Saturday, November 8th, 2008
Faking It
Posted by Bossip Staff
Keri Hilson knows exactly what to do in the bedroom:
For a woman to feel her best, her man has to support her.” A statement Hilson says goes both ways, even in the bedroom. “Sometimes you have to feed the male ego.” “Men think they know when we’re faking it, but they have no idea. I know girls who are really good at it, and the men have no clue.”
There’s no blaming Keri or any other ladies for faking it sometimes. If the new episode of Desperate Housewives is coming on in 15 minutes and your bust-it-boy needs his “medicine,” you really don’t have any other options.
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Topics: Keri Hilson, Someone We Actually Like
Gold!
Silver!
And Bronze!
2nd!!!
Fakin it huh? That’s OK!
Who is this braud?
why women so shady? well, the next time i last for under 20 minutes because of a game, she better not complain.
this is what we call TALENT… the girl can really sing good not like rihanna. iam sure in barbados there are a lot of other girls who can sing like Keri and not rihanna…
Keri should of kept this to herself
Well…..she ain’t lying!!! lol
u got that right she aint lol
Nope she aint lying. Sometimes you don’t even have to fake and he thinks he killing it. LOL. If men only knew how many women faked it.
Lol@sickofitt!!
…and they think we’re the dumb ones!
HONEST QUESTION: Do women also fake it if their lover is another WOMAN?
DEFINITELY TRUE.. LOL. I KNOW I ALWAYS DO.. LOL.
SAD, BUT TRUE. SMH
Why fake it?? You’re just cheating yourself!!!
Tell that mufukka– IMPROVE OR MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ok, but I don’t do Tall buildings or Speeding bullets…
HONEST ANSWER: NO, WOMEN DO NOT FAKE IT WITH WOMEN. WOMEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.. MEN PUT IN SO MUCH WORK, AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING.
I’M MARRIED… I LOVE MY HUSBAND… BUT, I AM SEXUALLY SATISFIED BY MY SIDE-PIECE…. A SEXY LADY.
YEA I KNOW.. SMH.
And hurry up and finish yo bidness and get the hell out so I can roll over and get my snacks from the nightstand and smoke me a cigarette!!
And make sure you getcho crusty ass, rolled up socks!
I can’t have them stankan things in my house!
Sometimes a woman has to do what a woman has to do.
It’s really not that hard. Meg Ryan faked a grat orga*m in When Harry Met Sally.
And don’t be sittin on the side of my bed lookin’ all sad and shit cause you got to go get yo son from yo baby mamma!!!
You gots to gooooooooooooo!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No you can’t lay down for an extra 15 minutes!!!
Get ta gettin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*great*
LOL @ Diva
Happy Saturday!
Hi Sydney!
I’m out guys!
See ya in a few!!!
I think Keri is a great artist and performer please dont be cliche and go down the same road as everybody else and think you have to sexually exploit yourself to get attention. I know its just a small statement but come on who really cares that you fake it sometimes and honestly how do you know how good your girls fake it unless your in the room while she’s having sex or you had sex with her and made her cum forreal either way it go it’s bad publicity to me. You’ve worked to hard to get to where you at dont ruin it now.
@ BISEXUAL FREAK - Thanks for answering the question, but is that the ONLY reason a person would fake an orgasm; because their lover did not know what they were doing? Maybe it just a case of not being into it but your partner is, so you accomodate them, secretly hoping they will huury up! If that were the case, I would think that women fake on women also!! Not a woman, so I can only speculate.
LMAO@1TruDiva…You a mess, girl!!
…Hey Sydney and Superman! ((waving))
We all do it. It’s not that whoever we’re with isn’t good, just sometimes they’re in the mood and we aren’t..or we have something else that we gotta do, so to speed the process up we just improvise a little. NO big deal unless you’re doing it all the time..if that’s the case then you or your partner isn’t doing their job in the bedroom
@ Lacombe Redbone - Top of the Morning to you!
@ Katherine - Sounds about right to me!
Top 30 LeeCHEz
Lacombe you are ugly as sin
1TruDiva are you related to Creole Baby?
Lacombe you are ugly as sin
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…said the pot to the kettle!!
LMMFAO
…What?? you don’t like my necklaces??
Hey Lacombe!
