Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

Nia Long, Diddy, and Gabrielle Union Run From Bullets in ATL

Posted by Bossip Staff

Who Shot Ya?

A grip of celebs ran for cover after someone got dumped on at club Dreamz in ATL last night:

ATLANTA — What started out as a fun Friday night quickly turned into a frightening experience for patrons of an Atlanta nightclub early Saturday morning.

DeKalb County police said gunfire erupted at a celeb-filled party held at Club Dreams at 3595 Clairmont Road around 3 a.m. The party, which kicked off the third annual So So Def Summerfest weekend, was hosted by Atlanta-based music mogul Jermaine Dupri.

Invited guests for the star-studded weekend include R&B singer Usher, actress Sanaa Lathan, actress Regina King, actress Nia Long, actor Larenz Tate & actress Gabrielle Union, and many more celebrities according to the event’s website. Authorities told WSB-TV one person was struck by a bullet. Authorities said the injury is not life-threatening.

The victim’s identity has not yet been released.

“The shooting was an isolated incident,” said a representative for So So Def Summerfest Weekend

SMH.

Diddy, Sanaa Lathan, Nia Long, Gabrielle UnionGet Out The Way, Diddy Gets Escorted By Security while Usher Stands Around, Lorenz Tate and Nelly in ATL

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Comments(156) on “Nia Long, Diddy, and Gabrielle Union Run From Bullets in ATL”

  1. gravatar j.ust r.ight
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    #1 (also first post)

  2. gravatar 2cute4u
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    thats a damn shame when you can’t go to the club and not get shot at!

    Sanna looks prettiest out of that whole group…Diddy is still a whore!

  3. gravatar j.ust r.ight
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    this chick Gabrielle Union is everydamn where, who is her publicist?

  4. gravatar I Kissed A Whore & I Liked IT
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    August 02, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that a horrible brawl broke out in the Turks & Caicos between ANTM hopeful Bianca and Hairspray actress Nikk Bronsky. Here’s how TMZ is reporting it:

    Cops tell us the two got into an “altercation” in the departure lounge at the Providenciales airport in the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean — and by altercation, we hear it was an all-out family brawl!

    A spy at the airport that day tells us the fight was over saving seats in the lounge — Nikki was saving five seats for her fam, and Bianca’s family wanted to sit. That’s when we’re told the huge fight erupted — with the entire families on both sides throwing down, yelling and cursing…

    Both divas have been charged with assault — Blonsky with two counts! But get this — Nikki’s father Carl was also charged with inflicting bodily harm, for his alleged beatdown of Eleine Golden, Bianca’s mom. Nikki’s arrest was first reported by Us.

    Both Nikki and Bianca have been released on bail, but Carl’s gotta cool his heels in jail until August 8th. All parties will have to book a trip back to the islands this fall to appear in court.

    And it gets worse. According to sources, MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Bianca’s mom was so devastatingly beaten that she had to be airlifted to a hospital in the United States and is VERY SERIOUS condition. Hopefully she pulls through….

    Dammmmmn! Did y’all hear about this ish?

  5. gravatar ATL
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    I love Atlanta, it’s my city and all, but folks still don’t know how to act sometimes…

  6. gravatar Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
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    Ignorant ni@@as ALWAYS have to ruin a good party… SMDH

    Be making the “Grown and Sexy” Crowd not wanna go out…

  7. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    See what happens when too many n!ggers are allowed to congregate in one place and when add liquor in the mix, its a disaster waiting to happen. You n!ggers are the only group where it doesnt matter what inner economical class it is, will still act like a bunch of unruly monkeys. I would expet this sort of carrying on with lower class people of any race, but you n!ggers across the board always bucks the odds.

  8. gravatar bree
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    ok soo why are we still hitting up the club when the crowd is HALF OUR AGE?

    Nia Long looks faded!

  9. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    well well well, somebody is at the bossip office a lil late i see!!!

    shut up with the n!gger talk, its saturday give it a rest.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lorenz tate mmmmmmmmm

    naw i didnt know about the brawl ( kisses)
    but i’d be trying to something to keep myself relavent if i were those two, just dont know if it would be getting my pops to beat somebodys mama down tho

  10. gravatar bree
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    is that Larry Hughes in the red hat in the 4th thumbnail?

