Monday, May 5th, 2008

Greetings from Rikers

Posted by Bossip Staff

Remy Ma 505

Remy Ma speaks out from the pen:

“‘It’s nothing. I’m in here chillin’ – eating mad mackerel,’ the rapper joked, quickly changing tone to a more serious nature. ‘I’m in the cell 23 hours a day – max security. It’s real crazy over here. You got certain officers that are extra nice and you got the ones that are extra not nice. I be telling them it’s not my fault that my commissary is more than their salary.’”

‘Don’t be mistaken about a jury that was not my peers. There was no tan [or] dark brown, Black – nothing - on that jury. It’s a whole conspiracy against rappers right now so I already knew what it was,’ she said.

The rapper insisted she would return for another interview, because she has ‘wild phone time.’ It appeared that her fiancé rapper Papoose was on the call as well.”

No doubt she and Papoose are working on those jailhouse wedding arrangements. Don’t be surprised to find that Remy will emerge new and improved after her stint in jail. Looks like she’s taking a page from Foxy - a little time in lock down seems to be working wonders for her.

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  1. gravatar Jsmitty

    first biatch
    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

  2. gravatar fsfeioreg

    she is pretty and hot,right?
    She is a hot member of a celeb dating club ” Marrym ill io na i re.co m ” It was said that she wanna seek for rich man to date. Who will be the lucky rich man?

  3. gravatar def

    I heard that she is seeking rich men on blackmatching.com in these days. Reported by the magazine , she uploaded some of her hot and half naked pictures over there.Just go and check it out.

  4. gravatar Nino
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    Except that she’ll be doing way more time than Foxy–so maybe when she paroles in ten years she’ll have come to here senses and realize that her ass is locked up for SHOOTING HER FRIEND and not because of the color of the jury.

  5. gravatar afadfa
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    LMAO, at her pretending like she is happy……..

    23 hours a day, locked up. She is suffering. She needs to stop the “fake thug” act

  6. gravatar Nino
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    her senses

  7. gravatar Ieshia
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    AT LEAST SHE IS HOLDING HER HEAD I WISH HER THE BEST

  8. gravatar khia213

    I’m really beginning to believe that jail is not hard enough. All these rappers claiming how easy it is. Maybe we should send them South to work on a chain gang. See if it’s still all that after 10 hours working hot tar on a county road.

  9. gravatar Why?

    I laugh at people incarcerated that brag on how good they eating and whats on their books I would rather be free anyday that eat a prison Steak or steak em same thing in there.

    If this chick know so much and its a conspiracy why shoot somebody and give the peopel what they want.

    No way it’sa ll good in there like she would love us to believe she is holding it down making the most of it. Now by acting like she is so comfortable is she begging for mo time? please STFU

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    “its not my fault that my commisary is more than their salary”, “its nothing, im in here chillin”, “don’t be mistasken about a jury that was not my peers”………REMY STFU,U SOUND STUPID

  11. gravatar $m♥K.E.Y.
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    Dummy

    You shot someone over a disagreement and then expect a jury (regardless of whether they are

    your peers or not) to not convict you as not guilty. WTF?!?

    I would never brag on being in JAIL, their is no honor in being incarcerated!

    And you are in your cell 23 hours a day. This sounds like you are being kept

    away from the general population. Sounds like the prison and warden agreed

    that you would be considered an EASY TARGET in the yard! SMDH

    A fool tying to flip the script. Now that she is found guilty and jailed, I’m sure

    the victim will file a civil suit if they haven’t already. Remy your commissary is looking

    pretty weak now lady.

  12. gravatar $m♥K.E.Y.
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    *trying

  13. gravatar lil latte
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    I am sure she sits up in that cell like the world owes her something,while she is eating her mackeral. Because there is a conspiracy against rappers that SHOOT people…hmmmm yeah that sounds about right…

  14. gravatar Ugly Nikki
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    I hope her son is okay. I hope she gets out early and maybe gets some house arrest and a lot of parole.

  15. gravatar Frog-a-licious
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    Remy Remy Remy….. That’s all I gotta say.

