Thursday, August 21st, 2008
AstroWeezy
Posted by Bossip Staff
Lil Wayne covers the October issue of XXL Magazine in a space suit. He looks like that Michelin Tires dude.
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DAMMIT SXYQ
WAYNE LOOKS LIKE THE BLACK VERSION OF THE MTV MOON MAN
WHO WHO DAT SAID..
He looks like the Michelin tire dude after he lost some weight and needs that surgery to tighten his skin.
LOL@IM JUST ME
I GOT DEM’ SPIDDY GONZALEZZZZ FINGERZZZ HOLMES!!(LOL)
Also, hardbody what the f*ck happened to CAM??? I hope they have an answer and aren’t just asking questions. I will preview before I buy that shyt!
I like it, somethin diff. than the regular “rapper mean mug and iced out chain” thats lame…. But this is pretty gnarly!
@ Q
I see that. I really do. I got you on the next one.
weezy lookin lame
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He looks like a full-fledged azz. Boo.
Lil Wayne had a couple bangers on his new album but they play’d out and the rest is GARBAGE… Who This lil Gremlin think he’s foolin? Dau, you got over …Pump the brakes my nig yo skills are sub par ..Fortunately for you you have a unique voice but that’s it…Your actually MC skills are whack cuh’d..Jus take dat skrilla a be quiet for a minute..Try paying off some of that flashy ish you owe on…Heard of Charles Schwaub
love him
Goddamn, I’m getting tired of this place.
Yea Mon,,, lookin just the like the Michellin tire dude,,,, which adds to my comment made a few days ago that he’s getting a little too small for his britches,,,, but he’s doin the damn thizzle!! HEYYYY DID ANYBODY HEAR THE NEW TRACK W/HIM, JUVE & BG SUNG BY TREY SONGZ??? GET HIP!!!!!!!!! I smell a Hot Boyz reunion cookin,,,,,,
What was the point of him being in a space suit on the cover now?
Hip-hop’s in mad trouble when one of XXL’s headlines is “Joe Budden’s 15 Minute Freestyle”. Holy f*ck. I’d rather crawl bare-legged over broken glass than listen to that as*hole spout off for a 1/4 of an hour…
WEEZY F BABY GETTIN’ HIS NEGRONAUT SWAG ON HARD
@WeStKoaST,
Nice gravie!
go wayne
lololololololol….bahhhhhhh. lolololololol.
The suit to big for his little 5′5″ ass, he need the suit the monkey wore on it’s space voyage.
But thats my nigga, Stop the hate and let the little dude do his thing.
LOL @ 6 Figgaz & Furiouz Stylez
Wow!! lol@ bossip michelin tires
his space suit pants is down his knees damn
who was the genius that came up with this bright idea???
@Aunt Viv
Thank ya!
He’s so overrated…
He’s sending all these young kids off..it’s like they hypnotized my this lil nicca….I mean he’s sub par at best…certainly no Jigga, Rakim, or even Pac…
Young People will follow anything these days….
@ Da God LMAO!!
OK!!! That lil ass nicca can’t even rep the space suit right. LOL! His little ass is The Hobbit fa sho.
You damn right he is from another world, with those 3rd grade similes and metaphors. “I wear bright red like a girl toe” “I’m hot like light”
Starts saving up money so my kids don’t go to public school. lol
$100 says he peed and pooped inside the suit while he had it on. I can see him doing that.
Why doesn’t The Game take on Weezy?
Hate it or Love it, this dude is having an IMPACT on the industry in a time where seasoned vets are STRUGGLING to stay relevant and for that I give him props.
Phone Home, Weezy! lol
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lmao
that nigga looks extra corny. he is tryin so hard to be “different” and hell does is look like an idiot. alien vs predator lookin muthatfucka
Since Lil Wayne appears to be high most of the time, this suit is fitting…
n’oleans baby — we on the muthafuggin moon
I mean, really….dude is sagging his astronaut pants…
That lil nigga looks like Cartman from South Park! Haha! Haha! Haha!
There she go….
PHONE HOME!!!!!!