  11. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    @ slide lol
    id rather the grown folks clubs anyway
    i cant stand a young greasy ass boy grabbing my arm (and other unmentionable parts) when all a sistah wanna do is dance…

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    This is not news. Nobody (besides family & love ones) cares if All these guys get shot. They don’t want or need or sympathy.

    Let us educate ourselves.

    Click my name for a video link hosted on myspace. Thats News not this crap.

    Bossip are Agents just like BET

    Peace

  13. gravatar Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
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    Damn the ni@@a bust his gun INSIDE the club with all those celebrities in it…

    That’s why you GOTTA have & enforce a strict dress code to keep the rift raft ni@@as & knuckleheads out…

  14. (Check me out!)

    I saw on another blog that Usher…just stood there.

    LMAO…maybe he was drunk.

  15. (Check me out!)

    This isn’t news people.

    No one should care if they all died. They are nothing but distractions.

    Click my name for a vid link hosted on myspace. Thats News not this crap

  16. gravatar Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
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    i cant stand a young greasy ass boy grabbing my arm (and other unmentionable parts) when all a sistah wanna do is dance…
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    @Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me

    So I take it, you don’t like it when a dude just comes up from behind you and starts grinding on you?

    What’s the corniest or worst pick up line you heard in the club?

  17. gravatar Tracey
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    This is what happens when P diddy is around.

  18. gravatar Hannibal
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    DAMN, IF THEY WOULD HAVE SHOT NIA LONG AND GABRIELLE UNION, WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO SEE THERE HORRIBLE MOVIES ANYMORE!

  19. gravatar onmyown
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    Which one is Larenz Tate? I don’t recognize him in the pics?

  20. gravatar onmyown
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    Diddy can see a stranger with a camera phone, he’ll wait around til they select the camera option and run and jump in the pic.

  21. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    @ slide
    naw i dont mind a good grinding here and there, but when u with ya girls and you get yanked and bumped outta nowhere, that what i dont like.

    and the worst line i ever heard…..
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
    well there was this one time this dude had on this bright ass neon coogi number (hat and shoes and all)
    i couldnt hear his pick up line cause his outfit was screaming at me.. does that count?? lol

  22. (Check me out!)

    Diddy’s bodyguard looks like Suge Knight! :shock:

  23. gravatar onmyown
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    Damn Gabrielle, she’s all on my TV too. I bet she’s got many frequent flyer points.

  24. gravatar Chanel_iam
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    Why wasn’t Bow Wow ass in bed?

  25. gravatar AMBER
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    Sheesh can’t we all just get along!!! That’s the problem with going out, 99% are there to have fun. Then you have the 1% who get dressed super fly, wash the car, get some money from his baby mama for drinks and shoot the club up! SMDH

  26. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    @ chanel
    he look like he was headed there.. smh at wearing p.j to the club.

  27. gravatar Chanel_iam
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    No Mandah he looks like he came there from bed with his ashy ass face…

  28. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Why don’t some of you responsible God fearing
    n!ggers start policing some of these unruly
    n!ggers and you wont have these problems. We
    whites are tired of coming in to cull the herd
    and risk the chance of being called racist when
    we have to put some of you down like rabid animals.

  29. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    lol! and i hope thats a logo at the bottom right corner of his shirt and not a hole! po baby, shame.

  30. gravatar Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
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    @Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me

    So how should a guy approach a beautiful young lady such as yourself, *so the fellas on Bossip know - just in case they run into you in the club? I want them to get it right before they get their feelings hurt…

    Would one of the following approaches be alright:
    - Just grab you by the arm
    - Go “Pssst Pssst”
    - Say “Hey Shawty come here!!!”

  31. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    I though the only way to approach a n!gger woman is to walk up to her and ask yo bitch, you wanna go get a room and f*ck?

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    lol

  33. (Check me out!)

    *Was not laughing at the racist bastard*

  34. gravatar candycurlswirl
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    WHY WAS I THINKING THE SAMETHING ABOUT BOW!

  35. gravatar candycurlswirl
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    I LIVE ONE BLOCK FROM THAT SPOT AND I STARTED TO GO… GLAD I DIDNT

  36. gravatar Somer
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    Is anyone surprise by this? We are the only race of people that can’t have a party without some shit popping off. You don’t here shit like this about Tommy Lee parties. All I know is that last night JD & his rich friends had the same type of ignorant problems that broke ass niggas in the hood have………..ducking from bullets. The main problem was the party was open to the public. That is why the real stars that is about their business was not there. You can’t have a party with celebs and pookie in the same club.

