Friday, December 7th, 2007

Merry AssMas

Posted by Bossip Staff

Deelishis Smooth Magazine

Ho, Ho, Ho!! We are in the giving mood this holiday season and would like to share with you Flavor of Love 2 winner Deelishis’ derriere in the “Special Holiday Edition” of the prestigious Smooth magazine.

There is no discussion here. Her backs look 100% authentic (minus the keloid and stretch mark airbrushing of course).

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Comments(809) on “Merry AssMas”

  1. Soul Cry

    For what they are, the shots look good…but you know her ass is not that smooth.

  2. Royal Chocolate

    Is this all she can do?

  3. Mahogany

    Now she’s a blonde too.??

    sheesh

  4. Soul Cry

    Oh, oh, oh…FIRST. hehehehe

  5. jay

    The body is RIGHT based on these pics. She could use a head transplant, but thumbs up to everything from the neck down.

  6. Mahogany

    Judging from the articles that will be featured, they had to put her on the cover.

    :)

  7. WOL

    She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich,com? I heard of this around the internet.

  8. think quick

    This chick still showing her ass? I guess we all have to pick our legacy…

  9. jay

    @ WOL

    STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

  10. Sandy

    Damn what happened to her album… lol guess it’s back to sellin dat azz!!!

  11. duhh

    i respected her before because she seemed like although she had the ass, she wasn’t going to showcase it like an average video hoe.

    but i was WRONG. it just took some time.

    this deserves a ‘when the checks stop coming in’ title.

  12. Lady Architect

    Lol…smh@deelishis…Her body is on point I can’t even lie on her in that stance. I just find it crazy that she made a big statement about this being the last thing she wants to be because she wanted to be a role model for her daughter…but I guess flavor flav money ran out and she needs to be kept as relevant cause the rumpshaker video didn’t make it anywhere past uncut…what a sad contradiction…she’s a pretty lady though.

  13. duhh

    such a waste of talent! cuz she can actually sing.

  14. LovelyLady

    AT LEASE HER ASS IS REAL UNLIKE SOME, BUT THEY DID A HELL OF A JOB PHOTO SHOPPING THEM LEGS AND THIGHS. THERE IS NO WAY HER LEGS ARE THAT SMALL. I LIKE HER WITH HER THICK LEGS. DON’T TELL ME SHE’S TRYING TO GO THE ANGEL ROUTE AND HAVE SMALL LEGS WITH A HUGE ASS.

    I MOST SAY THOUGH THESE PICS OF HER LOOK KINDA NICE. AND I’M GLAD THEY AIRBRUSHED THEM DAMN SCARS AND KELOIDS THAT SHIT USE TO SCAR ME WHEN I LOOKED AT HER IN PHOTOS. TALKING BOUT THIS IS WHO SHE IS AND SHE’S NOT REMOVING THEM, THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING LIKE A FUNGUS GREW ON HER A SPREAD.

    I MEAN I’M JUST SAYING.

  15. alarissaj

    I don’t like seeing ass all the time…but at least hers’ is authentic!!! Some have it, others don’t (and that’s o.k.)!

  16. geezy

    This all she can do so so Kudos to her…..I just feel sorry for her daughter…Women your daughters are looking to you to define who they are supposed to represent….If mama is acting hoeish then the daughter might grow up to be a porn star or something……

  17. Serious Sister

    we came we saw it was ok NEXT…

  18. nahnah

    Poor girl, her self worth lies in the crack of her ass.

    Now that’s a “nappy headed hoe”, and too bad we place so much value on these empty-headed bitches.

  19. sugarsweet

    right is this all she has to offer.. As Black Women we need to do better!!


  20. her body looks good in that picture


  21. Serious Sister

    we came we saw it was ok NEXT

    —————————-

    LMMFAO

  22. Sam I AM

    her body looks great in these pix…I’ve always thought she was pretty so its alll gee

    i hope she does something more than show her azz though…

  23. Sam I AM

    i mean i hope her goals in life are more than just showing her azz..lol

  24. DROCK

    WHY AM I SEEING MS. PIGGY IN HER FACE AREA???? ESPECIALLY WITH THE BLONDE HAIR…BOSSIP NEED TO DO A SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON..

  25. Bahama Mama

    a$$ and tit-tay’s the make the world go round huh?

  26. Bahama Mama

    hiya drock….

  27. DROCK

    DID SOMEBODY SAY TIT-TAYS??? WHAT UP B. MAMA!!!

