Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Sausage Thighs
Posted by Bossip Staff
Gary Dourdan was spotted frolicking on the beach with his lady friend in Ibiza recently. We like him much better with his clothes on. He’s got a rather strange body type, not to mention those speedos are looking a little on the baggy side the front. SMH.
More of Gary on the beach are just a click away.
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WTF?
He is Big Foot of the Oceans….
I aint neva seen a ass like that (in my Em voice)
Pure Taco meat running down his torso
It looks like he has a prick…not a penis
Um…..HELL NAW!!!!!!
saggy flatty bootie…
Dear god!!
that cant be him. I use to have a crush on him back in the ‘Different World’ era!!!
yuck!
see fellas, this is NOT what you want to become. Please stay in that gym!
He looks like the cavemen dude from Geico
@Nikki Underwood LMAO!!!
My, my, my…he’s quite the lumpster…
He looks like he would have flippers for feet.
Re…he does…
ok so why did i think that was SINBAD in the 1st pic?
My question is, “Who is that chick he’s with?”
UMM…O-K
Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”
UMM…O-K
Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”
OH HEWL NAWL!!!
WHAT THA HEWL HAPPENED???!!
No wonder he’s going to be on the next Celebrity Fit Club. When I heard that news, I couldn’t understand why. Now I see!
DAMMIT GARY!! YOU JUST SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYED EVERY SEXY THOUGHT WE HAD ABOUT YOU SINCE THE AGAIN VIDEO. DAMMIT!!
sorry but who is that nigga? he looks like a cross between sinbad and the nigga from CSI
HEY AFIYA
HOW ARE YOU MOMMA?? WHERE YOU BEEN?
@ Illumnati
LOL
It is the n*gga from CSI!! The one they just killed off.
Damn - he could get it from me!!!! I think he looks MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!
His girl is cute too - but I’m jealous!!! She needs to keep her legs off my mans shoulder!!!
IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?
He looks like an oompa loompa, and he needs to go on Celebrity Fit Club…………stat!!
@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD ESQ. says: Don’t go on VACATION and come home on PROBATION
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DAAAYUM!!!!!!!
FOR A SEC I THOUGHT YOU OWNED THIS ONE!!! LOL!!!
OMG!!! What happened to him???
he looks like a neanderthal
not a good look.
OOOPS!!!
OH WELL BRUH…
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, LIL’ MOMMA IS BANGIN!!!!!!!
Doesn’t he know that black folks don’t get their hair wet? Someone get this brother some snap back.
the water mus tbe COLD!!!!!!
THAT NIGGR LOOK LIKE A BLK CAVEMAN!
damn the nigga from CSI really fell off. Looks like he was hidin a lot under that lab coat. Nigga you need 2 give that speedo shit a rest. Plus his hair looks like a black version of side show bob from the simpsons. This calls 4 an official Nigga Please.
@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.
BIG CHOC-LADITE,BLK NEANDERTHAL LOOKING NIGGR THERE!
Rozza, I need you to shut your mouth….PATRICK from songebob though????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ Smokey…you are naughty…but I peeped it.
he was fine as fuck until i saw this image…i just had LUNCH!
bossip is wrong for “SAUSAGE THIGHS”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…
BAD Bossip, BAD!
shit i can go to a mirror if I wanna see something like this.
I come to you for pretty people. lets go
LOL! @ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE!
@ Rozza
@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.
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Yes he does have the Patrick look down pact. I was just asking because i thought he’d have way more than that. You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.
FORGET THAT DUDE, The friend of his is off the hook, Can we do a feature on her.. CHEA!!
His girl is bangin though!
~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~
EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess
look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset
~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh~
THAT NIGGA NEED THAT SHYT CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD IN THE MOST IMMEDIATE SENSE….LOOKING LIKE A PERVERTED UNCLE.
at least now we know that niggas shit wasn’t weave, seems like it held up in that water
YUCK
Those drugs kept his weight down so he’d have that chiseled look.
I’ll hold on to my Different World Shazah memories!
@ re
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
LMAO @ i’m just me
NIKKI U! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!LOL ANYWAY !
and HE’s tryin to cover HER up with the towel. Nigga are you serious? Fuck celebrity fit club he needs 2 get his ass on a bowflex. All those catered sets on CSI clearly got his ass
UGH…What a bad body! He is built like a lady that just gave birth to twin boys. LOL
1 speedo size SMAAAAAALLLLLL!
and HE’s tryin to cover HER up with the towel.
