Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Lavender Lady Lumps

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Jennifer Hudson attended A Fine Romance Benefit in LA looking a little lumpy. She might need a lifetime supply of Spanx, either that or she should try sucking it up a little.

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Comments(76) on “Lavender Lady Lumps”

  1. Mary J Blige

    what kind of middle aged shit is that? get it together girl. you starting to look like my ol Aunty Patterson (from the Georgia side of my family). how old is this chick again?

  2. Mase Betha

    She is pregnant!!!!!

  3. nahnah

    haha @ the comment above!

    ok, that dress maybe a tad bit hideous, but at risk of sounding like a lesbian, she is one sexy woman!

    she’s got some sexy lips, nice eyes, and a nice rack.


  4. WOW

  5. sexiichar

    The stretch marks are not cute, she has too much money to be lookin like that. ugh.

  6. Smiling Bob

    I wanna squeeze her “milk storages.”

  7. BETTA THAN YOURS

    HONESTLY JENNIFER HAS A KARATE BODY, VERY ATTRACTIVE IN THE FACE THOUGH.


  8. THAT DRESS IS THE WORST!

  9. NiggaWhat

    @SEXIICHAR,

    exactly. Doesnt cost that much to hire a personal trainer to help take off about 30-35 pounds.No excuse for that mess.

    @NAHNAH,

    u sure you dont have lesbian urges ?

    What straight woman looks at another woman and says she has “some sexy lips, nice eyes, and a nice rack”?? Hmmm. Check that out sweetheart.

  10. DDub

    I’m co-signing Nahnah!

  11. Smiling Bob

    She looks like Kerry Washington after having an allergic reaction to something. Give her some Benadryl.

  12. Al-Anon

    Frumpy, Bumpy, Lumpy, Dumpy…all the umpy’s in a giant purple Easter egg dress!!!

  13. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    ROFLMAO, Al-Anon, you hit the nail on the head!! Hairstyle looking like something Wilona from Good Times would rock. :-)


  14. This dress and hair is homey as hell!!!!!

  15. get_hooked_on_phonics

    its actually spelled l-a-v-e-n-d-*E*-r.

  16. Ruff Nekk

    Yawl niggas stop being phony, That bitch is fat and ugly KEEP IT REEL LIKE A G.

  17. VTORIRI

    @MJB you are crazy, but Jennifer always looks funny, I think it’s her shape and the style of clothes she wares. Andre is doing a terrible job..


  18. She is a very pretty woman, but needs to work on the hair. She’s a big girl…get over it

  19. The Real Essence 1

    WTF? This ole mid west country bumpkin is a friggin mess!

    I knew it would be just a matter of time before this would happen. Jen needs to wisen up & lose that weight fast! The reality is that she is a brown skinned girl working in Hollyweird & not too many make it very far as it is.

    Besides wasn’t it her who was crying about putting the weight on for Dreamgirls in the 1st place? All I remember hearing is how distaught she’d become about being fat. The way she talked made it seem like she was naturally slender {I don’t watch AI} now I look & she seems to be comfortable in her large frame

  20. The Real Essence 1

    distraught

  21. Happy 2 B Nappy

    That dress looks like a curtain someone cut up and wrapped around her. A Charm School fit, LOL. I know you folks watched Charm School!


  22. Is it me — or is her mouf always open? I’m just sayin’.

    http://www.theblackactor.com/

  23. nahnah

    blah blah blah. i can say whatever i want. i’m a heterosexual, but that doesn’t mean i can’t admire the beauty of a woman. as a matter fact, we all do. it’s perfectly natural to do so, in my opinion.

    and big or not, she’s gorgeous.

  24. versace

    Is it so hard for her to wear a girdle that would make her make her look slimline instead of all that pudggyness everywhere. I see that andre at the diner all the time what else does he do besides making her look better.

  25. nahnah

    umm, in order to get more play in hollywood, she’s got to do more than lose weight.

    apparently, the girl wasn’t meant to be thin, so leave her alone.

  26. chickster

    who is doin her makeup? she went from classy to ashy.

  27. Mississippi Girl

    Did she get her space in her teeth filled? Her makeup and hair is always flawless, but she has not been on point with her clothes lately.

  28. HaterSwatter

    WHO CARES!! It’s not like she came on the scene hella skinny and she was even bigger before…although the dress wasn’t the best choice, it wasn’t the worst either - So when Sex and the City comes out make sure yall drop that paper and go see her FAT UGLY ASS…..