  16. (Check me out!)

    this dunb ass broad she already had no street cred and now she thinks we care aboyt her z list love affair with papoose IN JAIL AT THAT. stupid if her commissary is able to be all that then why is she in jail over a fight about 1500 hundred dollars

  17. gravatar lisabeller
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    It’s said she asked one of her rich friend to look after her son. I got this news on “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e r . c o m” where the rich & celebrity gather! I think it’s true

  18. gravatar amedat
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    black folks boy!

  19. gravatar Black Beauty
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    She got exactly what she deserved. I don’t want to hear that crap about none of her “peers” being on the jury. What, did she want us to find 12 gun toting, weave wearing, tacky chicken heads to sit in the jury box?LOL She shot a sister over money, get real. Well, I am glad that she is happy because she is going to have plenty of time to think about what she did.

  20. gravatar lisalisa
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    wHat the hell is wrong with her mouth in the pic above?

  21. gravatar PIMP DADDY
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    ANOTHER DUMB HOE WHO’S GOING TO DO TIME.FUCK PAPOOSE SHE IS GONNA MARRY SOME 300LB BUTCH.I BET THIS HOE IS IN P.C. BEING OBEDIENT.

  22. gravatar Miss Lady Jordan
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    WTF is wrong with this girl? SHE SHOT SOME GIRL IN THE STOMACH and she’s over here talkin about how the jury was white thats why she was found guilty?? GET the F outta here YOU’RE FLAT OUT WRONG!! I use to be a fan of some of her music..but she’s taken everything too far…WHAT AN UGLY PERSON

  23. gravatar Panamanians Do It Better
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    SHE ACTUALLY DOESN’T LOOK HALF BAD HERE…

  24. gravatar soulwoman
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    I don’t see how its working wonders for her because it appears she is not taking it seriously. She isn’t even owning up to her wrong doing. Just like the other rappers, she is blaming her mistakes on some conspiracy.

  25. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    LOL@Panamanian…um, which pic are you looking at? This one is downright horrid!!

    Anyway, it seems kind of dumb to be getting smart w/those CO’s because I’m sure they could make her life miserable if they wanted to…


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  27. gravatar lady
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    Does anybody know how much time she got?

  28. gravatar Confused

    ditto what lady said? how long is her stay?

  29. gravatar Remy Ma
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    Black folks woulda agreed that dat bitch deserved ta git shot! Niggas know when a bitch be trippin’ she need a bullet in da gunt to let her know to step off!

  30. gravatar Serafina
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    Does the conspiracy against rappers include spiking their Patron with stupid juice? No one made her carry that gun, shoot her friend or act all hard with the witnesses.
    She has no idea how much the black community is frowning on her right now. So black faces in the jury box, wouldn’t have done her a damn world of good.
    Laquan’s and Salisha’s don’t go to jury duty. The only black faces, had there been any, would have been decent folks that don’t even listen to that trash she calls music.

  31. gravatar Miami

    Is this bitch actually in PRISON bragging about her commissary and phone time? Hmmm, wonder why a judge and jury would think she is ain’t about a damn thing. What happened to remorse? Fugly bitch, we know you shot that woman!

  32. gravatar Miami

    And I’d rather be broke as a joke with my freedom that talking about a large *doubtful* commissary locked the fuck up. Remy, get your mind right.

  33. (Check me out!)

    @SERAFINA
    A “SALISHA” DID WIN AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL THOUGH LOL, I WONDER IF THEY WILL MAKE HER CHANGE HER NAME………….

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    Of course she is comfortable. Remy was born to be a convict. I doubt the COs could give two shits about how stacked her commissary is. They get to go home after their shift and spend their paychecks on things she is not even entitled to have.

  35. gravatar lovely and amazing
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    At least Foxy had the decency to play humble. Even Paris Hilton kept it real and cried like a baby everday in jail. Jail is not supposed to be fun.

    Remy has a long long road ahead. She shot someone, is doing hard time, and still hasn’t hit bottom?!

    Remy, 23 hours a day in a prison cell is not in any way chillin’, that’s some serious Charles Manson lock down and she’s frontin like it’s a spa with an amenities account.

