Friday, November 14th, 2008
Who Looked More Bangin’??
Posted by Bossip Staff
A host of celebs including Alicia Keys and Michelle Williams hit up the 5th Annual Black Ball in NY. We already gave the nod to Michelle on this one, but we must know: Which One Looked More Bangin’?
More pics from the event below including a good shot of King Latifah.
A few more when you…
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Alicia of course. First Biiatches!!!!
ANd THAT D0ESN’T EVEN L00K LiKE ALiCiA KEYz T0 ME…
EH…
LiKE THE DRESS TH0…
Alicia looks Old as Hech in the face, not a good look. Everybody else looks nice…where’s the pic of Swizz beats? He was there.
Alicia looking kind of strange….
They wrong for saying KING Latifah
The competition should have been between Tyra and Iman or even Zoe cause Alicia nor Michelle is competition today…but if i had to pick, for once in her life, Michelle got it.
Questions:
Where was this event at?
Is in not November?
Why are folks still wearing sandals?
Ill say A.K…so glad she doesnt rock the briads anymore….
Alicia looks cool…..Michelle is looking a bit skinnty ( she’s always been petite..but not that DAmn petite)
mmmmmm gimmie tyra!…zoe look like she just rose from the dead
I didn’t even realize that was Alicia. She’s beautiful but that was a bad pic.
lmao@King Latifah….that sounds accurate!
braids…
I dont like her in all that make-up she looks way better natural…but ol’ Michelle look like a crackstar for real..
King Latifah is an embarrassment to herself AND Jenny Craig. She’s the only spokesperson for JC who has never lost any weight.
You would think that having her “trainer” with her 24 hours a day would result in some kind of weight loss, but all she’s been doing is wearing girdles to hold in her rolls, but I can see from the rest of her build that she hasn’t lost a damn thing.
alicia looks betta, her outfit is fierce. michelle’s necklace kinda ruined her look
Tyra making it rain on all of them.
Alicia can wear as much makeup as she wants, but it’s just a matter of time before she comes out the closet.
That makeup and that whole get up she’s wearing looks a mess.
Michelle’s dress is nice, but she just needs to eat.
Tyra looks great thic! her bodt is sitting nice! Iman looks gergous!
But I feel you Nikki, it don’t matter if they were in Hawaii! It’s still November n they need to put the sandals down!
SERIOUSLY, why the hell does alicia look weird??? something just aint right, but michelle looks anorexic as hell and those black gloves aint working… NEITHER… ugh
Iman looks like an Egyptian Goddess.
Neither..I am going with Tyra she is killing that red dress
mornimg yall
I don’t like either Alicia or Michelle’s dresses (although Alicia’s hair is on point), but Iman and Tyra are definitely stuntin on all them heffas.
hey BE & Lawdy… you guys finally settled down from yesterdays craziness?
hey oshie!!! where were you yesterday mama!!!
clear your cache and ask me that again!!!
Morning Peeps. A Keys is leaving Michelle in the dust. I hate to say it–seeing how Michelle gets ZERO love anyway. But Tyra looks nice too and so does Iman–minus the hope (black) diamond hanging from her lil neck
TGIF!!!!!!
hell to the naw girl i am F_A_B_U_L_I_S!!!!
Tyra the only one who look good. The rests of these dames look haggard for some reason. A. K is beautiful to me but right here she look MEH and M.W. anna butt. she look mad skiinnyyyy!! ROFL @ King Latifah…and word to whoeva said she still fat as fuggies! Thas why she not on no JC commercials like Valerie Bertinelli
Is Alicia high???
alicia keys need to go back to the “If I aint got You” days..thats when i was droolin over her
now lacombe you know today is tranny day and shanana dont count come on girl its friday
NIKKSTER!! What it do ma? Wong time no see
Ok, Lawdy, for the tenth time… I COULDN’T GO IN THE “MORNING SEXY” THREAD BECAUSE IT SAID “SEXY” in the caption, therefore it is blocked at my place of work.
But I had to leave at 1 to go to school anyway so there. And you are lookin fierce today I might add.
Morning!…I think imma go wit Tyra on this one and michelle needs a twinky..something geeshums!
@ Oshie… got a question… meant to ask u yesterday… was ur “corny ppl laugh at corny jokes” statement meant for me???
I thought that Jamie Foxx character was called Wanda? If not I have confused a lot of people with references thereto.
Iman is smashing all of them(what is she like 60)! Tyra looks good too! A.K. needs some lipstick with color and Michelle needs to eat. Why is Zoe always on the set, what has she done??
Gangsta Erm…
What han-in-n?? How are you?
oshie grab you a tranny gravie and take a ride with us gurlfrien!!!!
