When The Checks Stop Coming In
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Eddie Winslow is taking the King of R&B’s spot at Superhead’s ‘used to be famous’ rehab crib. He recently put his relationship with Superhead on blast in S2S Magazine:
“Karrine’s not a passive girl. She’s a sweetheart. She is. But she’s very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she’s a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He’s a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole ‘Superhead’ thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I’d come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she’s seriously a homemaker. She’s very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she’ll figure it out. She’ll find it and she’ll master that. If you’re into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
So Eddie, are you trying tell us Superhead is Coretta Scott King or Michelle Obama quality?
No wonder her book is not selling like the first, her ho desperation has reached an all-time high, taking care of Eddie Mother-fu*kin Winslow? Not even Ja Rule, Lil Wayne, Irv Gotti, The King of R&B, Bill Maher, Shaq,……. SMH.
It takes a courageous and dumb-ass dude to mess with that infected Superhead in 07′.
Poor thang.
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1st…HA
“If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
WOW
I wonder if she paid him to do that interview and say all those nice things about her and her son??
That is so funny. Some crazy shhhhh!!! Hey, atleast she does her research first.
I’m smelling some sort of symbolism here; she can show everyone her clean house to make up for the internal mess that she is. Oh and Eddie, if your forearms are bigger than your thighs that’s not a good look.
lol @ taking care of eddie winslow!!!!!
If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.” LOL
Did bossip say that or Eddie. Anyway he is just looking for publicity.
Should have been a Jesus Take the Wheel Post.
lmao! im watching family matters right now, with special apperances by vivica a fox and mari morrow…btw i cant stand that mari chick
Oh ok Ed-boogie.
A lot of mentally ill people are anal, germaphobic and their house is immaculate….they also like to move furniture around very often.
This makes her Betty Crocker material, huh????
So Eddie, you trying tell us Superhead is Coretta Scott King or Michelle Obama quality?
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Wonderfully put. Them two disease infected pea brains are made for each other.
I can’t hate on him..he’s getting some “Super Head” too
i’m sorry? when were the checks ever coming in?
The woman can’t claim much, let her have that dumb look she obviously put on his face please.
i love……..”Snickers”
“If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
WOW
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LMAO Does she think it’s cool to have the new man she is taking care of disrespect her like that?? Is that a damn joke?? He is literally claimly that he turned that ho into a housewife, and mentions her son in the same statement. How embarassing is that??! I hope that kid is home schooled.
Anyway, clearly Darius ain’t about shit and she’s taking care of him in some sort of way. Or they’re just friends and he was just making a statement about her (he was speaking about her pretty matter-of-factly, because there’s no affection in that quote at all).
This mess is just hilarious.
btw i cant stand that mari chick
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AND in person!
he is a spicy mess if he thinks that having that walking std clinic for a wife is sexy
Sweet minty Jesus lol, nigga please
She must be suckin that boy Urethra(sp) cord through his Penis….
“If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
Apparently his housewife ho did not peruse his comments prior to publication…Or maybe she did and figures any publicity is good publicity cause she knew someone speaking nicely on her behalf would get attention. Eddie Winslow, Imma need you to step back from the cooch for a second and realize you sound a fool…
Supahead is a Silly hoe…and Eddie winslow is just silly
did he hire that paparrazi…which california pizza kitchen blue carpet event was THIS??
PRICELESS
LOL Damn eddie..U know the used to call her jawbone lol……she musta sucked da shit outta dat thang
This fool struttin’ around like a peacock while HIV rumours swirl around him like fuckin’ bees. Check it out for yourself.
Superhead was braggin’ about her engagement to this nigga recently. That’s right, engagement.
Sick shit man.
so noboby told him that u can’t turn a ho into a housewife
why, because everyone in black hollywood no this negro got the virus, them hiv rumors aint rumors cause why didn’t he sue nobody for easy money like wendy when she announced it. If u aint got it, get paid for the lie, something aint right there. I read on another site where heather hunter sued with the quickness and got mad paid when they said she infected magic. Winslow aint sued wendy or media takeout, why? Cause if a mofo ever said something like that about me, easy money, I would take a blood test, go to court with my negative results and get paid. That’s why nona gaye broke up with winslow, she found out.
