Friday, September 5th, 2008
Which One Would You Hit??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Lloyd, Bobby Valentino, and Ray J hit up the 2008 BMI Urban Awards in LA last night.
If you HAD to hit one of these little midglets, Which One??
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Probably Ray J…LMAO! seriously…Ray J.
Ray J my gosh
Here goes Bossip and their ghetto ass thumbnails again…SMH…DIDN’T I TELL YA’LL TO FIRE YOUR IT GUY!?!!?!?! I Don’t care how many kids he got!
Oh Second—yeah!
NAN ONE!…they all look a bit on the “touched” side, but i’d brush Lloyd’s silky hair
Hey Lauren!
well the all only come up to my…OOOOH!
they
Neither - you have to be at least 5′10′ to get on this ride! HA! Stop playing Bossip, and stop picking squishy wimpy BOYS. First midgets, then fat guys, now this.
none unless i wanted a midget orgy!!
good morning all..TGIF!
@LAUREN: Morning momma…how are you? (HUGS)!
There is something about this pic with Ray and dem, I can’t put my finger on it!
CM: looks nice, she always do to me…
RRoss: Looks like he has been sprayed by a skunk!
Hey Girls!!!
Id hit Bobby V…
slow down….I just wanna get to know you
STILL mad at Fonzie…
*SECRET* I used to LOVE Flex Alexander
HEY LAUREN!!
ROZZAAAAA!!! HEY MOMMA!! HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?
Ray J!! I have seen his work
GM Finesse….TGIF INDEED!!!
KZZ!! NIKKSTER!! HAPPY FRIDAY AND WHAT NOT!!
RAY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
i would hit all three one with a baseball bat, the next with a claw hammer, and the last with a shovel…
@ERMMMMY:: ~~KZZ waving from her desk~~~\
@ROZZA: I’m so DEAD at your comment! LOL!
LMAO @ hey girl…wow….so violent…..hahahhah dang
Ummmm…. Imma go with my boo LLOYD!!!! HEEEY BOOO!!!!!!
Good Morning Ladies!!!!!!
Cee-Lo’s pants are about to die….from strangulation…
yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww im ready to go hizommmmme….*huggin KZZ cuz i’m feelin extra chipper today*
HIYA SWEET CHEEKS!!
MORNIN’ NIKKI!
SWEET CHEEKS!
KZZME!!
wow slim pickins today huh?
i continue to be asexual until bossip puts some one worthy of a vagina on one of the “who would you hit?” articles.
@NU: Hey sis, ~~kzz cyber huggung the SHIT outta you: and BTW get outta my head! I used to love me some Flex….
@ERMMYY: I don’t see that much of you, but when we do it’s all LOVE & HUGS! MMMMMMMuuuuaaahh!
@SQ: What up girl, you were a cyber flirting disaster last night, damn you had 2 you were flirting with! you are on punishment! NO BOSSIP!
Ray J while Bobby V and Lloyd sing
Ray J of course. That was too easy. How you gonna have us choosing between a man and two boys?
I’d break myself off first! I ain’t tryin to “hit” none of them.
BOSSIP–
Ya’ll be doin’ the sistas hella wrong!!
Crooked, leaning to the left dick Ray J.
Lloyd–looking like one of the five heartbeats.
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding pass!!
That’s “effed” up, BOSSIP!!!
lol @ mandah you CRAZY!
@Mandah: Heya you:
@NU: You Stoopid 4x’s….strangulation though!
@ KZZ…girl i had been havin ex issues @ work so i was dippin in and out. But sometimes Bossip stories dont be worth commentin on cuz they are not newsworthy… and be mad bored. so i skip on over to panache report
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding pass!!
*CORPSE*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@1TRUE: What you got on my w/e outfits? you know imma need that Gussi bag to go with it! LOL!
@KZZ
(stomping foot hard) DAMMIT WHY YOU ALWAYS CATCHING A NEGROE? LMAO. I THOUGHT I DID BETTER YESTERDAY. SHEESH!!!!!(LMAO)
@TRUDIVA
WHAT IT IS YO, AH WUZ UP?? LOL. WHAT YOU DOING ON SO EARLY? I WROTE THAT BLOG JUST LIKE I TOLD YA I WOULD!! LMAO.
Hey Ladies!!! happy Friday!! woo woo!!!
MANDAH!! HEY GIRL!
I gotta go with BoBBy V. Ray J is eewww since he messes with Whitney he is finished.. lloyd??? nahhhhhhh Bobby is short but he reall can git it
These men are all suspects for doin the butt dance…literally.
