Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
Making it Rain on Them Hoes
Posted by Bossip Staff
19 year old construction worker Jonathan Vargas just became a mega-baller. He won a $35.3 million Powerball jackpot in South Carolina. This cat must be giddier than a mf at this point. We suggest he pull it together - hopefully he doesn’t make it rain for real and invests those stacks wisely. He’s got a lot of years of spending ahead of him.
Click HERE to read up on the details of this young fellow’s outrageous fortune.
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I really hope he does something intelligent with this money!
stay away from the strip clubs, casinos, OTB, and gold diggers.
You will be fine
The same people thats telling him someone is plotting are the ones that doing the plotting! If he’s smart he’ll take that money and move away ASAP.
I wish him and his family the best….
He’s not 80 yrs old AND he’s black AND he’s a male…………that’s what’s up.
I always thought it was ridiculous to try and be first, and I wasn’t even tryn, hmm. Nifty!
I hope someone like Chris Gardner reaches out to him to make those stacks double and triple!
He don’t look too bright if he talking about someone gettin him. He’ll find himself a fat white chick or two, a few bottles of Henney and post up in the nearest cheap motel and be broke in 3 days.
lucky ass bastard…shit i thought only old people won the damn lottery, but now ill add country mofos to the list too…..and yea the same people telling him to get bodyguards is the ones likely to run up in his shit lol…….he should be able to pay for his college education easier thats for sure..but more than likely he wont be going lol
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY MAN
I hope he does something wise with his money and I hope people leave him the f*ck alone. Daxn folks…hate to see somebody make it.
Everyone’s winning but me I am about to stop putting in my 2 dollars a week for the work group lotto tickets. SMH. I’m happy to see the young brother won though. Please young man go to college and or flip that 35 into 350 mil. Don’t just blow your money on shit that will not last.
yeah, i was under the impression fat old white guys who live in single wide trailors won! who knew! but really, he needs to move to west africa - lay low there .. the states aint for him right now! and big dummy, who the hell holds a press conference BEFORE meeting with a lawyer and trust attorney! he should have claimed anonymously! you big old !@%@$#! - but he is looking kinda fine, with his country azz .. he’s now officially richer than 92% of rap stars!
White girls and distant relatives will be coming out of the woodwork!
i heard that he is also buying his mother a house for her and his siblings–that’s cool, but let’s just hope some “cousins” don’t pop out of the woodwork and stop him from trying to do something positive.
He still looks daze and confused. Wish him G/L - more money; more problems. I’d give my right arm for those problems tho.
i hope he applys to a college out of state with that first check..if not his friends that are ‘warning’ him, will be screaming ‘gimme the loot, gimme the loot’
(happy birthday biggie!)
p.s. what is an education lottery powerball jackpot?
Kudos, Kudos
I am very happy for him and believe it was meant to be…
what do you all think is the first thing hes likely to do with the money? Other than the alleged buying his momma her own crib…..lol I say hes gonna buy a PHAT ride wit 42 inch rims lol and enough audio to wake both east and west coast lmfao….
He needs to hire a Financial Adviser ASAP !!! and hopefully he won’t spend it all on stupid shit like 100 cars and stupid gold and diamond teeth.
Take 5 mil and put it into corn/suger ethynol stock.
@Kai
#1 He should buy his mom a Home
#2 Buy himself a Home
#3 Buy car for himself and for mom
#4 payoff debt
#5 Smart Investments.. and relax and let the money work for him..
no. 2: He will buy himself another phat ride..this time an ol suped up cadillac from 1923…
no. 3: he will put a stripper pole in his new homes basement
i wanna b rich too!!! Yahhh @ his face!!! TRICK!!! lol
@Qt
Yeah, you’re right he shoulda had an attorney represent him and claim that check on his behalf and remain anonymous - then go on and live the good life with his immediate family and close friends…
I have a friend who signed a huge multimillion dollar contract via professional sports (think over $50 million - it’s over that but I’m trying to be as vague as possible for anonomity sake) and that s#it was nothing but a headache for him and his family…
From all types of family members not to mention friends who think he owes them s#it… To death threats, to all sorts of lawsuits (you wouldn’t believe the nonesense), all these sob stories from people he hardly knew, etc…
To make a long story short he had to move out of state because of all of the drama that came with his newfound wealth…
Lucky mother f….
