Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
For The Stans: Beyonce Jelly-Game for Christmas???
Posted by Bossip Staff
We thought Beyonce just had had a very fake, shallow, and vapid personality. We didn’t know her Jelly game was also suspect. Here is the Jellied-up singer recently performing in China.
For all those stans out there, hit up Ebay and cop you some Jelly for $14.99. Some people in the know are using Beyonce to market their pad game.
Topics: Beyonce
1st
IT DON’T SHOCK ME………..THAT BITCH FAKE FROM HEAD TO TOE
ROTFLMAO!!!! So that’s where it came from! LOL!! I thought she did pilates or something (not sure if i spelled that right). So when guys in the club are feeling on a females ass, they might not be feeling on the REAL thing! LMAO!!!
Yall need to stop damn
Did anyone think that butt was real? I thought people already knew about the butt pads! I wonder what she really looks like with no wig, no makeup, no pads. Actually I don’t think I want to know.
I’m not suprised either.
I think they all do it.
hahahahahaha!
So! Women do it all the time going out. I however don’t need to
B looks pretty.
[looks again]
OOOOOh I thought that was a push up bra!!!!!!
OH LAWD! ummmm….. yeah, you can do that too. Hey her butt mucles are gone from touring……yeah…that’s it.
Mm-hmm.
@ babygirl
Yeah they all do. Did you see that picture of Rihanna in that green dress? No way her butt is that big.
I don’t see the fake butt on her. To me it looks like her own butt hangin out.
i agree brittany
I have to say that I think she has on natural or nude colored drawz, but I dont see no butt pad. Leave that girl alone. Im usually right on the criticism bandwagon if its due, but y’all are reaching now.
this is Stanery to another level. now we saying her butt is fake? LOL!But her pale make-up and Medusa hair combination are really starting to freak me out now. i want the old flawless Beyonce,not this HAM
beyonce is built like her mother she just trying to keep that fat in check
Nickey,
If you take a look at Rihanna’s the pic again, you’ll see the lump of the butt pads.
I dont think she has a bootie pad on i think it’s a girdle it’s what woman put on to tame the looseness! That girl shakes the bootie hard she probaly just dont want it to look like a LOOSE BOOTIE! or maybe it controls the sweating down there who cares she is paid!!!!!!
I’m surprised but not surprised at the same time (if that makes any sense). After Beyonce lost weight for her solo career I never thought her body was that “Bootylicious”.
please somebody tell me what the fuck is a ’stan’?
i’ve been asking for too damn long now!
stalker/fan
Remember that song “Stan” by Eminem? There u go.
saw her in bathing suit and her ass is beautifully and naturally big! Stop that crap!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
that’s a good way to describe the fans.
stalkers/obsessed/apologists…
thnx, hun!
now i get it. someone who always sees her told me she doesn’t have any ass. i just thought she photographed well.
and girls don’t do it all the time. i don’t!
go to urbandictionary.com. this will give you all the definitions you need. if one more person asks what SMH, HAM or DL means i swear i will push my album back even further. jeez.
all my love,
Mary
if some of you got off your own asses and hit the gym, you would realize that its is quite simple to get a nice round ass!!! and besides if you look at the pic carefully you will realize you are seeing a regular pair of nude boy shorts and nude fishnet thigh-highs and her pasty ass peeking out inbetween the two!!!
in her bikini/bathing suit shots, you can see that she has big thighs/hips and regular size butt.
those are clearly butt pads for those who want to admit it. it might be a butt padded girdle.
@ mary imposter
you could cancel it for all i care.
and i’ll ask whatever i want.
I’ve seen her in concert and she has hips, but not a big ass. when she stands to the side you can tell that. michelle was the one with the ass!
I knew Rihanna had those things on too
Bossip has a vendetta against this chick, huh?
I must agree w/ Brittany though.
It was a nice twist on a non-story though bossip…..u ARE getting more creative, just not that accurate w/ all ur sh*t.
Hmmm don’t know if she’s wearing butt pads but I know her bootay sure is pale.. No wonder she likes to lay in the sun.
I agree with whoever said it looks like a girdle. I would’ve went with the boy shorts but I refuse to believe she’d wear those ugly ones. They look more like grandma panties. I never thought Beyonce had a big but she always had a lot of hips and the right fit of clothing. All her stuff is tailored and its not hard for things to look perfect when they are. This is coming from someone who wish Beyonce would sit her ass down, not a stan. Just keepin it real.