LOL at him giving her all those compliments only to call a ho in the end. Does anyone know of all the married men she has slept with so I can boycott their shit?
she didn’t fool anyone when she tried to state that her and “Eddie” were in a serious relationship…how can one be a “serious” relationship with someone who refuses to be rehabilitated and make no mistake what she has done and continues to do is a sickness and she is in desperate need of rehab but denial can be a Bi*@#
LOL This is mess at its best! Once a good girl’s gone bad, she’s gone 4ever. And superhead been gone most of her life so, I hope he doesn’t expect much. And what about bible study and being an upstanding christian, “bullsh*t”, turning h*’s into house wives, laying up, I don’t know Mr. McCray…U’re sounding as f*cked up as she is…I don’t know…
ahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaa! I sound like she DEEP THROATED his PIECE, just yesterday! ahahahahahahaha
He is a SUCKER FOR HEAD! When you get through, her son, know what is going on!
WHO THE HELL IS EDDIE WINSLOW aka DARRIUS?
What is the last thing, he played in, besides EDDIE? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(JEPORDY MUSIC)hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! (SMH)
NEWS FLASH EDDIE!!! You can find a woman who does ALL THAT, AND she isn’t dizzy from circlin’ the block so many times ya DIG?
I wouldn’t trust that nasty bitch to make me coffee without something floating in it LOL!!!!
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Sigh. I have to agree on Bossip on this one. i have the mag. and Bossip is not lying, he is truely a dumbass! Thanks Bossip for putting that fool on blast!
He is so p*ssy-whipped…
Not judging Karrine…she has to make her money the way she sees fit…but I wonder what will she say to her son? He is old enough and smart enough to know some things. I feel sorry for him.
Say and call me what you want, Superhead could still get it… I have never seen or got dome like she gives in my life!
Damn I would have to Double bag though, so it wouldnt feel as good….
And she goes about taking “D” like she needs that shit to survive, I guess cause she does! But that approach is sexy as hell, much better than acting like a female is doing you a favor.
Why do you think all these famous cats want get with this chick?
Some of you females might need to take notes on how Superhead goes about her business… just be a little more selective and don’t write books about it
vivica a fox and mari morrow…btw i cant stand that mari chick
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LMAO!!! I used to feel the SAME WAY about her. I remember when she was on that talk show on BET with Vanessa Bell Calloway(LOVE HER, No Homo lol)and Kim whatever her name is and I couldn’t STAND HER for some reason? She just came off as fake to me and now so is Vivica.
But anywayz…..
Oh F@ck That!!!
NEWS FLASH EDDIE!!! You can find a woman who does ALL THAT, AND she isn’t dizzy from circlin’ the block so many times ya DIG?
I wouldn’t trust that nasty bitch to make me coffee without something floating in it LOL!!!!
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LMAO^^^^^
I knew that ‘engagement was fake. It was all for publicity purposes.
She must be suckin that boy Urethra(sp) cord through his Penis….
WTF!
Ur stupid!
Lol
Some of you females might need to take notes on how Superhead goes about her business…
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If by “business” you mean giving head…..WOW!!! I ain’t even gonna front, I saw that porno she did with Mr Marcus and WOW!!!!
I see how she earned her name. She was FUCKIN THAT SHIT UP like how I fuck some freshly fried Mozzarella sticks from Denny’s after a night at the club LOL!!!!
I didn’t even know it could be DONE like that lol? She had dude straight RUNNIN AWAY AND HE WASN’T FAKIN’ IT
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how all of these wifes feel when they go to dinner and know that their husbands have hit that? Like Irv Gotties wife!!! She is WAY better looking, and from what I can tell, she isn’t a whore so WTF?
^^^and some of them like Antonio Tarver (EEWWWW) ATE IT according to her?!!!
DOUBLE, no TRIPPLE, no QUINTOPLE EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Here is the rest of the article. Excertps from another website. Eddie pretty much explains what I already knew from the beginning. That why I don’t pitty or like that woman.
Eddie Winslow On His Engagement To Superhead:
I was playing around with Karrine. It wasn’t serious. It was a videotape that we did and I had thrown an event for the ESPY’s. Karrine and I were joking around on tape. And I did a little thing for Karrine’s website. Giving her a foot massage…and this older lady came by and she said, ‘oh my God!, you are so lucky.’ And Karrine said, ‘Lucky, this is my husband.’ And that’s how this whole marriage thing got blown out of proportion.