And Rick Ross must of been there to provide security, make sure everything was in order….teeheehee….
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
NEVA WOULD I LET RAY J HIT. HE SICKENS ME!!
Leave Bob alone…him just scared a lil….
KZZ…you know why I liked Flex? Peep the name…no need for change!!!
SWEET CHEEKS, Ermster, sxyQblondie, 1TruDiva, Ms. Philly…hello Ladies
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
I’d break myself off first! I ain’t tryin to “hit” none of them.
BOSSIP–
Ya’ll be doin’ the sistas hella wrong!!
Crooked, leaning to the left dick Ray J.
Lloyd–looking like one of the five heartbeats.
And, Bobby–standing there looking like he can’t find his boarding pass!!
That’s “effed” up, BOSSIP!!!
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rigamortis has just set in i am dead!!!!!!!!!
Goodmorning to all:
Nikki
Kzzme
Ermy Erm
Lauren
Mandah
1TruDiva
Envy Me
Jaxon
Cutie Pie
Aunt Viv
Rozza
Intuitive Pisces
….and everyone else. HAPPY FIRDAY!
they look like 3 ewoks from star wars
Oh oops, hey IJM as well!
My mutha-fuckin Homie Re….
Im doin a jig…to the tune of ‘Dont Save Her’ -Project Pat….
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
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well kim k must really be the biggest hoe cause it appeared se was sleepin on ole dude…. it dont matter if you got that magic stick but u dont know how to * ahem* wurk it lmao!
OK my BOSSIP morning crew–
Good morning, ladies!!!!!!!!!
Note the name change. See, what we can do to pass the time today is to rate the BOSSIP brothas! (before they get here. Lol!)
What we can do is this–
We can rate on gravies, intellect or, overall flow.
For every name typed, they get a point. If you type a name, you MUST type the reason why–and you can choose as many as you’d like!!! Toward the end, we see who has the most points.
That man will be titled “BOSSIP’s BOSSMAN!”
Game?
ugh…i can’t stand neither one of these wackorific boys…Bobby is bugging with that leather jacket if its hot in NY, I know it is a scorcher in LA I really wanted to go to the BMI Urban Awards this year…:(
no better yet 3 wet gremlins!!!
Hey!!!!
@ Re
@ Ermy
@ Mandah
@ Nikki
@ Kzz
@ Sxyq
@ Ms. Philly
hey mrs.Re! lol lookin like mya’s prettier sister!
daxn friday is like some good herbage cause i feel happier that a mutha lol!
I would have to say Ray J of course!
@DIVA
WELL COME ON WITH IT THEN!!LOL
male dark butts
HEY CUTIE PIE!!
Ladies–
Please bear with me today!!! My PC is hella slow, I got to stomp on the “h” button for the bitch to work and the “g” and the “c” keys got trigggger fingers!
I should’ve paid them damn Rent-to-Own peeps last week!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Cutie pie!!!
@1TruDiva, oh im game and my 1 vote goes to Redd Tony Aka luciousness aka Earth sign…..he could get it all day
CP!!
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
Stupid shit like the rabbit antennas off your tv…
“OK my BOSSIP morning crew–
Good morning, ladies!!!!!!!!!
Note the name change. See, what we can do to pass the time today is to rate the BOSSIP brothas! (before they get here. Lol!)
What we can do is this–
We can rate on gravies, intellect or, overall flow.
For every name typed, they get a point. If you type a name, you MUST type the reason why–and you can choose as many as you’d like!!! Toward the end, we see who has the most points.
That man will be titled “BOSSIP’s BOSSMAN!”
Game?”
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ooooo fun!!!…. I wanna play I wanna play!!!
@MANDAH
LOL..GIRL YEAH EARTHSIGN IS A RATHER GOOD LOOKING BROTHA ISNT HE?
Re!! Cutie Patooty!!!
@ Cutie…..ugh…i can’t stand neither one of these wackorific boys
THANK YOU!!!
Bossip…smh x 1 gabillion…we GROWN womens…why do u insist on puttin pics up of lil boys?
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
Ladies–
Please bear with me today!!! My PC is hella slow, I got to stomp on the “h” button for the bitch to work and the “g” and the “c” keys got trigggger fingers!
I should’ve paid them damn Rent-to-Own peeps last week!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
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you cuttin up today!!! lol
Morning Re
Morning Diva
Morning Niki
and all the BOSSIP crew!!!
TGIF ummmm RAY J FOR SURE!
