Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
Random Ridiculousness: Ken and Barbie
Posted by Bossip Staff
We always have a little chuckle when looking at any celebrity doll, but whoever designed this Jay-Z Ken doll has to be blind as hell. Where are the camel-esque features? Big ass lips? The Jay-Z doll that came out last December is a little more accurate with the soup coolers. (See thumbnail pic)
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bossip, how ’bout beyonce as a white blonde?
I’m need these doll makers to lean back…this ish is NOT HOT. NEXT!!
Beyonce looks so gorgeous. They got her doll looking just like her. Now the Jay doll don’t look nothing like him.
Beyonce looks beautiful!
Why is Beyonce white? Oh yeah. The Creole and what not…
sTOP THE mADNESS!!!
Beyonce looks latino (I guess she got what she wanted). Jay-z does not look like Jay-z. What company made these knock-offs?! I hope it wasn’t Matel. I’m just saying…
If Bossip wouldn’t have stated this was supposed to be Beyonce and Jay, I would’ve asked “what interracial couple is this supposed to be”. Those dolls look nothing like them. Boo
LMAO…Them dolls ..wow, do not look nothing like them!!!!! Especially the Jay-Z doll….
wth is beyonce whit and jayz wishes he looked like that doll.
The old Jay doll looks like some old racist ass black-face doll from back in the day,lmao.
Yeah, why Bey looking white in that pic, and I don’t know how to comment on the Z doll, Beys doll look more like him, than his doll,
Soup coolers? Ha ha ha! Bossip, that shit’s too funny!
why ol’ why are they doing this to these people, they are humans not aliens…ROTF…die at the end!
Hey Hip Hop Knuckleheads: You don’t have to be all things to all people! A Jay Z/Beyonce doll duo. Ridiculous. Who buys this crap?
LMAO @ bossip ya’ll foolish for this one. they did take it easy on hov with that doll though. never looked better
They know Bey’s dresses fit her better than the one on the doll.! lol
It looks like some of “mattel’s” doing since they can’t keep lead out of the toys.
Does it happen to come with the optional RHIANNA JUMPOFF DOLL or an ISLAND JAY-Z with the bonus SECRET BABY MOMMA SHANELLE AND SON- PATERNITY TEST NOT INCLUDED!!!!! lol!!!!!
http://www.stylerazzi.blogspot.com
Jay looks likes he was made in the words of the white man “all of blackslook alike”. Just slapped black man together
StyleRazzi— LMFAO dem Bey &Jay fans gon get u for that one..LMFAO…
That’s the nicest I ever seen Jay looking…
Beyonce doll comes with lacefronts but it’s sold seperately
jay z wishes he looked this good… rewind and come again doll makers
The problem is they don’t really know how to make a doll look like a light-skinned black person. Black dolls are usually dark-skinned — I suppose so buyers can make no mistake about the doll’s ethnicity. Sometimes non-white dolls are made to look latina, so they’re darker than white dolls. But nobody has figured out how to make a light-skinned black doll. Dat’s why Bey be lookin’ like a white blond.
LMAO.
http://www.theblackactor.com/
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Soup coolers? Ha ha ha! Bossip, that shit’s too funny!
Co-sign.
I nearly died laughing. Bossip you definitely wrong for that one. Too funny. That’s why I love this website.
whats next…the mama tina doll, including that horrible red lipstick
This is disgusting. And I dont know why you guys are suprised and saying the Beyonce doll looks white. To me, that is how she looks. Beyonce hasnt ever been Black to me. …
oh comon now..Beyonce is light yes..but nowhere light like that doll!and that doll had blue eyes??wtf?
damn…I can only imagine how confuzed kids are gonna be,when they see that doll…and it aint even Beyonces fault!
Bossip yall know yall wrong 4 dat soup coolers comment Im still laughin! Them dalls is a hot mell 4 real!!!!!!!lmbao
my bad dolls
soup coolers?????????????????????????y’all gona drive this man to rehab.this shit gotta hurt his feelings ……..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…i love bossip.
That doll don’t look nothing like jay-Z, cause he don’t look that good. But they hit it right with Beyonce.
ya’ll just go around stealing stuff around from other blogs don’t ya? of course, those other blogs got this from beyonceworld
one one thing, you are TWO YEARS late. those dolls been out since the 05 oscars. puhleez post something that is relevant today….thank you!
Hey bossip why don’t you just say where is the NIGGER FEATURES, because everything you just said is what racist whites say behind our backs. You uncle toms disgust me!
Nigga features… Not Nigger… So rude!!!LOL… Some people take small b.s. so serious..:(
Nigga features… Not Nigger… So rude!!!LOL… Some people take small b.s. so serious..
I gotta admit Bossip had me rollin!!!!
Soup Coolers…..smdh.
Those dolls are straigt from Canal Street.
I don’t know what some of you’ll talking about that doll don’t look anything like Bee. And they so far off with that J doll it is ridiculous.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3GVTGNcGNeY
Geesh.. As many times as I see pics of this dude I can never get over how odd looking he is. SMH
If he wasn’t paid I’m sure he’d still be a virgin..
That is too funny!!! Bossip u r mean!!
That doll looks Nothing like Jay-Z
I’m co-signing with “itsme”… Had they not stated who those dolls were supposed to be, I certainly never would’ve guessed Beyonce’ & Jay-Z… I would’ve just thought it was a regular Ken & Barbie.
That old Jay doll look like one of the ones from Tales From the hood.
Why is the Beyonce doll so much lighter than Jay? It looks like a white version of herself. Did Mama Tina design the dolls?
just when i’ve had about enough of these two. oh lawd!
I AM BOUT SOOOOOO SICK OF JOE CAMEL AND MUSTY STANK BREATH BEE……..THEY ARE NOT THAT HOT OF A COUPLE FOR THEM TO HAVE DOLLS AND WHAT NOT. IF U WANT TO MAKE DOLLS OUT OF SOMEBODY IT SHOULD BE WILL AND JADE PINKET-SMITH!! REALLY THO
Bossip done took a picture of a white barbie and black ken doll and are passing it off as Jay Z and Beyonce. But what’s funnier is the real jay z knock off doll. Oh that is too funny to me.
MY BAD JADA!!!
can y’all say FOOLYWANG MATERIAL FO’ REAL??????
Yes that thumbnail is way more accurate…
It’s just ridiculous…doesn’t this bitch already have a doll? just break up already and stop being so fucking annoying…I liked Jay better when he was knocking down Foxy Brown and Blue Cantrell
Hotstuff and deedy both ya’ll bitches are haters and wish u looked half as good as bey. She know she the shit. She still the hottest chick in the game.
Let the rest of us know when some of ya’ll get dolls made of u which will be never!
I needed that laugh! Thanks Bossip
Damn, they actually did Jay some justice on his doll! Why Beyonce’s doll look like a cross between Jennifer Lopez and Princess Diana???? ROTFLMAO!!!
Another thought–
I hope the dolls won’t be comin’ outta China! They seem to be recalling damn near all toys from there!
I agree, the doll looks better than he does.
Those are some ugly ass dolls. I wouldn’t buy them for anyones kids.
Why are ppl hating on Jay’s lips? He’s Black and has Black features including big lips and a wide nose - why are those now camelesque????? bossip is gross