That’s where it started. Then she bought me a beautiful ring! Seriously, I mean a beautiful ring! I accepted the ring–and I never asked for that because I’m not a materialistic person. She bought it and so I was like, ‘Alright, cool, thank you.’ And we were wearing rings, and I one point, I really did think maybe his could be a cool situation. So we had talked about marriage, and we discussed it, but as far as us making an announcement, that wasn’t the plan…
Eddie Winslow Explains How His Girlfriend Felt About His Engagement To Superhead:
When my ex saw that, she was really, really pissed about it. She said it was embarrassing. Shakiri decided she couldn’t deal with me–and Shakiri has two kids. What Shakiri was saying was, ‘I can’t have my kids looking up on the Internet and seeing you with Superhead.’ And she was really not happy about it. I was like, ‘Okay, give me a chance to straighten it out.’ And she was like, ‘I don’t know.’ And see this is the thing: Shakiri was married to Keyshawn Johnson. They were in a ridiculous child custody battle and that would’ve looked really bad on her. So we agreed, and I bowed out gracefully…
Eddie Winslow Talks Some Kinda Nonsense:
Karrine is a cool person. She’s the kind of person you can sit up and talk to. Honestly, I think that’s why a lot of dudes end up becoming her prey later on. Cause the minute you do something that she doesn’t like, then your business is in the streets and then she’s gonna put you on the Internet sleeping on her couch or she’s gonna say some things. Karrine is like a child: When she don’t get her way–and this is what I’ve seen firsthand–things get ugly. But I’m gonna tell you what I did, for real. I just fed her a bunch of bulls**t.
This is my problem with Karrine. Whenever I do something, I think about how it would affect her. She’s not cognizant at all–when she says these things and does these things, like how is this gonna affect Darius? Her main thing is, ‘I gotta sell books. I’mma deal with you right now because wow, you’re more popular than I thought you were.’ That’s how she thinks. So its like one minute it’s all about me and then the next minute it’s Lil Wayne. And I will say this: She is really clever concerning the way she works the media.’
Bobby Warned Eddie Winslow About Superhead:
Karrine and I, when we first started hanging out, Bobby pulled me to the side. We were at the George Clooney show. And Bobby pulled me to the side and he said, ‘D, get away from that girl.’ And seriously, it wasn’t because Bobby was jealous ’cause Bobby has always been like a big brother to me. He was like, ‘Dude, she gonna bite you, dude. And it’s just a matter of time, dude.’ You never know what’s gonna come out of her mouth. There might be some things that you say in private, and she won’t put you out there but she’ll make light of it. For instance, she didn’t realize how bad she hurt Bobby, putting that man on that couch like that on videotape. At the time the man was going through a divorce, a custody battle, he had financial issues, you know what I’m saying? That really hurt him.
ReBeL
She must be suckin that boy Urethra(sp) cord through his Penis….
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LMMFAO!!!! I am a nurse and I just got a visual so EEEWWWW too lol!!!
@ Oh F@ck THAT!!!!
Exactly!!! When you make a pornstar back up, you know that shit is on point!!!
On second thought, if I was a famous cat I would have that chick take a test. If that shit was clean, she would be welcome to come thru for a couple hours any time she wants… you feel me!!
“If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
Got damn!!!!
Backhanded compliment of the YEAR! Bravo, Eddie Winslow, bravo.
@ Just Another Opinion….
Thanx for that cuz I’m too lazy too push the link LOL!!!
These dudes never learn, if you are too lazy to get out there and get it your self, then you are putting yourself in a very vulnerable position.
And now I’m on my way to find Mr Keyshon Johnson cuz although I am not into athletes much, HE IS FINE THAN A MOTHERF@CKER!!!!!!
At least, I hope he still is, haven’t seen him in a while lol
Tootles
Why exactly do we want to turn hoes into housewives anyways? Is the market THAT EFFed up.
Maybe I should find me a wino to turn into a husband?
Diggin in trash will only make you STANK’!!!!!!
Niccas talk too much. Keep it private homie…runnin off at the lip knowing it’s gonna get a lil press. Sucka move.
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LMAO @ Lilmissyintn & Oh F@ck that!! I’m just Sayin!!!
Interesting interview. Supahead is a joke, she was on some interview announcing her engagement…like it was real. I mean really, who on earth would really wife that chick? Seriously, I think she’s a bit demented. *shrugging*
I thought Eddie Winslow was saved??? He did a bunch of low budget church movies and stuff after Family Matters and he was goin round tellin folks he was saved. Maybe he’s backslidden now?