  37. (Check me out!)

    This isn’t news people.

    No one should care if they all died. They are nothing but distractions.

    Click my name for a vid link hosted on myspace. Thats News not this crap

  38. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Another thing. Why is it that you n!gger women tends to name yourselves after beauty and car products? Is that yall way of trying to convey sidityness? Well it aint working, it just makes yall look like yall putting on airs. Its no shame in hiding the fact that yall real names be Shaneequa or Monifa.

  39. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Somer

    Stop copying my comments. I said the same thing. Just like you n!ggers always stealing and claiming it as your own.

  40. gravatar Somer
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    Capt. Redneck is a trip but on da real, I witness that with my own eyes. I was in a ghetto mall in Atl and this boy with cornrolls & pants sagging walked to a girl and said…………..

    “LET A NIGGA HIT DAT”……she just giggled like it was cute. If that was my daughter I would have bet the black off her for thinking something was funny.

  41. gravatar AMBER
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    By the way Bossip stole this article from Mediatakeout….booooooooo!

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    FYI Redneck Chanel is my government name, STFU.

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    Not all black women are the same (duh!)…at a party a white girl was being dry humpped by some black men (about 4 men) at the party while dancing… It was like they were having sex except their clothes was on.

  44. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Chanel_iam

    Bully for you. I’m sure the cheese in your icebox is government issued too, it don’t mean you should be proud of it.

  45. gravatar AMBER
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    jjj

    I’ll top that I saw 2 white chicks at a club grinding a rubbing all on each other. Pulling up their shirts and then one was on her knees with her face in the other chick’s p*ssy! Yuck!

  46. gravatar so much to say
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    Captain Redneck works for Bossip. It’s a slow day.

  47. (Check me out!)

    Go fuck a dog or jump out of a plane with no parachute, you know your usual schedule? I’m not that bored to go back & forth with you.

  48. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Not all black women are the same (duh!)…at a party a white girl was being dry humpped by some black men (about 4 men) at the party while dancing… It was like they were having sex except their clothes was on.

    Well at least she kept on clothes on. A n!gger woman would’ve took her clothes off, had sex with all four of em and then go on Maury and make em take a dna test to find out who the bastarddaddy is.

  49. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    amber

    like you never had your pussy licked before. I bet you had your whore moments too.

  50. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    captain, ho sit down

    @slide
    well mr. Mandah? might not be too happy with anyof that going down ( hence me going ou and dancing with home girls) lol, but a nice dressed individual who didnt swim in a river of cologne with genuine coversation would be the one id want to danc with. someone who can respect me and my decision to say no

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    @ Amber

    Yes! You really did top me… white chicks can be very freaky too…I heard that they were the first ones who started to “swallow” ;-) after a blow job, then the other women started…ewwwwww disgusting!

  52. gravatar thatgirl
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    Whoever said that the real celebrs were not there is sooo right. In the first thumb it doesnt even look like Nia, Gabby etc are in a VIP area. Ugh, I couldn’t do it.

  53. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah

    Just like a n!gger woman. Goin to the club while married. Why would a married women feel the need to go a club to dance when she can easily stay home and dance without gaining the unwanted attention from strange n!ggers? Sounds like a typical black whore looking to commit a little adultery to me.

  54. gravatar LMAO !
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    jjj
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    I saw on another blog that Usher…just stood there.

    LMAO…maybe he was drunk.
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    Maybe he was hoping to get shot. So he could avoid the humiliation and embarrassment of getting a divorce after talking so much shit.

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    @ Amber

    I have seen white girls on MTV in that freak show you described… I think it was on the reality tv show The Real World. They even had their tongues out and touching each other, girl on girl!

  56. gravatar thatgirl
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    In their approach alot of men can be Very disrespectful, but I chalk it up to how other women respond to their come ons. I met this guy the other day exchanged numbers and within about a day he was sending me messages to “cum over”. Lol cheeky bastard.

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    @ LMAO

    Maybe he was hoping to get shot. So he could avoid the humiliation and embarrassment of getting a divorce after talking so much shit.
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    LMAO!!!! :lol: It is funny but could also be true.

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    Too bad that shit went down I live in ATL and I mean too bad for the good people having a good time but not for Diddy or should I say Shitty why couldn’t he got hit in the mouth so we would not EVER hear him speak again! TAKE THAT TAKE THAT

  59. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    Captain Redneck works for Bossip. It’s a slow day.

