Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?
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They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:
Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.
Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.
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GTFOH MJ that’s crazy!
oh man Just Sayin
not surprised @ ALL.
They said the unwashed underpants have had a sensational past. lmao
Ok…ya’ll are taking it a bit far..EWW
Oh man, imagine how them bi*ches smell.. ew, and they’ve been taped up and shyt.. EW.
By the way, MORNING everybody!
Good morning all,
Did anyone else just puke in their mouth reading this? Eew.
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
SOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DISTURBING!
Yeah I would buy it and than wear it and brag to my all my friends and family ” I`m wearing Micheal Jackson`s dirty drawers ” Aren`t you proud so proud of me ??
Next scene of this movie my entire family slapping the sh&t out of me for being so STOOPID !!!
lol @Crazy
That’s just nastyyyy
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Good Morning All!!!
on another damn note: this is truly sick and disgusting!! how nice of them to add to the experience with putting it in its very own happy meal bag…SMH @ the world
hey!!
@ re
@ aunt viv
@ just sayin
@Aunt Viv
Yeah I did just throw up a lil bit
And you know whats sad is that some crazy azz is actually gonna them dirty drawls…smh
LOL @ “For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.”
Oh goody!!! My very own evidence bag!
i would not want anything that belongs to
micheal jackson - the child molester ….even if its for free - hate the whole entire crazy jackson family , they are some sick people
hi cutie pie!
As much as I LOVE Idris I wouldn’t want his Drawers! let alone pay for them….
Morning Bossip Peeps!
BRB!
I’m just curious, what do you do with the drawls after you buy them??? Do you wear them, or maybe put them in your living room on the table and use as a conversation topic when you have company?
I’m bidding on those AS WE SPEAK!
FORGET THE DRAWZ…
BLEACHING CREAM??!!!! I KNEW IT!!!
VIDILYGO MY AZZ!!!!! SMH MIKEY!!!
You guys think he has a black penis? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…
I’m not surprised at all-some people purchased the teeth of serial killer Ted Bundy after he was executed so I guess there’s someting out there for anyone to buy.
the picture of MR.Pop just makes me sick. I can’t believe just 25 years ago how pivotal he was in my life as a music freak. Shit. What a disturbed man.
And for some of you out there, it is called inferiority complex and not vitiligo.
Hey ya’ll! (I said what up on the beardylocs thread…)
“You guys think he has a black penis? maybe black thighs? I mean, we’ve never seen this guy’s legs…”
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his penis might be stripped like a candy cane
I’m ‘typeless’.
Weird.Won’t make reserve price would be my bet.Could’nt imagine the “winner” of that auction wanting to be identified.
ri dang diculous!!!! some people will do anything for money…..we’ll see what kind of freaky loser actually buys them
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP PEEPS!!
LAUREN
KZZME
JUST SAYIN
AUNTIE
NEW2THIS
CUTIE PIE
ANY BODY PURCHASING ANYONES, I REPEAT ANYONES USED DRAWLS IS A NASTY S.O.B!! SCRAAAIIITTT UP!
Good Morning SexyQ… :)I like the blonde…
You get a two for one on this deal. You know his drawers comes with Macaulay Culkin’s semen.
What’s up Bossip ladies?
@Cutie Pie
Thats gross, LOL! I’m thinking his arms and stomache/chest/face/neck area are white. The lower part of his body are black.
hey!!
@ man
@ ms. philly
@ sxyq
Who ever thought of this mess is just sick and nasty…who wants to see or smell MJ’s skid-marks???
*pukes*
What is interesting that’s on the block is the jewelry of the Hip-Hop generation.Some auction house is hawking Tupacs’ jewelry this fall.The Smithsonian has even started a hip-hop archive.Not that the genre needed legitimacy from auctions & the Smithsonian…but these events would certainly signal an arrival/acceptance that goes beyond grudging.
Hi Lauren and sxyQB with your nice new gravies!