@ nahnah
1)i do not know who you think you are addressing but this is the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul
2)I am truly sorry for my post. That was ignorant. That was the old Mary talking. It’s just that if i’m not at the studio finishing off the new tracks with Bryan N. Cox, i’m usually on gossip blogs where almost everyone knows what SMH/Stan etc are. But of course not everyone will know what these acronyms mean & it’s your right to be able to ask whatever you want. Please do accept my apologies. Its easy for me to get bitchy behind a computer screen.
Peace, love and honey,
Mary J x
ps. i’ll let the comment about cancelling my album slide this time lol
I didn’t know it was possible to have big hips, big thighs and no A$$…..Guess so…
hehehe I swear thats a girdle 2 keep her in check cos Lord knows if she shakes that thing it wont look cute on camera raw lol
@ nahnah
ps. again lol well really im gay. me and my husband just aint working anymore so whats good baby are you down??
do you have a myspace???
Anybody that believes that is fakes is STUPID, You can tell that the girl has on nude colored underwear, THE ASS is all her’s. All you HATERS (Bossip) are just looking for anything negative .If anybody wears a fake but it is JLO.
bitch please aint nobody hatin
WOW…When will we just be real? Fake hair, fake ass, fake smile…This is TOO reminiscent of I’m gonna get you sucka…What’s next the leg?
I BEEN TELLIN MUFFUCCAS BEYONCE AIN’T GOT NO ASS! That bitch is all HIPS. Overrated as hell!!
Her ass neva really “poked out” when I think of the term bootylicious I think of somebody like deelishis or buffy, or cherokee, or melyssa ford for that matter…..she has a nice figure but her ass aint that big
Umm lol I uh…that underwear is gross
some of you are blind and in denial:
girdles are NOT lumpy, unless it’s a girdle with a padded butt (butt padded girdle!).
i suggest some of you get a new monitor because it’s obvious she has on stockings, a butt pad, and underwears on top of the butt pads.
^I know I got more ass than her
Listen, having wide hips is not the same as having a big booty. It’s just not.
Some women have both a big booty and wide hips, but Beyonce is not one of those women. She has wide hips. It pisses me off when Non-Black America wishes for her and J-Lo’s so-called “big ass”.
Okay time out that Mary impostor is scarying the hell out of me. At first it was like okay but now he/she is a cooky for cocco puffs. Seriously take a damn break stan.
^I know right damn!
^^^^nice try to frame me. everybody knows i sign out with ‘all my love Mary J’.
all my love,
The Real Mary J x
In 20 yrs her biopic is gonna win an Oscar, she might not, but the movie about her life will cuz lord..infamous…
And the post really should be about that OUTFIT!!!! AAAAUGGH! that thing is a force, I swear it has mind controlling powers.. lol it should be falling to pieces,that must be her fav piece..
but they do look like some gurdle type boyshorts is all..
Mary Impostor Well all on Bossip agree that you need to get you some D-I-C-K fast. Stop hitting on nahnah speaking of stay away from the nanah and get on some meat and potatoes.
how the hell r those things padded xt look at the left butt cheek no pads…and which dumb crackhead would wear stocking over a girdle?
WOW…When will we just be real? Fake hair, fake ass, fake smile…This is TOO reminiscent of I’m gonna get you sucka…What’s next the leg?
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LOL!! Really!!
^^^^I don’t want to think of you as a lonely ass woman but shyt I don’t have any other reason to go on. Girl get some D-I-C-K fast.
ALL THESE FUCKING IMPOSTERS NEED TO GIVE IT A DAMN REST ALREADY. IS YOUR LIFE THAT BAD THAT YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE ONLINE?? KANYE WEST, CIARA AND CRAZY ASS MARY J GIVE IT A FUCKING REST. THAT SHIT IS TIRED. GROW THE FUCK UP
That was for the Mary Impostor
She’s what i call a “Velcro ho”.Aint shit about this bitch real.Hair,nails,ass,tits and complection it’s all a fraud.She’s a real life build a bear.
First of those are not butt pads…just ugly underwear…2nd…Bey is a beautiful girl but she NEVER had an big or round ass. She has hips…not ass. The folks at bossip must be her number 1 fans because you guys post something on her every damn day.
@ Just a thought…..
Seriously, look at J lo. during in living color. She had a big butt! I think she got surgery so people would take her acting seriously. lol
sike I love fucking with you guys
all my love,
The Real Mary J x
You people have reached a new low…that doesnt even look like butt pads on her. its OBVIOUS that she just has on nude colored panties….and all you people are just eating this shit up…hating on her simply because you love to hate, and bossip has givin you yet another opportunity to do just that; HATE.
