Friday, August 29th, 2008
Some Morning Smut
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is the inside spread of Hoopz featured in the October issue of the prestigious “King” Magazine. Nice lips, nice rack, mean body, face? Ehh, not so much, but that fact that she let Flavor Flav’s old shriveled up, rocked out ass smash makes us throw up in our mouths a lil bit.
Enjoy your dose of ass & titties this Friday below:
A couple more for you on tha flippy…
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YEAH morning smut!!!!
Dammit Kevin!
Morning Y’all!!! No comment on Hoops’ hoochie-ism aft kissn Flav Flav (ewwwwwwww)
SHE’S A PRETTY GIRL BUT JUST THE THOUGHT THAT SHE LOWERED HERSELF TO LET FLAVOR FLAV KISS HER ON HER LIPS AMONG OTHER THINGS IS UGGGHHH…HER SELF VALUE DROPPED AFTER THAT..AND IS NOT EVEN ABOUT FLAVOR FLAV’S LOOKS IT’S ABOUT HIS WHOLE DEMEANOR..ACCORDING TO NEWYORK’S MOTHER HE’S A BAFOON.
Her head is ENORMOUS
I dont think flav smashed or did he? Can someone clear the air on that one?
Why does she look like a Samoan dude?
@ NIKKI-mornin’ girl. TGIF!!
@ chrissy-exactly!
WELL JUST THE FACT THAT SHE ENTEREND THE CONTEST TO COMPETE FOR FLAVOR MADE HER SELF VALUE DROP. COMPETITING IN SUCH A CONTEST MAKE YOU NOT SEEM SO VALUABLE AFTERWARDS NO MATTER HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
All these urban slut mags must have the flavor of love girls on permanant payroll! They are in all of these magazines posing “slutiliciously”! (I know thats not a word dammit)! Hoopz has a nice body though…
BECAUSE EVERY BUM ON THE STREET PROBABLY FELT LIKE THEY COULD GET HER IF FLAVOR FLAV COULD…SO SHE HOLDS NO VALUE AFTER THAT.
“Nice Balloons”?! Lol, that was the most creative headline they could come up with?
Goodmorning ladies (BTW)!
@Nikki
yeah her head is kinda big…
Hey Vee….*NU stealin’ your D’ eggs and tossin’ em in the trash*
BOSSIP…can you post a pic of one of my hubbies? XOXO
Goodmornin’ everyone!!!!!!!
Any truth to her being married? Does anyone know?
Thats some bad azz aviators she got on in that 4th thumbanil! I needta find them, QUICK!
Morning Folks (happy Friday!!!)
Nikki U,
RE,
2cute
Vee
@ Nikki U,
Yup, i love me some Chris too…he’s just sooo short! But he’s a sweetie, i’ve met him a few times. And his eyes are even more captivating than you see on TV!
wow how far shes come
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2cute….
KINDA???? Honey that thing is cant be described…but imma try….
Its like a pygmy….
HEY RE!!! Its on hunh?
Morning Ya’ll!!!!!!!!
SOOOO GLAD ITS FRIDAY!!!!
Why is Hoopz getting so much attention?!?!
Morning Kesha! thats a pretty pic of you in the gravi.
@ NIKKI: lol, I am ready to eat some b-b-q to bring the summer to a close. May have to take a pass on the deviled eggs pass this time.
@ Kesha: Good Morning and Happy Friday! Did Michelle & Barack represent last night or WHAT???!?!
Although I hate the “squat pose”, the pic with the glasses is HOT!!!
She’s got big head little body syndrome…
Kesha…
Hey girl!!! Im short..so its all good!! Oh I was JUST giving up nephews for Chris….and they Moms understood….
@ 2CUTE,
LOL! Gurl, that aint me, that’s my mentor(yeah, i wish), Michelle Obama, LOL!
@Vee, DID THEY??? IS THE DAMN SKY BLUE?? I LOVE THEM. THEY REPRESENTED LAST NIGHT!!!!
Hey Kesha!
@Nikki
I know…it feels so weird, cause I’m counting down, but so far I don’t feel any excitement. Maybe cause it’s been raining everyday so far…
@ Nikki U,
“Kesha…
Hey girl!!! Im short..so its all good!! Oh I was JUST giving up nephews for Chris….and they Moms understood….”
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LOL! Did she really have a choice in the matter anyway! I’d give up a few things for him too!
MORNING BOSSIP FOLK!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!! HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!
I actually like most of the shots. I still hate that cover shot but the rest of them she looks nice in. I like the third thumbnail.