On second thought, if I was a famous cat I would have that chick take a test. If that shit was clean, she would be welcome to come thru for a couple hours any time she wants… you feel me!!
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Be careful, I have met a few Porn Stars out here in LA the PORN CAPITAL so I know they get tested EVERY 30 DAYS and they have to carry that pink slip around…..but in the mean time, people catch AIDS while waiting for the results OR the results come back negative in 30 days but the Re-test comes back positive so they unknowingly have IT and spread IT!!!!!
Just puttin’ that out there. There is the MONTHLY TEST (the western blot test) and then like 6 months later, the re-test to make sure you are negative and THAT is when some people realize they are POSITIVE AND HAVE BEEN SPREADING IT!!!
So ladies, FUCK a 3 month rule, make it 6 if you can hold out that long lol!!
BTW, Eddie looks like a chocolate teddy bear, moon pie face, something or the other…can’t quite put my finger on it.
txbred
“just be a little more selective and don’t write books about it”
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I have to agree! Nothing wrong with a sex life-but practice more discretion.
LMAO @ I stay SMH
I am going to start that group for the single women out their. Slogan: We’ll turn any wino into your dream Fine-bro!
Whatever she’s nasty and any guy messing with her now is just asking for it. I loooove how after she’s done with them, the guy is hurt like they didn’t see it coming. She just reversed the game. She still nasty but she fliped the script on these dudes! LMAO And Eddie was wrong for leaving his other girl for Super ho. Like I said earlier, dumbass!
Seriously, I think she’s a bit demented. *shrugging*
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I was just saying, she has some of the same delusional ideations that some of my psych patients posses FA REAL I am speaking from a clinical aspect, not opinion.
I did read (not buy, read) the first book in like 5 hours (it was a REAL page turner, or maybe I am just really nosy like most people) lol so I know this shit runs deep. She REALLY believes a lot of this “bullshit” she is being fed and dudes know that and use that against her.
Dudes will fuck a RETARDED person so I know they do care they are stickin’ it into a walking PDA for the Mental Health Society of America (and probably a good portion of Latin America too LOL)
LMAO @ Oh F@ck That!
LOL I like that passive aggressive statement LOL. You go Eddie Winslow LOL!
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^^^ *don’t care*
@ Seattle Slim
“Tattyballs?” LMAO
Damn, good info to know…
I guess you just cant get fire dome from a random chick without worrying anymore
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!!!
LMAO @ I stay SMH
I am going to start that group for the single women out their. Slogan: We’ll turn any wino into your dream Fine-bro!
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worked for Florida Evans
Sorry, “Tittayballs” LMAO
@ Oh F@ck That!!!
“Dudes will fuck a RETARDED person so I know they don’t care what they are stickin’ it into a walking PDA for the Mental Health Society of America (and probably a good portion of Latin America too LOL)”
You got me in tears laughing so hard.
Is everything a publicity stunt these days?
this isn’t the first time i heard that the superho is some kinda martha stewart.
the checks hasn’t stopped rollin in for Darius (his fukkin name isn’t Eddie Winslow)hes been doing those “mama i wanna sing” type stage plays for J’Carious Johnson for years now.
Again, I am baffled by this “ho into a housewife phenom”. LOL wouldn’t it be easier to teach ya housewife to be a lil more “hoey” when appropriate.
Ya can’t trust a hoe turned housewife. You done gave her the power to stay home and do what she does best — be a hoe. Wondering why Ray Ray & them alwasys stopping past your house when you ain’t there.
Plus, hoes are gonna drain your healthcare costs. you don’t know what dormant viruses they are droppin around your spot.
Send ya housewife to pole dancing class, make her watch some porn, lets not just go grabbing b*tches out the mens locker room and “wifing” them.
@XXXXXXX thanks for the correction….”his fukkin name isn’t Eddie Winslow”.
I called him Eddie because I seriously couldn’t remember his real name.:-)
I think ni99as are blind these days. They wife anything! I know this guy he was witH his babymama she got pregnant, he started seeing the side trick, he fucked up and he and the b-mama are on and off Now he done got the side-ho pregnant and he thinking about wifing her ass. Now the side-heffa had a man or two when she started messing with him and was trying to get at the brother a lil while before she got pregnant. Now why in the hell would he want to wife that?!?!?!? I don’t know about ni99as…I think they just gave up on a good woman
Co sign wit Snickers..
Did she dispatch him out with a mission impossible? cuz convincing you are NOT.. how you gon do Damage control for someone who’s just….damaged?