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sometimes I need to express all of myself, or do I
all my love,
The Real Mary J x
they cant tell me nothing right
It looks like Beyonce just has on a panty girdle.
excuse me is you sayin something
cant tell me nothing
EVERYTHING ANY celeb do is fake.. Not like it used 2 be
i love beyonce but she needs to lay off the popeyes those thighs are getting BIG!
oh god! here we go again! reminds me of that time with Big Jim/Raw and various other imposters.
*logs off and heads to concreteloop.com*
I love all of my fans if anyone wants an autograph drop me an email, matter of fact I will through in a signed cd and photo. hit me up before I change my mind
all my love,
The Real Mary J x
WOW! is all i gotta say. Somebody had a lot of time on there hands…..a lot. Yall sure do know how to make me LOL though
@ moomo Im right wit ya girl
Also yes the fake celebs need to cut it the fuck out….the shit stopped being funny a long ass time ago..Damn…get job or something shit.
OMG! I’m kinda shocked actually. I thought she was “Bootylicious”!
well how would you explain the sports illustrated cover?
All of the females on here that keep commenting on how Beyonce looks…”she needs to lay off the popeye’s..etc…..post your pic on here since you are so critical of someone’s looks….I guarantee it won’t happen because everybody wants to hate and be critical…hiding behind a computer screen and a keyboard….LOL
I don’t want to label folks as “stans” but if you go to any Beyonce site and look at regular candids of her from the side she has a flat behind. The hips give the allusion of fullness. You can even see it in the Crazy in Love video. I was a fan so I know if you were about to ask. A lot of women wear butt pads just like a push up bra so I don’t see the big deal. We know these stars are fake when they present themselves to the public! But in real life, why am I even dicussing this singer’s booty? When she cures world hunger, call me! LOL
Damn we got Mary J, Ciara, and Kayne
I feel like Im at the fuckin BET awards out this bitch
^^^”illusion”
who is this person impersonating me? they are crap at it and are clearly some foolish ghetto trash because i would NEVER spell ‘throw’ as ‘through’. you’ve been exposed bitch.
Wow, that’s embarrassing. I have to say I AM surprised. I wish I could GIVE mine away cause I got a little TOO much Jelly. Hooray for the Au-Natural!
LOL I thought this was tooo funny. Know you already know. This further proves that Bey is number b/c bossip “writers” keep posting none sense about her. Can’t you guys find anything valid or at the very least interesting?
It never ceases to amaze me! the measures that people go through to hate and take the shine off of those who have it. Beyonce is a built chick, we all know that. WE also know if you stand a certain way, you rbutt can appear bigger. Beyonce is guilty of this, but butt pads, get a life and try again. You can talk about her lace fronts and make up all day but that body is real, ever seen her in a 2 piece? Ever seen “cater to you ” video? Go fuck urselves! and yall poor little dumb asses believing it. just lame!
You people all criticize stars for being “faKe” but can you blam them? Yes they get weaves, yes they wear make up, and some of them get plastic surgery….WHY? because they are tryin to please people like you. People who will always find anything to talk shit about. And you all do go hard on bossip because nobody can see you. Half you bitches wouldnt talk this shit about beyonce in real life, in front of a group of young me….cause you will get that ass clowned. im willing to bet 95% of men would choose beyonce over you old saggy grimlin face bitches on here
Oh MooMoo let’s not call on the devil. 2 more times and he will appear.
lol
lmao @ build a bear!!!!
a group of young men*** my bad
correction
Now…
It looks real. If you know anything about costumes or sewing, most people make underwear w/ the costume. It seems as if she has a pair of nude panties under the pre-sewn costume panties. It’s kind of tacky to see undergarments, but I don’t think she has on butt pads……… I think her cheeks would have been hanging out, so she put on bigger panties to cover her cheeks. Bossip, you would have talked about her either way…
YOU MEAN I”VE BEEN FANTAZING ABOUT SOME FAKE BUTT PADS!! I”M SO DISSAPOINTED!!!!
She’s never had a booty! never never never. she has always had massive hips though, and when she was younger and touring in Europe she gained too much weight and felt self-conscious about. So to make herself feel better she tried to play off of J-Lo’s booty popularity at the time and came out with that song “Bootylicious”. It’s a serious misnomer for her though.
and isn’t she getting a little too old to be carrying on like this? (non)booty all out. “nasty put some clothes on.”