I don’t think any part of MJ’s body is Black….it’s funny how the disease that he claims to have which typically doesn’t affect the whole body affected his….MJ has wanted to be a white woman for years…I believe he bleached every part…including the parts we can’t see
Thanks Auntie…I took that pic yesterday while waiting in the doctors office…lol…i luv my new camera phone…
You think he wipes his butt thoroughly? Or does he do the one wipe, and pulls his drawstring pants up?
Hey SxyQ, I’m loving the hair.. your pic is far away though! can barly see ya
lol @ re
that is weird if he has a two toned body..my question is who is the father of his two kids??….because I know he aint
Good morning
Sxy Q
Re
Ms. Philly
Cutie Pie
Always nice to start the day with you ladies.
Ms. Philly like your new gravie. Looking like you are lying in bed. Wouldn’t mind waking up to that.
Anonymous3
You’re probably right. What if he missed a spot. Like those hard to reach spots on his back?
@Miss Philly.. hey mama, how far along are you?? there is about 4 ppl that i know personaly that are pregnant… it’s in THE WATER!! got me scarred to drink and shyt!!
Man I just don’t care….
Thanks hun…I grew my hair back so I had to put a new gravie up .
cute gravie ms. philly!!!…looks like an ad for calvin klein :)…no association to Mikey’s dirty auctioned draws
@Re
Of course someone will buy it. And they’d probably spend every morning moaning as they smell the scent of his pink genitalia.
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LMBAO!!! Do you think that he puts skin bleaching cream on his little tee-tee and nuts too?
@Man I Just Don’t Care
Hey you, mornin’!
@Lauren
Hey mamacita!
nue 2this….
I am 29 weeks today! Yea I agree…especially where I live…there are a lot of preggers running around…this’ll be that last time I drink that water! lol
LOL@CutiePie…
Thanks and I just refreshed my page and your new gravie came up…its super cute!
YOU TOO RE! I have to clear my cache more often I can’t keep up with you ladies…!
Where’s my boo boo NU??
@PeepEye
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
Ms. Philly..
what are you having if you don’t mind me asking??
Hell naw!! He probably got crush all in them janks !(crushed up sh*t from when you dont wipe good enough)
@Lauren
Damn 1 millie for some drawers skid marks and all l.o.l I wonder what I can get for mine
this shit is a lie. size 28 though??? i haven’t worn size 28 undies since i was in grade school! LMAO.
Re…did you clear your cache? Like go to TOOLS, INTERNET OPTIONS, DELETE FILES Then refresh your page, it worked for me…
Nue2this…my second baby girl!
thats bullshit and u know it!! people make up whatever the fuk they want!! aint nobody got mjs underwear!leave that man alone let him breath!! stay of his black/white/multi colored dick for atleast a week!!!
@ ms. philly
thanx!
Just a testament to the sick world we live. While we call him sick, the mere fact that there is a sensationalism surrounding people like him and Prince , speaks volumes about the materialistic and fake society we live in. Your underwear counldn’t sell for two dollars..yet Michael Jackson’s sells for a mill? Sad.
@Re
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
I don’t care how many children Michael Jackson might have, I seriously doubt that Michael has never had sex with a grown woman. Pre-puberty is more his style.
@Lauren
OMG, it worked! God bless you, lol. So your pic is cah-yute! You look a little like Rihanna in that pic (just a bette version).
Btw, I hope I didn’t just delet some pertinent files or somethin…
Morning Peeps!
Hell NO i wouldn’t buy that shyt! And only a sick azz individual WOULD>>>a troubled soul who definitely needs to seek some serious psychiatric attention ASAP. His own damn momma dont want them drawers, lol!
THAT IS FU–ING NASTY!!!! next…
@Re
LOL! I was JUST contemplating that (above posts)….but who gets in those hard to reach spots? Like his butt crack? Or is his butt crack his true color?
Next time he does an interview, and talks that crap about vitiligo, just ask him to undo his drawstring pants and show us his butt crack. Then we’ll know.