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    cosign

    @captain just write another story instead of tryna start drama. i never said i was married for one and i’ve never commited adultery ( you have to be married in order for it to be considered adultery) two, while im glad you woke up this morning and just couldnt wait to converse with african americans, i think maybe you should get off the computer cause you know damn well you have to go to the local gas station to pick up some cupcakes for the klan meeting that you arent even allowed to attend. with that i will not be responding to anymore of you foolishness. good night. neeext

  60. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me(Check me out!)

    captain, ho sit down

    @slide
    well mr. Mandah? might not be too happy with anyof that going down ( hence me going ou and dancing with home girls) lol,

    Who’s mr. Mandah? Your father?

  61. gravatar I'm Just Me (Bucky Baby's, Josh Allen's, Hoovy Baby's #1 Stan oh....and Kanye can so GET IT!!!)
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    WHAT UP SLIDE, MANDAH, BREE

    So sad that folk cannot go out and enjoy a good time.

    Glad the person who was shot will be okay.

  62. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah

    Its one thing to be a lying black whore, but to be a stupid lying black whore is pure comedy. I feel bad for your husband knowing that he made the mistake of falling in love with a black whore.

  63. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    hey just me!!!
    where u been at!
    lota bull on this thread
    we can acredit that to one idiot tho

  64. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah

    Here’s an open letter to your poor husband

    YOUR WIFE, MY BITCH

    YOUR LOVE, MY TRICK

    HER MOUTH, MY DICK

    WE F*CKED, THAT’S IT!

    Poor bastard.

  65. gravatar MYA
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    I SEE LISA RAYE DESPERATE ASS IN THEIR STILL CAHSING ATHELETES . OH SCUM BUCKET BITCH!!!!

  66. gravatar South Rap Runnin Shit
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    Lol i guess this is what you black people call keepin it real..

    Jay-Z and 50cent win again

  67. (Check me out!)

    someone said it was just a speaker that blew,

    please visit my site http://www.money-n-la-mail.com

  68. gravatar South Rap Runnin Shit
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    Someone said “Grown and Sexy”…All I see is a bunch of 40 year old men in t-shirts…Real Grown..Oh not to mention the plastic cups lol

    And why is Usher still dressed in the clothes from the video??

  69. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    ehh, this thread is played out already…

  70. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah

    Just like your marriage, it would appear, slut.

  71. gravatar Corree
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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think when you reach a cetain age, you don’t even need to be all up in the clubs. I’d feel so out of place in a club with a bunch of 20 something’s.

  72. (Check me out!)

    where is my sxyq lady at, somebody done ran her off here i see talking about she need a bra, come back girl.

  73. gravatar I'm Just Me (Bucky Baby's, Josh Allen's, Hoovy Baby's #1 Stan oh....and Kanye can so GET IT!!!)
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    YES THIS THREAD IS PLAYED. A LOT OF THOSE FOLKS LOOK LIKE THEY JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED AND SHOWED UP!!! GLAD NO ONE IS HURT BUT BOSSIP THERE IS OTHER NEWS. GET ON THE OBAMA STORY!!

  74. gravatar I'm Just Me (Bucky Baby's, Josh Allen's, Hoovy Baby's #1 Stan oh....and Kanye can so GET IT!!!)
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    @ Anonymous

    WHO SAID THAT AND WHEN ABOUT SXYQ

  75. gravatar Plies is that Nigga Shawty
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    My shawty Beautifully Human aka sxyq is at the beach this weekand shawty. She be back up in this muthafucka next week though my nigga

  76. gravatar Mandah? diggin on u, digging on me
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    aight bossip folks, i’ll see yall on monday, im clocking out ;)

  77. gravatar Dior
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    people don’t know how to act….damn shame

  78. gravatar I'm Just Me (Bucky Baby's, Josh Allen's, Hoovy Baby's #1 Stan oh....and Kanye can so GET IT!!!)
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    Bye Mandah

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    Oh well, no one’s exempt !

  80. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Mandah

    I hope you fall back in love with your husband whore.

  81. gravatar Plies is that Nigga Shawty
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    What state is you in Capt. Redneck because I wants to bring a squad of my goons to your tralier court my nigga and shows you how real niggas hold it down shawty

  82. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Plies

    Sniff, sniff, I smell mexican on you boy. Why you talking like a n!gger?