  28. Bahama Mama

    oh nothing….we gots to find a way for u to come and chill with “us” again tho

    (wink, wink)

  29. FineAsWine

    DROCK!!

    (IN MONIQUE’S VOICE)

    HEY!!

  30. Soul Cry

    Didn’t know she had the stance prior too. Money is dangerious thing…will make you quickly forget who you are.

  31. CubaLinda

    jay

    @ WOL

    STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

    _________________________________

    And that goes ditto for me!!

  32. FineAsWine

    THIS WOMAN HERE!!! SHE GOONA NEED A WALKER FOR HER ASS TO SIT ON WHEN SHE 50….STOP (PICK UP ASS) DROP(ON WALKER) AND ROLL!!

    LOL

  33. FineAsWine

    CubaLinda

    jay

    @ WOL

    STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

    _________________________________

    And that goes ditto for me!!

    ………………………….

    MEE TOO!!


  34. FAW? why u speakin in monique’s voice?

    LMAO

    are you hungry?

  35. DROCK

    F.A.W. WHAT IN THE HORROR FILM HELL CHILD??????

  36. 1st OF ALL...

    If it wasn’t for the airbrushing she would look like the typical BURN UNIT PATIENT she has burn marks all over her from a car accident. she really ain’t that hot.


  37. JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    thanks for my card, babes!

  38. 504okaay

    i have a dream that lil light skinned heffas & lil dark skinned heffas can blog in harmony…..

    i have a dream that all black males & all black females of bossip can love one another whenever a “swirl” post is posted

    i have a dream that “no homo” would be the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth

    i have a dream that kim. k would no longer be revelant & she would disappear from bossip

    i have a dream that we would finally know where kim porter is

    i have a dream that beyonce would reveal her real hair

    i have a dream that tyra would finally find a man

    i have a dream that kanye will win a mtw award

    i have a dream that imus will relax his nappy headed hair.

  39. 504okaay

    i have a dream that deelicious will cover that ass and used her other “talent”….her voice.


  40. I have a dream that Will and Jada will swap clothes at last!

  41. FineAsWine

    I Stay SMH

    FAW? why u speakin in monique’s voice?

    LMAO

    are you hungry?

    —————–YEAH BUT NOT ‘THAT’ HOOONGRY…LOL

  42. What?

    Lady Architect - I agree.

    It’s a shame she’s doing that because she can actually sing. I guess the industry can’t see past her ass and she didn’t force them too.

    To me that shows no work ethic & I thought more of her from how she spoke on never doing that or bringing shame to her daughter. Then she would be at a few parties looking like she got passed around.

    Good thing she’s on a magazine cover instead of under somebody’s covers.

    Did someone say “When the checks stop coming in?”

  43. DROCK

    i have a dream that tyra would finally find a man

    U KNOW SHE WANT A WOMAN 504!!!


  44. MTW is giving out awards?

  45. FineAsWine

    DROCK

    F.A.W. WHAT IN THE HORROR FILM HELL CHILD??????

    ————————————————-YOUR BLIND DATE…LOL!!!!


  46. I have a dream that Cassie will stop Effin and finally get a track

  47. DROCK

    WHAT…..DON’T I LOOK HOT???? DON’T HATE ON THE BLONDE HAIR EITHER…

  48. Bahama Mama

    even though some think i’m not funny

    I have a dream that Lil Bow wow will grow

  49. jay

    @ I Stay SMH - Your very welcome just wanted to let ya know I was thinking of you. What up FAW, 504, DROCK??

  50. FineAsWine

    HI YA JAY KY BABY.. CHECK YOUR MYSPACE


  51. I have a dream that Lauren Hill, Bobby brown, Amy Winehouse, Brittany Spears, and Jus Another Opinion will put the rocks down!

  52. Soul Cry

    @1st OF ALL…

    It’s hard be scarred from an accident. I lost most vision in one eye due to an accident, and got some scars.

    …shit happens, some we can’t control…

  53. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that baby and weezy will stop frontin and just get married already…no homo

  54. FineAsWine

    JAY.OHH I SEE YOU DID…..NOW I NEED TO CHECK MINESSSSSSSSSSSSS..LOL

  55. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT RAY J.WON’T REALEASE A SEX TAPE WITH LIL KIM TITLED: HOW MANY LICKS…

  56. blakgirl

    Tyra is dating some white dude!

    In the Monique’s voices, “She is exhibiting sluticious behavior!”