Oh My Goodness! Hey Ladies!!!
hey lacombe
@ Fallin: no it was meant for Brooklyn actually. She was getting kinda salty about my sex life.
@ Lawdy: that sounds like a fantastic voyage! slide slide slippity slide….
alicia looks nasty as hell.. she looks like a man in a dress,,, ugh
you gotta pay to play boyz!!!
we had a blast yesterday, now where is my play lesbian lover be real!! she loves my friskiness
@ Lawdy: is that some Don P I see? Are you going to lay me down gently by the fire?
Poor Michelle always has that lost look on her face.
only if you become a man for the day i am strictly dickly!!!
@ Lawdy………eww, i just threw up a lil in my mouth bc of ur gravie… but honestly im glad to see the big white ass go.. amen!
I’ll slap you in the face with this summer sausage… hang on… putting me to work and shit shit I already have a job shit.
Oh Lawdy, Shanaynay does count! He’s a cross dresser and my favorite comedian! …so see, i knocked out two birds with one stone! lol
Fallin…you gotta get a better picture, boo! lol That one ain’t gonna cut it! You need some weave, super long nails, or something!
Oshie…clear your cache, boo!
@ Ms. T…. lol ur right… always has that deer in the headlights look… poor thing..
@ Lacombe… oh hell nah i love shanaynay…. lmao, u guys are messed up. lemme c if i can find something.
i hate fish today!! i hate females!! I vjajays! where is my man Neyo??
hayyyyyyyy bishes!! 2 snaps!! hayyyyy it’s friday! what you doin bish?
who goin to da parade with me? i got a mean pair of pumps, and i got my stuff taped down tight, for da night!
Bossip has become so rude and negative lately. ick!
well, where my girls at???? dont make me spazz of up in here!!
hey sexy gurl!! thanks for taking my photo last night and might i add that i needa borrow that robe chile!!!!
my man you know the one on the “DL” will be here after we go to club cheetah and he loves pink
A.Keys got granny calves.Get to the gym baby doll.
Hey everyone
it’s friday, bish thank you! i got my robe at the local swap meat honey chile. n’ let me tell you, these fishes be hatin!! okayyyyyy? you can get it any time you want to borrow it. so when is the meat comin up in here? cause you know i likes my mens long and strong honey. okayyy? wut wut!!
NOW LOOK AT Z ACTING LIKE SHE DONT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS !!!
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hayyyyyy bonquita bish!! where yo outfit at? you know we gots a show to do tonite.
whats going on with everybody?
whats going on with everybody?
HAYYYY!
(refresh your shit hos)
@I SAY WUT WUT, IN DA BUTT!(gone wit da Qtie, in wit da bootie hayyyyy!!)
uuuuuuuuch nigga!
Oh My GOOdness! Hey Qtie and Bonquita! ((waving))
i GUESz TYRA D0ES L00K NiCE…
@Q and Oh Lawdy
Ya’ll is crazy! I know what today it. clear ya’ll cache or sum shyt. This is my sexy pic. You know u want me
Z: I LOVE RAINBOW BRITE!!!
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
lets do it in the butt, okayyyy!!
(wut wut approves this song! youtube it, its the most hillarious video ever!!)
why won’t my headline stick?
@ Osh
she one my fav superheros behind Sailor moon. I’ll do sailor moon next time.
Z: I saw your tranny, now I see rainbow brite AFTER I clear my cache… so… I don’t know.
joey bishop, uh uh!( 2 snaps) dont be dis-infectin me like’at!! i am sexy honey!!!!
Z ITS DAMN RAINBOW BRITE COME ON NOW
I SAY WUT WUT, IN DA BUTT!(gone wit da Qtie, in wit da bootie hayyyyy!!)
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt,
i say wut wut in da butt
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
lets do it in the butt, okayyyy!!
(wut wut approves this song! youtube it, its the most hillarious video ever!!)
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I saw this video before. I am scarred to this day. Don’t he look like a earthworm?
@ Q… omg… this shit is hilarious… i love the i say wut wut in the butt butt… u guys are too silly.. i need to refresh to see oshies tranny ass lol.
@ Wut Wut: Guurrrrrll, don’t be trying to get on MY man Joey, he knows where his bread is butta’d. HAY JOEY! *blowing kisses*
Oh Lawdy
Are u tryna tell me you DON’T want to taste the rainbow?
hayyyyy lancombe bish!! hontey its not Qtie today. it’s wut wut!!!!
LMAO at Earthworm…. *spits out coffee*
I LIKE DICK Z A FISH IS STILL A FISH!!
