Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
Quote of the Day
Posted by Bossip Staff
Diddy says he would win the gold medal at sexin broads:
If Diddy were in the Olympics, what sport would he win a gold medal in? “Who could have sex the longest,” he tells New York magazine. “I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest.” He adds, “Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.” Who would he compete against? He tells the magazine: “Whoever’s up for the challenge.”
This cat is certainly feelin himself waaaay too much. SMH.
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first! go diddy!
He probably has a “Pencil D*ck
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IVE GOT A FRIEND WHO SAYS SHE ACTUALLY MET HIM, AND SCREWED HIM. SURPRISINGLY, SHE SAID HE WAS A BEAST IN BED. I PERSONALLY COULDNT SEE GETTING PAST THE FACT THAT HE IS UTTERLY ANNOYING, BUT HEY, TO EACH IS OWN.
ILLL…WOW WANTS HIS CRAB INVESTED, DESTROY A CAREER, TAKE IT IN THE AZZ, UGLY FACE HAVING AZZ…WHO NO ONE!!
Id settle for bronze if Puff is Gold…
OF COURSE HE CAN STAY UP THE LONGEST…WHEN HE IS ON THAT E AND LORITAB YOU CAN F*CKING TIL THE EARTH STOP.
he is such a scorpio always got sex on the mind
diddy wrong 4 feeling himself that much. but diddy have enough cake 2 say wtf he wants….
He should go on a diet. Has anyone seen him lately? He’s gained more than a few pounds.
His Gay butt!! ughhhhh!! sexin the most men!!!
COCAINES A HELLUVA DRUG..
@ cutie pie
scorpios make the world go round
please leave scorpios out of this.
<<<<<<<<,november 2nd…
I mean copper….
(shivers) Ugh! He is so sickening. Way too conceited - and it’s not cute Diddy. Now way, no how. Sat ur a$$ down someplace - please. (Loud sigh)
When his kids grow up and “adopt” his MAN WHORE ways he will humble his ass down. Just to think that his daughters will pattern their future men after the likes of DIDDY!! Keep poppin those pills and living deep in the worldly was of lust,greed,etc. You will pay the PIPER!!!!!!!
Another classic case of “NEGRO PLEASE”…didn’t Superhead put this man on blast years ago??? We all know the deal Diddy the jig is up…
Diddy is a condesending idiot.. who loves attention..
hell I go wood all the time…but in this case wood is good@@…no NU NU you did not SHUT it down…eva!!!!
did puffy forget to mention he was talking about dudes?…not girls
@ cyndi
4 a gay nan he sure fuxed wit alot of sexy females..he had all the hottest r+b chix, actresses, im not even gonna name names, thats gonna take all day.
Mr. Pro….
“Dolla dolla bills yall” quote from Montell Jordan on “This is how we do it” song…teehehehehehe
Why are colored folks always talking about sex, clothes and money? DAMN
Oh…wood is good…
BOOOOOOOOOO
HE LOOKS LIKES HIS WHOLE FACE SMELLS LIKE AZZ!
SURELY HE’S MOM DIDN’T VOLUNTARILY BIRTH HIM. HE HAS TO BE A CHILD OF A LAST TRIMISTER FORCED ABORTION.NO NORMAL NOURISHED MINDED HUMAN WOULD BE A SELF CONSUMED AS HIM.HE COULD DO ALOT MORE WITH THEM GIANT TEETH AND TONGUE THAN TALK STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT.
I’d have Diddy weeping! I bet he couldn’t hang!
Another classic case of “NEGRO PLEASE”…didn’t Superhead put this man on blast years ago??? We all know the deal Diddy the jig is up…
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EXACTLY…When you start talking about shyt too much! We know the deal. Was Puff the one that made Tigger bleed outta his azz??
WHAT UP WYZEPRO!!
Please!
http://www.TheCeelist.com
naomi campbell said he sucked as a lover.
all this talk about sex gone make me call my friend with the big dick and bombing head game
I’m Just me….you da biz!!
Sounds like another sad attempt to reinforce that which is the farthest from the true. It is okay to be a minute man nowadays Diddy. Just make every second count
Sounds like someone is trying to convince the rest..just because it’s said, doesn’t make it so..
naomi campbell said he sucked as a lover.
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Of course because Naomi was the wrong sex!
