Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
Nowhere to Hide
Posted by Bossip Staff
Opening statements were made in the case of the Pied Piper today.
Click HERE to read more about this long awaited and infamous trial. Ole Robert is about to face the music - for real.
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Topics: R Kelly, R Kelly and Lawsuits
FIRST YAHHH!!!!
LMFAO @ this title and picture!
R.KELLY SHOULD BE THROWN IN PRISON, BUT NOT BY HIMSELF. THE GIRLS PARENTS SHOULD BE SHARING A CELL RIGHT WITH HIS TRIFLIN ARSE.
LMPRAO!!
Hey Bree!!
hello Brooklyn!
R.Kelly they don’t like pedophiles in prison. I’d watch my azz…
DAXN He is going down!
You have a rape victim, someone who already convicted you on your jury?? Daxn Kells…should we wash you out and hang you out to dry.
On a side bar note: I thought that they couldn’t have someone on the jury who already thinks you are guilty…
@ bree(Check me out!)
hello Brooklyn!
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What’s goody?
@I’m Just Me
Hey mama!
WHAT UP BROOKLYN!
HEY BREE!! Good afternnon!
HE CAN HIDE IN THE CLOSET…..
I just read that they have already replaced one juror
Its about time!! lock him up!
@ I’m Just Me(Check me out!)
WHAT UP BROOKLYN!
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Chillin’… So, do you think they are FINALLY gonna bury this dude or what?
You can work on your new track “Trapped in the Jail Cell”…
where did he take this sad ass picture at?
or is he just craving some adolescent tail.
@beautiful b
its from the trapped in the closet never ending saga
Kels,
Bubba and Luther said “Hi” and did you bring the
K-Y Warming Jelly?
LOL @ this pic.
Anyone who preys on young weak minded children should be thrown to the wolves!! Tru Story!!
LMAO @ Al-Anon
Ewwwwwww….K-Y Warming Jelly….haha
The following are reasons why R. Kelly should be worried about going to prison.
1. He is a pedophile….and they get about as much luv inside as convicted cops.
2. He sings….got a feeling a going be doing either a lot of singing or a lot of fighting…plus he is a pedophile.
3. Did I already say that he is a pedophile!?! He also has a lot of haters….i for 1 am a fan of his music but there is a large group of people that wants him to get his come upings.
“You can work on your new track “Trapped in the Jail Cell”…”
ROTFLMBAO!!!! Good one!!
how this 24 comments already and this story just came out.
Bossip Readers…yeah, they talk to much
I found yall
Well it’s about time!
everytime i see r kelly i think of chappelle show when he did the piss on you song…..look how long ago that was and this case is just coming to trial…smdh…
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
Anyone who preys on young weak minded children should be thrown to the wolves!! Tru Story!!
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The wolves would be too good for this guy, I say they throw him to KHIA!!!
LOL @ Brooklyn
How about, anyone preying on young children should be thrown to the Dark Seekers at Twilight?
Ole Kels will probably pay for protection, but I wonder how long it’ll take before he becomes somebody’s bitch?
Cops say that a man who goes to jail either comes out a better criminal or a better fag! Which one for you R. Kelly?
Theres a rumor Mr. Kelly goes both ways so prison might be the place to be for him
@ M-DADDY’S…
“The wolves would be too good for this guy, I say they throw him to KHIA!!!”
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I am screaming with laughter-y’all gonna get a sista in trouble again here at work…
LMAO @ the TRAPPED IN JAIL comment!
@Brooklyn
i am actually working [sigh]..i’m off to Vegas this thursday and I CAN’T WAIT! how are you?
@ I’m Just Me
idk if you read my comment on another post, but i will say it again- i LOVE that gravie!
@ Re
hey girl!!..any side-eye glances from your boss?
@Amber & M-Daddy
hey!
OR, what about this?
He should be locked in a room, which will be dark, and damp, and Kels will squint for a little before his eyes focus. Then, in the corner across the room, he’ll here strange squealing sounds, and hissing. When the strange sound is several feet away, he will then realize who is coming towards him to have his way with him…the late Dennis Rodman (see last Rodman post).
Sucks to be you R. !
@ Bree
Hey!! What’s been up??…I have a question…how do you make your font bold?
lol @ r kelly lookin like a peepin tom on that pic
@Bree, hey girl! Yes, many akward moments between us…thankfully he’s not in rotation this week, so I’ll have other radiologists to deal with until Monday….