  83. gravatar South Rap Runnin Shit
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    Plies is a bitch ass chump studyin nursing…Faggot impostor from V.A.. lame ass nigga

  84. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Plies

    But then again, if i was a leaf blower, i’d pretend to be somebody else too. Carry on, wannabe.

  85. gravatar Plies is that Nigga Shawty
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    I will do as I does all day everyday bitch nigga. Since you know where I stay I would be more than happy to give you directions to find me. You is a lame shawty cuz you obviously sit up at nite reading my conversation with Beautifully Human. Dont hate nigga cuz she dont pay you know mind

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    all of those celebs need to grow up at start acting their damn age. why are a bunch of people in their mid 30s to early 40s still out clubin like they are 20 somethings, leave that kindergarten shit to the kids. you wants to be the old bitch in the club.

  87. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Plies

    What you hiding from boy? What compels you hide from your education by typing in that n!gger hip hop patois? Is this your way of empathizing with the ghetto indigenous? It seems that the counselor needs counseling himself, eh?

  88. gravatar Plies is that Nigga Shawty
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    You win redneck. Hold it down while I go out to enjoy the weather. I think you must have missed my joke for why I use this name, but whatever. For those

  89. gravatar Dominique=[♥]
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    I also see Lisa Raye and her sis the Brat was there too.
    That’s unfortunate that happened…

    BUT……CAN SOMeonE TELL ME WHY USHER IS STANDING THERE LIKE THAT????(SECOND TO LAST PIC)lmao
    [♥]

    Oh btw Shoutouts to Larenz Tate!:)

  90. gravatar Capt. Redneck
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    Plies

    Oh, I didn’t miss the joke. Your explanation was just a ploy to impress upon your cybercrush, your deluded talent for irony. What I find interesting and entertaining, is your obvious inability to turn it off when its not necessary.

  91. (Check me out!)

    how sad ,,,same ole, same ole, can not expected
    nothing less,,,,,,,,

  92. (Check me out!)

    WHHHHHHHAT? maybe Gabby will stay in the house next time and MAYBE diddy can stop being a over the top drama bitch, I do agree..Sanaa look Beautiful!

  93. (Check me out!)

    danm….in Diddy’s pic, that big guy looks like Rick Ross….maybe he decided to go back to being a correction officer…LMAO

  94. gravatar Virgo911
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    TMZ is reporting that a fight broke out after people were angered by the cost of VIP access. During the removal of a mob of rowdy patrons, someone fired a shot and the bullet hit a dude from security in the arm…..

  95. gravatar Dominique=[♥]
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    @ Virgo911

    OOOOKay! Now I understand why Usher was standing up there….HE WAS TRYING TO SEE THE FIGHT!…..lol

  96. gravatar John
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    HEY, I GOT THIS NEWS ON THAT OTHER SITE!! NOTHING SERIOUS HERE, PEOPLE WAS TAKING PICTURES ON THEIR CELL AND WHATNOT. JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND SOMEBODY GOT THUGGERY!!!

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    Ah Lawd! “Every time black people want to have a good time, ignorant ass niggas fuck it up. Can’t do nothing without niggas fucking it up.”

  98. gravatar Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥
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    HERE”S SOME FUNNY RANDOM ISH FROM A BLOGGER NAME *RIPPA*-(since bossip has only one post today)

    The post is titled “The Booty Call That Went Wrong” and you can check it out below (mature adults only)

    I’ve never forgotten people in my life that have helped me along the way and I intend to pay all of them back in some shape or form. But I also dont forget the bad people. This chick in particular has it coming to her. She came to my apartment. Her first trip. The trip was to be a cordial one, nothing sexual or overly romantic about it. She sits on my couch and we get through about 10-minutes of an episode of The Cosby Show when I hear this bubbling sound. It was her stomach. She giggles about it and then gets up and pardons herself to the bathroom. Now I’m thinking shes in there putting on lipstick or make-up. After 15-minutes pass, I quit thinking this. I hear the toilet flush which confirms my suspicions. She returns to the couch.

    She tries to start some topical chit-chat about Hip Hop. I was listening but all I could think to myself was…

    “Did she just take a sh*t in my house?”

    As The Cosby Show is going off I hear the internal stomach fart sound again. She gets up and again goes to my bathroom. Toilet Flush and she returns. What amazed me was how natural she was about it. As if she’d been in my house for years and was comfortable doing this. We’re watching TV at this point but all I could think was…

    “Did she just take TWO Sh*ts in my house?”