I think they just gave up on a good woman
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lot of them don’t know one when they see them. these young boys out here now are products of the “jumpin off” that was going on mid 80s. they don’t know any better.
Daaaaang! chi mi, that sound like something I hear at the Shop..wow.
“Plus, hoes are gonna drain your healthcare costs.”
STOP IT!!!!
Oh for those who asks what was the last thing he did, he was the voice of Jazz in the Transformers movie this past summer, ” What’s crackin little @#$%@#@$”
Men kill me putting their lives at risk for some used up pussy. Why turn a hoe into a housewife when there are plenty of good women out here to choose from.
Maybe they don’t know how to give head like Karrine with all that damn hand action but that’s when you speak up and tell your girl how you like it. Damn, y’all can run ya mouths about everything else but you too damn lazy to teach. Hell, I’m always willing to learn.
For those ladies curious as to how she does it get your pens out class is in session:
1. Grip the penis with both hands, go counter clockwise with one clockwise with the other then back the other way vigorously as if your very life depended on it(repeat as needed). Spit is required here so stay well hydrated. Don’t use lotion you don’t want that taste in your mouth.
2. Repeatedly lick, tease, and suck the tip of the penis with your mouth in a back and forth motion like a chicken. (Chicken head that hoe. LOL)
3. Every now and then let go of the penis and go in for some deep throat action so as to give the arms and wrist a rest(maybe tickle the balls). Move #1 requires great lower arm strength so hit the gym if needed.
Steps 1 and 2 are done simultaneously. Although they can be done separately, use discretion.
Now tell a friend to tell a friend.
^ you at work? LMAO
HAHA Damn there you go Melissa!!!
Willingness and Education is the key!!!!
“vigorously as if your very life depended on it(repeat as needed)”
LOL!!!
The best post I have seen on here by far!!!!
I’ll put that on my myspace LMAO
@ Melissa
Sniff, Sniff! (wiping away the tears of joy) I’m so in love with you right now.
@ Melissa
Applause. Now fellas was that soooo hard. Like Melissa said y’all can run ya mouth about every damn thing else. Let her know how you want it.
^^^^The instructions LMAO
But what u said is very true. A good woman is always willing to learn. My man taught me alot and I taught him so that when it comes to that area we’re both pleased. U don’t just have to find a slutbucket to get the gratification you like, unless u want something crazy and dangerous, then I don’t know….
I think we gonna hear something about him in her next book>
that hollywood P.R. game will have you coming off as Superdumb. There is no way anyone can smarten or clean superhead’s appearance. Once you enter the game as a hardhitting unabashed whore you probably aint’ gonna get that to unstick. People gon’ mess up their own reps trying to dig her out of that one.
I know this is off subject, but can some one tell me what timezone bossip is in?
^ one i’d like to be in…so i can get out this biatch
I Stay SMH
Again, I am baffled by this “ho into a housewife phenom”. LOL wouldn’t it be easier to teach ya housewife to be a lil more “hoey” when appropriate.
Ya can’t trust a hoe turned housewife. You done gave her the power to stay home and do what she does best — be a hoe. Wondering why Ray Ray & them alwasys stopping past your house when you ain’t there.
Plus, hoes are gonna drain your healthcare costs. you don’t know what dormant viruses they are droppin around your spot.
Send ya housewife to pole dancing class, make her watch some porn, lets not just go grabbing b*tches out the mens locker room and “wifing” them.
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LOLOLOL!!!! That shit was SO f@ckin’ funny, sad and TRUE!!!
Like Jay-Z said “Oh you so nastyyy….AMATURE POLE DANCIN, come and get this cash please”!!!!
Why tip a stripper when you are ALWAYS welcome to tip me (my man only lol)?!!
Yall saw that video “Suga Mama” wit’cha girl Bey workin’ that pole LOL!!! She must have taken him up on that offer. I know I would LOL!!