  57. 504okaay

    what it dew jay !

  58. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that we ALL can make it rain on them hoes…

  59. FineAsWine

    Soul Cry

    @1st OF ALL…

    It’s hard be scarred from an accident. I lost most vision in one eye due to an accident, and got some scars.

    …shit happens, some we can’t control…

    …………….

    AWW SOUL, DONT CRY :(

    ARE YOU OKAY…….ILL CUT YOU A PIECE OF PIE AND FIX YOU SOME COCO AND WE COULD SIT ON THE PORCH AND ‘CONVERSATE’

  60. SoChi

    i dont know what that do.. its sexy.. i guess.. but a black women taking pictures pullin her panties down…. i do not like

  61. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that BOSSIP will go back to haloscan…

    Pretty PLEASE w/ a cherry on top?? I mean it is the season for giving…

  62. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT REMY WILL RETIRE THEM BLONDE BANGS IN 08…(but she will replace them with burgundy)

  63. 504okaay

    LMAO @ BAM, ISSMH, DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT RUSSEL SIMMONS WILL FINALLY ADMIT THAT HE’S THE INSPIRATION FOR THE CHARACTER YODA.


  64. haloscan…cosign!


  65. HO…HUM… CAN WE PLEASE MOVE PAST THIS SKEEZA

    LIKE ALRIGHT ALREADY THE WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH KNOW THIS BITCH HAS A BIG GIANT ASS!

    THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GIVES A SHIT IS THOSE DUDES WHO “BEAT OFF” TO SHIT LIKE THIS CAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THE REAL THING!

  66. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Beyonce will retire the gold wardrobe and mama tina will PUT DOWN the bedazzler

  67. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT HOE’S ERRYWHERE WILL KNOW WHEN TO SIT.THEY.ASSES.DOWN WITHOUT BEING TOLD…

  68. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT BABY AND WEEZY WOULD PUT FLESH COLORES BAND-AIDS ON EVRERY ONE OF THEIR TATOO’S (AND LET ME TAKE A PICTURE FOR LAUGHS)

  69. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT SHAR JACKSON WOULD FINALLY GET ANOTHER ACTING JOB & BE KNOWN ONCE AGAIN AS AN ACTRESS & NOT A BABY MOMMA!

  70. DROCK

    YODAAAAA….(I SEE IT)

  71. Bahama Mama

    LMAO @ 504!!!

  72. Soul Cry

    Soul Cry

    @1st OF ALL…

    It’s hard be scarred from an accident. I lost most vision in one eye due to an accident, and got some scars.

    …shit happens, some we can’t control…

    …………….

    AWW SOUL, DONT CRY :(

    ARE YOU OKAY…….ILL CUT YOU A PIECE OF PIE AND FIX YOU SOME COCO AND WE COULD SIT ON THE PORCH AND ‘CONVERSATE’

    *********************

    @FineAsWine

    Thanks sis, appreciate it. Um…got a little rum to put in the coco?

  73. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOMEBODY WILL BUY MOMMA TINA A DIFFERENT COLOR LIP STICK FOR CHRISTMAS

  74. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOLANGE WILL GO BACK TO WALMART..CAUSE THEY DO BETTER THAN HER

  75. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Nick cannon will get him a girl so he can STOP SUCKING his own DICK…

    (thanks DROCK, that shit cracks me up err time)

  76. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that the Miami Dolphins will win a DAMN GAME!

  77. FineAsWine

    @Soul Cry

    AND YOU NO THIS MAYAN!!

    2 SHOT MINIMUN PER CUP…..

    BRING YOUR DOUBLE CUP MUG!!

  78. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARA WILL FIND HER REAL MOMMA & WILL NOT BE DIAPPOINTED THAT SHE IS WANDA SYKES


  79. I have a dream that macho will learn english


  80. Can I just say…the only BLACK female who looks absolutely stunning with blonde hair is Mary J Blige!! Any other BLACK female with blonde hair just looks a hot mess!! Sorry Ladies!!

  81. FineAsWine

    (thanks DROCK, that shit cracks me up err time

    ……………………….

    (HEY!!!! I MADE THT UP!!! :(

    IMMA SUR DROCK FOR PLAGGERIZING

  82. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT BAM & RUBIE MAE WILL STOP TRYING TO TURN POSTS INTO SPORTS CENTER LOL

  83. FineAsWine

    SUE!!