  29. nono

    she gaining that weight back

  30. Anonymous3

    I’m all for Jennifer not trying to meld her body into a size 6 for the Hollywood execs but DA*@…she can at least tone up that middle a bit or stop wearing stuff that bunches or squeezes the middle….she can look soo much better and has…this violet number is just wrong

  31. Delta Diva

    I think it’s the dress that’s making her look bad….Poor choice. She could always get lipo, if she didn’t want to excerise…maybe…(shrugs)

  32. Ben Dover

    She is a really huge colored women!

  33. Ben Dover

    hey yall like Jay-z said “300lbs is the new 200lbs!”

  34. tealeaf

    She has a pretty face, but she should hire a trainer, or she will be stuck in the fat, lady black woma

    n roles..

  35. Londie

    Oh wow you people are sick, so what she’s heavy does everyone in the business have to be thin or have surgery to fix some things. Goodness the American Society is sickening, and half you up here the same ones who say things like we need to support our black entertainers and stop “hating” on them

  36. Ambie

    For the love of God..leave that woman alone. I think shes gorgeous! Who the hell says you have to be a size 2 like kate bosworth and to be beautiful.

  37. Reformed GammaRay

    I hate lavendar, the color and scent. she just needs a gurdle and a trainer, what else is there to do besides work on a hot body when you got dough and movie roles coming in? Jen do the tighten up.

  38. NiggaWhat

    Somebody needs to whisper in her ear 3 simple words: “BUY A GIRDLE”!!

    Yes, girdles are old-fashioned, but they still work.

    Take care of that, mama

  39. NiggaWhat

    25 mins a day on the treadmill pluis 25-30 crunches a day will take care of that.

    Come on mamacita, its not that hard.

  40. nahnah

    ain’t she, ambie?

  41. VTORIRI

    Jennifer looked in the mirror before she walked out that door and so did Andre.

  42. VTORIRI

    @nahnah, who’s ambie?

  43. SLOBMYKNOB

    That girl isn’t that damn big and it’s obviously doing her some good because she is getting paid for it. She is natural woman and that is a beautiful thang….well she may have a few hair pieces in her head but other then that she is all natural. To hell with these little chicken bones that can’t stay warm!

  44. helltothanaw

    **starts to sing Barney song**

    I love you

    you love me,

    were a happy family….

    Don’t get me wrong, I like J Hud, but shes channeling Barney like a mofo!!

  45. nahnah

    VTORIRI,

    ambie is a poster. i was agreeing with her.

  46. J-huds chronically open mouth

    I just don’t care for her anymore…is that bad?


  47. Jennifer is a talented girl…..but she looks a mess as far as her weight goes. Seems like she’s getting bigger. Has anybody bothered to tell her that OSCAR and OSCAR MEYER WEINER are two different subjects ?

  48. Mahogany

    She needs to invest in an array of nice, supportive bras……………………………………..stat.

  49. ohnoudient

    She’s a hot effin mess in that bedspread! Really disappointed with lil miss new comer J-Mud and her already expanding big head. Who cares that she is a big girl, her attitude sucks.

  50. Mase Betha

    I guess if you got a good voice there is no need to look decent. She certainly looks like a bear.


  51. Now I know how the stans feel! Lol!!!!

    Jennifer, Jennifer Jennifer!!!

    She is that woman with the golden voice….

    She does have a pretty face and as far as her weight– how do we know she’s not fine with it?

    On the other hand, I wish she would’ve worn a different dress!!

    I’m STILL a fan, though!!!!

    Rock on witcha sangin’ ass!!!!

    “And I-i-i-i-i yammm tellin’ uuuuuu!…..”

    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. The Real Essence 1

    What’s up with her feet? Why them dogs always looking like they want to escape outta the top of her shoes?

    Girls sandals aint for all of us, it’s ok to rock some nice closed-in shooby doo’s {that means shoes btw} if your feet aint camera ready!


  53. Bunch of hatin’ wankers, the lot of you!!

    Okay, the dress is not the best look for her, but she is a big ol’ girl. A big ol’ pretty girl. Everybody ain’t a size 4, I’m sure a lot of you aren’t. And none of us can work it like her talent wise.

    But, having scrolled down further into these comments - Real Essence, I never like how her feet look in photographs. I notice a lot of stars wear their shoes way too big and someone told me it’s cuz they don’t want their feet swelling up something hideous while they’re rocking those stilettos for hours on end. She needs to get bigger shoes -


  54. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    SHE DID NOT WEAR THIS GET UP! NO, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF! CAN SOMEONE SAY BARNEY? PLEASE! SHE IS DONE, GET HER OUT OF THE SKILET! OHHHHHHH FUCK NO! LOL

  55. M-DADDY

    helltothanaw

    **starts to sing Barney song**

    I love you

    you love me,

    were a happy family….

    Don’t get me wrong, I like J Hud, but shes channeling Barney like a mofo!!