My, you do look lovely today, lol. Is that a new shade of blonde?
she look hella good
I don’t like anything about YOU
who gives a shit, as long as i get mine, she can fake all she wants. jus fake it well enuf to make me bust
i know guys who have faked it and i have even faked it. some guys as they get older it takes longer to finish so they wanted to watch a game or something so they faked it to get over with. guys masturbate so much its not really a big deal to finish or not with their woman. i dont think the married woman above should have cheated on her husband with another woman she should have told her husband she wasnt satisfied. i think most of the women commenting must be under 35 because older women dont play games like that in bed they get down to business but younger women have a lot to learn like why fake it when you can work harder and get yours too. thats why these older women keep scooping these young guys.
Sydney… why, yes it is! lol Thanx!
Thriller…that’s too bad cause i like you!
**I wanna rock yo world**
@ Geico Lizard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Of course the majority of women on this website are under 35. I’m 25.. If I saw my Granny on here or my 60 year old mama.. I’d be like.. ????
Shouldn’t you be preparing to teach your Sunday School lesson tomorrow?????
Also.. If you’re older than 35 Geico.. Perhaps you should be doing something more appropriate for your age and more constructive with your time Brotha!
I have never faked it and never will. Why should I allow the man to think that He made me orgasm when he didn’t. That makes me unsatisfied and him content about his performance. If I am not satisfied I refuse to fake it.
What up, Redbone?
IT MUST BE TOO HOT TO HANDLE, BUT I DON”T MIND THE FAKING!!— I JUST WANT TO BE THERE!!!!
Hey Blade!
If you want to give women orgasms, look into “Stacking female orgasms” IT WILL CHANGE YOU SEX LIFE!!!(For the better!)
Lacombe Redbone (Let’s Talk About Hate, Cause I Get Alot Of That!!)
Hey Blade!
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Hi, Cutie pie!
How’s everyone on that end?
On a good night I can usually give a woman about 40 or more orgasms, it’s actually easy to do too!
@Lacombe Redbone:
So do you fake it?
I’m good, Blade
….and yes i fake it sometimes….hell, i’m married!! lmao
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ^^^___WEALTHYkiss.COM___$$$$ for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other, “she is so picky about guys!” according to officials of that site.
Daywalker - You sound like a conceited asshole!
such a sad state of affairs cause I NEVA fake it..havn’t had a need too!
Thats the best pic ive seen of Keri..hair,makeup and dress is bangin..jacket 2
lol@1trudiva
look at these hoodhos up in here frontin like niggas care if yall bitches is satisfyd or not. A niggas credo is i got mine, you get yogasm. Now shut the fukk up an get me samich, ho.
@ 1Trudiva - Might wanna look into another partner love!
look at these hoodhos up in here frontin like niggas care if yall bitches is satisfyd or not. A niggas credo is i got mine, you get yogasm. Now shut the fukk up an get me samich, ho.
No, that is not every niggaz credo, ignorance is golden…your statement just let’s everyone know that you are wack as hell in the bedroom lol.
Ne way, wasn’t keri talkin about real relationships, imaginary ones don’t count.
Why would I wanna look into another partner? If a brotha ain’t cutting in the bedroom, do you think I’m going to keep him around for months? Years?
Sex is not the only thing that sustains a relationship but it’s an important factor. When we connect, we don’t just connect in the mental but the physical and spirritual as well. I’m going to do what needs to be done IN and OUT of the bedroom and I expect my partner to reciprocrate. If his or my needs are not being met in other areas and we can talk it out, why not be able to address the sexual needs too?
That where people fuck up!
Trust me–it’s about pleasing AND being pleased!
@ Rodney–
No. At least–not that I know of!
Lol!!!!!!!
@ Hot sauce–
BEHAVE!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO @ “yogasm”
haha girls fake it in the bedroom,guys fake the everything else.(baby you are the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen,baby your pussy the best i ever had,baby you dont look had in that dress,baby thats my cousin,im not cheating on you)
@ you–
You forgot one that WE’RE FAMOUS for–
“Baby, yours is the biggest I eve…..!”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this is the importance of abstenance untill marriage. That way they grow together sexually and women don’t have to seek women. Their is nothing wrong with a couple seeking educational classes. People have all this junk with them because they think they are not being satisfied. The problem is they are relating sex with an emotion or feeling from a past relationship that they inately miss and the partner that resembles the past can satisfy them sexually. It is usually not a performance issue with you it’s a mental game. Thats why I choose to wait for the right girls so she won’t be hopping on no dyke ish!
Famous lines from women–
1. “I DO like your mother”.
2. “He’s yours. He looks just like you”.
3. “He’s just a friend”.
4. “I love your car”.
5. “The fact that you live in your mother’s basement is OK”.
If it is performance then get it str8 i’m pretty sure their is a lot of info out their to help out. If your girl wants you to improve I’m sure she is willing to practice with you untill you get it right. Onceagain its always these dykes who want to bash men so they can secretly steal our women away. Guys it is time to put it down on your ladies whateva it takes do it! Stop sleeping around become monogomous get married it probably would improve by that alone!