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HE NEEDS TO COVER HIS AZZ WITH THAT TOWEL!
yall know that this nigga has to be paying ole girl…He is disgusting looking and the nigga look high coming out of the water. He look like a flat chested bitch! LOL
the chick is looking at him” like..okay..just a couple more hours..that is all that I have to do..just a couple of more hours to this mess pass out..then I am out with real big d*ck niggas..
Re
Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…
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mojojojo
~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~
EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess
look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset
~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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I’m Just Me (JOSH ALLEN’S # 1 STAN!!! GO JOSHIE, GO JOSHIE)
You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.
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DEAD @ ALL 3!!!!!!!!
Main pic? That’s Billy Dee Williams and Mel B…
Ummmmm…..I think I’d still do him….just with the lights off….and at least this time that chic he is with is Black lookin’…..
CHILE LOL DAT SHPAE IS AWFUL!
Speedos can barely be tolerated on those who professionally swim. On anyone else, they are just man-panties.
@Illuminati: He has some nerve with the towel. This is one case where a sarong is definitely called for. His thighs just got girl-fat.
I guess he and Terrance Howard have the same syndrome U-NEED-2-GET-YO-DUMPY-LUMPY-CONCH-WEARIN’-ASS-BACK-IN-THE-GYM-ITIS…
@suga walls
dead!!!
dead
dead
dead
LMAO @ sugar walls
@ sugar walls
you would know this, was it lil flip that was the houston rapper with aids that paid a bitch off when she found out?
Webbed feet…like the Creature from the Black Lagoon…
@I’m Just Me: A FAT PUSS!!?!?!?! Oh. My. God. Like Cartman, I think I have read the funniest stuff I have ever seen!
gross… .must be nice to be on vacation tho
WOW! He use to be in shape. SMH
@ Rozza
true dat, the nigga needs to get help, look in the second thumbnail he’s about to fall over cause he can’t balance that potbelly wit his fat ass
LIKED him (his body) MUCH better in that AGAIN video with Janet Jackson.
ellk. Now!
Wow he has really let himself go! He used to be fine as hell on a diffrent world and on csi. The woman he’s with needs to tell him to take his fat, bloated as* to the gym asap.
Aaaaawww Shaza, nothing about this is attractive!!!
The thighs, the cankles, the ill-fitting banana hammock. All wrong…
Re, please meet him at the airport and forcible confiscate his Speedo and add to the bonfire with Prince’s socks n’ clunky sandals please.
@ finesseyoswagger
is that you in the pic?
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!
He had to leave all his jewlery on in the water because his fingers are too fat to get those rings off.
*giggling* So that’s what a ding-a-ling looks like. Kinda like a dick, only a lot smaller. Okaaaaaay…WOOOOO….Would you look at the time? Funny how time flies, but…yeah…gotta go um…er…um…shave my hamster. Yeah! Gotta go shave my hamster. But you keep…just keep it!
What a mess: Drugs and alcohol.
No wonder him an Hallae did work out…
He needs to talk to da Subway guy…
Women used to be like, on yo big time….
:-/
@ MOJOJO
sure is took that in the beg of the summer
http://www.PillowStash.com
I don’t want to read about any nigga hatin on this dude..You couldn’t in a lifetime pull a broad like this..
Do you thing nigga…Get gwap all day everyday
have you no shame you fucking fat slob???
LMAO
Damn ya’ll going hard. Pure comedy
His girl is official
When did speedo’s become the ish??? If your body is not on point, step away from the speedo’s, they are not for you. You have to be built like David Beckom to pull that look off. Would someone please tap him on the shoulder and hand him a pair of boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Looks like he is still carrying the after-birth.
When did all this happen?
it’s not hard 2 stay skinny when u’re man is fat as that nigga
Ain’t nuffin’ like a frigid-ass MICRODICK fresh out da sea!
these comments have got me crying!!!!
4 real tho, he needs to stop playing and pull off the fat suit . I know he ain’t shaped like that for real.
That nigga is in Ibiza with a bad ass broad, while most of you broke ass niggas is in a one bedroom apartment with bills mounting…Stop the Hate.
Get your shit together cause an ugly fat nigga like this is gettin better girls…Lol who looks like the ugly fat slob nigga in a speedo now??
Lol your whole life is in a speedo!
he shoulda got extra small speedos instead of size small
@ strong black man
u dick ridin this nigga pretty hard. U a cubby chaser? I’m gonna stay clownin the nigga, cuz I’m washing shirts wit my abs while that nigga looks like the maytag repair man
Boy this dude has some CONFIDENCE!!! I don’t dare put on my kinny until I make sure everything is tight and right but dude is like FUKK IT imma do me.
@ThePrince
broke niggas make jokes nigga
That nigga doin something right while you steady hatin for a couple of laughs.
