Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Wesley Snipes is Dressed to Impress
Posted by Bossip Staff
Wesley Snipes attended the Landmark Grand Opening of Atlantis. Someone needs to tell Blade that looking like a rotten banana is not kosher. SMH
A couple more pictures of Blade, and Michael Jordan looking like a Hispanic 50’s gangster below.









Facebook
Send to Phone

…dat nigga sharp…
he sharp..and all i can see are his teeth,the suit,and his shoes ..but he clean!
Daywalker!! Shout outs!!
QRS@ MJ
He looks like one of those chocolate dipped bananas you get at the fair.
3rd!
He looks like one of those chocolate dipped bananas you get at the fair.
I am loving MJ’s suit!!!!!!!
I wld still give MJ my debbies in a heart beat…good googly moogly thats a fine older brotha..
Mike, you used to really dress in tha day, What tha hell do you have on? Juanita must have dressed you in tha past.
Does Wesley have on gloves????
What he hell Wesley got on??? suit is fly.. shoes????
He’s shoes are always off!! i mean waaaaaaaaaaaay off!!! DAMN MAN!! you know that’s the first thing woman looks at is the shoes!! shoes man!!!!
I suddenly have a taste for starbursts…..go figure.
LMAO HISPANIC 50′S GANGSTER
Why wesley why???…. cant even get the words out to describe this shit.
I’m done. SMH
Mike stay high
Both them dudes is clean, the over 40 swagg is in full effect
NU wouldn’t let me leave the nest with dem shoes on…
Wes look sharp tho… LOL@ the “Hispanic Gangster” comment
Yea, Blade and Snipes he got that swagger.
Wesley doing it big…str8 pimpin
—–
SOLDIER
Balls Deep
What color shoes should he have on ?? Yellow???
This man on the streets is an example that income tax IS illegal…SMH
Why Wesley look like one of those Dixon Ticonderoga #2 Pencils
That is COUNTRY!!!
Yeah - he better dress nice all he can for now cause aint NOTHING cute about prison stripes!!
I hope his ignorant black ass gets prison raped on the first night!!!
“He looks like one of those chocolate dipped bananas you get at the fair.”
ROTFLMBAO!! Yes he does!!
LOL - too funny!!
he should of wore white or dark gey , it would of complimented hes skin tone ,unlike the banana’s in pyjamas thing he dressed in
I take dat back Michael “gonzalez” jordan luks healthy for an old head
Is Snipes dressed to impress a pimp
WTF? He makes me wanna eat a banana. And who put those shoes on his feet? I would fire his stylist… and if he dressed himeslf SHAME ON YOU BLADE.
@athena
It should be black.. but since he went all out with that tacky ass yellow suit… then he should have on some brown gators.. or dare I say it YELLOW gators!!
Them shits look like he got them at foot locker?
What the LL COOL J???
LOL @ AB
He DOES look like a nummber 2 pencil…even his shoes look like a fucken eraser!
What in the yellow, frightful hell is he wearing?!?!
That suit is wrong–and those shoes–on SO many, many levels. Wow.
He looks a BURNT mess. lol!
Wesley needs to bring back Nino brown
@Balls Deep
lol..yea I feel u…
I thought he was in the pokey… He out already?
You can enjoy it.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men … Sugar Mommy Match.C o m … where cougars and young men seeking love! That’s great!
That suit is wrong–and those shoes–on SO many, many levels.
Totally agree with u.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men … Sugar Mommy Match.C o m … where cougars and young men seeking love! That’s great!
O know he didn’t, I just know he didn’t wrap that bright yellow suit across his black ass.He looks like a slave on Easter Sunday
O know he didn’t, I just know he didn’t wrap that bright yellow suit across his black ass.He looks like a slave on Easter Sunday.
All Blade needs is a canary yellow hat with a feather in it to complete the outfit. Then his whole country a$$ pimped out look will be complete. He must’ve bought that suit out of Steve “Bama A$$” Harvey’s suit collection.