@tony
yea yea yea tony…you most likely thinking about sex right about now, I know all about yall
“Why are colored folks always talking about sex, clothes and money? DAMN”
Isn’t it a goddamn shame?!?!
GROSS! Who would want to have sex with a man with Dolphin teeth, a slim head, and a reputation for sexin’ all the time?
Puffy would win the steeple chase, horse face nigga!
From Perezhilton.com
“This must be a big blow for Diddy’s ego!
According to the Nielsen ratings, his new VH1 show, I Want To Work For Diddy, averaged just 1.4 million viewers this week, its debut.
Unfortunately for him, he lost the ratings race to Flavor Flav’s two-time reject, Tiffany Pollard aka New York.
She kicked Diddy’s ass.
We LOVE it.
Rating’s for New York’s latest “reality” show, New York Goes To Hollywood, brought in over 1.7 million views on VH1.
Diddy just got his ass whooped by a Z-lister!
And they hyped the shit out of his show as well, with commercials and promos everywhere.
Guess people still love watching trainwrecks.”
EVEN NEW YORK’S WHINEY OVER INDULGED TIRED ASS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS FUCKING SELF CENTERED UGLY ASS APE BASTARD!!!
Dolphin teeth…..
That make mucus come to the tip of my nose!!!
@ Puffy
DAXN YOU LOST TO A GIRL!! THE SEX YOU DESPISE THE MOST!!
heyyyyy doesn’t diddy look like that talking turd from South Park..what was his name?….
*blowing nose*
WHAT A GREAT EXMPLE FOR A FATHER TO A MALE CHILD. TEACH YOUR SONS TO BE MALE WHORES JUST LIKE YOU. HAVE DIFFERENT BABIES AND COMMIT TO NO ONE.
LIKE I HAVE SAID ON SO MANY POST, PUFFY NEEDS TO FIX HIS TEETH,PULL THEM BACK WITH SOME BRACES AND STRAIGHTEN THEM. I DON’T SEE HOW CASSIE KISSES HIM.
Flipper Combs!!!
@ WyzePro: hell yeah! lol. MR HANKY face lookin azz! lol
@Nikki
I mean, lets be honest here, it looks like he has a million teeth in his mouth. I’m sure he’s got a penee the width of this sharpie I’m using at my desk. You couldn’t PAY me to sex this dude up because 1, I’m not a prostitute, but 2, I’d probably catch something…
NU NU…what makes you think I wanna daydream about your perkies all day..uh…change that gravie…NOT!!!
you dumb….you know who…
With his slim arse head…I’m really upset and I hope anyone with good sense would stay away from this guy unless he’s handing out money.
damn smdh..you have got to be the most angriest commentator on here…someone’s backed up
Re…
Not the slim ass sharpie….
Mr….
WTH are you talking about? Perkies?
Dude lookin’ like he should swim in a tank and play with kids at Seaworld…
@SMDH
COSIGN 1000%
I can’t stand P. Doody!! I wish he’d just go fucking away!! Trade places with Bernie Mac!
Re….
You are FUMIHN’ @ Flipper Combs
@ WYZE
MR. HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO
STEFANY….
That was kinda harsh…right?
dumb post
IJM….
What was that picture? Did you send me sumtin…in a Lobby? CONFUSED NU
Sounds like another sad attempt to reinforce that which is the farthest from the truth. It is okay to be a minute man nowadays Diddy. Just make every second count
NU NU…all i’m sayin is strawberry milk is good….
Personally long sex is annoying. I only like those 1 per year…
…on my anniversary.
in fact..that’s what I’m callin you from now on….red…strawberry milk….
UM..NU What you talking about? What picture?
Diddy please sugar STFP like yesterday
right….that’s who puffy looks like….i mean puffie
funny how a couple of vowels can change the whole steez…puffie is gay
oh please men who brag about their sex life DISAPPOINT in the bedroom..i don’t believe you Pop-a-Diddy-Pop-Pop
Mr….
WTF??? Red? Wha?
Re…
I concur….I like two 45minute joints…half hour apart…
IJM…
I got a pic in my phone with a 716 code….
He must know some bad chicks, aint many that can keep it wet all night long, especially after working all day and have to work the next day. And forget that Scorpio talk, No one does it like The Bull!
typical diddy…
lol@Bree….so you sayin he should change his name to Quickie Combs?…..lol…..
