Thursday, May 15th, 2008
Tatted Up Chubby Swag
Posted by Bossip Staff
Ricky Ross should never leave the house without a shirt mainly because the sight of his bare belly is a fright before noon. However, we couldn’t resist; he steals the show in this July ‘08 XXL cover shot .
We didn’t even notice Trina, Flo Rida, and DJ Khaled with all that chubby flubbering around.
Topics: Some Morning Fug, Trina
1rst
dade county stand up !
Hello!!!!
nasty and trina looks funny i hate magazines they are alwayz touchin up shit…. hell we pay top dollar for these mags so lets see the real deal
This is the most funniest - wierdest looking cover ever!
YUCK…. that’s all i have to say.
SWEET CHEEKS & SHAY SHAY
Good morning ladies.
I see more stretch marks than tatoos on Rick Ross.
Gross! They could have done better then that.
Why is Rick’s lip like that?? He looks like he rides the “special bus”
Eeewwww! I just threw up a lil…put a shirt on!
trina looks fine, to me
But his album is on hit
HE LOOKS LIKE A SLAP OF COW MEAT
HE BELLY IS NASTY WITH ALL THAT DAM TATWHOO
hello room
sweets i guess we back smdh
damn, i am so wearing the #9’s as well..
Florida & Trina do not belong on that cover.
Because I don’t want to be a hater, I’ll say something nice first: Trina’s “hair” looks nice, and they’re all doing the damn thing!
As for the hate portion of my analysis, Rick Ross looks gross in person (I’ve seen his neckless upper torso and the back of his slanted head) and should consider losing weight for the sake of his health.
Dj Khaled should stop saying his name incorrect everytime he’s shouting it out on a record, I hate that, and he’s a bamma for it (for those of us from DC who understand this term).
Moving right along, Trina’s space shoes are not fashionable, they look like ice skates with a rubber sole to replace the metal blade.
….I can’t think of any hate for Flo Rida right now.
Hate, hate, hate (in the words of Mr. Chappelle, lol).
That nicca surpassed chubby a longtime ago…this cover looks so damn Bootleg!!!
Please tell me this is some kind of joke? Rick Ross should already KNOW his azz about to get lit up…
EWWWW!! @ RICK ROSS!
I agree, the cover is whack, and what happend to Trina, I use to think she was pretty, she aint looking right.
Just Nasty as hell!!!!!!….I just threw up in my mouth!!!! PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON!!!!!…YOU DA BIGGEST BOSS THAT I SEEN THUS FAR…..ON THE REAL WHO TOLD HIM THAT WAS SEXY??!!!
Everyone has their own opinion but I tend to like the chubby, fluffy, fat, thick men (as long as they cute with it). I think Rick is dog ugly but I would hold onto that belly with all my might…LMAO!!
Aww shyt now Re…DC stand-up!!! LOL
Yes he is disgusting 4real in person…I remember I was at either H2O or Love and he was there. Well after he performed his nasty, SWEATY azz had the nerve to put his arms around me and my homegyrl. I almost threw up…
And I just noticed Flo Rida’s azz is on that cover too…for fyckin what? This guy’s name is Flo Rida for Christ’s sake…that alone speaks volumes about his wackness. Applebottom jeans…boots with the fur??? What the hell kinda lyrics are those?
@ Re
Flo Rida is the biggest bamma of them all….from his name to his music…shit is all bad..
@Mz_Magnificent1
Hey, DC in the house!
WHy is his stomach dented in on one side?
Khia eat your heart out…..
That’ll never be you! I know they’re doing a Florida theme, still, just saying!
Just when I thought XXl couldn’t get any worse WTF this is just trash XXL lost 4real.
Mz Magnificient and Re..both yall from DC….
so am I
@num1dominicano
Lol, but they love his songs on hot 99.5!
@ Re
yeah…you are right about that..
Kuntry with a capital K is all I can see on this cover. Rick Ross looks a hot mess. I wouldn’t want to wrestle with all that shit for no amount of money in the world. Plus, he’s got little ass feet so you know that means he’s not ‘working’ with much. Fat ass and small peen, means HELL NO!!!
thats whats im talkin bout! FLORIDA all day baby!
DUUUUUUUVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL 904
maybe it’s me but Trina looks like Boots from Flava of Love…
Ok, ok, all I see on this cover is a beached KILLER WAVE that got
swept ashore onto the Miami Coast, please PETA help push this animal
back into the water before it falls onto the ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST!
Re
I will be in DC in two weeks, I will be shaking my thang in LOVE.
@Re..hey girl
@M-daddy…you are so right. He looks so nasty and special but his album is on fire. I love it! And good morning!
Even Khaled this fatty pumpa looks slim comparate to ross….. fortunately ross has kept his shades on cause his eyes are way worst than his belly
Wait…why is Flo Rida on the cover of anything. What is his song?
Rick Ross looks gross. Bossip this is not chubby swag this is obese swag for real.
Barf at all those tats!
I need to borrow Games gun…
Wow. Just Wow.
We are living in a world where women artists are expected to be on top of their game of flawless perfection and then we have a total 360 degree flip of Rick Ross. A man who could wear my grandmama’s bra. He look like a tatted up shitty ass turd.
I’m
so
mad
at
that
cover!
What a waste of paper. In years time these people will have nothing to show for the senseless money they earned.
@Smokey
Heyyyyy! Awesome, where state are you coming from?
He look one hog maw away from a heart attack…
And I just noticed Flo Rida’s azz is on that cover too…for fyckin what? This guy’s name is Flo Rida for Christ’s sake…that alone speaks volumes about his wackness. Applebottom jeans…boots with the fur??? What the hell kinda lyrics are those?
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I hate Flo-Rida…
Please say it again!!This cover will be the worst -selling issue in history…
Two Words Rick Ross…
Jenny. Craig.
@Southern Belle
Hello my fellow Stringer Bell fan!
is it just me or does trina look just like bootz on dis cover??? (looks good just sayin)
“Applebottom jeans…boots with the fur??? What the hell kinda lyrics are those?”
You’re so correct. The boots with the fur thing (I believe Ludacris made fun of those in the “Stand Up video”)…
@re
damn DC in the building…….. anyways num1dominquo has a crush on u, it’s so obvious!!! so holla at my dude back LMAOO……
like me ex always say why do guys look so obvious when they checking out a female???
Re
from NYC, I know the traffic from DC to NY is crazy, it goes slow, so I gotta leave accordingly.
Are you from PG county?
@harlem chick
“He look like a tatted up shitty ass turd.”
Gull you is some crazy for that one! But you are so right. Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo (south park fans will know what that is)!
Bet RR’s navel takes up all the water when he’s in the jaguzzi
@Dre
What part of DC are you from?
I have YET to go to NY, but I hear it’s fantastic up there!
Lol, I already told him I was married awhile back, but I’m flattered
@Smokey
Naw, I’m from Northwest DC, but I moved to Silver Spring, MD, about 10 minutes from Washington
test
Mid 30’s, boofinish, coons. . .
“Bet RR’s navel takes up all the water when he’s in the jaguzzi”
hahahahahahahaha, oh if I could transfer the visual I just had in my mind on here….
ghetto shyt
@re
im from maryland pg county!!!!!!
Btw, out of curiousity, can everyone post what state they’re hailing from? I’ve always wondered what state all of us at Bossip writing from.
*Curiosity* Sorry spell check.
@Dre
Okay! Which area?
DC here……..NW…Upshur St….
Rick Ross is the most disgusting man I have seen on television.
very poor taste to put that tub of lard on the cover of that magazine!!
I just know that under his man boobs there is pounds of dirt and it stinks!!
Re
Sliver spring, MD
is that mostly hispanics?
HOLD THE HELL UP..HE ISN’T THE MOST DISGUSTING..I STILL HAVE TO HAND IT TO RICHARD SIMMONS! HE IS DISGUSTING!
AND JUST BECAUSE HE IS BIG..DONT MEAN HE STANK..HE HAS MONEY NOW..HE CAN PAY FOR PEOPLE TO GET IN AND OUT THE FAT CREASES! LOL
CHUBBY SWAG!
HOLD UP..HOW CAN THIS TUB O LARD ABUSER BE ON THE COVER WITHOUT TRICK DADDY? WHERE IS HE? TRINA, MADE IT CLEAR THAT SHE IS ON WHOEVER N*TS…THAT IS BRINGING IN THE DOUGH AT THE TIME! SMH!