Morning to those I missed:
2cute4u
Re-still rockn my silver medal but dammit I want a rematch! lol
@ Kesha-”is the damn sky blue” (hahaaaaaaaaaaa).
Touche, touche’. I cant wait for Barack to win the election so i can take the next day off from work and parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”’!!!
Fellow Bossipers, I cant get caught up with y’all today. You know they wanna work me to death since we got a long weekend. &^%$#@*
@ RE,
1 MORE DAY MAMA! The big 2-2! (lol, that sounds perverted when you say it, lol)
Why do 9 outta 10 broads end up going out like willy-lump-lump????? Probably got willy lump-lumps on her snapper, too. Lawd have mercy!! Will a real woman shout out and say “Hey”?!!
Morning IJM,
Yup, the inside shots look way better than that cover.
@ Vee,
We know how it is! I got a feeling they gon make me work today too. I’ma try to look busy though so no one will bother me!
@ Cliff Dawg,
Hey!
Morning Nikki, Re, 2 cute, kesha,Vee
What is the Flavor of Love Rotation? They are the only chicks this magazine even photographs… so they get all spread eagle..is there an accompanying article/interview? And what could it possibly say?
So Hoopz, what new projects are you working on?
Hoopz: Well I was recently paid 100 and a half bottle of Hen to appear Man Man birthday bash.
GM everyone!!! Kee-Kee, Nikkster, IJM, Sweet, Re, 2cute, Vee…whoeva i missed…i was tryin to shout the room, but my head hurt..lol
i dont think she smashed Flav and i dont like the booty out mags wit all the Flav O Love chicks in them…… but I like Hoopz on that show for the money. or whateva the hell its called. i only seen it twice
Okay
News must be really slow! Because they showed this picture of hoopz weeks ago! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EVERYBODY Happy Friday!
Re…
Shit goes by so fast after 21..Im about to be 27 next May….YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kesha…
Girl it was four Mommas!!! I was givin up like 5 kids!!!
IJM…
Like I said…are ya fuckin finger broken?
JAX and SUG!! Heller…..*rets to go home asap*
nikki u younger than i thought
And what is with the cheap blue background…was this shot in her mama’s basement? They just covered up the wood paneling and Uncle Cletus sitting in his easy chair
hoopz is an attractive lady…please do better
Jaxon…
Your interview…hilar…
Erm…
Am I?
@Kesha
damn that didn’t look like her, that pic looks lighter than when you see her on tv! Anywhoo, they did the damn thang last night! Barack came to win, and he really let McCain know “I ain’t playin’”!!
@ Cliff Dawg-lol @ willy lump lump…
Good Morning Jaxon, Ermy Erm, Sugar Walls, EVERYONE-I see y’all in a NEW light after our freak-nasty thread yesterday (haha).
@ Kesha-well I just decided that I’m goin’ have to juggle my work duties and bossip this morning. LOL
The spreadsheets I’m lookn at will have me cross-eyed if I dont take a break from ‘em-to gossip and bs with y’all!
Morning to all the ladies. Niggas get no love from me.
What does everyone think of Obama’s speech?
she looks good to me………also….top of the morning to all the ladies in here…
What’s up Erm?
MOrning peeples! HAAAPPPPY FRIIIIDAY!
RE: I’m partying so hard for you again this w/e LOL!
@SUGAR: What’s hap’n cyber sis~ DAp! did you see how good Obama carried himself last night I loved how he did not touch on the RACE issue he stuck strictly to the topics at hand! which is how America is in such a slump! and Michelle and the girls looked so nice, ~~YES WE CAN~~
Hey Erm!!! (I hope you start feeling better, try some BC powder) that stuff is legal cocaine for headaches!
Hey Jaxson!!
yep u are. i thought u were in your 30’s..not in a bad way
im older than you and i didnt know. lol
@NUM1:: Daps cyber peeps! Happy Friday 2 ya!
Hello fellas!
lol @ man…..wussup
happy friday to errbody…hope i get outta here by noon *prays*
hey num1….*scannin room to say hello to the others i missed*
hello….
bc powder? *havin a moment* dont know what that is
@Vee
Lol, it’s on like popcorn!
@Ermy Erm and Man I Just Don’t Care
It’s Friday! Thank the heavans above…
@Nikki
I know, right? Soon you’ll be celebrating that big 3-0
@Kzzme
LOLOL! You’re crazy, with that 2-2!
@ Jaxon-”Man Man birthday bash”??? LOL. Gold star for YOU!