KD305…
I FEEL YOU MAY 8TH….they always say we freaks….
a bunch of quickies dont make you a stud….nor does an eight hour session ( talk about raw!!)…beatin it up right…bout twice…45 min each time with cuddles and breaks in between ..and makin her toes curl every time…..thass whassup…..ladies agree?
I was referrin to the redboneded ness….neh mind…
I have no doubt that it takes him quite a while to complete a sexual act with a woman… Now how fast does he cum with a man? That is the question.
all I’m sayin is dude need to quit wearin them huggy bear ass suits…..
Puff….
Where is your chin at?
45 minutes is perfect. I like a small break in between, not much talking, but a little is necessary.
45 min…na…fuck all that…..I give a chick at max a good 15-20 min scrubbing…if she’s an ugly chick….I try not to give her longer than 10 min….if she don’t like it…oh well…I got the pussy anyway….I wouldn’t give a fuck what she said about me…
ANOTHER REASON NOT TO LIKE THIS INDIVIDUAL
Um…no, Diddy wins the gold in INFECTING broads. SMH.
Bossip please refile under “Ho Sit Down”. Thank you.
real talk….after 15 minutes of REALNESS….SHE better be good because i’m sweating like a mu’fukka and tired as hell by then.
But those 15 minute sessions at lunch (with my husband) are also great.
@i’m just me
what you know bout them loritabs? ooohh weeee
anyway although i love diddy, can someone please tell him that long sex does not equate to good sex!
lol Mr Flo….man them big backs do give you a work out….holdin some fat thighs up for longer than a half hour is work..hell after 10 min it’s work..
he reminds me of the kid i used to beat up in grade school.. too much bravado …
Yuck @ the fatties….
Alright, since we’re talking about this, choose which you’d rather have:
Short, rabid-dog quickies,
or
Long, snail-paced sex?
but it’s good work
With his bottle-nosed dolphin teeth…
i’d rather have intense orgsmz!!!…dont care what time it takes to get to them….
wow
his dick should fall off at any given minute..Because He not only sex broads, but willing men too!
I guess he had to up cassie..For stating that her nipples was pierced! Damn shame
you gotta think…..i’m eating…then she sucking….then we fuckin….switching positions….that can be a ROUGH 15 mins
Hey Sugarwalls
Re…
Okay is his penis big? And is he fat?
And am I sober?
he must be doing something right the way he gets the girls and keep em on lock.
A SHORT 15…..
Nu Nu…prolly not
Nikki….you gotta throw in the LIQUOR DICK syndrome too. Get me some Henn and it’ll be a LOOOOOOOOONG night
@Nikki
To your choosing…my hubby says those rabid ones are his favorites…
nah…that Gin will turn u into a construction worker…hammer jack …break her back
aaight fam..bbl
@Wyze,
“i’d rather have intense orgsmz!!!…dont care what time it takes to get to them….”
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Co-sign 1000%
bunch of quickies dont make you a stud….nor does an eight hour session ( talk about raw!!)…beatin it up right…bout twice…45 min each time with cuddles and breaks in between ..and makin her toes curl every time…..thass whassup…..ladies agree?
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LOL@WYZEPRO
You got me tingling a lil! I will take a man that can love me unconditionally and make love to me just the way WE like and have a good night sleep.
THAT MAN BY THE WAY IS MY HUSBAND!
I will go with….wait for it….
The median…long hard strokes with a twist when its in all the way…hey you said my choice….oh and drunk please…so I wont be ashamed of my actions the next cause I wont remember!!
LOL @ Nikki…
…one of my favs are from the back…oh God…I’m a whore (((crying into my hands and running away)))
So are you ladies Spitters or what?
Re….
Im such a whore…its not funny
<<<see!!! LOL!!!!
Spitter?
BOSSIP QUICKLY GOT RID OF THAT MIMI THREAD LMAOOOOO
Dis-gust-ing. That’s what the old folks used to call too much flesh, flesh on parade, go pray/lay on the altar time w/some oil.