@ m daddy where are you im looking for you i need to get at you about yaterday i caught the drama when i came in early this morning, so what had you clownong on the khia post….. go back there and read what i wrote you !!!!!! hilarious
@Smokey
In certain areas….ABSOLUTELY. But I can’t say nothing though, cause my folks are Ethiopian and we’re just crawling all over this damn city, lol.
@num1dominicano
Hey, I know where that is! Did you say you worked by Silver Spring?
I always try to ask all things about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** celeb Ming le.c om ***
I once was there and met my rich boyfriends.
It’s a place to meet the rich/celebrity.
Sugar Walls: RICHARD SIMMONS! HE IS DISGUSTING!
I couldn’t agree with you more.
ughhhhhh all of them are play’d as hell when was the last time Trina actually had a hit. And Rick Ross two words Gastric Bypass
@re
cant disclose my area on a forum sorry….. but i will u an idea…. live maybe close to oxon hill
they need to replace Trina and FloRida with Trick and Pitbull
give
@ Re
Yeah I live in NW but work in Silver Spring right on GA….by the Discovery Building…
Matter of fact my man is thrwoing a party @ Gallery this Sat….you and your folks should come through
@Dre
Lol, I think I have an idea of where, but thats awesome! Alright ya’ll I’m going to have to stop pretending like I’m working and actually make this money.
Yay @ num1domincano and Re…DMV all day!!!
I live in MD too…I’m in that good ole P.G. County lol.
@num1dominicano
Hey, Sats a no-go, but thanks!
Ciao to everyone!(Southern Belle, Dre, Smokey, Magnificent1, Num1Dom), have a good evening!
I like Trina’s shoes without the extra heal
I don’t know who the rest of these niggas are cause i’m a east coast chick. Their music makes me sick literally.
@ms. sugarwalls…I love me some Trick Daddy do you hear me. He is my ghetto susperstar!
But I do agree they should have had Trick on the cover. Flo-Rida needs to go back under his ROCK!
@re
peace
DAM DUDE GOTTA TATTOO T-SHIRT
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
KEEPIN IT GHETTO
@blunt blazer
thats funny
Shay Shay
LOL I was feeling myself yesterday. I’m actually feeling myself today too, so dont be surprised at what I say today.
@dre
Whats good pimp juice??
@ Re…
Here’s some hate for Flo Rida…he has no talent and his rhymes are soft. Hated it!
@ intuitivepisces
Whats good my Pisces family?
They must of had an All you can eat buffet at the tattoo parlor
@ M Daddy
Just tryin to make it to the weekend! I can’t wait to sit on my deck with a tall Mojito, LOL.
@mdaddy
sup fam, congrat on the game yesterday.. odom really played well and kobe actually passed the ball!!!LMAOO
@ intuitivepisces(Check me out!)
@ M Daddy
Just tryin to make it to the weekend! I can’t wait to sit on my deck with a tall Mojito, LOL.
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I hear ya. Its susposed to hit 101 degrees today so I cant wait until I’m done here at work
HEY M-DADDY!!
@dre(Check me out!)
@mdaddy
sup fam, congrat on the game yesterday.. odom really played well and kobe actually passed the ball!!!LMAOO
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LOL he didnt even take a shot in the 4th.
@M DADDY/F.B.I
im chatting with lauren in my email and im telling on you!!!!! YOU JUST DONE WENT AND GOT OUT OF HAND!!!! BUT AGAIN I LOVE IT
I almost threw up in my mouth. It’s no call for that. None at all. I’m all about personal sexy and claiming it for yourself. Don’t put it on the inside of the magazine. Give us a chance to adjust to the thought. At least we can close the pages. You can’t cover the cover…damn.
@ AMBER
Hey Amber how are you??
They look like a pack of minority super heros….
@corperatecutieshayshay
@M DADDY/F.B.I
im chatting with lauren in my email and im telling on you!!!!! YOU JUST DONE WENT AND GOT OUT OF HAND!!!! BUT AGAIN I LOVE IT
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See I’m full of surprises. Yall didnt know I could go RAW huh??