East coast, i think…But i don’t think they set their clock back. It should read 4:06pm
I thought D s****g was taboo. I can see not on this damn post. I am going to go out on the limb. Any man who is good at box eating. Please give all the other nicca some tips. I have come across two or three who were good at it. But more men need to learn how to do it. LMAO You got Karrine now we need a male version.LOL
Here’s what I say ladies, Why should hoes hold all the secrets? Those sneaky bitches want our men. The key is to be smart, learn from the hoe, study her ways then apply it to your own life (learn to cook too a brother needs his strength). Any one of us can get a man but the secret to keeping him is applying these hoe moves in the bedroom. Men chase this slut out of curiosity but if his woman is laying the smack down at home he won’t care about the Superheads of the world. Oh yes ladies, you have a Superhead in your very own city, Karrine is just famous. Time to put these hoes out of business!!!! Once you apply Karrine’s patented method watch how plentiful your life will become. The brother will start to load the dishwasher, fold clothes hell my husband offered to relax my hair Saturday when he saw me getting the stuff out. Trust what I’m telling you.
Chi mi
I know this is off subject, but can some one tell me what timezone bossip is in?
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Judging on where I am (central time) the must be on the east coast. I know that whenever I watch New Years stuff on tv from timesquare they hit the new year before I do here so they must be over there.
THAAAANX MELISSA!!!!!
ROTFCBLMAO@ (Rolling On The Floor Can’t Breath Laughing My Ass Off) @ Melissa
hell my husband offered to relax my hair Saturday when he saw me getting the stuff out. Trust what I’m telling you.
@Melissa
No shit thanks homie. Now if I could only find a non-std man to practice on….*looking around*
LOL @ Melissa.
Melissa,
Sista, you aint never lied on that one..Truer words have never been spoken..
AMEN MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my husband offered to relax my hair Saturday when he saw me getting the stuff out.
LMFAO
Ya man getting hair design skills on. Girl his ass is open super walmart!!!!
LMAO
dying at “those sneaky bytches”
lmao
I know I’m at central time and this site says 5:20. I was just wondering. But I wish it was that late too, so I could take my ass home.
I am always ready to lend my services to a willing female for that kind of practice!!!!
LOL @ Melissa
@ melissa
lol that’s how i get my hair done! he even knows how to layer my hair!
I HEARD HE HAD AIDS
Hey where are male superheads letting the other bros know how to handle business????
Hey where are male superheads letting the other bros know how to handle business????
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where are the brothers that ARE handling the business????????
@and……….
you gotta train them now a days.
my guess is out giving each OTHER orals and saying (no homo) behind all their statements
I have laughed tears of joy from Melissa and IStaySMH & Oh F@ck That.
Nothing but the truth in this post so far! lol
Martin told us to cuff the balls and Cosmo mag will give U a full on visual of the rest because the yt’s are sucking chrome off the d*ck and we need to learn how and embrace it…..
^^^^Yeah males need instructions so they don’t go down there trying to eat literally and biting the shyt out women. (It has happened) Lick, lap,suck ni99a!!!!
lmfao @ Melissa…
I bet he’s gettin some of that loose pussy for saying all that good shit about her.
I know she’s not the only woman who can give great head and not sleep around like superhead. I bet he just wanted to look cool and go around and say ‘yeah, i fucked that chick’.
=l
I AM DYING @…
my guess is out giving each OTHER orals and saying (no homo) behind all their statements
LMAO @ CHI MI
Who told them dudes to do that “swirl” thing with the tip of their tounge?!? Like u trying to unlock a small lock! wtf?
dude is a straight up mark nanu nanu buster !
i can’t keep a house clean. but can i get credit for earning a REAL living and paying a housekeeper to keep it clean for me?
I heard *wink* that guys should do the alphabet with their tongue down there.
joe
i can’t keep a house clean. but can i get credit for earning a REAL living and paying a housekeeper to keep it clean for me?
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You sure in the hell can. You gotta pay her don’t you?
N-Qui-Sa-tive?
@ melissa
lol that’s how i get my hair done! he even knows how to layer my hair!
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See here’s an example of true success. When a man offers to do a chemical process buy your burial plots right next to each other because this is the cat you growin’ old with.
OH F@ck That!!
LOLOLOL!!!! That shit was SO f@ckin’ funny, sad and TRUE!!!
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I’m sayin, these niccas upgrading hoes and shyt and can’t understand why their kid got “uncles” coming out the woodwork.
I never understood that neither. Why the hoes tell their kids to call all their menz “uncle”? Uncle Daddy.
I’m like “Baby???????? that is NOT your uncle! THAT is yo mama’s side piece, and don’t you believe otherwise.”
@ Melissa
That looks like it requires WAY too much work than I’m willing to put in. Maybe I can find a hoe and a housekeeper that’s all in one.