    LOL She looks like Barney’s mother Barnisha

  56. leah

    ooo she know she wrong for this looking like a new flavor of now and later lol

  57. god

    SHE LOOKS FAT.I BET SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRLFRIENDS OF ALL THESE GUYS WHO STATED THAT THEIR GIRL IS “THICK”.

  58. kelis

    she is pretty.. the dress is just an ill-fitting, bad colored choice for her.

  59. Lili

    Mary J Blige

    what kind of middle aged shit is that? get it together girl. you starting to look like my ol Aunty Patterson (from the Georgia side of my family). how old is this chick again?

    ^^LOL You took the words out of my mouth. She’s so talented, but dammit she needs a new stylist. Looks like she’s wearing some damn drapes.

  60. DANA

    i’m not feeling that dress or the color! she looks OLD! that color doesnt suit her skin tone!

    dude, where is her stylist?

  61. Sexyback

    WTF. COME ON JENNIFER, SHE IS FUCKIN UP MY FAVORITE COLOR DAYUM.


  62. Wait a minute! All my friends tell me I look just like her…please please dont say she is ugly!

  63. kai

    She is attractive,just a tad bit on the hefty side, but who cares? Neither one of you all are “doing” her. Or, are you?

  64. yes

    spanx can only do so much


  65. horrible! get urself together. throw out the blood lilac dress.


  66. She gained all the weight back and then some. She probably crash dieted and her metabolism slowed.

    Still, that is no excuse for that fugly dress. If this is the best you can do, stay home.

  67. Al-Anon

    Blackrain

    Wait a minute! All my friends tell me I look just like her…please please dont say she is ugly!

    ___________________________________________________

    She isn’t ugly or unattractive. I think that she is very attractive and very sweet.

    However, dressing like a purple Kool-Aid cotton candy Easter egg is another matter. If she had a hat on, she would look just like my grandmother, Lula.

  68. SMDH

    The people responding in this post are assholes..

    You know what they say about assholes who sitbehind their computers and talk trash about other people.. I’d love to see what some of you wall eyed slew footed bastards look like..

    You so called sistas sound like a bunch of haters to me.. And as usual the black man has jokes.. Are you black men jealous that she is doing what you clowns cant seem to do unless you can throw a ball or rap?? Angry that shes yet another sista who is showing you she doesn’t need your sorry asses for anything??

  69. missj

    True Smdh. They ripped Fantasia apart in her bikini post and they are tearing JHud apart now. I guess if you don’t look like Beyonce then you are fat and ugly. I am going to start saving up for my lace fronts now. Sigh.

  70. disturbed

    B4 i say this im going to state that i am a size 2/3..im a very slim black woman.

    NOW:

    i am disgusted by the comments in here. Every1 was not meant to be the same size. There is absolutely nothing @ all wrong with her..SHe isnt obese SO WAT IS THE PROBLEM????… im proud of my body and when people make rude comments about my size,, ex: do u eat??,, its hurtful, so im damn sure not going to condone hating on sum1 becuz they r big..( whose 2 say small is better? )

    That is what is wrong with our society we have a real F’d perception of wat is reality and we cant accept the differences between us , often becuz of our own insecurity…

    Y does her weight have to determine how succesful she should be??

    anyway u people should be ashamed of yourselves thats all i wanted 2 say


  71. It sounds like we did not get anywhere as black people. Looks has NOTHING to do with talent. It might seem that the two works hand in hand because of the marketing schemes and branding we neeed to sell whatever. We need to get over ourselves and look at the bigger picture, before it’s to late. Some of us are already lost. Catch a clue


  72. disturbed, that’s real what you’re saying. I like that you are being real and not just out here looking for someone else to criticize. You know why we do that, right? TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES.

    This woman is a source of pride for all of us. Look at her accomplishments!!!

  73. Qi-Qi

    The dress is not the most flattering on her. You can’t get it right every time. She’s a nice looking young lady and not every woman has to be a size 4. He weight looks fine for her.

  74. BlahBlah

    She always looks “lumpy” to me, but she’s probably gaining weight.

  75. pimp daddy

    BOSSIP SHET THE FUCK UP YA’LL WRITING BULLSHIT. THATS SWEET BEAR MEAT THURR.


  76. …She’s Actually Cute, But Her Whole Sense Of Style Is LLL-Lame….I Remember Her In “American-Idol”, And She Wore An Aluminum Metallic Greyish Jumpsuit, I Think Simon Said She “Looked Like A Toaster” She Wore Some Ugly Brown GetUp To The Oscar’s And The Jacket Was Tight Fit Like A “Straight Jacket”…She’s NEW MONEY…She’ll GET It Eventually…

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