked and disappointed. Even after all of these years of his publicity stunts and shenanigans….I was heart broken
HEY…B.MAMA….DROCK….AND MS. FAW!
THAT PICTURE OF MIKE IS INSANE!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DAMN BOSSIP!
He looks like John Travolta in drag in this picture.
typo *daughter*
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST DAMN PICTURE OF MIKE I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOOOONG ASS TIME!!! DAYMN!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE OH PLEASE TELL ME THAT PIC ISN’T REAL !!
YA’LL DAMN NEAR GOT MY IN TEARS IN HERE LAUGHING SO EFF’IN HARD !!!
HIS GLAMOUR SHOT LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE LMAO !!!
YOU GO MIKE !
HEY PCF,, HOW IS YOU BOO
HEY DROCKY
BMAMA:)
I can’t wait for the tour. I knew Marion was a cheater.
A new spin on celebrity Gossip.
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Who’s Bad?
HEY BABIES…
504 IS HERE NOW…..
WHAT UP LADY!
FAW I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHANGE YOUR GRAVATARS LIKE YOU DO YOUR UNDIES!
LMAO!
504 Y IS I THE ONLY ONE IN THE BATCAVE??
PCF!!! I DONT WEAR UNDIES!! I JUST WANTED TO START CHANGING SUMMTIN…LOL
WHAT UP LAYD’S!!!! PCF, BAM MAMA, 504, F.A.W., LACYD (i like chicken gizzads), MTW,(ISTAY, 80 where eva u r)
WHATS, SHAKIN DROCK BRAND BACON
that picture is creepy
FAWSKI
PCF
DROCK !!!
WHY THAT DAMN PIC SO FUNNY, I COPIED IT & TYPED A CHRISTMAS WISH LETTER TO MY BOYFRIEND & E-MAILED IT TO HIM. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE OPENS IT !
Seriously where did you get that ppicture of Michael he looks liek he is dressed in drag. Poor thing he will be completely broke soon living out a paper bag.
What in the who the fuck in the two wong foo? why did they do this to Michael?
504!!
Michael Broke! OMG!!!!
Bossip, you’ve upped your photoshop skills. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen a few shops in my day.
I want to have P3’s 7 kids.
Yes?
CONFUSION!
OH!
(old Public Enemy)
FAW.. “WHAT’S SHAKN BRAND BACON”
LAMO!
I COMANDO TOO!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD PAY REAL MOENY TO GO SEE WAKO JACKO!
I would and I HATE that bitch ass nigga. Sorry y’all I’m a Mike Jackson music lover. I just happen to hate the person that likes little boys. But got damn, Don’t stop til ya get Enough!!! Off The Wall is probably the best album ever made. Ever.
@ BONES JORDAN!
DUDE! THAT OFF THE WALL JOINT WAS BANGIN’
WACK JACK SHOULD JUST PUT THAT OFF THE WALL ALBUM BACK ON THE MAINSTREAM MARKET AND MAKE A LITTLE CHANGE OFF THAT!
I THINK HE LOST HIS TOUCH AS AN ENTERTAINER AS FAR AS LIVE CONCERTS AND SHIT!
I want to have P3’s 7 kids.
Yes?
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ur a such a lil BITCH Patent!!
OF THE WALL IS THE BESTEST & IT BESTEST DESCIBES HIM !
When I first saw that pic, I didnt even pay attention cos I was convinced it was a photoshop/bad joke. But I dont think u lot are jokin!! That picture is BBBBBAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! U got me crackin up like a mad man at my computer screen!! Im all sniggering to myself. If my colleagues wernt so busy right now deyd be askin me if I was alright! That is not serious. Bossip, please say u photoshopped that and its not really him doin it at his own will??? And one more thing….
Chammmmmooonnneeee!!!!!!!!
PERPETRATORSSSSSSSS!
Mount UP!
It was a clear black nite, a clear white moon!
I Love It!
Yes?
Welcome!
i don’t understand why marion jones is holding her
head low and crying for ..
she should hold her head up high.
like she did when she was loiding up,..
and pretending,,,
Are white his balls and penis too?
solo pregunto…
The story of a black who wanted to be white …
(Perhaps had complexes big penis … or failing that, small penis and wanted that his body was in harmony and provided)
(If means a shit, shit is the fault of the translator of google)
long sigh for michael/michelle,,,
i can’t believe i ever had a poster of him/her/it
on my wall in admiration..
i could have used that space for the sylvers..
especially (foster)
See, Bossip knows what they do with these pictures. Ha ha ha! I wish they had the picture where Cam’ron look like he was on rocks. All I know is, Weezy and Birdman better not do what Bow Wow and Omarion are doing in this picture!