I wish him the best though and hopes he doesn’t blow through it, that money could take care of his children’s, children, children, children - if managed properly…
no. 4: become a self proclaimed “rapper”…and make a terrible terrible low budget video..with the stankest black assed women you could EVER find
@Necy….I agree!
Dammit. I wish it was me!
I hope that this young man doesn’t eff up this money.
Seriously, 19? Come on, now.
I think that there should be an age limit—like, people under the age of 25 and over the age of 50 shouldn’t be able to win.
I mean, really, what is somebody within those age groups going to be able to do with that amount of money? We have a national deficit going on here, and the lottery people decides to just throw that much money to some young dude or to some old ass people that probably won’t live long enough to really enjoy it.
@kai
no. 4: become a self proclaimed “rapper”…and make a terrible terrible low budget video..
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i think Ricky Romance could help him out there - i’m still dying from ‘girl let me do my thang’ video, you remember, with all the coughing! hahah!
Titti—”I’d give my right arm for those problems tho.”
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You probably would have to. People don’t play when it comes to that much money.
Shoot, they don’t play when it comes to just a FEW dollars. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I recall this dumbass video it was so damn low budget and it would come on BET uncut where the dude is like “my nose beside your parasucoooooooooooooooooos”…some shit like that
@ QT oh yea that video was funny as hell…
The first things that he needs to do are pay his taxes, get a good lawyer and move far away.
One of my neighbors won the lottery…….not millions of dollars, but hundreds of thousands of dollars. They changed their phone number several times…….. then had the phone disconnected. They finally had to move because people were coming to their door knocking at all times of the night to ask for money. It got really scary and they moved to another state.
AMEN, Al-Anon!!!!
I told my parents, if I ever was to win a large sum of money, I would leave them, my sister, her kids, and my grandmother a good portion of it, and then, I’d be out.
No need to stick around, because I have many greedy relatives, and I know that other random people would be popping up out of nowhere.
You even know when someone dies in the family and everyone thinks that they’r going to leave some money, everyone wants some. They may not have spoken to that person in years or be related by a long distance marriage, they still want some money.
Look at James Brown….have they put him in the ground yet?
let it collect interest in a European bank.
I saw him on TV. He said the first thing he is going to do with his money is pay his TITHES!!! THAT’S how u do it.
A young BLACK man won the big one?! What happened?…counter guy forget to hit the BLACK BUTTON?!…WEBCAM busted that day?! LOVE IT! GOOD FOR HIM.His take-home after DOUBLE TAXATION will be about 12million.My advice to him is:
1)MOVE AWAY.San Diego is crawling with rich
people.You would blend right in and not be
bothered.Same thing with Scottsdale & I
don’t think Arizona has a state income tax.
Dallas is cool.
2)Invest in mutuals & CD’s…since you’re already
rich…no need to go deep.One small exception:I’m
trying to get a JET CHARTER/TAXI business off the
ground.
Feel free to hook my poor ass up with a round of
“A” funding.Of course I’d cut you in as a
partner.In fact…the more I type the more I feel
like we’re almost family.:->
3)Think about going GAY..because that would be waay
safer than sleeping with a woman.;-> Trust me
they can smell it on you now homie…and at age
19 you ‘aint EVEN been thoroughly freaked yet.
Good luck with that.
He needs to become like Oprah, and don’t try to help everyone who comes looking for money.. or He will end up like MC HAmmer LOL..
MC Hammer (remember)
A few things he will have to do soon, like pay his taxes.
Normally, after a death and you get insurance proceeds, they tell you to wait before you make any major decisions or purchases. He should wait for a year or so because he needs to learn how to handle a large sum of money. Mostly, he needs to learn how to handle himself with money. That’s the biggest challenge. The cars and houses and other stuff will still be there to buy later.
