Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Jasmine Guy is Making It Rain on This Hoe

Posted by Bossip Staff

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In the battle of the “dead-look”, we think Jasmine Guy from A Different World is making rain on this hoe right here. Ok. maybe drizzling on this hoe, Jasmine is not looking anything like Whitley these days.

Joan Van Ark needs to step up her knifed -up game, real quick. Looks like it’s too late.

Thank Jesus for Melanin!!!!

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  1. sitfu.com

    Taking a Closer Look at the Stories Ignored

    by the Mainstream Media

  2. luvchild

    Oh my goodness.

  3. WeSSide Eviscer8r

    OMG!

    WTF???

    Y?????????????


  4. What happened to JG? She is not that old, but they say light skinned women age real fast, and from the looks of Ms. Guy, it may be true. She looks a H.A.M. she ain’t raining on shit.

  5. up2nogood

    Wow! They both seen better days.

  6. Bahama Mama

    okay um the white lady is lookin a lil like a man, okay alot like a man

  7. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    LOL, like they say, black don’t crack. :-)

  8. Hazelnut

    Jasmine Guy is only around 43 or 44 years old - the same age as Salt from Salt n Pepa. Maybe Jasmine was ill over the years because her aging has really progressed rapidly….She’s still an attractive lady though….

  9. Impress Me

    Jasmine Guy is Beyonce in 10 yrs. An the other lady is a Heather Locklear wannabe.

  10. SW10

    omg that yt woman is goin 2 give me nightmares.

  11. B Mag357

    jasmine guy has lupus everybody says….but she looked old as shit when I was a kid….


  12. OMG!

    Jasmine Guy is a horror.

    The other one is so plasticized, her skin appears to be translucent.

    Yucky.

    http://www.theblackactor.com


  13. Er, if Jasmine Guy has lupus, I take that back.

  14. Kdogg

    If you looked at these pics….

    PLEASE, whatever you do, DO NOT ANSWER YOUR TELEPHONES!

  15. Ugly Stick

    dunno what yall talkin bout. i think i did a great job on Joan Van Ark

  16. Ugly Tree

    Yeah, but my branches hooked Jasmine up as well.

  17. WeSSide Eviscer8r

    lol @Kdogg and the Uglies!

  18. Nita

    they both look their age, with some plastic surgery help here and there. one can’t look 20 forever.

  19. mydixiewrecked

    Pimp C is dead.


  20. she’s sickley that’s wrong

  21. Marsha

    That white lady is scary as hell. She makes jazzy look like a fresh 21 year old. Sooooooo happy im brownskinned!!!!!!!!!!

  22. DROCK

    HOT DAMN JOAN!!! WHEN CHEMICAL PEELS GO WRONG…WHO IN THE HELL DID THIS TO HER FACE??? PUT THAT DR. ON BLAST CAUSE THAT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE!!!

  23. Soul Cry

    what is the statement of light women aging better? Damn, ya’ll kill me with the ignorant baffoonery. NEways. If you want to go there, let me educate you real quick, it’s called melanin. Blacks skin produces more melanin, the pigment that gives it’s colour, this helps you age slower, one main reason is because UV radiation accounts for 90% of the visible signs of aging on the skin of whites. Melanin protects from these rays. Blacks produce more melanin even without sun and our type of melanin is more effective at blocking solar rays. However, white skin produces melanin only in the presence of sunlight and after the UV rays have penetrated. Okay…I’m done, look it up in you need more info.

    Nothing is wrong with Ms. Guy, she is just aging, can’t be young forever. My ONLY issue is her make-up. If sister knew how to apply to enhance, she would look great.

  24. jay

    Joan Van Ark looks like somebody scribbled on her face with chalk.

  25. 504okaay

    I NEED TO PRINT OUT THAT PIC OF JOAN VAN ARK TO KEEP THE BURGULARS AWAY !

  26. Tealeaf

    Lena Horne is a light skin woman but she aged well, I wonder if Jasmine is sick, she doesn’t look well…Joan..that’s ashame.