Famous lines from men–
1. “I was with Curtis nem”.
2. “I had left my cellphone in the car”.
3. “I don’t know how she got my number”.
4. “I promise”.
5. “I love you, too”.
@ 1trudiva - Famous lines from women back at ya! ;D -
1. “Oh this old thing? I bought this a long time ago!”.
2. “I just go to the clubs with my girl friends to dance”.
3. “I forgot to put gas in it”.
4. “Oh it uses oil too?”.
5. “I would never search your wallet”.
6. “I saw you look at her!”
7. “I have a headache”
8. “Can we just be friends?”
9. “Who is that bitch?”
10.”He looks just like you!”
@ Tall Buildings & Speeding Bullets!–
Lol!!!!!!!!!
You got me there!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!
OK. OK!!!!!!
MORE famous lines from men–
1. “Damn girl, you look good as hell”.
2. “That’s my cousin”.
3. “I was looking at her but thinking ’boutchu!”
4. “If you don’t believe me, call Curtis”.
5. “She’s just a friend”.
Lol @ 1, 2, and 3.
LMAO @ 4 and 5.
ROTFLMAO @ 7.
Dead @ 8!!!!
slut
Famous lines from BOTH–
1. “I was gonna call you…..”
2. “You’re the only one”
3. “You want me to WHAT?????? I’ve never done that!!”
4. “See, what had happened was……”
5. “They’re not MY condoms!! My friends stay playin jokes on me”.
so as you can tell both men and women fake it
The ultimate famous line from a woman to a man—
“Does Magnums have a bigger size ’cause baby, THAT one’s too small for you!”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
**gasping for air**
**turning blue**
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@ you–
I was just having a little fun!
But you are correct!!!
girls shouldnt fake it,it will hurt the guys feelings if he ever finds out haha…..(sarcasim)
thanks for the fun 1true diva!!!
You’re welcome, hun!!!!
Have a good one!
is that a wig? whatever it is, it doesn’t fit her face, to me.
If you can never really know when she’s faking it or not…should you care?
That’s interesting. I personally prefer to satisfy my woman. Most of the guys I know do. We all know that if we don’t some other dude is willing to try.
Guys who do not satisfy thier women usually don’t keep them!
@Dizzy
I agree, I thought she was really a classy lady so I would never expect her to go there in an interview. I don’t think anybody really cares if she fakes it or not. Really aint nobody gone see it unless she releases a sex tape. And right now I won’t be surprised if she did.
@X:
You’re putting waay too much thought into this.Whenever women say things like what Ms. Hilson is quoted as saying…they are clearly in GENDER WAR mode.I might add that women who know what they like about sex are more quickly bored by it and more needy of variety than men.All your good lovin’ is no guarantee of monogamy.
Dr. Funk - Yea, I think Keri was talking to someone in particular, this is how women fight men…strike their ego!
@BE
Exactly.
BTW - Ms. Hilson:
Feel free to fall into a gym & get me some definition in those thighs.;->
you dudes on here postin comments,are the ones females be fakin it with…with majority,not all women,you HAVE to get into their head and stimulate that brain first,THEN you HIT that pussy HARRRRD! real HARRRRRD! from all angles…even a woman who CAN’T cook will be bakin you homemade buiscuits the next morning!
wow, as if being a D-list singer was not bad enough she’s also clueless on how to handle the media, as shown when she co-hosted 106 & Park and with stupid little comments like this one. Although it sounds like I’m hating, she’s gorgeous and always well styled, someone should tell her some things are just better left unsaid.
If a woman gotta fake it man you pathetic. I know if she faking it because once you get yours and pullout if it aint hella cottage chesse on the condom or your bare dick she faked. I had sex with this chick a couple of months ago I thought she was faking when she said Ooooh I came all on that dick and when I looked at my nice brown cumfy cock she was right she had squirted all over me
But fellows who gives a fuck if she fakes it. Ive faked it fucking wit a stiff ass bitch that aint got that ghetto booty or her little pussy really cant take it and I had to go hella slow and be gentle with that pussy the whole time I just pulled out jacked a nice load right across her chest thats faking it basically
@ Joey
Preach brotha. lol I love getting a call the next day about “lemme cook you some dinner”. You really know you put it on em when they stutter for a few moments afterwards and cant say a cohesive sentence. One of the things I ask before messing with them the first time is what they like, communication is key. you got to make them comfy so they’ll be open about what gets them off and i guess theres a lot of guys that dont care about that sort of stuff, they just wanna get theirs. I guess it also helps that Im a freak, I love the taste of a woman when she cums. I dont mess with prudes, so thats half the battle right there…
You’re putting waay too much thought into this.Whenever women say things like what Ms. Hilson is quoted as saying…they are clearly in GENDER WAR mode.I might add that women who know what they like about sex are more quickly bored by it and more needy of variety than men.All your good lovin’ is no guarantee of monogamy.