    God help her.


  36. I was on the jury, and no, I guess, I’m not a gun-toting rapper who shoots her friends in the stomach, so no, I’m not a peer.

    As for tan, there were 2 Hispanic guys, 1 Muslim girl Brown/Black? there were 2 young women and 1 in in her 30’s…

    If she wanted more dark brown, there was a guy in the jury pool who was wearing a big metal shield hat with seashells all over it, and she and her lawyer DIDN’T pick him… that was her choice.

    It was HER lawyer who told the jury “take the victim’s story at her word”! That’s why you’re guilty Remy!

  37. gravatar realwoman
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    Remy is not a bad looking woman and never has been ugly! She just needs to get rid of some of that fake stuff and an attitude check. Thought the prison time would be a reality check but guess not..

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    Does anyone know how much time Remy is going to serve?? Has she been sentenced yet??

  39. gravatar as seen on t.v.
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    ya’ll know she is not kidding about “eating mackerel”, right…who is providing her expansive commissary because that money she made off those few lines on “lean back” im sure are long gone…and that disrespectful cd she made probably didn’t even go powder so where is this money coming from…damn sure not papoose…

  40. gravatar Lili
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    I thought she was going to get locked up for a long time. Is it only going to be a few yrs? I heard that clip. Either she was putting on a serious front or she knows she’s gon be out soon enough, because she sounded pretty relaxed and confident.

  41. gravatar realwoman
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    Serafina..your comment is bordering on some sort of Black hate itself. Since when do people who listen to her ‘type’ of music not go to jury duty. Are you lumping all Blacks who listen to rap into a group of shiftless jobless negroes?

    Remy made a dumb decision and is obviously not humbled by this whole experience. That is too bad for her because she is actually a very talented lyricist. I liked her more back in the hungry days when she used to battle freestyle. She seemed more humble and focused back then..I guess the limelight will do that to some people.

  42. gravatar me

    what a typical statement from an ignorant black person. it’s always the white man tryin to “hold a brotha down” isn’t it? or in this case a “sista”. get over it people and take responsibility for you own damn actons. idiots.

  43. gravatar gimme a break
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    i have to laugh at these bitches , they continuously make a fool of themself, “her commissary is more than there salary” bitch you dont have any money, what is it that she does beside shooting at people …

  44. gravatar bree
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    Bossip you’re missing the ’s’ in GREETINGS

    Remy,err, your commissary is more than the C.O. salarys,BUT YOU SHOT SOME1 BCUZ OF $3,000??!?!

    i don’t believe you, you need more people!


  45. Oh, and all this bragging and posturing you’re doing now?

    We ALL saw you wailing like a stuck pig when the verdict was read.

  46. gravatar cherry
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    I’m black and if I were on that jury and heard all the facts your ass would be locked up! Don’t make this a color thing or a rapper thing, it’s merely a STUPID thing, and you’re the stupid one. Hope you learn your lesson.

  48. gravatar szo
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    its sad when being in a cage like a zoo animal is considered gangstas some of our people really wanna bring bacl slavery cuz thats gangsta!! If u live good in there thn don’t complain Remi or tell it how it is the kids are listening.

  49. gravatar Kamee'
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    What a stupid bitch?!?!!!!!!

    She’s still talking shyt. Like this is cute. She needs to be meditating on that stupid shyt she got herself involved in that has caused her to be removed from her childrens lives. . . “all in the name of street fame”! Dizzy Hoe! Even if she didn’t commit the crime, its that type of behavior and the company you keep that has gotten her in this mess. Ignorant Bitch. I wish more BLACK men and women would stand up and be Amazing “good people”. Its garbage like this as to why we WONT evolve as a people in OUR lifetime.

  50. gravatar tropical breeze
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    she looks like lil kim on crack
    dum bitch ugly too,
    nasty, i feel ashame for her lololol

  51. gravatar Black Beauty
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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but the last article I read said that she hadn’t been sentenced yet, but she is looking at 15-23 years.