  84. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT WHEN MICHAEL VICK DROP THE SOAP, HE WON’T GET BIT IN THE ASS (PIT-BULL STYLE) BY BIG RAY RAY JENKINS…

  85. Kompton'sKutie

    I like Deelishis n all. Don’t get me wrong, I know the men Luv it. But Imma need D to stop showing her body 24/7 and show us a little more of what she got in her head…BRAINS! The booty shots are going to get old.

  86. Lili

    geezy

    This all she can do so so Kudos to her…..I just feel sorry for her daughter…Women your daughters are looking to you to define who they are supposed to represent….If mama is acting hoeish then the daughter might grow up to be a porn star or something……

    ^^^Yes, that is very true.

    She can actually sing though, so I don’t see the need for “Rumpshaker” and all that foolishness. She can actually blow some of our current favorite singers out of the water.

    But I just have to say, at least this woman’s body seems authentic!!!! I can’t even hate on Deelishis. Work it out girl.

  87. Bahama Mama

    OH thay was you FAW….LMAO well shit my bizad…it’s funny as ‘ell.. PROPS TO FAW!!

  88. jen

    I just had a conversation about this. Deelishis seemed to be the most promising I am alittle tired of her always taking shots with her clothes off. She was the winner and living a Bootz and Buckee status. I love NY lost and she is doing Tv appreances and then some we have not seen her do a booty shot yet. Get it together Deelishis.

  89. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT AKON’S SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS WILL BE FOUND


  90. O yes…..thank good for Photoshop & airbrushing!!

  91. Aphatty

    They look like they gave her a little something “extra” in that last shot. Her ass doesn’t look that juicy in the bask shot before that.

    They mine as well draw cartoons into magazines now with all of the tricks they pull. Soon they won’t need models, just a computer…

  92. DROCK

    HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARA WILL FIND HER REAL MOMMA & WILL NOT BE DIAPPOINTED THAT SHE IS WANDA SYKES

    (u aint right)

    HEY!!!! I MADE THT UP!!! :(

    IMMA SUR DROCK FOR PLAGGERIZING

    WHAT U TALKIN BOUT F.A.W. (said with lips pushed to one side)

  93. Soul Cry

    @FineAsWine

    Always prepared. Good lookin’ out.

  94. helltothanaw

    NEXT!!!

    Bossip- How many of these fuckin’ posts about giant asses are you gonna put up?? This broad and her ass are not relevent. Why don’t you post the story about the white kid from the Jena6 fiasco suing them and the schoolboard.. Howz about that?

  95. Bahama Mama

    LOL @ 504…but they do need to win a game…it disgrace


  96. Amen Lili…when will BLACK women ever learn?

    Its heart breaking really!!

  97. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT PEPA WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KNIFE AGAIN

  98. blakgirl

    I have a dream that in 2008 some real black entertainers will step up to put out some quality movies & music. Then we can put all the watch my reality show, buy my crap, look at my big ass & titties, I can three baby mommas, and I’ll do anything to get paid entertainers will go back to working at McDonalds where they belong.

  99. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT DAMON JONES WILL REALIZE HE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BIVINS (which ain’t no compliment)

  100. DEE

    WHAT ARE THESE DUMB ASS WOMEN GOING TO LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY GET 50 AND UP! A DAMN MESS! SO I GUESS THEY HAVE TO FLAUNT IT WHILE THE GETTING IS GOOD!LOL

  101. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Ms. New York will find a damn man already…jeez

  102. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM HAT LIL KIM & MICHAEL JACKSON WILL MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT & PULL OFF THEIR FACES & SAY “GOTCHA !!!! HAHAHA WE WERE JUST PLAYING YA’LL, THESE ARE MASKS”

  103. FineAsWine

    Kompton’sKutie

    I like Deelishis n all. Don’t get me wrong, I know the men Luv it. But Imma need D to stop showing her body 24/7 and show us a little more of what she got in her head…BRAINS! The booty shots are going to get old.

    …………………………….

    CHILE PLEASE THAT BITCH AINT GOT NO BRAINS!!!

  104. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that T.I. will eat some food

  105. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM OMARION & JERMAINE D WILL BE RETIRED RACEHORSE JOCKEYS


  106. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM HAT LIL KIM & MICHAEL JACKSON WILL MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT & PULL OFF THEIR FACES & SAY “GOTCHA !!!! HAHAHA WE WERE JUST PLAYING YA’LL, THESE ARE MASKS”

    LMMFAO

    i can’t play with ya’ll too much drama

  107. FineAsWine

    @Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Ms. New York will find a damn man already…jeez

    ——————————–

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT NEY YORK WILL HAVE A EYE LIFT….