WHAT UP MOJOJO??
Damn @Strong Black Man
You taking this pretty hard ain’t you? You talking about us but where were you when this pic was taken? You must be on the boat in the background of the first pic looking @ Gary’s flabby ass.
@ Rozza
don’t want no short d*ck man!
just me!!!!!!!!!!!
my gurl whats good
damn, he used to be so fine when he played shazza zulu on different world
OMG i can’t take ya’ll today. gotta catch my breath!! gotdam them sausage legs
Mojojo i am about to email u Momma.
@ strong black man
nigga please 2 u and that fagget ass nigga. I’m doin me and I ain’t clit ridin that shrimp dicked fat ass washed up fagget nigga. I hit those caliber bitches, AND WHAT. fuck that nigga, and fuck you 2 nigga. Dick ridin homie like he’s fly, the nigga is garbage.
strong black man
shut the fuck up got damn it
why do you care we hating on him? areyou his PR rep if not sit back and read the jokes and join in if you care too. if not shut the fuck up, go sit in the corner and suck ya thumb
“Damn @Strong Black Man
You taking this pretty hard ain’t you? You talking about us but where were you when this pic was taken? You must be on the boat in the background of the first pic looking @ Gary’s flabby ass.”
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I just wouldn’t hate on a nigga who could put your home in his apartment…don’t sense.
SBM
Friend dont take it so hard. Next time he goes to
Spain I will make sure the Paparazzi snap photos
of you and ur lover Gary Dourdan as your strolling out
the water arm in arm in matching extra small Speedos!!!
So are you a bottom or top dude?
@theprince
sure you do, then you woke up bloggin and thinkin your life was his
@ illuminatitheprince
lmaooooooo get him
@smokey
that’s funny comin from a trick who would fuck this nigga, if he decided to get at you…SAD…keepin them honest
Gary look like he has not done a leg press since he was in Janet’s video. He is a nice size, he just need some muscles. Right now he has female thighs
@ strong man
at no time did I wake up thinking I was a the hefty nigga from CSI. go fuck yaself.
http://www.PillowStash.com
lol get ya’ll somethin nice for your house.
ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE
LOL,
when did smokey say she would fuck him?
This man is doing something right???
STRONG BLACK MAN, May we remind you this is the same guy who was busted for possesion of coccaine. This is the same guy who recently was photographed holding hands with his kids and smoking a ciggy in the other hand….But he’s real decent though right? OH PLEASE!!!!!!
700 percent little niggas…4 store distributions
http://www.PillowStash.com
lol hop on it, before the prices go up..
Plus his hair looks like a black version of side show bob from the simpsons. This calls 4 an official Nigga Please.
LMBAO…. omg!!now THAT was funny!!! i had such a crush on him, I only watched CSI b/c of him..now I am happy they killed him off.. ugh, so sad right now…
@Smokey
c’mon you and the rest of these out of wedlock child bearin hoes would hop on the first nigga that’s better then the niggas you let hit raw
They just jokes @ Strong Black Man….damn take a Midol.
Bossip blocks my stories/scripts…bastards.
@ strong man
u up in here dick ridin talkin on every1 like they should be worshipping this nigga for his obscure role on CSI and whatever other acting he’s done. What is even this niggas name? We ain’t talkin about michael jordan here. it’s the fat nigga from csi. Now we know the microscope wasn’t for examining evidence it was 2 locate that dried up tootsie roll floating around in that speedo
(Putting Gary in the sleeper and throwing him in the back of my car)
“Time to visit the bonfire….”
@ re that some nasty fuckin shit lol…smells? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anybody fuckin someone with smells needs to ditch them pronto..lol and RE what you know about smells hahahaaaaa!
@Strong Black Man:
I figured it out!! Johnny Gill is that you?
Strong Black Man is Back and Stuntin on them Hatas(Check me out!)
@smokey
that’s funny comin from a trick who would fuck this nigga, if he decided to get at you…SAD…keepin them honest
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How you know I want to F–k Gary? Oh thats right
you was in line before me with you vaseline in one hand!
Gary must have been your first, cause ur ass is
still leaking from him! Let it go men, let it go
you lost one! Maybe Puffy is looking for a piece, did u ask him?
@ strong black man
sorry I’m not up in here dick riddin the 08 version of sinbad, while tryin to slang some bullshit ass pillow comforters. Nigga you need 2 sit down. I seen ya site, and don’t nobody wanna order no bed from your broke self.
OMG - What happened to my man!! lawdjeezus.