  52. gravatar the heckler
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    that so sad, she really needs to tell how life behind bars really is.. there’s alot of youth who read this shit she holler’n about and as one of ‘their peers’ she needs to speak about what it’s really like being a young, black woman- behind bars. i know 23 hours in a cell ain’t cool. she gots no access to shower, nobody to talk to but herself, no personal contact- if she cycles, she has to chill with that all day- she eats, sleeps, and moves when they tell her to..The cold thing about it, is she can have whatever on her books, but she’s only allowed a certain amount in her cell- so she ain’t liven large… plus, who could she be look’n fly for, when she’s locked down for 23 hours a day, and unless she likes women, that’s still a no go. And best believe, she’d trade all the money in her account to get her stupid ass outta jail.. i have never been to jail, nor do i ever want to go to jail!!! i have a few family members who work in the penal system and that’s just truely not a place i’d wanna go to kick it ever!!!

  53. (Check me out!)

    DUMB BITCH!!!!! She better hope by the time she get out that she is not forgotten like YO-YO.

  54. (Check me out!)

    papoose is wildin with these broad.

  55. gravatar Sharpton's perm
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    Sounds like she’s enjoying herself in there.

    Good.

    Keep her.

  56. gravatar the heckler
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    oh and i forgot to add.. i feel sorry for her if she believes papoose is gonna stay down with her during her stay in there.. he’s probably already moved on to smarter things.. especially if they give her some real time.. and ain’t no coparen her to foxy.. foxy stupid as hell- she particularly needs to keep her ass outta beauty shops,beauty stores, and nail salons, but she ain’t crazy enough to shot somebody.

  57. gravatar WordzOfaProphet
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    This poor unfortunate soul. She has to be kidding if she thought anybody would let her off with that. What did she get charged with? I hope it was attempted murder or some shit. She deserves to be in jail and SMOKEY couldnt be more right, you are locked up so much during the day becuase the warden is SCARED FOR YOUR SAFETY HONEY. U have no celeb status in jail. U not special, and y u talking shit to them guards, u betta watch yourself cuz they can make or break your stay in jail. U silly rabbit…….TRIXX R 4 KIDZ!!! and u a grown ass woman so grow da fuck up.

  58. (Check me out!)

    @ bree
    no sweety they boosted that number up in trial the actual fight was over 1500.00 bucks!!! thats it with her rich million dollar commisary having ass!!! she is so funny and sad

  59. (Check me out!)

    This is the best I ever seen her look….and her comments are sooooo ignorant!

  60. gravatar SpiriitedTam

    She gave an interview. Nobody ever tells the truth in an interview. I’m sure she’s probably upset, lonely, scared and whatever other feelings you have when you’re doing time. She’s showing us the hard, rough side. It’s too bad she not mature enough to understand her punishment. I’m going to pray for her.

  61. gravatar DumbBitches
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    Remy’s career is over. No one really cared about her before she got to jail, we damn sure ain’t gonna care about her ass in 15-20 years.

  62. gravatar justme
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    this chic is dellusional, frontin like she jusy sittin on a whole lot of money, lol puhleeze

  63. gravatar justme
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    *just

  64. gravatar I'm Just Me
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    THIS IS A TERRIBLE PIC…LET ME SAY THAT FIRST.

    Honestly HOE SIT DOWN! Like for real. Can’t she shut the f*ck up? If she has wild phone time then why didn’t she finish the interview. I know Riker’s (from having loved ones in there) and you can rock on the phone if you have the money in your account. At least 3 15 minute calls per day. Come on now! You just aren’t saying ish.

    IS SHE IN PC?

  65. gravatar Al-Anon
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    Remy sez,
    “I be telling them it’s not my fault that my commissary is more than their salary.’”
    _________________________________________

    Remy,

    Your parents may not have taught you that it is very rude and arrogant to belittle someone’s else’s job and salary. At least at the end of the day, they get to go home.

    I don’t know about you, but I like to go outside everyday and put a little sunshine on my face. I don’t like having my body cavities searched and I love to watch a little cable tv, listen to my cds and drink a little wine. All of which, you can’t do.

    So with all of your fame, money and artistic ability, you are just a common criminal who is an arrongant ass, to boot.