    AND MUZZLE REDUCEMENT

  108. Soul Cry

    HEY BOSSIP!

    Can we get another man candy thread. This time with a nice chocolate brotha. Come on, it’s only fair!

  109. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT TRINA WILL FINALLY REALIZE THAT SHE WAS NEVER THE BADDEST BITCH

  110. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT COCO CAN TAME ‘THEM TOES’ AND PUT THEM IN SOME LOOSER PANTS!!

  111. Bahama Mama

    LMAO @ TRINA

    I have a dream that John Legend will wear bigger pants

  112. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT NY WILL STOP ACTING LIKE SHE’S MAKING A HARD DECISION BY ELIMINATING SOME OF THE NUGGAS

  113. CubaLinda

    I have a dream these millionaire dating bastards will get the f*ck outta here!!! {and take UnkleKrakka with them!!}

  114. 504okaay

    I HAVE A DREAM SISTER PATTERSON WILL REVEAL HER SCALP

  115. 504okaay

    DAMN CUBA, I HAD THAT SAME DREAM…..SPOOOOOOOKY

  116. FineAsWine

    LOL 504EVASTOOPID

  117. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT J-LO REMEMBER J-LO DONT LIVE HERE ANYMORE AND GIVE UP


  118. I have a dream that Jim Jones would endorse Irish Springs

  119. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that we(ladies) will get some nice handsome men for those who would u hit post…

    If yall need some guys….Holla @ me, lol

  120. DROCK

    I HAVE DREAM THAT BORACK OBAMA WILL LOOK AT THAT OLD EX-MAYOR FROM ATLANTA AND BE LIKE “NIGGA PLEASE”….

  121. FineAsWine

    LOL @ISSMH


  122. I have a dream that Superhead will upgrade her brains and NOT her brain

  123. Bahama Mama

    hehe @ jimmy

    stank azz…lol


  124. I have a dream that Jackie-O will realize that blond hair nor blue eyes were not intended for her

  125. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE JACK DANIELS TRUCK DELIVER FREEBE CASES TO ME EVERYDAY JUS CAUSE I AM SO EFFN HOT!1


  126. I have a dream that Alicia Keys will realize that her fans will still have love for her outside of the closet

  127. PaigeyWaigey

    I ain’t gonna lie, I wish I had a body like that…but I’mma work what I got. But she’s just getting paid to work what she’s got, glad they airbrushed out them keloids…but you know those military boys overseas are happy for this…and I’m kinda glad she can bring them a boner while they are going through all that shit…so go head D!

  128. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Naomi Campbell and Foxxy realize cell phones are made for talking not throwing


  129. I have a dream that the dolphin Diddy jacked for his teeth, will get his due justice!

  130. DROCK

    B. MAMA…I’LL TAKE SOME WILL DEMPS, DWANE (the rock)& AMISTAD (desmond somthing??)

  131. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE GOVERMENT WILL GIVE ME A NEW S.S# CAUSE I GOT BILLS!!

    LOL

  132. Bahama Mama

    FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE JACK DANIELS TRUCK DELIVER FREEBE CASES TO ME EVERYDAY JUS CAUSE I AM SO EFFN HOT!1

    _________________________________________________

    co-sign

    except insert Johnnie Walker Black, where jacks is


  133. I have a dream that Bobby Brown, 1/2 of jodeci, 1/3 of tony, toni, tone, and 1/3 of Guy would NOT just be a recipe for crack stew but ALSO be a national tour

    Baltimore!

  134. athena

    I have a dream that Beyonce will retire the gold wardrobe and mama tina will PUT DOWN the bedazzler

    —-DEAD——


  135. I have a dream that Keyshia Coles would just legally change her name to Mary J. Blige

  136. Soul Cry

    LOL at Cuba’s dream

  137. DROCK

    have a dream that Bobby Brown, 1/2 of jodeci, 1/3 of tony, toni, tone, and 1/3 of Guy would NOT just be a recipe for crack stew but ALSO be a national tour

    CRACK STEW….

    *************DEAD************

  138. tlatrice

    @Bahama Mama

    Leave my baby (T.I.) alone. He is sexy just as he is!

    Good morning Bossippers! Ya’ll keep my smilin’ all day! Too funny!