    She comes out this time and she goes. “I have a stomach virus, I thought I was over it”.. Obviously she wasn’t.

    Let me explain it like this ladies, a man’s toilet is his throne. You don’t disrespect a man’s throne, especially if you’re not his queen. You should’nt be sh*tting at a man’s house until after the two of you have been dating at least 11 years or have had sex a minimum of 183 times or which ever comes first!!!!

    Don’t sh*t in a man’s house, dont use any of his cups or coffee mugs dedicated to his favorite sports teams and don’t borrow his DVDs if you don’t plan on dating him!!!!

    If there’s a slight chance that you might be spewing pudding sh*t in 10-minute intervals then don’t come over!!! All she had to say was, “Gee Patrick I’d love to come over, but um, my a*s is spewing Jell-O Pudding every 7-9 minutes. I think Im going to sit here on the toilet and play solitaire on my cell phone ”

    After the 2nd trip to the toilet I discover that “Ms Jane J. McPudding Sh*t” had done the unthinkable, she left the door open. The Glade Plug-in never had a chance. As the sh*t aromas started to drift into the living room I saw the Glade plug-in unplug itself from the wall, give me the middle finger and run upstairs.

    She gets up AGAIN to what I think is to close the bathroom door out of respect. No..She goes back in and TAKES A THIRD SH*T!!. Three sh*ts in under 45-mintues.

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE SH*TTING IN MY HOUSE! SHE’S TAKING A THIRD SH*T IN MY HOUSE !

    Well the story gets better. Just when I thought it could get no worse she comes out and says ,”Wheres your toilet plunger?” Excuse me?

    YOU TOOK A SH*T IN MY HOUSE !!!! YOU TOOK TWO SH*TS IN MY HOUSE !!!! YOU TOOK THREE SH*TS IN MY HOUSE !!! AND DIDNT FLUSH !!!!

    Sh*t and Flush. It’s a basic principle. You’re taught that at an early age. Sh*t a little, flush. Sh*t a little more, flush. Wipe, flush, repeat until you feel clean. She could’nt even do that. Considering she can’t take a sh*t properly I don’t expect her to clean it up properly. So I’m in there plunging the toilet myself while she sits on the couch. After sitting there for 2-minutes feeling guilty, She comes in the bathroom and offers a dry Is there anything I can do to help? YES, THERE ACTUALLY IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP

    YOU CAN GET THE F*CK OUT !!! YOU JUST TOOK THREE SH*TS IN MY HOUSE!!

    I didn’t say that to her. But I did suggest that she go home and be alone while her stomach has a battle of epic proportions.

    We didn’t talk too much after that night. The occasional phone call every 3-5 weeks or so to be sure the other one is alive and that was fine with me.

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    @bree yes that IS LARRY HUGHES WITH ALL HIS OUT-OF-WEDLOCK KIDS. HE IS ALWAYS IN ATL NOW I GUESS AI PUT HIM ON. AI WAS THEIR TOOOO BUT REQUEST NOT TO TAKE A PHOTO. I KNOW HIM AND LISA RAYE GOT IT POPPIN AGAIN AFTER THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Beautiful, beautiful women!!

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    On the real we be clowning Gabby for being at every party that takes place all over the world, but the fact is Sanaa be right there with her just about every time. Maybe they have ADHD and can’t sit home for more than 5 minutes.

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    there is ALWAYS some IGNORANT azz-hole that continues to put a black eye n the game! this is just down right ridiculous!

  103. gravatar I'm Just Me (Bucky Baby's, Josh Allen's, Hoovy Baby's #1 Stan oh....and Kanye can so GET IT!!!)
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    After the 2nd trip to the toilet I discover that “Ms Jane J. McPudding Sh*t” had done the unthinkable, she left the door open. The Glade Plug-in never had a chance. As the sh*t aromas started to drift into the living room I saw the Glade plug-in unplug itself from the wall, give me the middle finger and run upstairs.

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    DEAD!!!OMG!!!

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    After the 2nd trip to the toilet I discover that “Ms Jane J. McPudding Sh*t” had done the unthinkable, she left the door open. The Glade Plug-in never had a chance. As the sh*t aromas started to drift into the living room I saw the Glade plug-in unplug itself from the wall, give me the middle finger and run upstairs.

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    ROTFLM