@ Brooklyn
I wonder if they will do to him wat those jurors did to OJ? I don’t know. I really can’t call this one. If he is guilty he needs to go down. He is sick, marrying Aaliyah when she was 15. That is gross. Love her! But that is gross and wrong, so they need to sit his @$$ on somewhere.
@ Aunt Viv
I am screaming with laughter-y’all gonna get a sista in trouble again here at work…
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Sorry Auntie LOL
*hear* Spelling check on 3:34pm post.
LOL @ the comments on here
Kels in done for though. I think he cops a plea.
Amber
i so want to share, but there may be imposters lurking! how can i show you??..
ahh whatever
it’s w/o asterisks
Hey Bree
I saw it after I saw this one…Thanx! I still see Morris though.
Damn now thats a defense team worthy of making an ABC sitcom file motion after motion until the girls reaches a mature age of 23 way 2 go dream team R. still gonna get the noose nasty bastard. I’d given him the buzness and alot of my friends to bad he like them youngins my daughters r off limits
ok that didn’t work w/o spaces
@M-DADDY’S OAKLAND’S FINEST’S AKA F.B.I. (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
Anyone who preys on young weak minded children should be thrown to the wolves!! Tru Story!!
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The wolves would be too good for this guy, I say they throw him to KHIA!!!
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Ohh, that was wrong, LOL!!
LMAO…Amber, i’m having a tough time trying to tell you how to do this..
w/o the underline/score
@ Bree
Lol, girl it’s ok I’m confused…haha!
@ AS SEEN ON TV
Haters want to hate, lovers want to love, I don’t even want none of the above I want to piss on YOOOOUUU!!
Chappelle is hilarious.
I want to poo on you tooooo!
Any recording studios at the Joliet prison?
@Re(Check me out!)
LOL @ Brooklyn
How about, anyone preying on young children should be thrown to the Dark Seekers at Twilight?
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LMAO… I agree!!
Wait…Huh? Did I just do that?
ok, i am not crazy it is just not showing up!
did i just bold everyone’s posts?
Whay are my posts coming bold?
WHY!!
BOSSIP this is not funny! ok, maybe just a little! LMAO! stop it!
Yea I think you did @ Bree
@Brooklyn
LMAO, calm down young grasshopper
Y’all think his cds will go out of print if he’s convicted?
LMAO i’m sorry..idk what happened..now people are really going to believe i work for Bossip!
someone call Smokey, she knows how to close the bold
@ MDADDY
The wolves would be too good for this guy, I say they throw him to KHIA!!!
*************str8 to the coroner***********
Its a wrap for this man!
Omg, why am I bold….OMG WHYEEEEE?
@ bree(Check me out!)
LMAO @ the TRAPPED IN JAIL comment!
@Brooklyn
i am actually working [sigh]..i’m off to Vegas this thursday and I CAN’T WAIT! how are you?
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That’s a good thing (Work) LOL… So, Thursday=Vegas, huh? Sweet!! I’m actually going to Vegas for an interview next month. Have you been there before or is this your first time?
we’re the bold ones like the detergent.
@Re
OMG!! You are too Funny LOL @ Dennis Rodman, that was HILARIOUS!!
During his trial, can they introduce the fact that he was “married” to Aaliyah when she was 15 years old?
It does hint at a pattern of him with young teenage girls.
Brooklyn
this is my first time! i’m sooooooooooooo excited..so what happens if you get the job? you’re gonna become Vegas Stand Up? no? lol
@ bree
Heyy Miss lady how are you?
this is making my eyes hurt
BREE LETME FIND OUT YOU REALLY ARE WORKING FOR BOSSIP…BOLDING ERRONE’S POSTS LIKE THAT
Maybe he can believe he’s a bird and fly far far away. Its been a long time coming for the R man I want to see him get pissed on. This is for all the grown ass man who isn’t man enough to deal with a woman. They can get the piss face too.
@Brooklyn
Lol, that last Dennis Rodman picture was torturous enough just seeing it online…
BOSSIP TURN OFF THE BOLD!
lmao at bree
@I’m Just Me(Check me out!)
@ Brooklyn
I wonder if they will do to him wat those jurors did to OJ? I don’t know. I really can’t call this one. If he is guilty he needs to go down. He is sick, marrying Aaliyah when she was 15. That is gross. Love her! But that is gross and wrong, so they need to sit his @$$ on somewhere.
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I’m wit ya on this one buddy, that was just wrong (Aaliyah). We should of seen it then that he was a dirt bag. I hope they throw the book at this dude for real, the guy is a creep.