“That lil nigga looks like Cartman from South Park! Haha! Haha! Haha!”
lol yea.. I see it
LOL! MF wiff BOSSIP!!!
i don’t get the lil wayne thing. the dude’s music is mediocre at best. is what he does called rapping these days?
yo i would hand lil wayne a business card
saying DEEZ NUTS INCORPORATED
with a picture of my balls….CUZ HE WACK
i dont like lil wayne cuz most female wayne fans
are some hoe ass hoochies
and seeing as his fanbase is mad young…he be turnin all them hoe ass hoochies into
super duper young hoe hoochie mamas….lol@ my words
@ Philly inda 323
Don’t talk bout WAYNE!! I LOVE HIM and i’m a goddam grown ass woman, lol! But i’m biased (N.O. in the hiz-ouse)
well tell that nigga stop smoochin with the homies
and ill show him some respect
i dont care how much money you got it does not give you the right to SWAP SPIT WITH A NIGGA on stage
i cant even stunt on lil man’s swag………. weezy f baby!!!
Weezy is on another level
Fact
Let me right a rap for weezy.
I’m really wack
“Song to the tune of whitney houston” ( I beleive in you and me)
If I din’t have all this money I would be a below average dude. I really wouldnt be a self proclaimed hustler!
Because I’m real wack
The way I tounge kissed my daddy on national t.v., I would be doing that for a living for other men!
Because I’m really wack.
I imitate spoken word in all my raps and say ish that just dont make sence and market it to teenagers to people in their oarly 20’s because they are dumb enough to buy it!
Because I’m really wack
I shot my self and claim I got aim!Juve raped me like Chris stokes did Razz-B!
Because I’m really the wackest of all time next to FlO-Rida!
I guess he is taking this whole “i am a martian” thing to the next level.
damn CJ tell us how you really feel
lol
lol@ flo rida…hes a rapper?
i thought he was t-pains older uncle or somethin
with that hairline …
LOL
LMAO
*dead at the pic* He must have been high to let them take some shit like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Philly LOL
He is one Ug-ly mutha …. but I like his cd.
We are not the same I am a Martian……….
southernBella(Check me out!)
He’s so overrated…
He’s sending all these young kids off..it’s like they hypnotized my this lil nicca….I mean he’s sub par at best…certainly no Jigga, Rakim, or even Pac…
Young People will follow anything these days….
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you read my mind that is why I don’t get all the hype
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BLATANT HOMOSEXUAL-WANNA-B-PHONY ASS-GANGSTER, BY LOOKING AT HIM YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY TELL HE WAS ASS RAPED AS A CHILD AND ITS CONTINUED INTO HIS ADULTHOOD.
QUESTION!…….
if LIL WAYNE is indeed “NOT THE SAME” and is in fact
“A MARTIAN”
why is he wearing a SPACESUIT? shouldnt he be at home in his planetary climate??
and secondly….isnt mars red? is wayne now a MOON MAN?
Hate it or Love it, this dude is having an IMPACT on the industry in a time where seasoned vets are STRUGGLING to stay relevant and for that I give him props.
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That’s because the fans of the seasoned vets have grown up and matured and are no longer worried about buying the next rap CD.
All this Wayne hate…i’m leavin this post…(she sobs as she exits, thinking to herself, that’s ok Wayne, i still got MAD love for you)
lmao@ philly323 got that jay-leno chin on some go-go gadget shit LOL fuckin homo
LOL!!!
Lil Wayne needs to back up off them styrofoam cups, and whatever the hell is in them! Fa sho!!!
Thank you jesus!
Boooooooooooooooooooooo!! Wayne you’re OK.. nothing speacial at all.
I love me some Wayney, but not even he can make me give money to XXL. Did they finally get off of 50’s peter or is he on next month’s cover?
That did it!
XXL cancel my muthafuckin’ subscription! I cant beleive ya’ll jumped on this wack ass niggas bandwagon! I heard the Lil Wayne/Wack CD and the shit was garbage!
@Bird,
What part of the deep south are you from? Because no woman your age in the other parts of the U.S. like, appreciate or understand the shit this lil tree monkey lookin’ nigga puts out.
Bossip focus on real rap niggas with real talent, heres a list;
Rakim
Public Enemy
Dr Dre
Game
Eminem
Scarface
Ludacris
Outkast
Epmd
Methodman
Raekwon
Inspektah Deck
Ghostface Killah
etc.
DAMN!
I don’t understand this ad. I do admit I like some of his songs, my son LOVES him but hes a teenager what does he know.