Paying Tithes? That’s what I’m talking about! Almost forgot about that and that’s the most important thing. Go head young man!
Bless his heart!
DR FUNK—
Very sound advice for the brotha.
But, you forgot to somehow filter ME into the situation. I just remembered that my dad had been to SC a few times around twenty years ago. That may be my “brotha from anotha motha”
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the most important thing!! BEWARE OF GOLD-DIGGERS… one word PRE-NUP
@Mykel
yoe are hilarious !!! LOL
This is what i want to know. If you do win the lottery, do you have to option to remain annonymous? If so, that’s what I would do. Its not important to me that anyone even know I won. Cause aint nobody gonna get shit but the church and my very immediate family. And only the church would get theirs off the top. Everyone elses thats getting any would have to wait for a minute.
what is Tithes?
Now………..I don’t know which would be more dangerous to that young man…….a golddigger or his pastor!
@Necy
Tithes = 10% of your earnings
he sure as hell aint been freaked right, all he needs is that one SKEET and that’s a wrap - tashionda and her people will be eating lovely just for her seducing this knucklehead
Tithes?! I haven’t been to church in a while, so someone tell me: Are we putting tithes on a tab or something? how much back tithes do you owe, man?
a black president and a black lottery winner? WTF!!!
@ fka
Gracias mi Amigo !!!
that’s going to be one hella weed party with $17 million.
OH SHIT THATZ MY KINFOLK! NAH BUT SERIOUSLY, IM HAPPY FOR THIS MAN!!!YOU DESERVE IT BRUH LORD KNOWS,THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYZ BET ON BLK…YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT GIFT THE ALMIGHTY HAS FOR YOU IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE BRUTHAZ …..BET YOU ALL THEM COUNTRY BYTCHES BLOWIN UP HIS CELL NOW!
@Necy
De nada, mommacita !!!
@wenzel
LOL, I told you guys not too long ago that the world is going to end soon !!! this is proof .. black lottery winner and black president…
Lucky Dude!
Spend it right and don’t befriend people you didn’t know before the money young man.
HE’ll end up with some white chick that will spend all his money.
Indeed THE PUSSY is more dangerous than THE PASTOR…
but not by much. I would avoid BOTH like the plague.
In fact young brotha’…if you’re reading this…you can now afford hi-end call girls.For 500 bux an hour…in any big city…you can get a “10″ to show up at your hotel room and break your young ass in properly without the drama or the babies.Since you’re Black she will assume you’re not rich …but can afford the good stuff occasionally. DON’T ARGUE WITH ME.DO IT!
I’ve seen many a pastor fleece his flock, especially if a rich one is in the fold.
He needs to call Oprah and find out who handles her stacks, then leave ‘Bama before he gets somebody’s daughter pregnant.
OOOOOOOOhhh folks are going to be after him!!!! He better be careful about family. They sure will remind you of any nice thing they did for you and expect payment.He’s going to find out he has relatives he never met!!! He shouldn’t not have revealed who he was!!!!!
@ DR. FUNK!WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE ARE YOU? DONT EVER THINK ABOUT GOING GAY FUK THAT, THATZ THE DUMBEST SHIT I EVER HEARD! INVEST YOUR MONEY BY STOCK AND REAL ESTATE! AND FUCK ALL THE BYTCHES THAT WOULD’NT GIVE YOUR ASS THE TIME OF DAY AND THEN DUMP THE HOES AND HEAD TO BRAZIL GET MARRIED AND NEVER COME BACK HERE!!! LET YOUR MONEY DOUBLE!AND COUNT THAT MONEY MY DUDE!
just read the article and i have to smh cause what was stated from his fam doesn’t sound or look good lol. he said who help the poor will be blessed lmfao. this dude family is gonna leave him broke. hope the nigga setup money for his lil bros and sis and buy that new crib for his mom and roll the fuck out. he better change his look too cause bitchez will be like hound dogs and find that ass. the nigga lucky like shit though for real. hope you don’t blow it like those niggaz and buy 20 cars and diamonds and be broke in a year. god bless him god needs to shower some blessing over here too sheettt
GOOD FOR HIM!!