Omarion: Nicca, you smell so good…no homo!
I love Bossip.
WHY MIKE LOOK LIKE JASMINE GUY
LONG LOST BIG SIS
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUTHIN BUT THAT STRAIT GHETTO KNOCK
LOOK LIKE MARION JONES TEETH WAS ON ROIDS TOO
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUTHIN BUT THAT STRAIT GHETTO KNOCK
I believe Marion made the kind of mistake that people commit suicide over. Hope she bounces back.
u bit*ches is stoooopid! yall book a bish just like I would!
Bahama Mama reminding of my childhood…I was like 6-8 years old when “Regulate” came out…That was my Aunt/Mom favorite song…
Oh noooo… I can believe that MJ took a pic like that… O’ kno he didn’t!!!! That MF is crazy!!!
And why is the story about Marion Jones in the same sections??? hmmmm????
them rose colored sunglasses is tite! lmao
MJ looks just like Liz Taylor… when she was his age.
shame about marion jones, cuz she had real talent and didn’t even need those roids. All them years she put into u.s. track & field and now, all for naught!
Oh come on now. FOX News? Michael Jackson broke? How many times is he going to be “broke”? Damnit, if MJ is ‘broke’, I want to be ‘broke’ too.
And um..that photoshopped picture is old as hell, and has been circling the web for some time. I’m quite positive that it wasn’t created by Bossip. lol AND I still see that B-Jordan still has a jheri curl to pick with Michael.
dayuuuuuum…. marion!
u were wrong, but now u look so to’w down, i kinda feel bad for you. somewhere u gotta find the strength inside and tell us all about the whateva high level internal and/or external competitive psycho madness drove u to lie on camera several times sayin, “i didn’t knowly take the roids.”
dammit man… u were always the one to watch. i’m not judgin because we all make mistakes. i jus pray u can rise anew.
aiight.
I cannot believe that niggers can be that stupid, how can that be michael jackson. Some of you niggers are just that stupid to let the nigger that runs this site to pull off something like this, sick. Please niggers read, find out information because if you donot, we will continue to control your future.
What a stupid woman! Is she in trouble? The magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that she uploaded some of her hot pictures to seekingsugar and wants to find a rich man there..but i guess no millionaire or billionaire will go to her since she is trouble now!
Charcharbink- you lady or a gentlemen?
“Madman” - I know it’s a saying but I assumed……..
Morning
Mrs- I am a woman.
Yea its just a saying, y’know.
And I surely hope by ur name that u r also a woman, othawise Il worried!
How are u neway?
I meant Il be worried, typo!
Why hello there
Yes me is female! WO MAN! lol
Thought so, but always better to be sure!
I’m good, thanks. It’s friday and this is a busy weekend.
How are you, me lovely?
THRILLEEEER, THRIL LER NIGHT (HE SHOULD HAVE WORN THE ABOVE) MUCH MORE SCARIER!
DUN DUN DUN DUN IT’S CLOSE TO MIIIIIIIDNIGHT
Marion, Jesus have mercy!!
I wonder what she will do now? How does she make a living after this scandal. Maybe write a book
on her cheating ways. Oh the shame….
That’s some bad photoshopping of Michael’s face on some white woman’s bod.
As for Marion, I have never seen anyone look so sad in my life -
yo bluntblazer, that’s the first thing I saw was Jasmine Guy when I looked at MJ. Maybe that’s her bod they grafted his face on to. And Ddub, you’re readin’ my mind too, I looked at that poor woman and I thought ’suicidal’
LOL That pic of Mike is priceless!! And Marion was stupid as hell. I wouldn’t have said shit about using drugs unless they did an investigation. She won those medals years ago and nobody was thinking about her ass. Oops upside her head!!!
I Know MARION JONES is kinda stupid for taking enhancers, but the pressure to compete in that sport is the real crime in itself.
I still feel bad for her and pray she doesn’t hurt herself. She looks really desolate in that flick.
LIK WILD CHERRY her snitching ass ‘trainer’ VICTOR CONTI ratter her out like 2 years ago ON AIR on 20/20. I saw it with my own 2 eyes and aired the clip on my public access show.
She was done from the door. I still wouldnpt have said shit! So I agree with you there.
To the grave do you take the truth.