@6am - I like your like - I would take out Game add
Tupac
Biggie
Redman
Nas
MC Lyte
Queen Latifah
Foxy Brown
Jay Z
DMX
*I like your list*
@Philly
lol@ flo rida…hes a rapper?
i thought he was t-pains older uncle or somethin
with that hairline …
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ROTFL!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!!!
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Another level alright! A f*cking n!gger jackoff!
YAWN!
weezy f. baby please say the baby, get yo paper player…
@ whitey, deep down inside you wish you were black…go hang yourself miserable loser
@Whitey,
You may not like us, but follow your mother and sister around for one week and I guarantee you a black dick is gonna appear outta nowhere between one of them!
@ buttafly
lol you all late…thats fake
old fake email circulated for gossip back in 06
you 2 years late…damn
This cover is by far the WORST XXL COVER of all-time…they need to pull this ish.
If only someone could put his monkey-azz into orbit and leave him there!
6:am whats up fam. you are too crazy about the following the mother and sister… love your way of putting things though!
Where da f**k is Cam’ron??????? he my fav rapper then he jus dissapear?
lame wack corny short hit what
he should’ve picked somethin else 2 wear
how u gonna act hard in a space suit
this dud is not playing ,,,,,he is the man,,,,,,,and he takes care of his seed’s,,ok
yo, i see one more wayne cover and i am gonna hurl. there aren’t other people in the world rapping this year? dude is really not that interesting AT ALL.
lol ppl love 2 hate wayne. lol love it. its ok. get em wayne.
to qoute the best receiver in the league
“you can hate me all you want, But i love me some me”
“I luuuuv it! #81 on a mission”
t.o.
@Tony
-don’t hate wayne, he is just so “off the wall” sometimes. He doesn’t know whether he wants to be a rapper or a rockstar. He is a successful artist I will give him that…
@ 2 cute 4 u….its good baby i know what you saying…but thats the whole point..once you become really popular then you are a rockstar..
rockstar = popular entertainer with cult following..some athletes,movie stars are considered rockstars because of their popularity.
Hey Tony
Nice Looking.
ty. u a female right?
Dats real cute wayne
No one is hating on Wayne personally, its just that this nigga cant rap, what he does rap about is stupid, ya’ll deep south mofo’s think he’s the new messiah because they dont play other rap down south. Its like your radio stations are saying eat this shit sandwich because thats all we’re gonna give you or you can starve to death!
That was a good analogy from me.
seriously, i’m in my car the other night and his song was playing…i think it was mili something, and i was about to change it but i decided to listen to it, maybe there was something to all this hype surrounding him. First of all, i couldn’t understand a word he was saying. His words just ran one into the other, after about five seconds i just couldn’t take it anymore, now i know i was right… this dude should be sent to another planet where there are no recording studios.
can somebody tell me what smh and lmao mean
bye all
@ Tony
Yes I am.
Nice lips.
@ Pretty Pretty
SMH = Shake My Head
LMAO = Laughing My Azz Off
@ kenya,
They tried to jump on that Wayne bandwagon over here, but the shit just didnt fly, we like Jay-Z, Dre, Eminem, game, nas etc.
lol
Little Wayne better hide on the moon! All those crips and Jigga fans looking to ‘talk’ to that nigga. It’s crazy how a nigga talk all that ‘I bleed like a menstrual’ shit, but don’t wanna get his rich-bodygaurd having ass out the car when some actual gangstas call him on it! Pah-hussy!
Wayne —> “I ain’t never ran from a nigga, but I damn sure ain’t ’bout to get up out the car gunnin!.”
That ‘goblin’ can stay in space, where he’s safe from the Goons!
@ im just me—- lol ty.
@ all the wayne haters.. you getting alil bit too angry @ dude that u will never see. smh. i will never hate on a nother man getting money. i would never hate on another man trying to be successful. men shouldnt get emotional, hate and show jealousy! thats a female trait. thats what seperates men from females(besides body parts)…niggas getting emotional cause dude getting his paper. what part of the game is that?
lol @ u deep south niggas. thats the problem with you up north niggas. yall filled with so much hate and annoyance when things dont go your way. well thats life. man up. right now music all over the board is not selling much. especially hiphop. so when we have an artist thats selling, respect it. just cause you niggas aint selling shit dont get mad @ a whole region. im a 80’s baby. real talk i know my hiphop, i know hiphop resides all over this world, and to me! nas i the greatest rapper ever. and to me wayne is the hottest rapper now..and to me if you hating on dude cause you dont like the way he rap, you a jealous fag dog. when i see sum n that i dont like on t.v., i change that shit.lol.i dont go on a verbal assault on seinfeld because id rather king of queens, i just change the fuk n station..that simple.
still watchin this shyt like it came out yesterday.
