Monday, July 21st, 2008
Missing In Action
Posted by Bossip Staff
Poor old Scottie Storch remains in the broke house:
According to reports, 34-year-old Storch is nowhere to be found these days. The Associated Press reports that Storch owes over $500,000 in real estate taxes for his $10.5 Miami waterfront mansion, and previously had warrants out for his arrest for not turning up in court in his child-support case in June.
This dude has resorted to some real incognito shyte. It’s hard to believe that he was once worth $70 mill. SMH.
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First! I hate him.
Poor scott please get you shit in order…
SMH at Bossip for using this picture to represent the “Tuff Jew”…
Pink shirt opened up exposing his bird chest, all the while throwing up the peace sign, etc…
He probably went to the same plastic surgeon that Lil Kim and Vivica Fox uses and looks like something freakish now.
LOL! thats what happens when you ballin outta control and then try to check your finances at the last minute and find out you ain’t got NONE!!!
he better call paris hilton…lmao
FuCKing HOMo SExual…I wish I could take a big steamy diareha right on this losers face. Fucking scumbag pile of shit. Learn how to manage your money and take care of your kid. Dirtbag.
Pink shirt opened up exposing his bird chest, all the while throwing up the peace sign, etc…
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That looks like a Invitation for Neyo..doesn’t it
FuCKing HOMo SExual…I wish I could take a big steamy diarrhea right on this losers face. Fucking scumbag pile of shit. Learn how to manage your money and take care of your kid. Dirt bag.
What the hell happened to him. His name was on errthing like 3 years ago. Daxn shame.
He looks like the short haired version of Johnny Depp in the movie BLOW.
I guess that he will go back to his real jewish name….Scott Storchenwein
Lean Back, Lean Back!
Oh and before people start coming at me with the little slick comments and saying I’m racist…
“Tuff Jew” is the name of Scott Storch’s Production Company.
Once this jigga flips that crib he’s back in black. Don’t be fooled… he still straight…
SMH at this …… another one of these entertainment idiots spending their chips faster than they earn it and then wondering what the hell happened when the checks stop coming in. This certainly proves that ignorance comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
how do you just piss away that much paper??
Damn! Before you spent it all, you should’ve some INVESTMENTS!! Oh, well…What happened to Timberland coming to your aid, like a year ago? he said ya’ll was gonnna bury the beef, to help you get back on? Don’t tell me, it never happened???????? Next time you get some paper, get some investments, until then you better get to liquidating………..
Take a good look at his picture. . .This is what BET has done to America.
I heard he was paying fat joe’s KFC bills
I heard he was paying fat joe’s KFC bills
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@ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE
Shut up!
You’s a fool (In a good way).
Wow, not only black celebs throw away riches and go broke! Thank you Scott for making my sick poisoned culture seem a little more normal if but for one day.
He looks like a little boy playing with his big brothers clothes and tryna act hard in that picture.
He’ll prolly fake his death and flee to Israel or something.
How do these people just blow that kind of money, there is no way in hell I would be broke today, if I had 70 mil,, last year… crazy man..
@ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE & Sugar Walls
Y’all aint right LMAO!
The music game is hurting right now. Everybody’s stuff is getting leaked and nobody has the budget to floss like they used too. Let it be a lesson to all of them. Easy come easy go all that flossing and now you in hiding. Invest folks buy something that will be here in the long run. You’re not hot forever.
See what happens when you Hate on others…
This dude thought he was going to stop my girl Christina Aguilera from doing her thang. That’s why she made that little song about him. Like she said “I still got the album out”.
And I don’t like how he tried to Hate on Lindsey Lohan by calling her “Fire Crotch”. That shit wasn’t cute either.
Maybe Lil Kim saw the righting on the wall when she decided to stop seeing you and turned down your proposal.
Like my girl Wendy say… “Oh Well!”
Oops, I meant the “Writing” on the wall.
Attention All Rappers and Producers:
If you make a mistake like him you are a BONIFIDE FOOL, because there are just TOO MANY examples in the rap/hip-hop world of what you SHOULD NOT do with your money - both past and present…
Past = M.C. Hammer
Present = Scott Storch
And for an example of what not to say in an interview, think about Young Berg’s statement about dark skinned females…
There are oh so many more examples and other related items with respects to mistakes in the entertainment business, but I’m gonna keep it short and sweet - My overall point is =
If you slip up and make a big mistake you’ll end up on Bossip and the other Blog Websites with 100 + comments clowning you…
Don’t get too big headed - Listen to your manager, your accountant and the other intelligent people in your circle that you respect and you know have your best interest at heart… PLEASE!!! I don’t like seeing my talented Brothas & Sistas looking stupid like this…
I say that we Blame BUSH
everything is hurting! Rich people shit is foreclosing…this shit is ill…I bet u that G Bush’s pockets are fatter than his mother..LOL I had to through that shit in there..that bitch is shaped like a line backer…I could of swore that barbara have a beard..ANYWAY let’s blame his ass and the fact the scott probably spent his cheese on a male hooker?