    Those 2 make me sort of scared of aging

  27. jay

    Hi 504. Hope your good.

    Peace.

  28. helltothanaw

    Oh dear lawd!!!!! Wow and to think Joan Van Ark actually paid someone to do this to here\.. I am horrified.. And that shit aint reversable….SMH People are taking this platic surgery shit too dayum far and you got some greedy ass doctors that won’t tell these people they need to stop.

  29. DROCK

    I NEED TO PRINT OUT THAT PIC OF JOAN VAN ARK TO KEEP THE BURGULARS AWAY.

    LOL 504….AINT THAT THE TRUTH. JUST LOOKING SCURRY…

  30. iBOSSIP@HOME[4]NOW

    she looked old on a differnt world too….atleast to me.

    and do she really talk like that?


  31. JESUS BE A MASK FOR THESE WOMEN….!

  32. WakeUpCall

    jasmine’s makeup job is just all wrong and joan needs a makeup job. i guess when u r broke u have to settle for off the generic off the shelf brands

  33. LookAtYou

    Jasmine looks like Nora Desmonde

  34. stacey

    Joan looks a mess, but she is 25 years older than Jasmine. Hate to see what 25 years will bring Whitley!

  35. 504okaay

    HEY JAY !! LONG TIME NO SPEAK ! HOPE THINGS ARE GOOD WITH U2

    DROCK !!!!!

  36. BobC

    Joan Van Ark is a hell of a lot OLDER than Jasmine Guy, who, by the way, is looking pretty damn long in the tooth. Just sayin.

  37. VioletGirl

    Joan Van Ark looks like she has been drinking collidal silver. . .

  38. Destiny

    MELANIN, NO MELANIN, WHATEVEVA. Jasmine Guy does not look good. Find another black actress her age and put them side by side and see who looks better.

  39. TopThat!

    Jasmine Guy has LUPAS u ass!!!!!!!!


  40. A LITTLE LATE FOR HALLOWEEN BUT IT SEEMS THE KRYPT KEEPER AKA JOAN VAN ARK IS BACK……. JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS AWFUL.

  41. On Point

    This is what happens to these light brights, they look “all fine” and “dandy” but once they hit 30 all they shit goes down hill (literally).

    Black don’t crack!

  42. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    I was watching School Days the other day saying how fine she was. she was a DYME in Harlem Nights too

  43. CHANTAI

    jasmine guy has lupus , leave her alone !!!!!


  44. Hey Hallle is a 40 somethin and she blows out many 20 somethings !!!

  45. TouTou

    Man that white lady is scary!!!

  46. lainy

    neither women was ever really very attractive, they kinda look the same, just older and even less attractive.

  47. Stormy

    @On Point

    Please not all light women age bad, that comment was just ignorant. Look at Halle Berry, Lena Horne(sp), Jennifer Lopez, Rosie Perez the list goes on and on and these are all light skin late 30’s early 40’s women and they look great. Just because Jasmine Guy is ageing bad is probably genetics and have nothing to do with her being light skin….Give me a break..

  48. cindylee

    That’a what happens when you have the white blood in you, you don’t age gracefully like regular black folks who don’t crack. She looks horrible.

  49. Kim

    @Stormy

    You think Halle Berry is light-skinned?

  50. davide

    omg. she is so old. just viewed her old album on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named “SearchingMillionaire.com”.

  51. kissmya##

    i honestly think its not their fault its propably some skin disease they have. Dont make fun of them, this could happen to you or your family.

  52. ChineseChickenWingz

    OH MY DAMNNNNN LEAVE THAT BOTOX ALONE

  53. kce

    @Stormy

    A doctor will tell you that there is a difference is aging on african peoples and caucasion people period. So I guess that is genetics but it does make a difference. Light/White skin does tend to age worse. Of course there is always that one exception.

  54. aquaboogie

    I am a “lightbright” black woman, will be 37 next year. I always get carded, and I always get mistaken for a 20 something woman. Let me say this: I do not wear makeup. I mean, I will swipe on some mascara and some lip gloss for highlights, but I do not get down with foundation, powders or blushes. I believe that is what ages skin most rapidly, regardless of race. The women who wear makeup all the time HAVE TO wear makeup all the time because they look like raisins without it. HEADS UP YOUNGINS: DO NOT WEAR FULL MAKEUP UNLESS IT IS NEEDED!!!