i hope it would be smart enough to hire a financial advisor so he could get richer in 2 years! Otherwise, lets just pray he won’t be featured in the “when the checks stop coming” section!
no. 6: Hook up with some “nice” hoes who will get niggaz to come to his crib and rob him of his dough or any trinkets he has laying around..and then the “nice” hoes will show up the next day asking him “what the hell happened?”
if I won the lottery, the first thing I would buy is a whole new set of relatives. I would upgrade them just like you do your appliances. Newer and shinier!! The first one to go would be my brother….the dude who has enough children to fill up an elementary school and ain’t got a dime to his name. I’d put his azz on the curb. Next……
Heres what dude should do;
1. Get with a reputable certified financial planner and tax accountant.
2. Move the f*ck outta the south!
3. Give your parents $25k per year to live on, and buy them a new $500k house, no more no less.
4. Move the f*ck outta the south!
5. If you have a babymomma dont marry her ass right away, especially if shes fat or ugly, agree to monthly support payments of $2-3k per month, the interest from your money should more than cover that.
6. Dont buy her a house, she can drop the kid off at “your” house.
7. Move the f*ck outta the south!
8. Dont go off buying a bentley, ferrari and benz, buy you a cool ass car and a truck only.
9. Move the f*ck outta the south!
10. Dont lend money to a bunch of friends, give each of them a “one time” gift.
11. Dont try and start a record company, putting money behind bull sh*t deep south rap is like sending a 350lb b*tch out to sell p**sy, aint nobody buying it!
12. Move outta the f*ckin’ south.
13. No platinum and diamond fronts, no 200 carat necklaces or bracelets.
14. Dont fly all your homeboys out to L.A. for the BET awards.
15. Friends need money for college? F*ck No!
16. Dog breeding business? F*ck no!
17. Move outta the f*ckin’ south!
18. Set up trust funds for your future kids that they cant touch until they’re 25.
19. Have your tax accountant set up a separate tax escrow account.
20. Sign your own checks!
There you go, enjoy your money and congratulations!
DID I MENTION MOVE THE F*CK OUTTA THE SOUTH?
6am, the right advice at the right time.
Get ur azz to a financial advisor IMMEDIATELY before the megachurches, old family members and “friends” that miraculously pop back into you life, and gold diggers who google get to you!!! Congratulations and best wishes!
Listen to Its6amHoGetOut - Giving sound advice for 30 seconds!!!
lol @ 6am!!!
Oh yeah, Tithe to your church if you have one, dont give them the 10% all at once though, put the 10% into an interest bearing checking account then write them a check for whatever you earned every year, $1.7 million should see at least $85,000 per year, that way you never lose your principal and you still come out right with god and your pastor.
Again 6am with the right answers at the right time!
Shame at all you heffas, when is the last time youve seen me give bad advice?
Why should you have to give your parents or any relatives any money? I’m interested why?
PREACH 6am!!!!
Another thing, some of the finest b*tches in the south are gonna come after your ass, remember if they werent f*ckin’ with you when you were broke, they’re only there for one thing now……………F*ck a few of them just because, but always supply your own rubbers and disposed of them yourself! Plus record all that sh*t just in case she cries rape!
6am, this nigga needs me!
@ Al-Anon,
Unless your relationship is really f*cked up with your parents say for instance you were abused, you should give them money. its the right thing to do and it’ll make you feel better, but tell your moms, dont come at me with loan request from cousins or aunts who never even talk to your ass!
6am,
LOL!!! You need help!!!
cutie
lol@ PACN
now that he has money, he is cute??
Lol just kiddin!
Move out of the state dude, for real!
but he does have that old school man vibe, i can imagine him with tight pants dancing on “soul train” show!