Nikki! What up Holmes, lol.
@Mandah…thanks babe
Its Friday…I’m glad I made it cause I’ve been ready to get my punch on this past week…as in, a single punch to the back of the head of a certain co-worker….
@RE: HEY mamacita! glad to meet ya!
@CP: Morning….HUGS!
@SQ: Well damn it’s not like it’s private you know! BOSSIP! and look at you jumping all over what !True is game to do! PUNISHMENT!
hiya Slim….happy fry-day!
lol @ nikki
he really is looking like a con in that pic
Ms. Philly(Check me out!)
MORNING LADIES!
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T LET RAY J HIT EITHER! I KNOW YA’LL SAW THE VIDEO!
i new you wuz a hoodho, any bitch who let rayj hit it after fukking that crackhead witney huston and slut lil kim has no standerds. Yous a hoodho of the highest order.
What we have right here is the “barf”-ateria of male pulchritude. Stop boosting these gross skanks, we want some real men. I am sick of these weak ass ho-hags.
all these brothas make good music cept fo ray j. he just make dirty movies
lmao @1Trudiva saying “I would break myself off first”
Hey Slim!!!
With this said: CP!!
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
Stupid shit like the rabbit antennas off your tv…
~~~~~~~~They are about to have my Funeral services right now! yall STOOPID 20x’s~~~~~~~~~~!LOL!
Like he has a Tommy Gun but no bullets….
“Here I say…I say…Im gonna need you to bent over see” -Ray J with a Swisher in his mouth…
I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking. Something about it just don’t look right. Plus he done fucked with many hoes (RAW) that all have ties to HIV.
Plus part time working, fake ass player type niggas don’t get me wet.
So was Rick Ross working undercover that night? I see he’s got the “street” clothes on. His badge is under shirt.
@KZZME
MKAY MMMMKAY. I’M GUILTY. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU GET ME SOME HELP. HOW’Z ABOUT HABITUAL FLIRT COUNSELING? WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT?(LOL)
@ 1TruDiva Hey I’m a Bossip brotha and I’m already here.
Morning to Bossip Ladies.
@HOTSAUCE: PUT THAT DICK BACK IN YOUR MOUTH! AND DO WORK! GTFOH WITH THAT BULLSHIT 2DAY! ~~~KZZ BLOWING A BIG KISS AT YOU CUZ YOU NEED LOVE~~~~
I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking. Something about it just don’t look right.
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ROFL
Ray J all day.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNTINS SHOMONDO!!:-)
I GOT A LION IN MY POCKET, IM LYIN”(sxyQblondie says hey hey hey…it’s friday!!)(Check me out!)
@MANDAH
LOL..GIRL YEAH EARTHSIGN IS A RATHER GOOD LOOKING BROTHA ISNT HE?
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sexy and intellectual
sexallectual
lol
that was corny i know lol
the Simmonses look very cute but the TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT frock is a TAD MUCH…
ROFL @KZZ SWINGING RIGHT HOOKS EARLY IN THE A.M.
NONE
HEY SLIM!!!
ANY DUDE THAT POSTS TO TALKIN WHO WE WILL FUCK NEVER GETS ANY THEMSELVES….BITCH ASS NIGGA…
pullin my glok9n out…
YOUZA A BITCH AZZ NICCA DONT NEVA GET NO PUZZY HOE AZZ BITCH NICCA
where is he?
@SQ: Your azz needs an intervention!
@Shomondo; You already know what I told you! IN MY COLOR PURPLE VOICE “BONI BONI”! You and us must never part! LOL! jk:
the dress was apparently designed under the LSD influence…Drugs r bad…mmmnkay…
Get me in a bed with RayJ!!
@SLIM: Hey Slim to you too….
@SQ: I just hate BITCHAZZ nucca’s!
@MANDAH
LOL…GIRL IT WORKS IT WORKS.
ROFL @ NIKKI’S GLOK IMPERSONATION
Why does Ray J look like he will steal out your house?
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NIK–you do tis shit to me every damn time!!
ROTMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. OK.
I’ma have to go with Hot Sauce!!!
I’d serve that mufukka up sooooooooo good, he’d be washin’ my feet while singing “Near my God to thee”.
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In Spanish!
Re…
He was wired up…tryin to get the word on when Bobby and Luda’s new song is coming out…
Hot Sauce, have you nothing better to do?
“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”
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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k
@NU: They about to read The EULOGY! Glokn impersonator! LMAO!
