Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

He Can Dish It But He Can’t Take It

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Some truly ironic ish went down at the R Kelly trial yesterday:

“The R. Kelly kiddie porn trial kicked off jury selection yesterday, but apparently the biggest issue for participants was the smell of pee – we mean, literally. Kelly “frequently held a tissue over his nose” during the nine-hour session, and even the prosecutors had to complain about the odor wafting in from the bathroom.”

Oh - now all of the sudden he’s got something against the mellow yellow? Ain’t that a b*tch.

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Comments(57) on “He Can Dish It But He Can’t Take It”

  1. gravatar glok9n
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    THATZ HIS STEEZ, PEE ON A BYTCH! THATZ HIS LOVE MAKING THAT KINKY SHIT,CAN I PISS ON YOU BABY! NEW SONG !

  2. gravatar Deswes95
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    First! He needs to get ready to dance with his friends in the PEN!

  3. gravatar rox
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    Chester da Molester!

  4. gravatar liv
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    who knew!

  5. gravatar glok9n
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    NOPE! I KNOW WHO BEAT YOU QUICK WHO?….. MY DYCK!

  6. gravatar TASHA
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    that was funny

  7. gravatar Shan
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    The irony is not lost. I thought that he would want that smell constantly wafting through the air with him being a fan of golden showers.

  8. gravatar Binary Star
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    Bossip - I think you need a script that will just automatically delete the first 10 comments on every post.

  9. gravatar I'm Just Me
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    LMFAOOO! BOSSIP SHUT THE HELL UP! That is hilarious! What kind of shyt was going on in that court house.

  10. gravatar Southern Belle 225
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    Kelly Pissy Pants!

  11. gravatar glok9n
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    DELETE YOUR BULLSHIT!….OR ILL PISS ON YOU IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

  12. gravatar beautiful b
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    MAYBE I WATCH TOO MUCH BOSTON LEGAL BUT IAM ASSUMING THIS IS A STUNT PULLED BY THE PROSECUTION. LOL…EFFIN HILARIOUS!!

  13. gravatar Vinandi
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    Mellow Yellow- LMAO Bossip!!!

  14. gravatar bree
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    LMFAO @ BOSSIP!

  15. gravatar DFFFD
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    he is A GAY. he is seeking handsome guys now at a ce lebs&mil lionaire dating club’S earching M illionaire***co m’ I am sick of it.

  16. gravatar eyesoflauramars
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    That was a front.He wasn’t upset about the smell, He was just pissed that the piss wasn’t being sprayed on his ass.

  17. gravatar Encyclopedia Brown
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    “The mellow yellow”

    LMAO @ bossip

  18. gravatar eyesoflauramars
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    …by a child.

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    all the hypocrites are f*cking me up! Yall know damn well yall still listen to Kells…I know I do! Kells is the sh*t, and If the court house was stinking..that is a trife courthouse! I thought that they clean courthouse bathrooms…at least they do in the lOU!

  20. gravatar caramelsin
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    smell wasn’t botherin’ him, it was exciting him!

  21. gravatar kittylicious aka melanie
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    @ everyone - Good morning

    Well aint that a bitch, he didn’t seem to mind the smell when he was peeing all over that little girl, lol. All I can say to this is KARMA IS A BITCH!! He better be careful in jail because someone is going to do to him what he did to that little girl (who is not so innocent herself)

  22. gravatar SIDEWAYZ
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    Soon emough we’ll be calling Kells the “BUTT PIRATE”
    Don’t drop the shop!!!!!

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    whatever..he isn’t the only that is peeing on people! Get over that sh*t! He is going to beat this, and you hypocrites know it!

  24. gravatar Detroiter4Life
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    LMAO!!! @ Bossip! Ya’ll stupid can we get some real info please!! ;o)

    Ya’ll Negros ain’t right!! LOL!!LOL!!

  25. gravatar SoSo
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    Oh he really got nerve. They should make him go into the bathrooms and lick those pissy toliets.

  26. gravatar mrslaadee
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    Kelly likes to deliver pee, not smell pee…LOL

  27. gravatar ATLBlogger
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    LOL @ SOSO

    I’ma need 4 them to get on with the trial. That’s some BS. :) WHERE R THE JANITORS!!! Then the bastard had the audacity to cover his noise, whatever, u wasn’t covering yo noise during yo pissing scene, so I’m quite sure the smell in the courtroom wasn’t that bad compared to the smell in the room yo dumb ass was comitting a felony in. UGH! LOL

  28. gravatar BLUNTBLAZER
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    WHA KINDA COURTHOUSE IS THAT

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
    KEEP IT GHETTO

  29. gravatar lil latte
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    I can’t wait to see how much time he gets

  30. gravatar Ibn
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    LMAO

    HE PROBABLY JUST GOT DONE PISSING ON SOMEBODY BEFORE HE MADE IT TO COURT

  31. gravatar lil latte
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    change of subject but this was VERY INTERESTING:
    I haven’t seen this (below) on TV…

    Don’t know if you caught this so I thought I would share this picture with you. Then President Bill Clinton and Rev. Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., who went to the White House to pray for President Clinton regarding Monica Lewinsky. How soon they forget! President Clinton and Rev. Jeremiah Wright…at a White House breakfast during the ‘Monica Lewinsky Scandal.’ I have no problem with Rev. Wright. I do have a problem with the Clintonian hypocrisy.