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Ummmm.. NO. I’d rather not know. It ain’t that serious.
BOSSIP I SWEAR ON A STACK OF MONOPOLY 20′S THAT YOU SUCKERS BETTER FIX THAT SERVER OF YOURS OR ELSE!!(BALLING UP LITTLE FIST…LMAO)
@LAUREN
THANK YOU MOMMA!! I TOOK IT LIKE 2-3 WEEKS AGO AFTER A NIGHT OUT. YOUR NEW PIC LOOKS SO FRESH AND ADORABLE!!
@AUNTIE
THANK YOU MISSY!
@NEW THIS THIS
GIRL, I TRY TO GET A CLOSER CROP, BUT GRAVATAR HATES COOPERATING!! LMAO!!!
I can see that some crazy mofo would buy em..
LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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LMAO
“LOL, please don’t mess with my mind like that, but I can see Michael Jackson with a Q-Tip with some bleaching cream on it and having one of his nurses do his butt crack. You can hear him squealing and moaning and saying “Don’t stick it in too far now”
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ROTFL…That shyt is HILARIOUS! I told yall that girl RE is a FOOL!
morning kesha!!
HEY MAN I JUST!! AND HOW ARE YOU THIS MONRING?
KESH KESH!! I SEE YOU!! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!!
@SXYQ: Morning….
@MAN: Hey!
@LAuren: Love the gravy……(HUGS)!
@RE: Leave MJ’s Black thighs and penis alone: LOL!
Hey SxyQ…(waving)
I see you and my baby daddy was cyber flirting AGAIN in my absence yesterday evening, lol! You just make sure you tell yo HUSBAND, that i wants ma child support, lol!
@KESHA: Hey lady……
Oh shizznit! Aunt Viv and Cutie Pie’s got a gravie pick up!
I’m so excited, I don’t even know why…
@Peepeye
LOL, GROSS! I just had an image of michael on a table, with a metal contraption spreading his cheeks apart. They’ve got the surgical light on 900 watts…
Re, LOL! Thanks…It only deletes simple files on the internet maybe like where you just visited and stuff like that…not files on your hard drive…
@Kesha: That’s SXYQ: Middle Name FLIRT! just wait she isn’t done yet…LOL! if she is on here enough today the saga continues……
Hey KZZ!
@ SxyQ, awww thanks Ma! As are you? Bossip gots an attractive FAM if i do say so myself, lol!
BTW…i heard that when women call other women “ma” its like a lesbian thang??? Anybody else ever heard that cause i call other women Ma all the time but i aint tryna put no unwanted signs out there, lol!
@KESH
GIRL, WELL YOU KNOW I KNOW HE STILL GOT A LIL THING FOR YOU FROM TIME TO TIME(LMAO) I TRY TO KEEP IT OFF HIS MIND. I GOT SOME BRAND NEW FORCES FOR THE LITTLE ONES. AND SOME THROW BACK ROPE CHAINS WITH THEIR NAME PLATES ATTACHED. WILL THAT MAKE UP?(LOL)
@Man I Just Don’t Care
I’m sorry I’ve deeply disturbed you, lol.
@KZZ
YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)
@KESH
THANK YOU MOMMA. YES, BOSSIP DOES HOLD A DECENT LOOKING GROUP AROUND HERE :-). I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT A WOMAN CALLING ANOTHER WOMAN MA WAS HOMOSEXUAL. DONT SEE HOW ANYONE COULD COME TO THAT CONCLUSION.
Morning Peeps!!
Kay, I like MJ but Hell to the Naw do I want his stank drawers and why would anyone want a pair with such a terrible association…but I can guarantee someone WILL snatch them up
Hey KZZ…Thanks hunny!