@ Mary J blige:
you crack me up with your mary bit…”all my love, mary” ..LOL
@ hey:
are you retarded?
WHAT ! BOOTYLICIOUS AIN’T REAL… -Y’ALL HUSH YALL MOUTH…
Bossip you guy’s are stans of B that’s why you all always post stuff on her. stop acting like there’s more stans on this site than the folks at Bossip damn get off her nutz already!!
HATERS…
yeah these people are hating!!! beyonce is real… so far lol
seriously…
she is BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED!
yes she is getting played out
but that because the fans wanted
more! why build someone up just to
tear them down??? & regardless of what
ya’ll post up, beyonce has DEFINITELY got
it on lock with that body of hers~ YES that
“jelly” is real… goa,’witcha bad self, b!!!
MARY PLEASE GO AWAY! AND TAKE CIARA AND KAYNE WITH YOU BECAUSE WE ALL NO ITS YOUR CRAZY ASS
TYPOS
BUT YOU GET THE POINT
DAMN B…SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! I LOVE BEYONCE…BUT A FAKE ASS IS A FAKE ASS…DAMN SHAME. And to think I was kinda jealous of that ass…(hanging head in embarrassment)
@ Young Black woman -
you are so right. it’s a wonder they are not all looking like Michael Jackson trying to live up to everyone’s idea of beauty and their ctiicism when it is not reached.
please people…just stop
I don’t care what any of you say. The picture below speaks 1,000 words and “flat butt” ain’t one of them.
http://www.beyonceworld.net/gallery/candids/2007/SouthFrance03/images/010.JPG
^ I agree look at Viv, lil Kim…….Latoya lol
@ notahater
http://www.beyonceworld.net/gallery/
Just a question….What is it with black people and big asses? Having a big ol’ booty does not mean that you are attractive and not having one does not mean you are not…so what’s the point? I am no beyonce fan, but fake but or not,big butt or not, she is a gorgeous women. Ya’ can’t take that from her. Big Butt= Bad Chick. SMH
Nevermind the butt pad. I’m still trying to figure out what is going on with those fishnets. This is just gross and tacky.
I am admittedly a big fan of B’s but ya’ll, come on. That is NOT a fake ass. It is a pair of lycra reinforced undies!!
lmao @ im gonna get u sucka.
this doesn’t look like a pad in the pic though.
You guys should know by now that the majority, let’s say 90%, of the shit on Bossip ain’t true. Don’t you remember Bossip’s exclusive on Beyonce flashing everybody her tatas when she actually had on a flesh colored bra. Come on people. Bossip…Black GOSSIP.
HEY I HEARD THERE’S AN INSIDER ON HERE FROM B’S CAMP……WHO GETS A GREAT LAUGH EVERYTIME BOSSIP POSTS SOME THROWED OFF SHIT AND THE HATAS GET TO HATING. THEY SOMETIMES SAY NICE THINGS AND SOMETIMES JOIN THE HATER CLUB….SO WHY YALL CRACKIN ON B’THE JOKES ON YALL. BUT I MUST SAY THIS BY FAR IS THE MOST INTERESTING HATA TOPIC ….A FAKE BUT…GEESH WELL J-LO WENT THRU IT, SO DID JESSICA BIEL BUT WE’RE COUNTRY FED DOWN HERE…NO NEED FOR FAKE BUTTS, WE GOT GREENS AND CORNBREAD FOR THAT! HOLLA BOSSIP!!!
dont smile white bitches because if you want to see real big ass come to the hood, where the real black girls with the real big bootys are. in the white suburbs i never ecen see a booty unless its flat, now everybody wants booty.
I wonder how many farts are stored in that thang.
OMG talk about putting someone on blast!!! I be tellin folks all the time Bee is all hips and no azz…well she still doing the damn thing.
i think all the celebs are doing the butt pads.
that wasnt all Rihanna’s ass either. at this point i think the pads are common in hollywood
@Mr O Dot
oh no looks like i’ve inspired the ire of a devoted Beyonce stan. don’t worry my comments should not interfere with your ability to worship at the altar of Matthew and Tina’s meal ticket.
even with a big ass beyonce is still pretty in the face *coughs* still needs to take a break for a while…
without
To be honest, I do not think that’s a fake booty. I think that’s a girdle. Her cheeks was sticking out under it. It seems to me she has something, or so many people wouldn’t be her ’stans’. Maybe I’m wrong.
thats not the same thing she has on. she’s wearing a shorts
thats definately nude stockings…or a girdle…here butt looks the same as it does in a bikkini
@hey
What’s a “stan”??
