Thursday, June 26th, 2008
Metro-Sexual
Posted by Bossip Staff
Jay-Z, Diddy and many more Hollyweird types continue to blur the gender lines in the most unusual fashion:
“This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon. For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing, I will sum it up for you:
Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).
Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair).”
Hot wax on the nut-sack?? Ouch! That sounds like some true S&M shyte.
1st
sometimes the shit needs to be done…if i can do …then he can at the VERY least take the clippers to it…not wax…that’s Mo’sih!
Damn…..
I like when mines is smooth….lol
Whatever floats your boat. And whatever your partner likes….
@Bossip
While you make fun of Jay-Z he’s over on some exotic island or St. Tropez in the South of France pouring Ace of Spades Champagne all over Beyonce…
Again, I see no problem with this. What can be bad about a tidy genital area?
it’s not that serious.. my ex doesn’t wax his but he does clean the area.. best way to put it, i don’t want any pubic hair in my mouth!
It doesn’t looked bald it looks groomed-and who cares……
Man B looks fat!!!
LMAO@Bree
You a mess!!!!
There is nothing gay about that its a courtesy. Who the hell wants to be choking on pubes? Not me. I would appreciate a nicely groomed “area”.
*dyin*
I just talking about this on the Diddy thread!
I don’t see the problem with getting waxed whether you’re male or female. There’s a few people that don’t mind searching through a jungle to get to the good stuff, but I do mind!!!
I get everything waxed. It makes me feel more clean. Hair holds odor. For instance, if you see someone with hairy arm pits with deodorant balls hanging of the ends of the hair, It’s a given that they are musty as a goat!!!!
Without the hair, the deodorant can penetrate and actually do it’s job. The same goes for body hair, including the hair on your head.
Have you ever been around someone with braids that don’t wash there hair often? I can promise you that there scalp STINKS!!!!! You don’t have to be up close to smell that. But that’s only for the people that don’t wash their hair often (every 2 weeks or less).
Bald is scary. I only like bald heads. No pun intended ;-D
HE could have used a razor. Just because someone does not have hair in a certain area does not mean that they waxed it. People please shave down there. Hair down there just gets so nasty and messy during the act. People are more willing to go down there if there is no hair.
Nothing wrong with being well-groomed.
I love a man who takes great pride in waxing or shaving that area, hell if I break my neck to keep it clean down there than so should he..
I suppose there are benefits to having a smooth scr*tum…choking on fur=not sexy.
The Bossip staff member that wrote this must have a jungle growing in their pants.
Negrodamus Believes he never fully understood why put deodorant under the arms and not the crotch?
OMG! I am too scared to get that shyt done for me. But oh WEE on the nut sack! OMG! I will ask hubby what he thinks of this. That n*gga will probably pass out.
I do keep it low though…as does he but daxn I can barely take wax on my eyebrows.
Well if he likes it I love it. I don’t think that makes him metro-sexual though.
@ Aunt Viv
Did you post this story? LOL!
hahahahahaha
@ Aunt Viv
LMAOOOOO
You stooooopid! But correct.
@rayrayischilin
It’s true! That’s why I can’t do braids ever again.I love to wash my hair and some people scalp STINK! Some chicks have sewn in weaves and think they can keep putting in oil sheen and creams in they hair and not wash it. Add on our natural sweat (especially in the summer time) and you got pepe le peu! I wash my weave/hair on the regualr, weekly or twice a week because summer time my scalp gets oily.
Even my guy friends tell me how they dance in a club with chicks and everything about the chick is good but then you smell her hair and it stinks to high hell….Anyhoo
WAX YA BALLS!
I CANNOT LIE
I HAVE SEEN NIGGAS WITH HAIR UP THE CRACK OF THEIR ASS AND THAT SHIT IS NOT SEXY
DO IT! SHIT..
AND BEYONCE BE SPEECHLESS WHEN HER LIPS IS ON THE JIGGA MAN’S D*CK! YAY! I WOULD BE TOO
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? MY GUY DOESN’T WAX, BUT HE SHAVES..I DON’T SEE THE ISSUE! I LOVE SHAVING MY KITTY KAT! IS THAT TMI? IT FEELS BETTER~
I really hate it when men go bald….