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oops I am sorry for the typo
Please, ya’ll. This guy is Jewish… He’ll never REALLY be broke! His parents warned him about about being Jewish and wanting to make music for the Black folks LOL sometimes it pays to Listen to your parents. But broke… no!
Let that be a lesson that cars, jewelry, and buying out bars are stupid things to spend your money on. Every one wants to ball with the shiny shit but behind close doors they are broke! The real baller is the one driving a 1997 Kia with no payments and money in the bank!
A WHITE MAN that cannot handle his finances? What the fuck is the world coming too hahaaa! lol thats a damn shame..for his sake though, he prolly got a lil bit of cash hidden on a island with all the other white folks…
I dunno if he’s actually broke, I ain’t seen no bankruptcy papers. I’m not trying to be racist, but it’s no secret that jewish people are a little tight on the wallet. $500,000 in taxes, and child support that your baby momma gonna spend on liposuction I can’t really blame him for ducking that kinda waste. Maybe he’s tryin to sell the house and get on Maury Povich before he has to fork over the dough
Honestly, this doesn’t surprise me. The fact that he was A)Dating Lil Kim’s nasty butt and B)He produced songs for Brooke Hogan, I knew he was going broke and fast. He was using Lil Kim to try to get attention, and then recorded with Brooke Hogan out of desperation to get attention/more paying no talent having people to become his customers.
@Sugar Walls
lol @ ur comment
His mom is shaped like a silver back gorilla.
All the boy gotta do is make somemore beats, and charge about 100k each
I wonder how many of “them” are out there that we aren’t hearing about. Time a brother miss one payment people get to noddin they head talking about “I told you so…”
Scott has a kid? thats hard to believe with his ugly looking azz
See him out all the time in miami. Every wednesday he’s at the same steak house i go to. it is not cheap either. Hes been rolling up in a Lambo convertable. Saw him with zo last week. Poor i dont think so
yeah..that is because he is getting his ass busted in or getting those jewish knees dirty to keep people like u thinking that he actually have something! SORRY…honey..He is done
msjlh
I know..have u seen that bitch lately?
6 Figgaz. If you owe taxes on your property, it is no longer yours’ or the banks, it belongs to the state. Don’t pay property taxes, you will find out who really owns your property.
homegirl:
Thanks for the attempted lesson… however, it’s not quite that simple ma. See, there’s a timeline to pay the taxes off in, and if he’d exceeded that, they’d be talking about the state arranging for the sale of his property. He’s alright still… Truss.
@Sugar Walls
nope I haven’t seen him lately and God knows i don’t want to.
that silver haired banchee gives me nightmares.
A WHITE MAN that cannot handle his finances? What the fuck is the world coming too hahaaa! lol
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@kai
Damn, Sis you made me laugh out loud at work with that one!!!
What makes this soo funny to me, is what they say about Jewish People and money is TRUE! Look I went to college with a lot of Jewish people and as funny and messed up as this may sound “they taught me more about money than my own parents” - NO BULL….!
To be honest with y’all - he has money — it may not look this way, but knowing Jewish People the way I do, HE’S NOT BROKE — I KNOW IT may sound racist or whatever, but look let me put it this way, I would bet my last dollar on the fact that he’s alright financially despite what things look like…
I lost all respect for this modern day Liberace when he did the Paris Hilton record.
lol @ “modern day Liberace!!”
for real though, i would lose respect for anyone that produces a record for Paris Hilton.
That bobble head crack fiend couldn’t carry a note if she had a bucket.
@Ms Walls
your comments keep me laughing
i can’t believe he’s broke..he’s broke like M.C. Hammer went broke..instead of having 70 mil he’s down to 5 or sumpn and had to cut waay back..mabe abandon some shyte. I’m sure his lawyers are working out deals for him to be back in the black in no time..it ain’t that serious
I hate this lame ass white boy. Corny as hell. But it not his fault. He had all of the major rappers screaming his name on records like he was really somebody. We as a people are quick to hail any whitey as the shit. Meanwhile, you have really talented producers out here like Jonta Austin who rarely get mentioned. Even Ne-yo. He was writing and producing music for like 10 years before he dropped a single and the public never even knew who he was. Self hatred will always tell on you.
I dont know ya’ll, this dude bought a $10.5 million dollar house, a yacht, a helicopter, bughatti veyron (1.5 million), convertible rolls royce, enzo (1.3 million) regular phantom etc. gas for a yacht will cost about $30,000 to fill up.
I think this n*gga just overspent, I also think he’s outta the country producing tracks trying to stack up more chips.
k i read a lot of your comments and on one has addressed Scotts cocaine problem..