Oh one more thing, get at Jay-Z and ask if you can invest in the next 40/40 club, those mofo’s make alot of money! But invest no more than $250k, once you earn back off that, take those earnings and invest in the next one!
@6am
Unless your relationship is really f*cked up with your parents say for instance you were abused, you should give them money. its the right thing to do and it’ll make you feel better,
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Why is it the right thing to do? Do I owe them because I was born to them? I didn’t ask to come, they asked me to come. Do I owe them because they love me or I love them? How much do I owe them? How will it make me feel better? What do I owe them for?
@Valenne(Check me out!)
lol@ PACN
now that he has money, he is cute??
Lol just kiddin!
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Isn’t that how it goes? How else do you explain women throwing themselves at dudes like Jay-Z, 50-Cent, Diddy, Kanye, etc.
I’m glad to see all of this wonderful financial advice. I’m glad there are some intelligent people who come to this cite.
Dude is lucky, now he’ll understand why i say “fat and ugly b*tches are for poor n*ggas”
Thanks CNS! Most people love me!
me i would say, invest on the forex market, with all that BS that is happening with the mortgage activity, either invest on oil and gas or on currencies!!! You can also invest on the equity market, it sure going to bring you lots of money quick!
LMAO!! @ tight pants dancing on “soul train” show!
i mean, you don’t see a 19 year old man walking ont he streets with his hair like that? He might be a foreigner or something!
@ Al Anon,
You dont “owe” them, its just the right thing to do, they fed you, some kids gotta get their own food, they sheltered you, some kids are homeless, they protected you, some 13 year olds are out prostituting right now…….. see what i mean? And remember you were blessed to have won that money, your parents are older, make their life a lil easier, it isnt gonna hurt you.
@ brooklyn stand up!
It is funny because today , wearing tight pants will automatically label you as a “gay” or “metrosexual” but in the past,that was the trend. i have seen some pictures of my father with a big afro and his “elephants pants” (you know tight but wide at the end). he was so sexy lol
@ Al Anon,
God doesnt like ugly.
@ Brooklyn stand up
Vargas is a latin name right?? He might be from panama or something!
@Val
LOL… Yes, that was the trend back in the day but it is making it’s way back because in NYC I see a lot of young dudes wearing tight colored jeans, lol! Also, LOL @ Elephant pants… There called Bell Bottoms…
Anyways, I have to run Valenne, it was a please conversing with you, good night.
@ Valenne,
At least he aint messycan, if he was then for every $100 he won he’d bring over one relative, that means there’d be an additional 17,000 illegal aliens in South Carolina!
@Valenne(Check me out!)
@ Brooklyn stand up
Vargas is a latin name right?? He might be from panama or something!
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Yes it is…. He could also be Cuban or Dominican, either way he’s a luck f*ck, lol… good nite buddy!! (Waving bye)
*Pleasure* typo
good night brooklyn
@ 6am, you stupid! lol
I just know he better take that 20 year installment plan. There’s no reason not to, he’s only 19! That’s 20 years of guaranteed good living!
No Akimbo dont take the 20 year plan, you never know whats gonna happen tomorrow, besides interest alone on $17 million is $2 million if invested right, that means after 20 years he’ll have at least $57 million.
@ 6am,
well if he takes a goverment bonds or a municipal bond, I don’t remember which one is guaranteed but it is the most secure investment someone who don’t like risk can take!
plus you rincome on those bonds is tax free! but i don’t think that you can suscribe to it as a person! can you?
I pray he does not live in some ghetto area,his life could be at risk.i would pack up my family and move to another state in the some woods somewhere.lol ^^this picture should be his last
Man I’m happy for the brotha for real he came up!! I didn’t think I was a chicken head but when I saw him I though who is this bum. then when I read it I thought you know I could work with him. Lots can be done with 35.3. Am I chicken head?
@Akimbo
When you click on the link and get a little bit more on the story it says he took the one time “lump sum” payout of $17 Million…
But what you said is right (in one sense) according to one of the newsmagazine shows that did a story on MegaLottery Winners… A number of the winners agreed that they were lucky tha