LMAO
Y’all So Krazy!!
ffffffffffffffine
I’ll look for a gay ass gravie. *mumbling* (i don’t know what gayer than a rainbow chick shooting rainbows to fight evil,but whatever)
@z & fallin
the first time i saw that damned video, i almost fell in the floor with laughter. n now, he’s my idol!! hayyyyyyy!!
z, we dont wanna taste the rainbow unless it comes with 2 balls and a bat okayyyy!??(2 snaps and a twist!!)
oshie, tell joey he betsta stop trippin! wut wut gets all da menz!!
Hey people!!
I say Michelle
z, i’ll email you some
I’ll look for a gay ass gravie. *mumbling* (i don’t know what gayer than a rainbow chick shooting rainbows to fight evil,but whatever)
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Answer: Tom Cruise
hayyyyyy tina bish!! where you benz?
Oh No, Ms. TiNa! You bess get a betta picture den dat, Ok! lol
tom is not gay! stop!
@I Say Wut Wut
Hey!! I don’t know who you are.
hey Tina.. i missed u girll… oh and today is tranny day… so if u can the girls would like u to change ur gravie… i havent done mine yet tho.
FAllllin! Let me see yo tootsie roll!
to the left, to the left…
tina bish, it’s me, ya girl, saxxayyyy! hayyyyy!!
@Lacombe
Hey girl!!
@I Say Wut Wut
Didn’t answere ya question…..I had restaurant inspections all week.
Wut Wut you look like a chocolate drop wrapped in cotton candy and I got a sweet tooth, don’t be so tempting!
i need some assistance here
@Fallin
I missed you too! Tranny day huh..that explains it. what happen to freaky day Who is i say wut wut
sorry wut wut wut but i fucks wit Oshie!
hahaha
oshay honayy you know i keeps it flavorful!! any time ya want some just holla, cuz i gots enuff ta go around!!
WHAT KINDA SSISTANC Z
@Z
Good to see you had a safe trip
OOOOOOOOOOOO YUMMY JOEY CAN I SWALLOW YOUR KIDS??
z, i’m sending you some right now honayyy!!
(whispering to tina..sxyQ told me to tell you that she’s hiding in my brain..hint hint!!)
joey, dazzz okay. i like yella menz more anyway. but my alter ego told me to tell you dat you is kinda cute. lol
Joey you need to refresh your cache and then HOLLA!
this is Alicia keys?!? I dont know something was off then…
clear ya’ll cache and tell me if this is gay enough for ya’ll homos.
NAW LAWDY them babies is mine! Open up and say AHHHHHH!
z babayy, check ya emailz an pick one
ok ok ok
I STILL SEE THAT RAINBOW BRITE BITCH! WHATS NEXT CARE BEARS??
z babayyy, i still see rainbow brites lil azz
((runs past room))
well give it a few. U know gravatar is slow as hell.
i gots my freakum dress on!! err woman got one, ohhhhhhhhh !!! put my freakum dress on!!
Don’t be cummin up in here with that Smurf shit neither bish! *snap snap snap*
I don’t like nothin short and blue - long, tall and black for me all day long honey!
I’m all late @ Tine
yes girl, I made it safe and sound. Thank you for caring.
uh uhhh pro!! you get yo azz back up in here !! lmfao
sexy q where da hell u get these pics from?
i see my gravie….do ya’ll see it?
aight do y’all see me??? clear ur mtf cache!
@ Tina… its sxyq.. her alter ego is funny as hell!!! i love wut wut
@ITs FRIDAY AND I AM FEELING DEELICIOUS!!!!!! oh lawdy, please somebody stop me—–>>>>>sheeeeeiiit you think you cant!
@say wut wut—->>>>hahahaha,come on man i aint ate yet
@Oshie—–>>>>>i handled that,let me know whats good
pro, dat girl dat we know that we is both friends with told me to tell you to check yo emailz hontey
Deshay you lookin like a roided out Scarlett Johannson! Work it!
And Z damn bish that aint no tranny but I’d let him ride this mustache any day. I’m suddenly thirsty for tea, anyone got some bags???
Damn Deshay!!
I think you need more collagen.
@I Say Wut
Gotcha now. turning wut wuts head and whispers in her ear…I like role play. let me stop. What you up to?
*moment of seriousness*
Joey, if you refreshed your cache you should see a tranny in my gravy. You see, today is tranny day.
Nonetheless, as a straight woman, you are kinda cute.
But I am a tranny today, so unless you want a bratwurst sandwich… take a closer look.