Mornin’ to my Bossip Brethren-had us ladies hot-n-bothered aft all that sex-talk yesterday.
My man thanks y’all!!!
And so do I. A lil inspiration neva hurt nobody.
Barack the vote people!!!
Man, I am struggling…They should have had the Networking Event on Friday…did not want to get up this AM
@Num1Dom
Hey you!
good morning everyone!!!
she looks cute and orange like a bottle of sunkist
tranny mess.
hey cutie patooty!!
dang yall young…wth….
*cryin @ da big 3-0….Re u say that like its old…LOL
hey
@ Jaxon[I hope you had a few shots for me :)]
@ Re
@ Ermy
@ 2 cute
@ man
@ num 1
@ nikki
its friday and I get out early!!! ((jumping for joy))
hey kesha!!
Erm, I never heard of BC powder til I meant some chicks from the south…
Goody Powder?? Who knew? Where I’m from our pain meds are in a capsule
hey vee..yes long weekend and i’m gonna sleep through monday cause on saturday and sunday i’m getting done up… i’m young my liver can take it lol
@RE: I’m not your friend! you cyber shouted out some shit like that! LOL! but that’s o.k I don’t look it!
People I will be in and out today, because I am doing payroll! can’t fuck up peeps money ya dig! and plus I think I am sliding out a lil early myself ~~~WINKING~~~
Wassup cutiepie, KZZ, everyone (I feel bad if I miss somebody)
Is it 3 o’clock yet?? I’m sorry: I meant 2:59???
Erm…
Im sneezing…I may be coming down with a cold….
Re…
30 my ass….
@ CutiePie…girl I had enough shots for you, me, AND everybody else
Got me messed up cause I was with the WP’s and you know they like to get “hammered” on beer(and it’s the cheap ish) …junk messes you up
I drink 2 beers at most watching football
yes..I did see Obama! Make me proud and It make me wish that my father could see this…
Hey Vee! Kxx cyber hugging you sis!
hi keesha, hi ermy erm..If I forgot anyone else, please forgive me..I got my back blown out, and I can’t remember! LOL
Hey CP!!
Vee…you know damn well it aint no 3 damn 30….
kzz
@ cutiepie-lol no u didnt! I tossed back a few for my b-day so I feel you. Enjoy!!!
@ Jaxon-u aint lyin about BC powder. I’m from Philly & I saw it for the first time a few yrs ago: a co-worker from Georgia had some. When she popped out that paper with the white powder you shoulda SEEN my face. I’m like-no pills? no gel-caps? Oy Ve’
u gettin a cold @ nik?
@ Jax…im in chicago and i ain neva heard of no bc powder…i take excedrin or motrin but thats not workin today
@ CutiePie But it was a good night I actually NETWORKED! Going to hook up with a guy doing his payroll PT for his contruction company..should be easy money..
…and there is this cutie who owns a company in my building who I Networked with
SugarWalls…. How you?
Are you feeling better after your cat? We were just talking about pets at work. When Katrina came I forgot to get dog food. Don’t want to make the same mistake for Gustav.
im shiverin my timbers in this cold azz office…toe cold as idk what!!
I think…you know summer colds are full of BS…you stare out the window…shit-face…then still be outside tryin to kick it….
@ NIKKI-lol, I know my ass is DREAMIN’ righ-its barely 9:30?
These spreadsheets have me delusional.
@ Ms Sugar Walls-TGIF!! Hi-Five to u-gettn u back blown out! That’s ALWAYS a good thing. But why does your gravatar make me mentally-sing EVERY time I see it? ”Gem is truly outrageous! Truly, truly truly outrageous!” Showin my age again, proudly
I must say that after the ‘Masterpiece’ of a speech that Barack Obama made last night, I’m surprised that this is the headline for this morning. But….sex sells. I guess it’s truly more important than a historical moment in life
@Vee
What do you do? Are you in payroll too?
Hey Cutie pie, happy friday girl
@Jaxson
Yeah I think bc did originate in the south! Its like a powder form of asprin, nasty as hell but it works quick! Don’t take it down with water though, your ass will thow up! You have to take it with some fruit juice or something. I know you don’t have the headache, I was just explaining what bc is…
@Vee
I went to Vegas w/ a group of girls from Tennesse, my cuz friend friends. Before we went she was telling how crazy these girls were and how crazy they planned to get on the trip. Well, my cuz was talking about how she had a headache and did not feel well so one girl kept saying “I got some Goody Powder, it will make you feel good” Lord i thought the chick was talking about *sniff sniff* GOODY POWDER, I was thing WTH have I got myself into!