@Kzzme
LOL, what up babe
I agree Kesh! Bunch of beautiful Black WOMEN up in here…
Mornin Ms.Jax
“YOU BETTER WATCH IT MISSY!! I STILL AINT GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL MOM’S HOW YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THANG THANG TO SHOMONDO THE OTHER DAY. BRIBERY IS A MUG. AND IF YOU DONT PAY ME MY $50 THAT I WANT, I’M TELLING. AND IM TAKING ME A WITNESS, AND YOU GONNA GET A WHOOPIN!!(LMFAO)”
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that reminds me..I have to give just sayin his $5 for playin like he was sleep the other day..
@Kesha
I never heard that I call other women ma and babe (mostly just my girls) but still… I learn so much on the internet
morning jaxon!!
Morning Ms Jaxon if you nasty….
Hey Kesha-kesh….see, I already have nicknames for ya’ll.
What’s up?
@Jaxon
@KZZ
@Kesh
@SxQ
(I think I spoke to everyone else)
Kesha, do you have pic with your gravie cause I still see the Saints gravie?
Now yall KNOW that there are some sick fucks around the world who worship this walking freak-show, that WILL buy his dirty drawers!
I wonder what kind of bleaching cream Michael uses. That’s some really powerful shyt. It has the ability to turn a 50 year old black man into a 60 year old Liza Minnelli.
What we talking about?
@Nikki
Lol, I don’t even know anymore. I’m concerned about whether Michaels butt crack is his natural color.
NU, Sup babez? Aint shyt up in here…we just bullshytin.
LOL @Re’s false concerns.
Re…
I think its Mauve…with four strands of hair…
Everybody’s talkin about how sick this shit is… but watch somebody buy this shit
quit hating on th eking of pop. buy them drawers. ill buy them. i bet they have glitter sprinkles on them.seriously tho u know so white person gonna buy that shit. sniff’em from time to time. put it in a trophy case right next to the o.j. heisman trophy.
@ Man,
Yup, a pic on my gravie…i’ve put the Saints on the sideline…for now. it will be back, TRUST!
@RE…my mom calls me that! Only when she wants something…when she’s pissed…its Kesha Rene! Thats when i hide, lol!
@ NU!!! Hey Ma! We talkin bout you! LOL, just kidding. Still saying our good mornings. You know us black folk tend to take a moment with our introductions, lol!
@ Sxy Q…ok, the gold chain and name plate made up for everything, lol! You know i love me some yellow gold, LMAO!
Hey glowing Mama!!!
Wait they were false? Re why you have me dig in my Crayon box…finding shades and whatnot…
Nic pic Kesh….
Put a ‘e’ wit that…BRB…bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
@ Jaxon,
I do too! My Bossip Fam is very intelligent…especially that Man, i just dont care with his SMART AZZ, lol(smart meaning, smot…like flip at the tongue…my grandma used to say). Its a down south thang, if yall didnt get it…we country as hell, lol!
LOL!
bout to get some Joe in my mouth…
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Nasty lil freak…
@ YA
yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.
@ NU…thanks Ma! I was actually holding a cup in my hand, but i cropped that out, lol! You know…dont wanna give the wrong impression that i like to get wasted, lol!
@KESH KESH
SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD.
AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL
WUZZZZZ UP NIKKI?
@CUTIE PIE
I’MA START TAXING BOSSIP DOLLARS ON FOLK!!(LOL)
damn!! I can’t see kesha’s gravie and cleared this sh*t twice
HEYYYYY JAXON!!!
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
leave michael alone. he made thriller, off the wall, the best of jackson 5, he owns the beatles catalog. he will never really go broke owning the beatles catalog. thats their wholllle catalog. that nigga credit score is the infinity symbol. not even a number. thats why alot of white ppl hate him. he owns the most popular group of all time. even my momma and daddy still sing those cracker songs. get em michael……….sidenot: that dude look like a 30 year old white lady. he killing the haters wit that perm tho. real talk.
LOL @ Lauren. Nikku Underwood, I am truly concerned. What if he missed spots with his cream?