@ Bree: Lmao i didnt see that comin from you… Anyways, clippers are cool but a WAXING? Hell no.. I don’t believe it bossip….
When I wax, besides the shit hurting like hell, I can’t stop giggling! I get real squirmish and the Chinese lady be ready to slap the shit out of me!
I won’t knock men for going hairless. I’d rather my man wax, shave, depilitate, than smell like billy goat.
Only time I shave my pubes is after an encounter with a true skeezer..
Benefits
1. You can see crabs
2. You can see any weird growths or broken skin
3. Your penis seems larger
4. Sweat just rolls right off
5. Your testicles look like earrings
@Dis Nigga Here(Is Negrodamus, I beat Chlamydia with a Shot to the Ass)
*WHYYYYYYYY* LMAO
@DIS NIGGA>>LMBAO! WTF!
@SWalls….You always give TMI! but it keeps us going! LOL! hahahahahahha!
didn’t diddy throw a party where you weren’t allowed in unless you were waxed or some shit?
@intuitivepisces,
I didn’t post it just sensing a them that’s all LOL!
*theme*
ROTFL
…NOT earrings!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interesting…
My type of ladies are in here…
Like I’ve said before, Ladies “just don’t bite it”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjo5qhDpUSY
R.I.P Eazy E
I was messing around with a guy who had suddenly decided to “remove” all the hair from his pubic area. I asked him why he did that, thinking he had crabs or something. He claimed “somebody” told him women liked it. No, we don’t, I told him. It creeped me out so bad, I just got dressed and left without another word.
Okay I understand? the wax but what about that butt on his back? Whatcha gone do bout that?
You shave bald then you do your “Buffalo Bill” pose a.k.a the “Man-Gina”…..*sighs*…….good times in grade school
@ Nikki shut up!
Wait now, I like a n*gga with it low.
But ladies who do see their man waxed….how does it look. My friend said she felt like she was f*cking a little boy. I don’t think that is cute.
Any opinions out there??
I donno it depends. I honestly don’t like a bush, but I don’t like no baldness either. From a health perspective it’s not good to have a bush cause of sweat, but if you stink down below it’s not because of the fact that you got hair down there, that means that your body is excreting some nasty stuff because that is technically the cleanest part of your body.
When women go bald they fail to realize that it makes that area more susceptible to catching bacterial infections. Eat better foods, drink better things, and be careful of so many scented things because many times that’s just a coverup and pushes your dirt and stinch downward.
The same concept goes for men too. If it stinks down below then you either have something or your body is excreting the nasty toxins you eat.
Cage
LOL..i’m a Libra..i like to get it on & poppin!
Um I don’t get the problem??? If a chick looks like she had Buckwheat in a leg lock down there, no sensible man will go there. Sooo why should we have to weed thru bushes to find the *snake*?? And most guys think that the *snake* and the *jewels* go together like a combo meal so they want you to give *both* attention, so it helps if they(jewels) dont resemble a kiwi!!! You follow that?? Men do yo thing!! You aint less of a man if you wanna be clean cut!
@I’m just me….Yeah I feel you on that who wants to feel like they are sleeping with a little child..yyuuukk!
@LadyA…I can’t stand 2 much hair there, but I do not want to see baldness either!
HELL MEN JUST DO A HIGH TOP FADE! FUCK IT! LOL!
Lol I remember when a nigga didn’t have no lube for the “exit wound”(that’s anal sex for you slow ones)…Went to the garage and got a can of “WD40″…the whole experience became slip and slide real quick
I’m Just Me
it looks really clean.. but i’ve never had sex with a lil boy so i wouldn’t compare it to that(LOL, i’m kidding i hope your friend isn’t speaking from experience)..it actually turns me on, when i see there is no hair down there i’m ready to blow(pun intended)!
I find it funny how when it’s Jay Z things suddenly become ungay and what a man should do. When men were rocking suits and not jeans and sneakers they were called gay. Jay starts wearing suits and stuff and suddenly he’s a genius and grown man status.
Kanye and others (men of paris) wear scarfs around their necks and it’s gay. Jay starts wearing scarfs and it’s the new fashion statement.