    —–Inline Attachment Follows—–

  32. gravatar lil latte
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    It wont let me attach the letter and picture that goes with it

  33. gravatar omni101
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    that goes to show you the sadistic gravity of this mans behavior. to get sick at the smell of urine in court , only to urinate on a child’s head?

    boy please wait till grown ass men in jail piss in your mouth and make you swallow…

  34. gravatar Suga Mo
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    Bossip Yall know yall are retarded… That man though of what was coming anf pissed his pants.

  35. gravatar Suga Mo
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    @ Lil Latte

    I was saying that about a week ago. Rev Wright used to frequent the white house and stay with the clinton there from time when bill was in office. A friend of mine is Secret service at the white house

  36. gravatar eyesoflauramars
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    @ Lil Latte

    Bossip won’t even allow the link to be posted.
    For those who want to know : Google “President Bill Clinton and Rev. Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright.

    Of course Hillary knew this when she was talking her smack about Obama. She is a deceitful, conniving…

  37. gravatar Suge
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    While Clinton is out on the stump telling lies, Obama ain’t worried about her. He was seen in the pool hall shooting pool. LOL

  38. gravatar justmoi
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    LMFAO!!!!

  39. gravatar Celebrity CSI
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    Bossip, I’m just now checking in to read about R Kells. iF he DOES get sentenced, no doubt his duties will include…inmate janitor. Which to me very well fits the crime. Y’all a hot mess. lol

  40. gravatar DaPro
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    The court is in Cook County Jail. No question it smells like pee, it’s one of the dirtiest joints anywhere

  41. gravatar glok9n
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    @SUGA MO! YOU SURE DID SAY THAT !ME TOO BUT A WEEK BEFORE YOU!LOL

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    first of all fuck of all you haters please get a life..and second pee smell in the court room..thats just bizzare lake the rest of this case..a hurt judge..kells rushed to the hospital..dleaded for six years thats just plain weird

  43. (Check me out!)

    That’s just too funny.LMAO!

  44. (Check me out!)

    that was too damn funny.. but i still love me some Kellz music… get it together KELLz!!!!!!

  45. gravatar Halo
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    That was a rumor released but it all bull because the judge on this has ordered silence on everything. To prove his point he has already sentenced one lady to 4 days because she took a pic. That rumor started on the streets because they knew people would believe it and they were right

  46. gravatar tricia
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    HE SHOULD OF HAD ON THAT MASK WHILE HE WAS MAKING THAT TAPE. MAYBE HE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS MESS. PERVERTED FREAK!!

  47. gravatar tricia
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    HE DIDN’T MIND THE SMELL OF URINE WHEN HE WAS PISSING ON THAT YOUNG GIRL!

  48. gravatar super woman
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    BITCH IF YOU CAN DISH IT! THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT!

  49. gravatar KellsGurl
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    Sparkle done pull sum Monica Lawinsky shit & took her nasty ass “neices” panties to court, in hopes of some DNA Testing…Wrong bitch!!! It was not Robert Kelly on that video, it was Avant!

  50. gravatar KellsGurl
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    Halo,

    Sounds like u got friends in high places, if so tell Robert that I LU HIM and he do no-wrong by me. I’ve been chasing his ass 4 18yrs. and I’ll be chasing him 4life!!!

  51. gravatar KellsGurl
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    WHY IS EVERYONE MAD @ KELLS, IM SURE SHE CAUGHT PLENTY OF ASS WHOOPINGS FOR PISSING ON HERSELF DURING HER POTTY TRAINING DAYS, SO WHY DA F*UCK WOULD SHE ALLOW A GROWN ASS MAN PISS ON HER @ 14YRS. SHE SHOULD’VE HAD FLASHBACKS AND GOT HER ASS UP TO FIND HER POTTY, HA HA HA!!! I KNOW WHERE MY 10YR. OLD DAUGTHER IS AND I’LL KNOW WHERE SHE’LL BE 4 YRS. 4RM NOW.

  52. gravatar PIMP DADDY
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    KELLY LIKES PISS SO MUCH THAT NOW HE’S WEARING PAMPERS.

  53. (Check me out!)

    lmfao!!!

  54. gravatar Betty B
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    Oh - now all of the sudden he’s got something against the mellow yellow? Ain’t that a b*tch.

    LMFOA

  55. gravatar KaKi
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    I would like to piss on this sick abuser.

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    Chi-Town’s Finest Kells,We love you,but this is to much.You are to old & to grown to not get a grown woman.Shame on you!

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    I don’t get it he was with Aaliyah at 16y.o. & no body said anything.If you didn’t see it then,don’t see it now.He shouldn’t go to jail,because no one brung up Aaliyah.He should just clean up the street’s or pay a fine.

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