  55. I have to remember that looks mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, so as long as Jasmine has a happy life that is all that matters. As for Joan once she realized her face wouldn’t be healed on time she should have skipped the event. I’m sure it was very difficult for people to speak to her and keep a straight face. She looks scary.

  56. DM

    They both look a hot mess!

  57. SHOW THE PU$$Y!

    I see dead people.

  58. simperfi32

    Bossip you wrong for that leave the sister alone.

  59. Reformed GammaRay

    what in the heezy? jazzy look like she melting.. cmon boo, you mak’n my gravy look bad that you was on stage too..geez…


  60. ‘Thank God for Melanin’

    you are dead wrong roflmao.

  61. BIG BOOTIE CUTIE

    Stop talking shit! My light skin friend Lisa is 35 and looks like 19 - no wrinkles.. smooth skin.

    Melanin helps, but we also have to take care of ourselves. Women in Africa would look amazing if they had access to good sleep, nutrition, and wellness.

    Halle Berry is definitely not light skin and she has great skin. spotless! So does Naomi Campbell.

    Not only do black people have good skin but our muscles tend to sustain gravity. Whereas Caucasians tend to sag at a younger age. But if they get good sleep and take care of themselves they would age better.

    I think that some of these people need to just take care of themselves and age. These botox and other shit just fucks up their face.

    Joan Van Ark was always an UGLY woman. Back in Knots Landing she superaged…

  62. BIG BOOTIE CUTIE

    PS.. A light skin black person also makes melanin in big amounts. I was lightskin as a teenager (like 4 shades than now) and when I moved to New York, I got darker in the summer and never changed.. LOL

  63. BOSSY

    lol at on point and just sit and be pretty

    both look whack as hell. if jazz is sick, thats one thing. if bitch isn’t suffering from more than a common cold, thats another. step your makeup game up and then step your ass outside. you can tell shes not a la natural with those eyebrows and lips and fake lashes anyway, shit. either do it right or dont do it at all. you cant come out looking like some stretched out sick-lady and expect people not to talk.

  64. daria

    Joan Van Ark is 73. Jasmine guy is 43.

  65. Candy Barr

    Jasmine looks like Eartha Kitt looks now . . . That photo scared me when I saw it!

  66. phenolady

    Yall aint no earthly good for this. All I’m saying is give them a chance. Pleaze stop these attacks on middle age women. Going to hell in a handbasket.


  67. Lupus ain’t got nothing to do with that thick corded turkey neck. That disease is called AGING.

  68. Crap Talker...

    Dat white women’s face looks like it was fried in formaldehyde. It’s a damn what white folks do to stay young looking..

  69. A Different Girl

    I remember when… Jasmine Guy was IT!!

    Jasmine Guy has aged quite a bit and that is unusual for the black actresses and singers she came up through the ranks with in the 90’s. A good example is Holly Robinson Peete she looks her age but youthful. Halle Berry is biracial and has aged beautifully which reasons toward her african/native american heritage cuz her mom looks pretty old for her age even for a white lady.

    Jasmine has probably shifted her focus from her career since she can longer compete for the slim pickins of work for black actresses. As an actress– you need your look to reflect youth and beauty.

  70. Truthy Troll

    Fossilized dinosaur found with preserved skin and tendons..

    The newly named Joanvanarkosoaurus

  71. capila

    michael jackson’s fairy god mother

  72. Truthy Troll

    PS..Why does Joans makeup artist HATE HER.I mean she is clearly trying to hide some recent surgery (laser???) and thinks it can be covered with makeup.