“I got this fantasy of settin the corporate world on fire”
lol http://www.PillowStash.com
lol i’m watchin the website counter go up as we speak….30632 hits today…lol haters want a job?
@SBM-You are really going hard, are you really Gary???
If not I wonder if he would even sign an autograph for you on the street and your talking like you are ready to DIE for this ni@@a! SMH
@Theprince
lol it’s all good…4 store distributions..You can keep your $37 dollars…lol
your broke, your man’s broke and y’all both need 2 eat a dick.
“If not I wonder if he would even sign an autograph for you on the street and your talking like you are ready to DIE for this ni@@a! SMH”
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hate is a disease, a drug…Black and ugly as ever however, that nigga got a bad broad and is in Ibiza..while the niggas that’s hatin is lookin over their shoulders for their bosses…lol owned
Strong black man
AWWWW SHIT i have been waiting for some one cus SMDH was boring me. ok you are sitting her getting mad cus we was getting on ya man? who gives a rat ass, but you . so this makes me wonder are you gay as may or do you know this man. you sitting up here calling everyone out their name cus we got on ya boo boo? NIGGA please so now lets get on ya ugly ass. nigga you look like dressed up i remember that other pic you had with the superman shirt. DC comis should have sued ya ugly ass for false advertisement/ i mean have you seen ya self got damn i mean look!! Get the fuck off this site and go get ya life together
@ strong black
nigga I wouldn’t buy that bullshit if u paid me. What stores? Walters broke shitty furniture on 45th and summerset? go fuck ya self. You steadily bitten the pillowstash for gary. fagget
@Prince
lol broke?
yeh you right…where you at?? in one of the desolate neighborhoods of New York???lol terrible…get your hoody ready for them winters nigga
* i meant you look like dressed up shit on a stick
lol pay your energy bill too, i hear it gets cold as fuck…Imma stay my broke, ugly ass in 70 degree weather while you shovelin snow..Then I’m goin to go to Miami and stunt..whats your address so i can send you a christmas card or something
@ strong black man
what? nigga u sellin some bullshit fuckin pillow and suddenly u’re hollywood? I flip properties and sell whips, nigga I wouldn’t wipe my ass wit cha bedding. Where u @ sweatin up the pillowstash sheets with ashy gary? u’re a HOMO son, u don’t want it wit me
and are you serious withthis pillow shit
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NIGGA this economy is fucked up aint noboady trying to buy ya wak shit you better get a site for discount gas asshole
http://www.pillowstash.com
On the page, there is a link you can go to and see what stores we in..
lol i’m workin on 3 more as we speak little nigga…when I get on Collins Ave.. it’s a rap…Then public nigga..Wal-Mart comes callin..But these 4 stores are making me money right now.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You u came on here preaching and sh!t looking for a online fight!!!LOL!
Damn I forgot you like D!CK, so the word SAUSAGE got you in here! LOL!
Stop taking D!ck in you man-vagina and relax.
Aren’t you scheduled to be doing a POR-N0 with Busta Rhymes
I heard you get to wear the heels and lingerie this time.
@ strong
please the front is critical.
the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.
and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella
he has a woman-ish body
@prince
lol you want to talk property?
lol the house in Waterford Lakes and the Condo flat on Washingto..be serious…lol pick a weekend and take a vacation
lol I love it…Nigga flippin properties…lol like that’s a “new hustle”…been there done that, still doin it
It is a bad pic and a man should never wear Speedos unless he’s going to the Olympics. What’s stopping the brother from getting a haircut? I’m straight as an arrow but I’d much rather look at the chick. Get it together Gary.
Just make sure that Busta Rhymes uses your pillow
for support when ur arching ur back to throw it back on him!
Let us know if your pillow stands up to it’s
durability after that romp in the bed with Busta Buss!
“nigga u sellin some bullshit fuckin pillow and suddenly u’re hollywood?”
LMAO*******DEAD*****ROTFLMBAO
SBM-Do your pillows come in other colors or is it just that big one in hospital white I see?????LOL
nigga I wouldn’t wipe my ass wit cha bedding
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DEAD!!!
Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear..But personally I’ve never found him to be all that attractive.
@Prince-Stop your killing me!!
“the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.
and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella”
OMG****LOL
@ smokey
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gotta make sure they are sturdy
STEFANY
“Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear…”
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the look on his face in the last pic, he must of let his little fishie out to play a little!!!! i aint mad at that, but that damn hair, I AM!
what kind of fuckery?
Is that “stong” black man? I ain’t never heard of a strong black man insulting sistas he don’t even know on a blog, but then again, some peoples definitions of a strong black man may vary…closer to weak ugly pussy nigga.