We laughed so hard when I figured out it was a pain reliever
Hoopz a Detroit representer!! lol, she is cute in the pic with glasses she almost looks like alicia keys…I hope she didnt let flav’s nasty lookin self smash…I dont think she did cuz soon as the show was over so was her and flav…
lol @ jaxon..yea they do love their beers that miller lite is their favorite..
but the networking thing is always good..relationships are everything especially in the corporate world its all about who you know..and extra money is always good money..well not all extra money but you get me
@ Jaxon-u aint lyin about BC powder. I’m from Philly & I saw it for the first time a few yrs ago: a co-worker from Georgia had some. When she popped out that paper with the white powder you shoulda SEEN my face. I’m like-no pills? no gel-caps? Oy Ve’
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LOL! Hey Vee!
@Jaxon and Cutie Pie
Happy Friday!!!!!!!
@Ermy Erm, Nikki, and Kzzme
LMAO! I SWEAR, I didn’t mean it like that! (((Damn this computer for not being able to communicate HOW I wanted it to sound)))
Hubby is 27, and we’re already planning the big 3-0.
THE PHOTO’S ARE OKAY. I JUST WISH THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD THEM TO LIGHTEN UP ON THE MAKEUP. IT’S TOO MUCH. IT REALLY TAKES AWAY FROM THE NATURAL CUTENESS OF HER FACE.
MORNTINS ERRR BODY!!
@ Man I Dont Care-I’m a Business Analyst/Tester for BCBSNJ. Basically, I sort through their data and fix all of their mistakes in claims and billing-via spreadsheets and testing software. At first glance, some of this stuff does look like payroll.
But no dice–only money I wanna see or touch is MINE!
Vee, you got payroll on Friday? Do you just do it by hand in house or do you have a company like ADP or Paychex? Cause we are PD on Fri but i have to process on Tues…
I would hate to do it all by hand..
LMAO @ the big 3-0 though!!!
i will be 30 in January and i look like im 20 and i dont feel old at all!!!LOL but my cousin called me old cuz i was listenin to Slick Rick in the car!!!
UGH!! she’s 20!
morning sxyq!!
@cutie pie, miller lite I can take but in COlumbus there is a Budweiser Factory so that’s all they drink down here and COORS was on special at the bar so they just kept buying pitchers…
@Vee okay ignore my last comment
The girl’s stomach is on point! I am not a fan of the muscles tho….and she has sexy eyes too….I luv how she be punkin them nigg@s on the reality shows….i think she be dykin’ on the sneak…..LOL
HAPPY FRIDAY YA’LL
SugarWalls…. How you?
Are you feeling better after your cat? We were just talking about pets at work. When Katrina came I forgot to get dog food. Don’t want to make the same mistake for Gustav.
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yes, and thank u for caring enough to ask! awll(smoochies) I have a kitten now! she is so damn busy! and give your cat/dog daps for me..I love animals
Thank goodness i did payroll on Wednesday!! i wasnt havin no fools come to me today at the last minute talkin bout can u do this for me today…um NOPE!
@ Ms Sugar Walls-TGIF!! Hi-Five to u-gettn u back blown out! That’s ALWAYS a good thing. But why does your gravatar make me mentally-sing EVERY time I see it? ”Gem is truly outrageous! Truly, truly truly outrageous!” Showin my age again, proudly
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Suga what happened to ur cat?
Thanks for the morning wake up call, Bossip, that ass is hitting.
@ ermy
i’m 22 and I love me some slick rick..hey young world is my jam..I love old school a lot more over this sh*t they play on the radio
MORNING CUTIE PIE!!(WAVING ARM OFF)
@SUGA
I ALWAYS SING THE GEM SONG WHEN I SEE YOUR GRAVIE TOO(walking away in old lady guilt..lmao)
@ jaxon-its cool-must be the BC powder lol. Hey-judging by your comment are you from Ohio (forgive me I’m slow to catch on this time of morning)?
I’m askn because I had a business trip there in May. We stayed right near that Budweiser plant. I know it so well cuz I got LOST like 6 times and kept passin’ it. Boy I was pissed-and ready to drink a beer my own self.
okkkkkk @ cutie…she talkin bout can we PLZ listen to lil wayne..i d k what this is?
i was like NERP!! my car, my music! like my mama used to do…LOL
@2cute,
I know…she looks so elegant in my gravie! I love Michelle. I like Barack too, but i LOVE michelle. Oh, McCain got sumthn on his hands…cause them Obama’s AINT PLAYIN!!!!
GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE!
lol @ ermy
morning ms. philly!!
Hey, I like Slick Rick! Actually, I was just listening to CeCe Peniston and Black Box (Everybody, Everbody) yesterday at work…I act like an old lady…
Are we talking about Barack??? His speech last night was so powerful and awesome! My parents kept saying how they never thought they’d see the day, but we as African American’s have overcome so much in our lifetime and we need to celebrate this and even if his not our choice of candidate be proud of what he has accomplished…WE ARE A PART OF HISTORY!!
barak had a nigga thinkin he’s the new martin last night
@ Jaxon,
Thank God…you know IJM and Ermy dont know what a BC powder is??? I’m like, WTH, i know they dont just sell that junk down south…i got a goody’s nititime and a bc in my bag right nah!
Good morning everyone
@ Man
Obama did his thing!!
@sxyq-Morning! Just read your screenname, shoutn out your red dress lol.
I was listening to Freakum Dress this morning thinking to myself “Yes indeed-shopping trip this weekend”!!
I really want to hate her, but her body IS nice.
@ Lauren,
I completely agree. This is history and we’re a part of it(so proud). My parents have been TUNED it! This is the first time i’ve seen them sooo interested in whats goin on with politics cause they usually just vote for whoever the Democratic party is. But they’re actually discussing it and debating it and supporting (buyin their Obama shirts and everything!) I’m sooo proud of them.
Yes Vee, I’m in O-H-I-O! Buckeye Football kicks off this weekend YAY!
Looking forward to my Browns really…
Columbus is easy to navigate but hard at the same time…if that makes any sense…
Monrin Ill, Man, Dana Dane!
Hey Ms.Philly , ILL, Dana, Chaka
Oh yes Everyone please say hi to Victoria…she may not be commenting but I am sure she is reading…let’s play nice with her!!
Hi Victoria
@LAUREN: Are we talking about Barack??? His speech last night was so powerful and awesome! My parents kept saying how they never thought they’d see the day, but we as African American’s have overcome so much in our lifetime and we need to celebrate this and even if his not our choice of candidate be proud of what he has accomplished…WE ARE A PART OF HISTORY!!
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Thank you L this is so true just sitting there watching it, I swear I was about to shed a tear! I don’t think people realize what really is happening with our power at this point…but you know I was scanning the channels because I knew they would be showing different sides of the Stadium do you realize there were more Whites than Blacks? supporting Obama! I mean they wer crying and everything, I mean it was alot of Blacks but the Majority was White….~~YES WE CAN~~~
@ Sugar,
“hi keesha, hi ermy erm..If I forgot anyone else, please forgive me..I got my back blown out, and I can’t remember! LOL”
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You know afta all that yesterday and didnt get NONE, not even a drop. I am still pissed…damn him for neglecting me! Ok, well i chose to go to the Saints game instead, but still! I wanted a mornin helping
@VICTORIA: Hi HUN! (HUGS)!
What up Dana?
Hey there Jaxon…
HI VICTORIA! DON’T BE A LURKER HUN, COME ON IN, WE WON’T BITE!!
Hey Jax
lol, hi ILL
Big KESH
@Sugar: I’m so glad you got your Back blown out GIRL That’s what’s up!!!!! (HUGS)!
WHAT UP MAN, SLIDE #1
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN TODAY!!
Mornin’ to all I missed b4.
@ Jaxon-#1-I was confused as hell driving in Columbus. but I will say it was the prettiest city I have seen in the States. The bluest sky, greenest grass. #2-why you startn with Victoria?? HAAA
# Kesha-don’t leave me out-I hadn’t seen BC Powder either until 4 yrs ago. I do believe its sold largely down south.
Okay-off to a meeting
Hold it down till I return…
Jaxon…
Imma KILL the Browns….
KZZME…It was in DENVER, COLORADO…So you know it was mostly white people, had they been in Philly, or Michigan, or Chicago would have been more of us, but it was nice seeing the mixed color of people just holding hands and chanting and singing, it was a beautiful thing…I can’t wait to vote!!
DANA!!!!
MORNING MOMMA
YOU IN ONTHIS PURP TODAY??
Be right back guys…my daughter has syrup everywhere!
UM…NIKKI
WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING BOUT MY FINGERS?? i PASSED TO YOU A MIN. AGO!
morning peeps!!!!!
Suga what happened to ur cat?
He was really old. He was losing his muscles, and dehydrated..I had him for 12 years! I still miss him! My new kitten is really affectionate..more than he