YO, I thought this dude was in jail?!? Because I thought I saw him on the street in NYC about a month ago! It probably was him….
wesley look like my grammama couch in the front room. all that nigga needs is sum plastic wrapped around him!!!!
for Jorda’s new Hispanic g.f.? LOL LOL
Thank God for Barack Obama
Show black folk how to act right.
That’s why Jesse was crying, why the black causus is bitching and Tavis Smiley caught a hissy fit.
Barack did not shuck and jive to whitey and did not need approval from the old school “we shall overcome” march and protest while getting whitey money behind our backs.
Show black folk how to dress right.
Not looking like a pimp(Steve Harvey) monkey(Wesley Snipes) or a gorilla(Shaq) in a suit. Just straight up clean and respectable. No loud colors, extra long coat-tails or yellow & green socks with matching suit and hat.
Show black folk how talk.
Pronunciating your words and not using ebonics aint “acting white”.
Listen to his girls talk and they sound more sensible than Jesse and Al. Ain’t it a damn shame when little girls sound more coherent and intelligent than these 60+ year old black folk. Aint every word that come out out our mouth gotta rhyme or like you made it up on the spot(Don King & Messy Jesse).
Show black folk that actually look like the Huxstables.
Makes you proud when you see him walking with his daughters or giving his wife a firm hug and a peck. Ain gonna see Michelle walking down the block with daughters half a block behind with a bag of chips and yelling back at them “you betta walk yo ass up”.
Barack Obama was not elected to teach black people how to dress STUPID
I LOVE EM BLACK AND ALWAYS LIKE WESLEY BUT BABY WHAT HAPPEN TO THE SKIN. YOU WERE ALWAYS HANDSOME
WESLEY BABY YOU KNOW THAT AINT EVEN KOSHER YOU LOOK LIKE OIL THAT WAS LEFT IN THE STREET FROM UNDER THE CAR WHY NOT BROWN OR BLACK OR GRAY
rofl……..
c’mon now, he oughta know better to be rocking bright yellow.
I thought this was a floating suit…Please…I can’t stand wesley snipes and his ugly self. his conceited attitude is way off the charts, ain’t nobody checkin’ for his wack ass. next.
BLADE BOO YOU LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD FROM SESAME STREET WITH CHOCALATE
WESLEY LOOKS LIKE A SHITTY BANANA
Oshie - Just call me Becky!
Barack Obama was not elected to teach black people how to dress STUPID
I was not being literal u smelly cunt!
@Guy Smiley
is “pronunciating” a combo of “pronouncing” and “enunciating”? lol
Someone needs to slap Wesley the way he slapped Halle Berry for leaving the house dressed like a chocalate dipped banana.
Too much cocaine is never a good thing- Wesley.lol
Btw- better pay them loan sharks back Mr Snipes unlike the US government they will kill you over unpaid debts- something to think about as you cruise PCH(Pacific Coast Highway) coked up on your motorcycle- as per panachereport.com .
Wesley’s sharper than a mosquita’s peeta!!
i always think of nino brown whenever i see wesley “black ass” snipes
damn so many swagger jackers in here (joey bishop)
@Pedro harlem nigga—->>>> u’s a WEENIE!..dont type to me
Wesley did his own thing. Gold tie, honey mustard suit and nacho flavor slippers. That’s wild.
u about the same colour as wesley and u wanna laugh at him ? gay ass nigga, get the fuck off my dick b
@Pedro harlem nigga—->>>> same color??? LMAO WTF!!!…dude on my dick with BOTH hands…shut yo prince lookin ass up nigga..learn to spell “color”
i hope that aint ur in that pic , with ur muphakin peanut head lol just because flash made u a bit lighter dnt think im fooled b, harlem niggas dnt play dat.