  73. Topaz Vixxen

    I am a “lightbright” black woman, will be 37 next year. I always get carded, and I always get mistaken for a 20 something woman. Let me say this: I do not wear makeup. I mean, I will swipe on some mascara and some lip gloss for highlights, but I do not get down with foundation, powders or blushes. I believe that is what ages skin most rapidly, regardless of race. The women who wear makeup all the time HAVE TO wear makeup all the time because they look like raisins without it. HEADS UP YOUNGINS: DO NOT WEAR FULL MAKEUP UNLESS IT IS NEEDED!!!

    _____________________________________________

    Amen! I am dark-skinned, but I personally think I look like a damn fool with a bunch of makeup on. I am like you - a little lipstick and mascara when I’m in the mood. But foundation and powder and all that other stuff breaks me out.

  74. Little Wing

    Why do you guys have to be so racist? What if a white blog said “thank goodness for light skin?” You guys would shit a brick over that.

  75. DR. FUNK

    It’s not as bad as it looks.I’m lying.;->

    Actually they’re both getting into character for their respective parts as walking dead people for the remake of THRILLER. Mike saw them & figured they would make him look good.Anybody seen Ola Ray lately?

  76. Pretty_Girl

    It’s not about light skinned women aging faster, because I live in Memphis, TN (Chocolate City) and I’ve seen dark skinned women look a hot mess when they get old! It’s all about whats in your genes. When people are skinny in their youth they look good but sometimes as they get older they need to gain weight! Too much weight makes young people look old and being skinny can make old people look sick and older! Maybe she just needs to gain about 20lbs.

  77. Soul Cry

    Okay, must we really get on the point of whom ages better; light vs. dark? Blacks are not the only one’s who age well, and colored race including aboriginals, Asians, etc age wonderfully. And melanin has its play in it. And we can all agree, in the spectrum of things, black don’t crack.

    But having melanin won’t take you all the way. It boils down to diet, mental balance, and regimen. I agree fully with the statement of makeup. Not only are the ingredients toxic, in most cases, but they also cause un-necessary pulling of the skin.

  78. Traydayz

    For those afraid of grwoing old there is an alternative. Be a beautiful young corpse. Enjoy every stage of life you have to go through and live it to the fullest.

  79. FiyahCrotch

    JASMINE GUY HAS LUPUS and all the comments about her not aging well are in such bad taste. She has the most debiliating type that attacks her immune system constantly. Yet she still volunteers in her community, teaching acting and dancing to students who can not afford to pay. She raises money for young girls to attend camp to enhance their social, business skills and self esteem.

    Another example of inner beauty that is ignored because people are so caught up on the outer shell.

  80. FineAsWine

    NO COMMENT ON JASMIN(I LOVE JAS)…………..BUT JOAN WTF IS UP WITH THAT STANK ASS MAKE UP??? YOU STARTED THAT ISHH YEARS AGO AND WHAT YOU GLUED THAT TO YOU??

  81. Dalia

    Jasmin didn’t start looking like this until AFTER she got married. I really think that her husband beats her and that she drinks.

  82. Moreaces

    J. Guy looked 44 during the time she was on the show. I always thought she was much older than the rest of the crew.

  83. eve0513

    They say Light has more white so it cracks faster.

    I believe those who wear make up constantly are permanently damaging their face in the long run. Putting gook in their pores everyday has its effects.

    Than God he made me beautiful enough to not need makeup nor weave. Natural beauty is the best!!!

    Imagine the pic with no make up… ughhhh

  84. Washer1

    Both women have botoxed the forehead causing that surprised eyebrow look, but Joanie needs to find Dr. 91210 real quick!

  85. nono

    JESUS OF NAZARETH PLEASE TAKE THE WHEEL!

  86. aquaboogie

    Topez vixen,

    Just swipe and swipe again, with a clean & moist face, that is the new glam.

    Soul cry:

    You are right, everything in re: to our health n happiness should be promoted. I personally drink at least 1.5% of my suggested daily intake of H2O.

  87. Lik_Wid_Cherry

    My damn glasses jusy broke from all the ugly! Bossip, you should have put up a warning first! And Jasmine Guy just isn’t aging well. She isn’t mixed with white, she’s mixed with Portuguese and Black. And she does not have Lupus..where the hell do ppl find their bullshit?

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