  66. gravatar $m♥K.E.Y.
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    Hi I’m Just Me

    last time i checked mackerel was affordable as a can of tuna or sardines!

    was she trying to make it seem like she was eating caviar???

  67. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    Remy is a very childish person. She should seriously grow up and take responsiblity for her actions.

    PS> Still love her music though.

  68. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    @$m♥K.E.Y.
    @I’m Just Me

    Hey ya’ll!! Question?!!! What the hell is mackerel anyway?? Doesn’t sound to appealing.

  69. gravatar $m♥K.E.Y.
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    Brooklyn

    hello

    it is a fish. nothing special really, they usually sell it the same way they sell

    baccala/codfish/saltfish. sometimes it is canned with tomato

    sauce. call it the poor man’s filet mignon

  70. (Check me out!)

    Remy, I like you but knock it off why would you have someone’s salary on on your books?? Riker’s is a temp holding facility! Stop it! I mean really while your on the phone with Pappoose some chix is laying beside him!

  71. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    Had she not put herself in this position I would of loved to see a Terror Squad Album minus Grimey a$$ Fat Joe. Cuban, Remy, Tony Sunshine, etc… Since Fat Joe took the T.S. name and ran with it thanks to the late, great PUN they could call the new Album Full of Clips.

  72. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    @Smokey

    call it the poor man’s filet mignon
    —————
    LOL… Thanx buddy!!

  73. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    Wow, checked back into Bossip only to be greeted by this horrific pic. LOL, I swear I reared back from the computer for a sec…:-)

  74. gravatar ARTOFWAR
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    It is obvious that Miss MA, still does not fully yet, grasp the gravity of her situation.
    She is being held without bond until her sentencing. This is not a good sign. This usually means, that the judge is not at all happy, with the person that has been convicted. Which usually means, that he, or she, is already leaning towards handing out maximum terms. If this is indeed the case, Miss Ma, has no future in music, or any other profession that is not prison related. My advice to Miss Ma, is to not deplete her commissary all at once. She will have to spread it out, between 15, to 20 years. ARTOFWAR.

  75. gravatar Ara
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    @JSBP
    I know what you mean, I was taken aback myself lol

  76. (Check me out!)

    damn the loger they keep it up the worse it gets ahhhhh!!!

  77. gravatar GQ
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    HER LACE WIG AIN’T ON POINT……………
    SHE NEEDS TO HIRE ME AS HER HAIRDRESSER………..
    REMY DO BETTA THAT WEAVE NEEDS A FIX UP

  78. gravatar Moreaces
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    Black Beauty

    She got exactly what she deserved. I don’t want to hear that crap about none of her “peers” being on the jury. What, did she want us to find 12 gun toting, weave wearing, tacky chicken heads to sit in the jury box?LOL She shot a sister over money, get real. Well, I am glad that she is happy because she is going to have plenty of time to think about what she did.
    ==============

    Yep, that sums it up for me pretty well

  79. (Check me out!)

    Good morning all

  80. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    Hey M-Daddy, hope you had a great weekend!! Thanks for giving me the b-ball update last week because I watched the two games yesterday and am NOW excited about the playoffs. Yup, I’m loving the Lakers again…might have to steal…um, I mean, “borrow” your gravvie if they continue to do well. :-)

  81. (Check me out!)

    @Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Hey M-Daddy, hope you had a great weekend!! Thanks for giving me the b-ball update last week because I watched the two games yesterday and am NOW excited about the playoffs. Yup, I’m loving the Lakers again…might have to steal…um, I mean, “borrow” your gravvie if they continue to do well.
    _____________________________________________________

    Hey ma, how are you? My weekend was absolutely wonderful. You are more then welcome to share my gravy. GO LAKERS!!!!!!

  82. gravatar lampshadehead
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    she is ignorant as it gets. has she even been sentenced yet? comments like that sure are not going to give you any chance at a lighter sentence. and how is she going to try and demean a person that works every day to support themselves and takes a home a paycheck? that is just sooooo ignorant, but what to expect from someone that named their album shesus christ or whatever it was….i really did want to hear it but i felt like it would bring me bad luck or something to even have that in my possession…like it was blasphemous(?) and i aint even that religious!