HE BLEW HIS MONEY AWAY ON DRUGS! noooooooo pity over here..
i agree with whomever said he would be faking his death and fleeing to Israel..LMAO!
it was Aunt Viv
thanks KIM
@ Bree is it like that? I told y’all earlier…JUST LIKE THE MOVIE BLOW!!
Just curious, what did he do to be worth $70 million at one point. His beats aren’t even that good. I don’t believe the 70 million ish. Definitely fabricated….
IJM
i remember reading a lot of blind items on Perez Hilton..i didn’t believe them til i started seeing his pictures with coke all up in them nostrils..’cocaines’ a helluva drug’
@ Bree
Oh okay. I am not surprised. In that life you have easy access to drugs. Let’s not forget the gift he got Lil Kim when she got out of jail. Maybe, he has been getting a lot of gifts for folk that he couldn’t afford.
EVERY SINCE TIMBALAND SAID (IM A REAL PRODUCER AND YOU JUST A PIANO MAN, YO SONGS DONT TOP THE CHARTS, IVE HEARD EM IM NOT A FAN)from [GIVE IT TO ME ] SCOTT AINT BEEN ABLE TO BOUNCE BACK.WHAT WAS HIS LAST BIG HIT, CANDY SHOP BY 50?
IF THIS DUDE WOULDN’T SNORTED UP HIS STACKS HE’D BE SOMETHING RELEVANT RIGHT NOW
AINT HAD A HIT SINCE LEAN BACK…TOO BAD
Recycling those beats ain’t workin no more?
***COCAINE IS A HELLA OF A DRUG****
This isn’t surprising and he is not alone. There are so many celebs that are worth more than 100 million that I predict will die broke. The lifestyle that they live spending millions on partys is ridiculous. Some of these baby mamas need to have court ordered trust funds set up. It’s ashamed that some of their kids will be working regular 9 to 5’s in 20yrs cause daddy like to trick of his money to hoes, his boys, 25k a night suites, private out of court settlements, drugs, etc…………
The last thing I heard he was managing Hulk Hogans daughter Brooke’s career. I guess that didn’t pan out well. Scott was rolling in paper 4 years ago with lean back and alot of other projects. I learned not to count your chickens before they hatch. I hoped he learned his lesson. Pay Your damn Child Support!
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@Sugar Walls
lol @ ur comment
His mom is shaped like a silver back gorilla.
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LOL…She sounds like a man also..
It’s his bad karma..for talking all that sh*t about Timbaland..Karma will get ya all the time!
Lol Scott Storch fell off hard..Nigga is weeak
@Slide-
That’s true about Jews and the lessons you can learn from them regarding money. My ex was half Jewish, and they were very big on living debt free, being timely with bills, etc. He would quote verses from the Old Testament about avoiding certain debts, it was a beautiful thing to hear him talk about it. But he was d@mn near spending every penny he had.
whats his nationality spanish,caucasion? i like him..he’s a very good producer?
i think it’s the karma came back at him…he wasn’t humble, he came out talking shit about other producers & it caught up with him, HOWEVER, since he does already have a name, he needs to grind and get back in the game…
youtube.com/liondashs
Doors are never closed without another one opening. Scott, the door is open, all you need to do is walk thru and challenge yourself. People hate it when you recover from financial mishaps. Scott, walk thru the open door and find out what you are truly made of. You did it once, it’s in you to do it AGAIN. You’ve learn a valuable lesson.
He’s in Isreal. With the rest of the Crooks.
I absolutely enjoyed your post.
Ya see, that’s what happens when ya don’t manage your money right. Dude should’ve been investing his money to make money. But NOoooo… He’s buying bitches cars and shit. Dummy!!!
He Produced the Chronic 2001 track Still DRE. He produced for Timbaland and Timbaland didn’t give him credit he sued and won. Storch is the Man, Chillen with celebrities, Back taxes… if you new anything real estate is down 30% or more in MIA. He’s probably gonna get a reaccessment his house is probably upside down. 10mill mortgage on 5 mill house. Your all haters. Im a Jew break my knees. U can say that but i can’t hate on obama the oreo. He ain’t african american raised in indonesia father from Kenya. He don’t know about slavery Jim Crow . his black side is from Africa not the south. Why do u think whitey loves him, because he aint dark ur all idiots
This shows that its not just black people in Hip-Hop that go broke, white folks do too. SO it must be hip-hop’s fault. Trying to live a life that you really can’t afford has become a cornerstone in the lives of the followers of Hip-Hop culture.
Rent or strip club? Rent or strip club? Damn I can’t decide either.
SO it must be hip-hop’s fault
i don’t get that…don’t blame hip hop, blame poor money management,instead of a million dollar home dude should have invested his money. like i told my son…you could buy a car but then you have insurance, gas, upkeep, etc…..some people will only see what’s in front of them, not the big picture.
Well…
If you snorting and getting high on a daily…
You can blow through 70 mil…
and thats exactly what he has been known for…Especially in the Miami area…