  139. Bahama Mama

    LMMFAO @ ISSMH


  140. I have a dream that Akon be released back into the wild! Ne-yo back into the sea! And OJ back into the arms of white america!

  141. FineAsWine

    PaigeyWaigey

    I ain’t gonna lie, I wish I had a body like that…but I’mma work what I got. But she’s just getting paid to work what she’s got, glad they airbrushed out them keloids…but you know those military boys overseas are happy for this…and I’m kinda glad she can bring them a boner while they are going through all that shit…so go head D!

    —————————————-

    BUT HOW THOSE BOYS GONNA FEEL WITH JUST A BONER AND NUTTIN TO POKE IT IN???

    I AM SURE THOSE HANDS BEZ TIRED AT TIMES!!!LOL

    (DISCLAIMER: no disrepect to all those wonderful military people defending out great nation)

  142. Bahama Mama

    THENA BEANA!!!! hi-lo

    LOL @tlatrice…i’m jus saying he kinda skinny..


  143. I have a dream that Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett, and Alicia Keys would buy my bumper sticker that says……………….

    …………

    ………….

    …………

    …………..

    ………

    I LOVE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  144. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOMEONE PUSH BRANDY EYES CLOSER AND GIVE HER SOME “CLEAREYE” DROPS

  145. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that Star Jones will let Al out of that sham they call a marriage…

  146. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT I LUV NEW YORK AND HER “GORILLA IN THE MIST” MAMA WILL GET HOOK UP ON BEY’S LACE FRONT GAME…

  147. mimi

    I have to say one thing..Atleast she can shut up the people who say Jlo has a ghetto booty

  148. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    OMG, I’m ROFLMAO, I had to shut my office door. Y’all are hilarious!! My eyes are tearing and I swear I don’t want my liquid liner to smudge. :-)

  149. Chillin @ Work

    LMAO @ I had a dreams


  150. I have a dream that Kanye West will realize that blinds were made for windows NOT glasses!

  151. tlatrice

    i like skinny men. every skinny man i’ve ever been with was very…well endowed.

    It’s like God said “since you don’t have the eye candy, imma give you the ‘hard’ candy.

    and he got big feet too! giiiiirrrrrrl…

    yep, T.I. lil’ skinny ass can prolly put it down! LOL!!!

    these ‘dreams’ are killin’ me! crack stew?!?! ya’ll gon’ get me fired for laughing out loud in here!

  152. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM…I SAY, UHH I HAVE A DREAM, UH THAT R- KELLY BE ORDERED TO PUT ON A MUZZLE AND DICKYBOOTY CUFFS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND WRIST BRACELETS TO ALERT THE POLICE WHEN HE REACHES OUT FOR CHILDREN!!

  153. DROCK

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT R. KELLY WILL BE IN JAIL WRITING CHAPTERS 30 - 89 OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET….AND WILL RELEASE 6 RE-MIXES, 5 COLABOS, AND 6 ALBUMS…

  154. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that mike jordans ex wife wanna adopt me…no really that was my dream…lol


  155. I see ya’ll choppin it up early!!

  156. DROCK

    F.A.W. HOW WE BOTH WRITING ON KELLZ??(get out of my head!) (taking mediction)…


  157. I have a dream that lacyd go straight to hell for that gravvy

  158. CubaLinda

    I have a dream that these schizo mofos will stop contradicting their previous post b/f I cut and paste that dumb shit you said y’day and now you on here today flipping like a mu’f*king pancake!!

  159. DROCK

    LACYD…IM CALLING CHILD SERVICES!!!!!

  160. Bahama Mama

    that is a wild gravie lacyd

  161. Bahama Mama

    uh oh…go head cubalinda

  162. CubaLinda

    ^^^ Sorry,

    I have a dream I wont take this Bossip ish so dayum serious….


  163. kim kardashian eat your fake ass heart out beyotch……….

  164. FineAsWine

    I HAVE A DREAM THAT LACD STOP LETTIN THAT BABY SMOKIN HER TWEED SO EARLY IN THE DAY!!

    WATCH YA CHILLEREN GURL!!LOL

  165. Yo again? go thaaaat way

    what a banger! Women are such hater right?? cause for what it is worth she is on point!!! If you gonna do it do it right and she is right all the way through! DAYUM


  166. LOL @ Cuba

  167. Bahama Mama

    I have a dream that that superman ish was just a dream

    yes?


  168. Yes, it is as if i have a thing for cute animals that kill and babies that deal.