IJm…
I was just bout to ask about that!! LOL!!!
sigh) yep, i bought Karinne Stepphans book. Sure did. 15 minutes is what she gave you Diddy. 15 ! lmao ! now she did not specify whether or not that included 4-play…so we me actually be looking at 10 minutes puff puff. On top of that she mentioned that you took her and Exzibit(the rapper) to a gay club..after one of your parties. I’ve been wondering about you every since. So looks like we need to poll men and women on this olympic challenge. ok,.. ok…just saying.
@Mr. Florida
…not too much spitting (if it’s what I think you’re talking about)…just enough to get the feeling right…
ROTFL@Bossip for that L with the Mi-Mi post!!!
a bunch of quickies dont make you a stud….nor does an eight hour session ( talk about raw!!)…beatin it up right…bout twice…45 min each time with cuddles and breaks in between ..and makin her toes curl every time…..thass whassup…..ladies agree?
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I AGREE
We all know Puffy is talking about using and endless supply of lotion with his hand or possibly a blow up doll.
so we me actually be looking at 10 minutes puff puff.
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FLATLINED!
I can agree with the ’spitting’ thing…I wouldnt want dude to get addicted and NEED it…ya dig?
@CAPS: i can dig that.
@Nikki: naw…you’re not a spitter…i already know! lol
@Bossip: how da hell ya putting up sh!t…finding out its old..then gon take it down? lol
depending on my mood i can go for a quickie or a long drawn out session..and i’m only swallowing for my hubby
45 min…na…fuck all that…..I give a chick at max a good 15-20 min scrubbing…if she’s an ugly chick….I try not to give her longer than 10 min….if she don’t like it…oh well…I got the pussy anyway….I wouldn’t give a fuck what she said about me…
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DEAD Y’all Killing me…
HE SAID SCRUBBING…STOP IT!
I already have hubby addicted…too much spitting and he might harrass me all day…I’m already over-sexed…
Bree…see..way to be a trooper….that’s whassup
How you know? Tru…but how did you know?
the hell with spittin…I want a squirter!!!…gone skeet skeet!!
actually there is a tried and tru technique to get the proper squirt err time…..
Short, rabid-dog quickies
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MY PREFERENCE…THAT LONG DRAWN OUT SHYT MAKES ME SLEEPY!
yeah……squirters go hard…AKA…BUST IT BABIES AKA AQUAFINA! lol
yall ladies got me catching wood…..gimme 5. BRB
on my honeymoon I’m going to hawaii… iwannalickalayhee!!!
lmao @ Wyzepro
i love my hubby..anything he wants that isn’t disrespectful to me or our relationship- he can have it
Get me some Henn and it’ll be a LOOOOOOOOONG night
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MY HUSBAND RIGHT THERE…IT IS LIKE DAXN BABY..THE BABY IS UP NOW!
@IJM
Me too…long sex is too much for me. Just on special days, like anniversaries.
actually there is a tried and tru technique to get the proper squirt err time…..
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the lady skeets come from these glands called skene glands chicks got..some chicks got more active ones than others…..I never beleieved in that squirting shit you see on nasty man flicks until I had a chick that could do that shit….she’d squirt every now and again…but when she came and I pulled my meat out….the chick would drain skeets all over the bed….shit was the real deal…
Bree…..I agree..it’s not what you do..it’s what you’re willing to do
MY NICK NAME IS WET WET, CAUSE ERR TIME WE FINISHED I MESSED UP ON THE BED SET!
@NU I AM WITH YOU WITH THE DRINKS! I PREFER BUDWEISER IN A CAN! MY HUSBAND CATCH ALL HELL WHEN WE LAY DOWN! THERE IS A WET SPOT IN THE BED BUT ITS NOT FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!
Num1Dom…..exactly….dude…on the right day thats the biggest turn on…on the wrong day it’s like damn…I was going to wear that nike velour TrackSuit and you messed it all up!!
Yall soooo NASTY
@ Re
@IJM
Me too…long sex is too much for me. Just on special days, like anniversaries
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For real! It is like I have to get up for work in the morning. Save that ish for a Friday or something. Trying to go long on a Sunday nite…and don’t let Ganga be in effect
NU NU..aooooo why haven’t you click on the next thread yet?…
if your shit is GOOD it shouldnt take that long, it’s that bap shit that take long as hell and have you mad as fuck!! Good pussy will make a nigga throw up in 10 mins or less flat!!!!
puffeeee
***self praise is no recommendation ***
yall are some hussies! lol