totally agree with you, i think the ppl from ^**^*SUgar baby MEET.c om ^*^*^* will be more interested in ur comment…..lololol
sweet n sour n raspberry v, we are still in the house baby, much love.
so let me get this straight…you ladies are faking because…..? lol i’m confused….lol
FAKE IT IF YOU WANT LADIES…AFTER EATIN’ YOU OUT DURING SEX AND YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH BUBBLEGUM YOUR COOCHIE HAIRS THEN YOU’LL THINK TWICE BEFORE DOIN’ THAT SHIT AGAIN
LOL @ Furiousss
I don’t fake shit, my motto is you ain’t done until you’re finished…
I’m not in bed trying to win an Emmy, I’m trying to have an orgasm.
@ roosevelt: that sounds like a yeast infection, fwiw…
Doesn’t matter because most of these HOES are on ego trips just like dudes are & think that just because they got pussy & tits then the world is theirs as far as men are concerned! THINK AGAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY BITCHES IN THE WORLD!
If you want to make sure she’s not faking it, Look into: “Stacking female orgasms”. It will change yo life!
@reddnwood:
No doubt. If one chick doesn’t wanna act right, there are millions of others to choose from. My motto is: If I get tired of a car every few years, I trade it in and get something new. The same thing applies with women. Why keep something obsolete when you can trade what you have in and get something with bigger headlights?
@Daywalker -
If you want to make sure she’s not faking it, Look into: “Stacking female orgasms”. It will change yo life!
Or get your book game up on tantra , after that its game over when you get that mastered.
@FURIOUZ STYLEZ - im still dying from bubble gum and coochie hairs
@Txhustla15:
Been studying it, bruh! But half these niggas on here need to learn to walk before they can run, you feel me?
Oshie’s Weekend Madness-
LOL @ Furiousss
I don’t fake shit, my motto is you ain’t done until you’re finished…
I’m not in bed trying to win an Emmy, I’m trying to have an orgasm.
- Dont think you would hold up more than a hour , I need a woman thats a personal trainer probably. But haha who is Keri Hilson again , her album keeps getting steady delays , has some good production on it
Daywalker(Beat tha Pu@@y up, beat tha pu@@y up!)- Yeah no doubt, I remb laughin with my ex while back the first time after getting that down. Looked like she been running NYC marathon had to tap out..
I love her style. She stands out ..not blend in with the rest. do your thing girl. I’m totally digging the hair. Cute 5 inch heeled boots would kill that outfit.
Why fake it? That’s not fair for him to get his and I don’t. Plus a real man will make sure she gets hers!
i can’t say i know what she means..cuz im still holding my V-card…BUT i think it’s dumb to fake..if u not gettin wat u want outta it..then he needs to know..right in the middle u tell that nigga..hey come the fuck on..u gotta do better..cuz this shit don’t have me shaking..lol..
@ txhustla: You talk a good game, wish I was there to have it shown to me. Tee hee.
@ txhustla: You talk a good game, wish I was there to have it shown to me. Tee hee.
Yeah Im all about results , Austin is the place to be things are always better in Texas.
@ MrS. Pharrell Williams:i think its funny a virgin said its dumb to fake it! lol…how would you know?!?!? when you get some then we can talk….
keri “MURKED” that dress.
now, she needs to make better music for herself. that wayne song es muy mal.
Txhustla15
Daywalker(Beat tha Pu@@y up, beat tha pu@@y up!)- Yeah no doubt, I remb laughin with my ex while back the first time after getting that down. Looked like she been running NYC marathon had to tap out..
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No doubt! A brother like me got more stamina than a horse!
If the woman has to fake it,she’s with the wrong man!!!!!!
Fella’s, if your woman has to fake it you’re doing something wrong.
My wife never has to fake it. And yes, I know this for sure. I’ll just leave it at that.
SO LADIES YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A DUDE 12INCH AND THE WIDTH WAS 3INCH ROUND….YOU CAN’T FAKE THAT, UNLESS YOUR JUST SLOPPY LOOSE, LIKE AFTER HAVING A BABY SLOPPY LOOSE.