@Kesha-Kesh
LOL @ you running and hiding.
@ SxyQ,
“SEE, I KNEW IT WOULD. AND I’LL EVEN LET YOU FLIRT WITH MY BOSSIP HUBBY FROM TIME TO TIME, I PLAY FAIR. LOL”
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Awww…how sweet of you! Ok, i love you again…like a stepsister, lol!
GOOD MORNING BOSSIP FOLK
GOOD MORNING:
NU
Lauren
Re
Ermy
Kzz (pass that dutch)
Dapro
Cutie Pie
Slide
Man I just
The Seen
Auntie V
Smokey
Jaxon
Rozza
DDDDDDIIIIIIVVVVVVVAAAAAAA
Be
Hanni (Hi Baby )
Redd Tony
Kesha
SMDH
For those I missed…my bad
NOI CERTAINLY WOULDN’T BUY MJ’s SKID MARKED DRAWLS!! I wouldn’t want anyone’s dirty drawls!
Kesha: (I BLEED BLACK-N-GOLD)
(Check me out!)
@ cutie pie,
“yea it will be a doctor from salt lake city, Utah and he’ll buy them to add to his shrine along with hollyfield’s ear.”
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Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!
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thats nasty
@ Q
How could i leave you off the list. You get a special shout out!
HEY Q….we open for bidness tonight!
@Kesha
Damn, I won’t be able to see until tomorrow. Just cleared everything but it always take me an extra day to see.
Wait, I won’t be able to see then because I will be on an audit the rest of the week. This sucks.
“Yeah, thats the mofo that outbid me for that ear! I wanted that thing as a chew toy for my dog!”
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LMAO
@ Re,
Girl, my momma DON’T PLAY! She will swing on you in a minute…nothing but backhand upside the head, lol! My lil sisters be calling me and i’m quick to say…i cant help you! BYE!
morning just me!!
@KESH KESH
(cyber hug tightly doing color purple hand pat with kesh) LMAO
@IJM
Wuz Up
KICK IN THE DOOR WAVIN THE 44, ALL U HEARD WAS DD DONT HIT ME NO MORE
DANA DANE UP IN THIS BIOTCH!!!
Whats goodie people? *winks at the crowd*
@IJM
YOU KNOW YOU IZZZ MY PEEPS!! YOU’RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO FORGET ME!!(LOL) I’LL LET YOU SLIDE THIS TIME. SAW YOUR CONVO BACK AND FORTH BRIEFLY WITH THE PHSYCO YESTERDAY EVENING. SOME PEOPLE JUST CANT BE REASONED WITH.(SMH) SO WHATS UP FOR SALE TONITE MOMMA?
I’m Just Me
Hey boo!
@Kesha
LOL! My mother was crazy, cause she couldn’t handle not being in control. I can’t recall how many times she beat the ish outta me…..and I was the GOOD child, lol! My brother was the bad-azz…
@DANA
TWWWWINNNNN!! WHAT IT IS MOMMA? I SEE YOU COMING THRU WITH SOME FEROCITY!!!LOL
What up IJM?
Hey IJM!! Wuz up Ma!?
@ Tonnie…i said the dog, not me! its a damn dog! You now, he was teething and shyt, lol!
Ms. Philly…
Why you do that? LOL!!
sxyQblondie…wah hanninenin?
Kesha…
Gone lean wit it roc wit it…
Re…
or what if the cream bleaches his hairs…..does it?
KZZME…go find out
Morning Dana. What’s up?
Hey Sug!! IJM how are you?
@ Man,
Awww, that does suck! You gotta audit for the rest of the week…damn! Today is only Tuesday.
Morning Man
Hey IJM
DANA DANE
@Dana Dane
LMAO! You ain’t no celebrity, stop kicking down doors and winkin.
@Nikki
Gross! Like albino hairs?
morning dana!!
Mrning NU
BRB all gotta get the baby some cereal
@Kesha
Yeah, that total