LMAO at Affion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWIncZHPXQ&feature=user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWIncZHPXQ
come on xxl. that cover is so wack. i get it. he’s in another world but they couldn’t have come up with a cooler cover than that.
wats so koo about lil wayne anyway???
how he doin
@ IM JUST ME
THANK U
Lil Wayne l.o.l……………………Dont get em wet and dont feed em after midnight..? Whats a Goon to a Goblin?
STOP HATING ON A NIGGA THAT IS JUST THE WEAK EMOTION LADY OF A NIGGA…………( some of yall hating ass niggas need to listen to gossip on the Carter 3)……you pussy jealous ass nigga mad cause he getting paid and you are a nobody nigga
It’s funny when people don’t accept mediocracy they get labeled as hater. lol I know good or should i say great hiphop (Jay,Nas,Cube,Scarface,Andre 3000, Common,etc) and i ain’t accepting the average shit that Lil Wayne is putting out. Maybe ya’ll like young niggas are impress by hearing “like” every 2 seconds in a song and random lyrics (if you wanna call it that).
PS he raps about shitting way too much! lol
I like him as a rapper, is he the best alive? HELL NO! Quite frankly Im tired of hearing him and tired of people swingin from his dick.
Yeah his ass is on another level. I bet KUSH, SYRUP, COKE, EXTASY and God knows what else will have your ass on another level.
@ all the wayne haters.. you getting alil bit too angry @ dude that u will never see. smh. i will never hate on a nother man getting money. i would never hate on another man trying to be successful. men shouldnt get emotional, hate and show jealousy! thats a female trait. thats what seperates men from females(besides body parts)…niggas getting emotional cause dude getting his paper. what part of the game is that?
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WHILE WE HATIN ON A DUDE YOU WILL NEVER SEE? YOU DEFENDING A DUDE YOU WILL NEVER SEE, AND? DID YOU NIGGAS FORGET THAT THIS IS AN OPEN FORUM? A PLACE TO EXPRESS YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE POSTED UP HERE.
OK YOU WILL NEVER HATE ON A MAN GETTIN MONEY. GOOD FOR YOU. BUT WE HATIN ON THIS NIGGA CAUSE HE’S WACK AS HELL, HE’S NOT REAL HIP HOP, AND ALL HE IS IS AN 2008 VERSION OF THE BLACKFACE.
niggas getting emotional cause dude getting his paper. what part of the game is that?
DAMN, YOU TEENAGERS NEED TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING AN OPINION AND BEING JEALOUS AND EMOTIONAL. WAYNE IS NOT THE ONLY NIGGA MAKIN MONEY. IT’S REAL NIGGAS LIKE JAY, DIDDY, AND 50 THAT’S GETTIN REAL “PAPER” AND IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL AS FAR AS BEING REAL BUSINESS MEN.
WHILE WAYNE GETTIN “PAPER,” NIGGA CAN’T EVEN PAY HIS BILLS
IF HE THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE NOONE IS LIVING THEN… FAKE THUG FAKE BLOOD AND A VERY LAME RAPPER.
I’ll give them props for trying to be different,but this looks really awfull.Is this the fourth time Wayne has appeared on the front of XXL in a year?
Shut the fuck up……………………..whine whine whine somebody put a titty in there mouths
Shut the fuck up pleazzzzzzzzzze……. whine whine whine somebody put a titty in there mouth or a dick l.o.l haters
i agree its wack
Will someone puhleez finish dousin his azz with the gazoline and light the damn match??? I am so sick of this ignorant botched abortions antics and wack azz lyrics! You’ve the reason SO REAL CREW LOST LAST NIGHT trying to dance to your wack azz song!
I was just thinking about him and birdman kissing on the mouth. are they really father/son or something more? just asking because i know no fater and son that kiss on the mouth.
WE COULD ONLY BE SO LUCKY AS TO STICK THIS INDIVIDUAL ON THE MOON…
AND LEAVE ‘EM THERE!!!!!!!
THIS FAG HID FROM SPIDER LOC AND 40 GLOCC.BABY HELD HIM TIGHT AND KISSED HIM TO COMFORT HIM.