“They must of had an All you can eat buffet at the tattoo parlor”
***********DEAD************
WHAT UP AMBER, WHAT GOING ON
@ M DADDY
THATS WHAT I HUST TOLD HER, WE NOT THE ROWDY ONES AT ALL, ITS YOUR QUITE FRIENDLY ASS THAT WE NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR…… SMART MOUTHED ASS MAN, AMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART, AFTER READING YESTERDAYS POST IM CONVINCED WE REALLY ARE BOTHER AND SITER, WHATS YOUR DADDYS NAME :)!( HA HA)
Just when I took a huge bite out of my sandwich, the picture came up, and my sandwich almost did! Damn, damn, damn you Bossip! He should be a candidate for bulimia.
I am soo sorry to disagree with everyone…but rick ross is attractive to me…I bet he’s like a big teddy bear…I love his cd…theres just something about him….as for Trina’s ugly ass along with flo rida’s lame ass and dj khaled’s repetitious ass lol I would take ricky ross the biggest boss over all them!
@ ROZZA
OK, NOW YOU HEARD WHAT I TOLD M DADDY!!! IM NOT HAVING THIS OUT OF YOU TWO TODAY
@Stimulus Check
They look like a pack of minority super heros….
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LMAO
LMFAO !!! Rick Ross does look a hot mess, but thats my DUDE!!! And 4 real yall know MIAMI runnin’ things right now. 305 MI-YAYO
@Re: I’m from Tidewater Area in Virginia - Suffolk, to be exact. Nothing here but cows, ham, peanuts, and church.
That was nasty (Ricky Ross)!!!!
@corperatecutieshayshay(Check me out!)
@ M DADDY
THATS WHAT I HUST TOLD HER, WE NOT THE ROWDY ONES AT ALL, ITS YOUR QUITE FRIENDLY ASS THAT WE NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR…… SMART MOUTHED ASS MAN, AMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART, AFTER READING YESTERDAYS POST IM CONVINCED WE REALLY ARE BOTHER AND SITER, WHATS YOUR DADDYS NAME :)!( HA HA)
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This has not been a very good week for me so I have alot of aggression I need to let out. LOL
Rick Ross looks like a dented globe
@Corperate: It is just WRONG! First we got subjected to Khia and her monster gut-to-butt camel toe thing, and now we see this big shiny mass of tattooed flesh looking like he is about to burst. I can’t help it - and I’m not a mean person by nature. I’m a sunny person by nature
@M-Daddy: I am choking on lunch right now. A DENTED GLOBE?!?!?! LMAO!
Rick Ross needs a whoopin. Trina’s lacefront kills me, everytime! And the other characters: Who cares!!!!!!
PISECS, IS IN THE HOUSE! BABY! NO MATTER WHAT SEASON BABY…PISCES REPRESENTIN’
RICK ROSS DOES NEED HIS ASS WHUPPPED! I MEAN..HE BIT OFF OF BIG AND EVERYTHING..THE VIDEO..IM THE BOSS..
QUESTION????????
IF YOU WERE IN THE BED WITH YOUR MAN, OR WOMAN(FELLAS) AND THE PHONE RANG..AND SHE/HE ANSWERED IT, AND YOU WANTED TO GET FRISKY, AND HE/SHE PUSHED YOU OFF OF THEM..WOULD YOU
A: GET MAD
B: CURSE THEM OUT
C: GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE HOT
D: PAY BACK IS A B*TCH
E: ALL OF THE ABOVE
PISCES DAMN..THE CHRONIC IS TAKING OVER…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOL
@mdaddy
but odom had alot of point yesterday thou!! anyways how are u today and how is the west side????
@ Ms. Sugar Walls
A and D
@dre
@mdaddy
but odom had alot of point yesterday thou!! anyways how are u today and how is the west side????
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Yeah Odom has become quite the role player that Kobe has needed. I’m good man trying to stay as cool as possible. Its supposed to hit 101 degrees today
The fat guy (Rick Ross?) acts like he used to be muscular. But I don’t see it. He must have a self-esteem that’s out of this world. In his world he is a superstar, but in mine, he is just a big, fat-assed moon.
Forgive me, but I have never heard his music or heard of him except through Bossip, so I don’t see the appeal.