Okay, so is everything coming up bold?
LOL @ I’M JUST ME!
Bossip thinks it’s funny too! i really don’t know what happened..my bad y’all..i can’t stop laughing..my co-workers are giving me the evil eye!
….Please…dear God, I don’t want to be bold anymore…I’ll stop being an a$$ to my co-worker, I promise….just take away the bold…
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@im just me
wasn’t that the best…then he did the remix…you gotta love dave chappelle…
@ Bree
I’m sorry I should’ve never asked!!!
Ha, I asked Bree about the bold ages ago, she ignored me, so I surmised that she works for Bossip. Hmmmm….
$m♥K.E.Y., help!
i was trying to show Amber how to bold and all of sudden everything else went bold! idk how to close the bold! LOL..this is a mess!
@JSABP
A lot of folks know how to make their comments bold. I don’t think Bree works for Bossip she just typed in the wrong code. Which is kinda my fault because I asked…
JSABP
i told you that i ignored you bcuz of your stalker..
but i have to go it’s my lunch
be back around 5!
test
One nation under the bold. . .LMAO
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LMAO @ Sydney!!
Amber
i’m sorry too! LOL damn!
@bree(Check me out!)
Brooklyn
this is my first time! i’m sooooooooooooo excited..so what happens if you get the job? you’re gonna become Vegas Stand Up? no? lol
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LOL!! That all depends on if my wife is willing to relocate but I will keep my name, lol BK for Life!!
@Smokey
Where ya been?
Whee, we all look alike. . .I feel the kinship, LOL!
@Bree, understood, sometimes, I guess it was hard for folks to distinguish.
i like the bold
I swear R.Kelly has been wrong in my eyes since the whole Aaliyah (RIP) thing. I hope he loses his case, goes to jail, becomes “Roberta Kelly” and gets golden showers by some dude named Bubba.
@Re(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn
Lol, that last Dennis Rodman picture was torturous enough just seeing it online…
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Which one? The one with all the make up? That sh*t was DISGUSTING, lol…. YUK!!
@ AS SEEN ON TV
I love the remix even more and i am sorry but truthfully he looked like skinnier version of R. Kelly.
Daxn Dave is versatile. He looked a lot like Rick James too for that matter.
@I’m Just Me
I wonder if they will do to him wat those jurors did to OJ? I don’t know. I really can’t call this one. If he is guilty he needs to go down. He is sick, marrying Aaliyah when she was 15. That is gross. Love her! But that is gross and wrong, so they need to sit his @$$ on somewhere.
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Agree, let’s hope the jurors do the right thing, and send him to prison. If there isn’t enough evidence against him in this case (a frickin tape!) then I dont know what else they need. Add to that the fact he married a child; Aahliya when she was 15.
im weeping so hard with tears
omg let me get serious
@Sydney, yeah, kinda make you want to join cyber hands singing “We are the world, sha lah, We are the children…”
@ bree(Check me out!)
BOSSIP TURN OFF THE BOLD!
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Funny as hell!!
LMPRAO!!
oops, “makes”
My last plea…Please…dear God, I don’t want to be bold anymore…I’ll stop being an a$$ to my co-worker, I promise…just take away the bold…
It’s kind of ironic that the thread is named Nowhere to Hide because all of us are wayyy out in the open now.
I always feel like somebody’s watching me. . .and I have no privacy, lol!
bree what code exactly did u use?
If the girl keeps saying it was not her and if the supposed mole on R. Kells back since childhood cannot be seen by looking at the tape, he will get off. It’s called Reasonable Doubt! Fukked up, but it’s how it goes down for celebs with big jingle to get high powered representation.
Can we do italics, too? That’s so girly and cute, lol.
@Amber/$moK.E.Y.
Hi, sisters! *hugs* and good afternoon to everyone
@ Sydney
*Hugs*
@ Everyone
Ok I saw the tape when it first came out. Does everything think it’s him for sure in the tape??
I hope he gets that last CD out before lock up that hair braider song is jammin
it looks like ur underscore cause the page to be incorporated into the bold text
test1
Hey is err’thing itals now?
Bree
did u use
? ignore the asterisk
Oh, guess not…shoot, I was just going along for the ride.
*thinking to self “hmmm, so how and where are these chicks inserting codes”*?
My eyes are starting to hurt!!
it wont appear on bossip the codes dont appear
Aight girls, work it out…:-)
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