man…………………….get the fuck off me man……………….dickhead
@Pedro harlem nigga aka artist formerly known as Prince—>>> i guess u gonna stay on dick until i bust huh…harlem is full of snitches,,jim jones type characters and niggas like YOU who type like a 1st grader.
shouldna pulled my card..dude i dont know u…hahaha aint my fault u JEALOUS of me
nigga wat kinda peanut butter jelly sandwich ish u talkin bout. Harlem is the capital of black america , and we had the 3rd greatest rapper “big l” and we have the best ever rap group “DIpset” and this prince lukin mutha fuka gets more bitches than your shiny ass face lol u probably from idaho somewhere swagger jackin niggggggggggggga
@Prince—>>> harlem garbage..dipset garbage…big l was garbage…you garbage…u dont pull bitches,,just bitch ass men cause u gay!..btw ya moma took my picture just before she dropped me off at the airport…now go eat a taco pedro
YH u definitely pull bitches with that fucked up hair cut lukin yo moma cut it with her toenails, lol funny how u dont rep ur city ??????????? cos it font compare to harlem …………dickhead
JOEY BOOTY BANDIT BISHOP
HARLEEEEEEEEEEEM …………..DICKHEAD
@Prince—>>> dude man,,either u skipped too many english classes or u tryin to type all cool…yeah u took that “harlem nigga” BULLSHIT off ya name huh,,i dont blame u…ur a WEENIE!
dressed to impress lookin a hott mess!!!! lol
HA call me prince all u want but i know deep down u know i gets more bitches than u lol and thats the truth , and by the way it doesn’t matter how I type on a site whats name is made up ? Fuck boy
nigga ur 1st generation african american u lukin african in dem pics b
MJ looks like somebody dat the deflation/depression can never touch. @bossip his checks will keep coming in. MJ puts on and on and on and on and on.
This thread is riddled with e-thugs
@Prince—->>>> yeah u do get more BITCHES than i do,,no doubt about it…me,,i get women.
@Playlist—>>> and niggas wit lame cartoon gravatars
joey b , only fukin wit u nigg , just friendly talk , no harm done right ? i hope i didnt come across as 2 much of an e-thug
playlist shut the fuck up ?
@pedro—>>>> no luv lost…e-thugs make threats and we aint do that…fuck “playlist”,the nigga desperate for attention.
yh playlist gay, and if you r still wondering, no of course your not the same color as snipes lol i was running outa things to say doe , i normally come here and call people old heads but u look young
Neither one of these Black men like Black women. What do we care how they look? FFFFFFF’em!
MJ is one sexy man. Bossip called him hispanic because his Becky is hispanic??
@pedro—>>>> hahaha yeah i figured that…its just the pictures i guess,but shit i’am old,i’ll be 31 next year
no way i thought u was atleast 21-23 damn i thought me and u could of started a young bois crew on bossip lol u got kids?
He looks like a tootsie roll dipped in baby shit with his ignorant ass.
Is this nigga ever going to jail?
@pedro—>>> i’m prolly the oldest nigga on this bitch…i smoke herb and hoop,so that keep a nigga lookin boyish lol….nah,i dont no kids.
u from the east coast rite , i can see the swagger?
un un,,im in chicago..but i dig the east coast swagga tho.
yall made hoodies famous,,i keeps me a fresh black hoody
lol prince that was a good one even had me laughing , did it take u long to think of lol
lol nah,i had been wantin to say that shit for days lmao…SORRY fam,,u a good dude P
lol for days ? storing that in your ammunition huh lol well i guess u gotta unload on people like playlist gay ass nigga
hahaha..nah i read the “art of war” book before.
how long u been on bossip for b? u seem to be one of the male leaders like hanibal, daywalker , etc
bout a month…lol yeah a few niggas on here think they celebrities an shit,,jockin these females for attention..not me tho,,i fall back and kick it by myself but i stay active on here.
lol hannibal obviously works for bossip
LOL seems like it.