Had this been any other man saying that he shaves down there he would’ve been called gay, but because it’s Jay Z it’s the in thing to do now? People are being followers seriously.
I guess the only thing wrong with it would be if Diddy & Jay Z are waxing each other . . . while playing “Secret Garden” in the background.
picturing Farnsworth standing in the rain, peering through the window at them, crying under his little manbrella . . .
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@ shavon .. i agree
@ whoa .. funny shit
as per my personal prefrence i like it bald that makes it easier to do my job, i dont want to have to keep stoppin to take hair out my mouth/off my tongue etc ..etc… its not mandatory that it be bald ..but u must trim ur hedges ( im not into searching thru the bushes to get my treat)
Pubic hair indicates an indiviual going from boy to a man and from a girl to a woman.I think it should be manicured for sanitary reason, but to wax it all off is a little childish looking to me. I mean a damn near 40 year old man looking a 5 year old boy down there. Yuck.
Ok ok, while I’ve never been with a man that waxes, HONESTLY I can care less…As long as you ROCK my BOAT, that’s all that matters.
And any man passing up pussing bcuz it’s bushy is a BATTYMAN. Done!
Pussing = Pussy
There’s not a thing wrong with this. I’ve been nairing my desert eagle for almost 2 years now. My wife loves it, I like it better cuz it looks extra clean and it makes sex more enjoyable.
Bikini Wax is a waste of time…go to CVS, get you some Nair. Takes about 7 minutes after application and your balls will be smooth as eggs (c) Chappelle
@Cannon
“your balls will be smooth as eggs (c) Chappelle”
LOL
ain’t nothing wrong with that!
It’s a given that they are musty as a goat!!!!
ROTFLMAO^^^^^^^
Have you ever been around someone with braids that don’t wash there hair often? I can promise you that there scalp STINKS!!!!!
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@rayrayischillin
YES! I have and that s#it is terrible…
I was dancing with this girl and she was shakin’ her a$$ like a “champ” and I was harder than a roll of quarters… My d#ck wanted me to stay cause she was putting it on me, but I just couldn’t take it ANYMORE because that dirty & raggedy a$$ weave was right under my nose and making me nauseous…
Ladies please wash and take care of all areas with hair…
IM JUST ME
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!
now, i shaved bald, because i thought that was the best thing to do , but after getting older(grown&sexy), i learned thru guys and my ex-husband that they didn’t like it completely bald because it was like a little girl , but now i keep the edged shaved and the rest trimmed low and i like it better like that with a little some. i also agree with LADY ARCH that although the hair might sweat a little has nothing to do with odor like that. i mean if a girl is stanking or fishy its’ not the hair. now for my man i would have to say i would not like it completely bald either, now a little hair leading down their is nice, and i have never had a man with hair on his BALLS, is that true, i have never seen such and i know my man does not shave and i still don’t see no hair on his balls.
@toosexy
I agree. I don’t like it naked (on me or my fellas) because it reminds me of a child. I also don’t like how naked feels on me so I just trim very low. All I ask.
Co-sign with whoever said that about underarm hair. Guys trim it down. There is nothing worse than when your guy climbs on top and puts his arms to either side of your head and you’re trapped by underarm afros with deodorant clumps on top. It smells.
Sheesh….I thought that everybody waxed at least all the women do? I don’t like completely bare but I do like the stripe (just a little stripe down the middle)LOL
LMAOFFFFFFF…..
This had to be the funniest post yet….jeeesus…lol..all of yall are too funny….
but anyway, when i first saw the baldness i thought it looked weird…but, i cant go back to the SOS pad…im done…lol
A grown man can’t look like a little boy if he shaves all of his hair off. There is a major size difference.
vgeezy(Check me out!)
Sheesh….I thought that everybody waxed at least all the women do?
Why would you think that?^^^^
@bored girl
It’s not about size. It’s the fact that adult have pubic and underarm hair and children don’t.
I agree…all the way bald is a little like a child. Just leave a little to show you’re a grown woman LOL….as for the men…YES DON’T SHAVE IT ALL OFF WE HATE STUBBLES EWWWWWW but DEFINITEly clean it up fellas….keep it nice as you would want your lady to
hahah..lol
Don’t mind a groomed crotch, but personally I prefer the pubes. It looks manly to me. Having a “bald” crotch makes me think of a young boy and that’s NOT sexy.
@ bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!(Check me out!)
I’m Just Me
it looks really clean.. but i’ve never had sex with a lil boy so i wouldn’t compare it to that(LOL, i’m kidding i hope your friend isn’t speaking from experience)..it actually turns me on, when i see there is no hair down there i’m ready to blow(pun intended)!
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Amen!!! and I’m a Libra too!
I DONT THINK THEIRS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO TRIM UP THEIR PUBES, OR DO COMPLETELY AWAY WITH THE HAIR ALL TOGETHER. OKAY WELL, MAYBE NOT COMPLETELY AWAY WITH THE HAIR. IVE SEEN IT BEFORE, AND TO HAVE HAIR DOES LOOK MORE MASCULINE. MAYBE JUST TRIM IT UP A BIT
*THERES*
Hair does not have anything to do with it. If a 12 year old was walking around with no hair down there but she was 5′7, 36 DD, and had the face of an older woman guys would not say they thought they were sleeping with a little girl. It is the same thing a grown man with an 8 inch shaved member is not going to look like little boy. However I do like when quys keep some hair down there but I like the hair that stays to be trimmed very short. I hate choking on pubic hairs. It is also nasty getting nasty pubic hairs from him stuck on my inner thighs. I guess it all depends on what year you were born. I bet you most of the people that like hair down there are over 30.
@bored girl
i am not quite 30 yet but i will tell you this when you get older you get wiser and you will change alot of things you did or your way of thinking changes and i love it grown& sexy and its a shame if it doesn’t cuz to me it means you haven’t evolved from the little girl or little boy you were. its called i think maturity. i think its just a personal choice thing.
Hair does not have anything to do with it. If a 12 year old was walking around with no hair down there but she was 5′7, 36 DD, and had the face of an older woman guys would not say they thought they were sleeping with a little girl.
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You took that way out of context so I’ll just leave it there, lol.
@vgeezy no all woman don’t , i don’t wax, but i do keep those edges cleared and a little hair to let you know this is a woman and its going down, and to me it looks better with just a layer thin and edges clean i like it better than how it looked completly bald and i also didn’t like what i was doing to my skin under their. oh, i also like the strip i do that sometimes too.
@ SMOKEY
GOOD AFTERNOON MOMMA! I AM ON VACATION! WHOO HOO!!
@ Bree
To my knowledge she has never been with a little boy but shyt who really knows. Nasty azz people out here! Um…i personally like it with a little peach fuzz going on….Pubic Ceasar so to say! LOL! I need a little something down there. In certain positions it feels good rubbing up on the clit (I know, I know TMI) but i do. But I don’t like a f*cking jungle bush down there having to search through trees of naps to find the prize and also do you get me started on the f*cking balls! Them shyts need to be free and clear at all times.
PEOPLE WE ARE NOT TRYING TO COUGH UP HAIRBALLS FROM OUR LUNGS JUST FOR GOING DOWNTOWN
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold it Now!!!!!!! Jay, this dude is outta control.. 2 condoms for head and now a bald Nether region… I wouldn’t be suprised if we pulled down his trunks and found a slit… Liek a Ken Doll straight VOID… this dude kills me…………. BUT I DO LIKE A BALD nehter region LOL… it does look MUCH BIGGER!!! and so mych SMOOTHER……=0)
@ Too Sexy
I am 26 years old and I don’t think that I will ever like a hairy mess down there.
@ *******
It’s not about size. It’s the fact that adult have pubic and underarm hair and children don’t.
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That’s not true. I’ve had lots of pubes since age 4. By the time I was 8 and I had lots of underarm hair and a jungle safari down there. That’s why I wax! All that hair can irritate your skin and your va jay jay.
I remember when i was sixteen years old and I bought a form fitting summer dress and put in on to go hang out with my girls. Before I could leave the house, my father asked, where are you going looking like that? I answered, to the movies and the mall what’s wrong with my dress? My father replied, you look like a man in that dress, a form fitting dress should not have a bulge in genital area unless you’re a cross dresser. Now either trim that down or put on some short or pants! I didn’t believe him until he brought it to my attention. From that point on, I’ve either trimmed it down really low or waxed it bald.