LMAAAAAAOOOOOO@
I Stay SMH
I’m like “Baby???????? that is NOT your uncle! THAT is yo mama’s side piece, and don’t you believe otherwise.”
joe
i can’t keep a house clean. but can i get credit for earning a REAL living and paying a housekeeper to keep it clean for me?
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If ya house is clean…ain’t NO BODY’s nevermind how it got that way. LOL
these MULTI-TASKING HOES are just making life harder and harder for me. now, i’ve got to learn how to cook, clean AND give head to keep my husband?
this is overwhelming to me.
@joe
No disrespect but you not cooking, cleaning, and giving head already?!!? I’m surprised you got a husband.
Joe,
Have you been paying attention? KEEP the hoes OUT the house. That’s what backseats are made for.
No matter what they say “hoes cannot be house broken”!
What is a hoe gonna talk about at your Holiday Party? Ho shyt
What is a hoe gonna wear to your little sister’s graduation? Ho shyt
What kind of examply is a ho gonna set for your kids? Ho shyt
Find a housewife, MAN. Put her through Hoes 101 or let her hang out with a hoe for a weekend (attended of course). Betta yet — NIX that idea cause hoes are always recruiting.
LOL at TX BRED, what has this site turned into??/lol
LOL I am utterly confused at the gender of Joe.
LMAO
Yall crazy in here bossip peeps and that melissa is a beast!
@and-
i admit, i’m not a great catch as far as domestication goes.
me too @ i stay smh
oonce you get him ( a good one), u gotta know how to keep him.
SMH, this is why i added the picture. i guess, it still isn’t working.
@joe
I’m not dissing you. You do have a husband which is betta than me.
AND…
Hey where are male superheads letting the other bros know how to handle business????
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I’ll let a man post and see what he has to say. I know the wheels in their heads are hard at work. Right now I suspect a lot of these men do nothing more that suck on clits like empty Capri Sun juice packets (you know when you squeeze the packet and suck real hard trying to get that last drop)and then proceed to whip out the fingers and rub and rub like they’re hoping to win $50 dollars in the lottery scratch off. Then got the nerve to ask every five minutes “You cummin’?” They never know their doing it wrong because most of us will lay there and pray to God for him to just stick his dick in and get it over already.
I’ll give a brother a chance though, ’cause I’m courteous like that.
yeah but you said you would find a hoe and housewife all in one…then moved onto it being too much pressure to keep your hubby.
wth??? enlighten us. LMAO
@and
no worries. i don’t feel as though your dissing me. my poor domestication skills are a frequent topic among family and friends. i made turkey tacos on friday, but i still don’t know how to mop. at least there is progress.
@i stay smh
in order to keep up with this new breed of hoes, i need a
(a) housekeeper to help me clean
(b) some cooking lessons to learn how to cook and
(c) a hoe to give me a workshop on how to do all this counter clockwise, three spits and a partridge in a pear tree tricks.
got damn, joe! LMAO
pick ONE and make it your craft. if you do one of the three things well enough…
the others just may get overlooked!
lmao
LOL @joe for saying:
in order to keep up with this new breed of hoes, i need a
(a) housekeeper to help me clean
(b) some cooking lessons to learn how to cook and
(c) a hoe to give me a workshop on how to do all this counter clockwise, three spits and a partridge in a pear tree tric
Yes honey, u gotta cook or order some good ass take out. A man likes a full stomach, a good screw, and his head to be held and rubbed like the big baby that he is! So prepare those knee pads and your pots and pans. But make sure you have fun while you’re doing it.
Like while I cook I where something little and seductive w/ heels so while things are cooking, I’m about to get some table action…lol
joe
@ Melissa
That looks like it requires WAY too much work than I’m willing to put in. Maybe I can find a hoe and a housekeeper that’s all in one.
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Oh my dear Joe,
Fret not sister. See if you get Karrines patented hoe moves down a brother will gladly pay for someone to keep the house clean and take you out to eat.
You have to start slowly Hoe Moves(referred to as HM from here on out) are not for the beginner or faint at heart. The beginner may need a younger man who has not yet come in contact with a skilled hoe. Now if you already have a husband practice on a cucumber or banana or buy a dildo. You want to come correct with the HM, practice on your husband only if he is a patient man. Do not be discouraged. Now go forth and suck some dick.
@Melissa
You are soo right. I tried to “coach” my last boyfriend. The shit just never worked. He always claimed he was trying, LOL. In the end sexual frustratin took over and I couldn’t take it.