Eww! No one really. But Lloyd look most creepy :S
@DIVA
GIRL I’M ON MY KNEES PRAYING FOR YOU RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT (kneeling down in front of bed..”dear Lord..where do I begin…..lol)
@KZZ
GIRL…TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
Good morning sxyQ. You good? I’m tired and feelin mad bummy right now.
Hey y’all! This topic blew up! My previous comment is awaiting moderation (whatever the hell that means). I put up a link that gives detail about Sarah Palin and I think it needs to be spread around. It is sarahpalinexposed.com - check it out!
Damn Shomondo–
I rated you last night!
Damn sure did!!! I’d sit right on top of that bald ass head!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
1Tru…
Real talk..Ray J look grimy like he would steal the condom back and wash and reuse….
@SHOMONDO
THIS MORNING IS STARTING OFF TO A GOOD DAY. I SLEPT OKAY LAST NIGHT SO I’LL HAVE MAD ENERGY FOR THE DAY. WHY YOU FEEL BUMMY LUV?
Rick Ross is Mr. T’s cousin. FACT.
@ Nikki: What makes you think he would wash it?
lloyd looks like gonzo from the muppets
1Tru…
You wouldnt do a MJ spin on his head…
HEY Shomondo!!!
Hey Rozza!!!
cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985* I got good hair…I got African in my family and I just adore organic jelly beans mmmmmmm :)(Check me out!)
“I would not let Ray J hit cause I saw the video. The tip of his d!ck was all ashy & scally looking”
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EWWWWWW!!!! he got iguana d**k
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o m g yall shot out!!! lmao!!
sxyQ, cutie pie, Kzzm, Nikki, Re, Mandah, Diva, Finesse, and Lauren: You guys are on fire this morning! Iguana dick!!???!?!?!?!? Too funny!
Happy Friday!
Oshie…
LOL!!! Cause I gotta give him SOME credit…
@ Kzz Morning babe. How have you been? Have missed bossipin with cha ima never ever stay away days again lol.
hey rozza!!!
kudos for putting people on blast this early morning
Good Morning, Shomondo!
NIKKI ROZZA HIIII. Good to see your lovely faces. I’m up on here all day today DAMN workin, nicca in pain.
Nikki, I wouldn’t give him any credit, he probably wouldn’t give me a towel afterwards. Whatta jerk.
Hi cutie pie.
Damn NIK– Damn I say!!!!
Lol!!!
OK. What about Hannibal? He cleans up rather nice??
@cutie pie: The Sarah Palin Exposed website will open up everyone’s eyes! I hope we spread the website around!
Oshie….
HA!! He wouldn’t lovingly wipe your butt and other special areas? You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…
i think i am in love hot sauce is so gangsta!!!
Hey ladies!!!
Ermy Erm,
Nikki U,
Lauren,
Cutie Pie.
SxyQ,
Kzz,
Mandah,
Rozza,
RE
What’s up! What i miss??? Yall been behavin? Where’s Sugar?
Oh, and Bossip…if i HAD to…I’d go with Ray J, with 2 condoms, lol!
HEY ROZ MY V.A SISTER!!I JUST PULLED THE PAGE UP. WATCHING AND BLOGGING ALL AT ONCE.LOL
Hey Ermy Erm!!!
They are off the chain this moring!! LOL
Kesha….
Ray J would take the condoms back….
hey shomondo!!! one of the ONLY gentleman on bossip
@NIKKI
You know that’s when you got a dude when he wipes you…before himself…
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LMAO. TO THAT I SIMPLY SAY..”SHOULDERS, CHEST, PANTS, SHOES!!”
@Shomondo: You just turned me on! LMAO! in my sexy voice!
@Rozza: My aunt was telling me something about her co-worker went on Sarah P. Soon to be Son-in Law mySpace Page, and he is on there saying how he is a RED_NECK! and how he got her daughter pregnant once b4 but the baby died due to DS, Idk how true this is but I hear he had alot to say about the family period! see if you can find out some info…..
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals is rating the BOSSIP brothas–starting in the Usher thread!(Check me out!)
Damn NIK– Damn I say!!!!
Lol!!!
OK. What about Hannibal? He cleans up rather nice??
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he already got a bossip baby momma ( waitin to get a whippin from cutie pie) lmao!
I guess I wouldn’t get no more real dyck if these are my choices *stocking up on AA batteries*
HEY KESH KESH!! HOWS IT GOING THIS MORNING?
OMG kesha!!! I worried about you and man I just don’t care!..how are you doing
1Tru…
Hannibal…Imma beat his ass when I catch him…he is too bad.