Besides, not too many men i know will put a spit shine on your p*ssy or toss your salad if you have a bunch of hair there. Women should at least trim your p*ssy lips unless your man likes going on safaris.
@bored girl
i feel ya, me neither, i am 28 and have never liked a hairy mess.
You can also dye your pubes or get them waxed in cool designs or use rhinstone tattoos, which last about 2 weeks. I normally bejewel my va jay jay with rhinestones.
@rayrayischillin
so are you just naturally hairy, and i’m not being funny, some people are just hairy, and that could possibly be the reason at 8 , cuz i have never known an 8 year old to have a full fledged bush down there, but then again i don’t know all the children of the world.
PEOPLE WE ARE NOT TRYING TO COUGH UP HAIRBALLS FROM OUR LUNGS JUST FOR GOING DOWNTOWN
OK, PREACH GIRL, PREACH! LOL!
hello RayRay..when is your bday Sept or Oct?..mine is the 16th of October
LMAO @ RayRay, TMI, Girl, TMI!..rhinestones? the most i’ve done is wax a lil heart on my vag, but rhinestones? LMAO!
@too sexy
Perhaps I am just naturally hairy when it comes to the hair on my head, armpits and va jay jay. I don’t deny that.
@ bree
My b-day is September 25th.
sorry…can’t do it…no man should…face and head..maybe even chest…that’s it though..
If you cheat, its better to rid the hair down there so you dont have the smell of pussy on your nut hairs when u come home. At least ur girl wont smell it right away
@ NUM 1 DOMINICANO how do you like your woman’s, i think we all agree noone likes a bush down their, but other than that
@ bree I guess they are considered to be rhinstone tattoos. I get the at the same place where I get waxed and I know it’s not cheap. They can be anywhere from 30-90 bucks depending on the size and they’re resusable. All you need is eyelash glue.
@ toosexy
I actually like “some” hair…as long as it’s managed…and not out of control….not just a bullshit piece or strip…a good little bit is cool with me…
@ Kym G
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hold it Now!!!!!!! Jay, this dude is outta control.. 2 condoms for head and now a bald Nether region… I wouldn’t be suprised if we pulled down his trunks and found a slit… Liek a Ken Doll straight VOID… this dude kills me…………. BUT I DO LIKE A BALD nehter region LOL… it does look MUCH BIGGER!!! and so mych SMOOTHER……=0)
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Stop it! Stop it right now.
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Nonsense
>>>>@ Joe…..
Smell of Pussy on your Nut hairs??? WOW
Has someone madde that statement to you???
“Nigga it smells like Pussy on your Nut Hairs!!!!”
OUCH!
RayRay
my moms bday is the 26th of September!..hello my new Libra friend! LOL..i guess i have to ask about those tattoos..what a nice lil surprise that would be for my cut buddy
“Nigga it smells like Pussy on your Nut Hairs!!!!”
OUCH!
I PREFER WAXED MEN..
@NUM 1 DOMINICANO
thanks another man with the same opinion as other guys i am sticking with the nicely trimmed with a clean edge and shaved bald coochie lips
@ PANAMA’S FINEST
waxed??? What kind of men you messing with…a man shouldn’t wax anything
I agree i would not want my man going to getted waxed damn can a girl have some shit to herself, shit they already trying to wear skinny jeans and shit. but to each his own. or just shave in the showere or some shit.
@ toosexy
yeah, that’s what I mean…as long as you keep the edges clean and tight….the center can be a bit hairy…but as long as the edges aren’t running outside the panties….you good…if you can see the chocha hair with the panties on…it’s out of control…
@
Num1 i disagree!
If your back looks like a taco meat salad you need to get that waxed off.
@ i’m just me
if you a hairy dude…you just gotta deal with it…if you got hair all on your back and all that shit….there is nothing you can do…you’ll get sick of gettin waxed all the time…it’s time consuming enough to keep a clean shave or a beard lined up….if I was a extreme hairy dude with back hair and shit…I’d have to leave it…i’d just have to find a chick that wouldn’t mind it
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