@Joey B - can I ask you a question?
i wonder if bossip staff will ever get exposed if lol if i had a guese i would say
Hannibal
SMDH
NIKKI UNDERWOOD
all work for bossip lol
i gotta split…but hold it down
oh BE u back u left us on the other thread lol
@Be—>>>> yeah wassup babe?
@pedro—>>> lol i think u right man
@joey - are there 2 Joey B’s
Sometimes your gravie looks like some other person and I am confused and I hate to be confused…it won’t make me loose sleep but I just need to know
@Pedro - I was just getting to shut my computer down when I was about to see all the funny comments about Wesley’s shiny suit and I came across you and Joey talking but I remembered I saw another Joey that looked very different from him and I just neded to know the answer before I see the picture again!
damn still no explanation for leavin us , i guese BE is playing it cool
lol oh ok everything cleared up now
i think i know what u talking bout BE , that musta been imposter joey like they did in wwe 2 Kane
@Be—->>> nah im the only joey b/bishop…i had a copycat 2 days ago..just so happen,i was on here at the time..but u’ll know if its really me.
CYA LATER GUYS
BYE BE
BYE JOEY
@Joey - ooohhhh well I know that the picture I see now was the orignal because you playing video games or something in that picture.
The copy cat looks NOTHING like you so I knew something was up…okay thanks!
Good Night!
Good Night Pedro!
LMAO@WWE Kane
all of a sudden,in the last few days..i been a target for jealous dudes…especially from niggas like “crazy ass rodney”
LOL I KNOW BE SAW DAT EPISODE OF WRESTLING
later Pedro!
SEE YA HOMIE
@Be—>>>> lol yep…take care luv
i’ll catch up wit yall later on tho
Nicca clean like fish pussy!
Is he still out on bail?
lol,one of those chocolate dipped bananas you get at the fair..I’m Sakurada from Kyoto, Japan,an ancient city, but I’m not ancient, I’m interested in exotic things,photography, outdoors… I have my photos on __”seekingtall.com”__, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.
These are some bona fide Kentucky Fried Niggas. Damn. I guess its true. Money dont come with instructions
oh my god, who told wesley snipes to wear that bright yellow suit, as dark as he is..lol…
The boy looks like a wasp.
It’s not a good look.
Yellow is a good color, just not on Wesley. Or maybe the photographer shoulda used the flash. And MJ… my, my, my… I used to have a gynormous crush on you. But looking at you in that suit, reminds me of a mortician for some reason. Both Wesley (rotten banana… that was HILARIOUS Bossip), and too young to look so OLD MJ should try again. Back to the closet with you both!
Do what you like… And lets git it in!!! Peace Black People!!!!
NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE A STARBURST AND HE IS CASKET READY LIKE A MUFUCKA!!
NESTLEY SNIPES,I SEE YOU HO-MEEH
ain’t he suposed to be in jail for tax fraud????
Why dudes these days trying to cordinate outfits together like women. Man the hell up, your not on ANTM. Their running to the hairdresser, then to the nail technician, then off to get their toes done. Grown ass hollyweird BIACHES.
Casket Shaaarrrrp! For real tho he looks like a bumble bee, a shiny bumble bee.
Casket Shaaarrrp! For real tho, he looks like a bumble bee, a shiny bumble bee
@MoniChris
“CASKET sHARP”…OH SHOOT…….GOOD ONE….LOL
TACKY!!!
This nigg* looks like some burnt ass banana pudding.LMMFAO
Funny that they mentioned ‘kosha’ and the new atlantis being opened in the uae, a muslim country.
hmmm…
He needs to sell that suit to the nearest pimp and put a down payment on his taxes.
Ban the Zoot Suit.
you up north folks dont know what you talking about. yeah…its a little, but country slick. that yellow against the black is off the hook. love a man who aint afraid to wear the yellows and can hook it up real, real nice. man…im back in love.
he looks like a damn banana