LMAO @ build a bear. Why in the hell is she exposing all of that anyhow? What kind of stockings are those?
Come one people, I’m not a fan of Beyonce, but that picture is doctored! Those are not her legs, they look full of cellulite. I can’t believe you guys are posting stuff like this!
^go to your nearest rite aid and you too can own a pair. lol
@ athena
she might have on a Depends to hold her through the show
stalker/fan - delusional lunatic that idolizes and obsesses over someone (usually a celebrity). will stalk said celebrity whether it be physically or via the internet and become incapable of seeing any flaws no matter how blatant in the object of their obsession.
Damn….will you all get out of her ass!! Jeez. Nobody knows for sure what she has on, unless you were in her dressing room.
No matter what, she is still the hottest chic in the game.
Yo yo it is possible to have wide hips and no ass. Very possible! and licia, you are too fuckin funny with the leg popping off in im gonna get you sucka. Im scared of Beyonce. The old Beyonce is something to envy, but this is just SMH, laugh and go to the next fucked up celeb. Fake ass or not-TERRIBLE! And to think, I thought bossip altered this pic. LMFAO!
with all the shaking and dancing the girl does, it would be quite easy to “loose” some booty. Even if it was a fake girdle butt, we had those back in the day 70’s, some sistas got serious play with them too.
Well It Must Be A Short Or Something Because Explain This Y’all :
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1110/553075376_51590f6223.jpg
They Are REAL AS HEAVEN!!
Or Why I Don’t See Here Anything..??!!
http://www.vivalagraham.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/beyonce.jpg
@Dereon!
checked that link, thanks, damn, girl does have booty, must be flesh colored undergarment and she also seems to have pantyhose on under it as well, with all that movement, things just shifted thats all no story here.
hey
stalker/fan - delusional lunatic that idolizes and obsesses over someone (usually a celebrity). will stalk said celebrity whether it be physically or via the internet and become incapable of seeing any flaws no matter how blatant in the object of their obsession.
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Is that a webster definition or just something that hatas came up with to degrade real fans?
Sometimes her butt is big and sometimes its not, she’s as fake as Kim Kardashian
@ripped, you know u r right, kim a** is fake as hell. her 15 were up 2 hrs 36 min ago hahaha
Nov 7, 2007 - 4:25 pm AND…
hey
stalker/fan - delusional lunatic that idolizes and obsesses over someone (usually a celebrity). will stalk said celebrity whether it be physically or via the internet and become incapable of seeing any flaws no matter how blatant in the object of their obsession.
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Is that a webster definition or just something that hatas came up with to degrade real fans?
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sure if you make no distinction between a stan and “a real fan”.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/7495/
Ok, I am not a beyonce fan , but I wanted to really look at the pic and read the comments before posting, Now in all honesty I saw this first on mediatakeout although they didn’t mention butt pads, that was what I thought in my head, like what is that? anyway to me it sure looks like some kind of butt enhancer, I have always said beyonce does not have a big booty, now it could be a girdle with butt pads attached, but it is definitely something, I mean for the people who are clearly missing how the garment cups her butt and has a perfect budge, boyshorts don’t do that neither does regular girdles, she has on something, and another thing we don’t have to post our pic or shit else beyonce wanted this life for her, we dont’ have to post shit cuz we are not stars so that shit has never made since to me! also beyonce is built like a average chick look at those hips and legs she is super thick, average build but coke bottle not!
LMAO! those are booty pads.hahahha and the silver shorts over the booty pads are like flesh tone undies or whateva…but just admit it you damn stans yo girl wears ass pads…cus after she lost that weight for dreamgirls..she hasnt been able to get that ass back
^I just see a back wit a crack in it
@hey
Well, considering fan is actually short for fanatical then I guess there isn’t but I am a fan and if she does something dumb I say it’s dumb but I don’t tear people down or talk bad about them just b/c I don’t like them. I’m more mature than that. I wish others were as well.
Oh 1 more thing if you look at the texture of the pad, what boyshorts or girdle without padding is that thick come on people especially the women, it looks like the material for padding like the padded bra, its thick
Could you imagine getting ready to have sex and having to take that ish off in front of your partner…his dick will get limp before you know it..lol
I KNEW THAT SHE EITHER HAD BOOTY PADS OR SOMETHNG BECAUSE ONE MINUTE SHE WOULD HAV