*moment of seriousness OVER*
joey, hontey, i aint ate yet neither!! but when i do, all deez men betsta beware!! (2 snaps and a star)
fallin, you is one fish i luv back(gently hugging fallin as not to mess up my chinchilla pink fur)
going to clear my cache, hayyyyy!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..joey a love those strong black mandingo brothas…you look like chance a lil i will ride your bologney pony any day….
@poet can we scissor today
Listen Z, dont be hatin on my lips… girl its more than the boyz can handle anyway..
@ oshie… scarlett dont have ish on me… girlllllll
Alicia without a doubt!!
Hey Dapro!!
@Deshay
Yep. she told me. What you up to?
tina girl, unless you gone put on a strap and a mustache, then we cant play hontey!! now how bout it?
2 snaps @oshie bratwurst sandwich, i’m wit it!!
HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA!
WTF!?!
I’m scared………..
well tina bish!! go get dat strap n stuff!! i like for my mens to have a mean one!!
I LIKE COOKIN WHEN I’M COOKIN WIT MEAT!!
Neither! Michelle looks old as hell in the face, always looking like somebody’s grandma with her outfits so Alicia wins by default!
@ Lawdy bish how we gonna scissor today if we both have sausage btwn the legs??? answer me that hoe!
pro, go check ya emailz!!
2 snaps @ DeShay
Excuse the hell out of me!
oh you can fugg me in my ass i love chicks with dicks!!!
z, i will email you hontey chile an tell you where i gotz my flava.
fallin, you’z a fine bish!! i’m hatin! and by the way, who talkin bout scissorin? thats that fish shit.
i say wut wut, in da butt!!!
LMAO @ I Say Wut
Anything to get close to ya wut wut.. Hang on cause you gonna enjoy the ride. Fallin was right. This is to funny. LMAO
@ Pro: taint nothin to be scurred of baybee, just nuzzle yo head in my hairy chest and I’ll put lipstick kisses all over yo body. I’m gonna rock yo world *purrrrrr*
@ Wut Wut… daddy thats what im tryin to tell these triflin hoez… wut wut in the butt butt
Alright I finnaly put a tranny in. Will you guys rip off my school girl knee socks and spank me?
fridayyy you kin back off right da fu&k now!! tina wants wut wut hontey!! (grabbing tina, the strap, and da eyeliner so i kin paint on her mustache)
Whew, I finally made it to work, ya’ll, HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
I love Alicia Keys’ hair, but those wrinkles in the dress is a no-no.
Tyra Banks is SMOKIN’ in that red dress. She looks really good with that hair color and complexion.
David Bowie and Iman ARE STILL GOING STRONG!! They always look good together and compliment each other well when they dress.
And my girl, Queen Latifah… I know you must feel uncomfortable sometimes when you have to dress femme, but you wear it well, girlfriend. Do ya thang…
@Oshie—->>>>yeah i see your crazy ass pic lol
@say wut wut—->>>>lol i believe you
@lawdy—->>>>you need a couple of energy drinks before you ride this!
Alicia look off here…. dammit.
I’m going with Zoe
z hontey when i’m done wit tina, i’ll smack you up, flip you, and rub you down!! (hayyyyy)
hayyyy deshayyyyyy!! yes you is sexayyy!! wut wut!
lmfao @ oshie nestling pro’s head and rocking his world.
@ DeShay
I loaded an avatar w/ DENISE VASI the girl I was telling you about yesterday whose on All My Children as Randi. Ain’t she rockin the hell out of that tattoo on her back?
@Tina
Morning sweetheart, how’s your Friday?
@Ke
I checked it lady, i hit you back. If you only knew……..
@Oh Lawdy
I’ll have to pass on that offer, I prefer the company of women as oppossed to (in the words of my daughter Tajia) “fake girls”
Where is Brook? I want to show her my breasts!!! LOL!!!
Zoe Kravitz should get this one for actually matching and not looking like a thrown away rag doll for once.
@ DeShay
Oh, and to answer your question from Yesterday, I liked Brenda and Sonny better, even though he kept running away from her, he still loved her.
They always had a crazy story-line, though, but they were good together.
@OSHIE
hello dear,
why are u flirting with this black n*ggers????? i know we wh*te have a small d*ck but we always make up with good credit!!!! i looooooo u!!! do not do this to me!!!
WHITE POWER
@ pro: fake! HONEY aint nothing fake over here, maybe a little tuck here and there, now come on and rest your nuts on my tonsils and show me why they call you da pro! ♥
@ MissBlaze.. yea girl she is rockin it, but i need to google her to see her face up close and personal…
Oh My GOOdness! Is dat a big ass titty??
@julips—->>>> “droolin like homer simpson” ahhhhhhhhhhhhh