  83. gravatar pm
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    dats crazy her life did a 360 based on something so stupid.

  84. (Check me out!)

    This ignorant ass woman is where she belongs.

  85. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    Good afternoon good people….

  86. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    @M-Daddy, I’m a bit busy today pitching the media for an upcoming press conference, other than that, doing well!! LOL, on second thoughts, I better not use your gravvie, enough duplicating going on around here. :-) I’ll just cheerlead along w/ya.

  87. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    @Lauren, hey *cyber waving*. BTW, I like the new screen name, Friday was pure madness. :-)

  88. gravatar kia cato
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    My husband is currently and inmate at rikers island facility and we are still mourning over the death of our daughter. He is suicidal due to the death of our duaghter and has asked for help over & over. Rikers island is ignoring his request for help. I have tried to call and they have been very disrespectful to me & his mom & my mom as well , they hang up the phone won’t give me their names, or the deputy or captain on duty to prevent being reported. I don’t want him to become a hung inmate, please help me get him the help he needs they won’t speak to us or help us.They hang up the phone and are really rude.

  89. (Check me out!)

    @ mdaddy
    @ lauren
    where yall been, both of yall know damn well better than to be off moonlighting without me

  90. gravatar DR.FUNK
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    IDIOT.

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    @The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.

    Good afternoon good people….
    _____________________________________________________

    Happy Monday lil sis. How are you?

  92. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    @ JSABP….Hiya friend….yea it was madness I don’t know why ppl wanna be me, but its cool…i’m moving on….how was your weekend?? Aren’t u near D.C. did u hear about those stabbings??

  93. (Check me out!)

    @ kia cato
    have you tried retaining a lawyer for a couple hundred and let them do the talking…. ever heard of cival suit… good luck sweety and very sorry for your loss, i couldnt even imagine

  94. gravatar bi-babe
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    @KIA CATO
    sorry to hear that
    but girl this is a gossip website
    you should not be posting your business here…
    anyway i wish he gets the help he needs …call 311 if you are in the nyc area

  95. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    @ Mdaddy….Hey big bro i’m good really good trying to get some work done, u know…how about yourself?

    @ Shay..Hey boo, how was your weekend? sorry i been MIA but i just been super busy….glad that ish is over….(moving)

  96. (Check me out!)

    @ lauren
    hows everything on that business tip that we been talking about, is everything going on the up and up
    @ fbi
    what up pa missed ya

  97. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    I just saw a bit on Rikers Island about allt he GOOD resources they have there on MSNBC like a nursery for pregnant moms and a military camp for inmates who want to pursue the military it was pretty cool….

  98. gravatar Jahpson
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    HELP! she looks like a corpse

  99. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    @ Shay…things are moving well, i’ll e-mail ya today to fill u in….

  100. gravatar AG
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    Let’s see how nice the guards are after they hear of her salary comments….how stupid can one be to piss off any guard that can hold anything as a grudge against you when you’re the inmate.

  101. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    What’s good Fam? M-Deezey, Princess Lauren!! How was the weekend for you guys? Mines was great, as always.
    Any time away from my desk is time well spent.

  102. gravatar Sydney (the real one)
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    @kia cato

    You may wish to try contacting a center for pro bono attorneys who can give you advice. I found this link, http://www.probono.net/ny/nyc/, for the NYC Pro Bono Center. It has a national practice area for prisoners’ rights. I’m sorry for the challenges you’re encountering. Good luck!

  103. gravatar Naheem
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    I have to say HOT MESS!!!

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    @ brooklyn
    what up
    i liked your old gravie better cause we could see it

    @ lauren no prob and i will foward some other important info to your email so you can print it out

  105. gravatar Just Sit and Be Pretty
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    @Lauren, yes, I work downtown and not far from where the Philly guy got stabbed. It’s weird because other than a few clubs, it’s quiet and not the place that you’d expect something like that to happen.

    My weekend was great, hung out in B-more on Friday night, went to a house party/house warming on Sat. night and caught up on errands/chores on Sun. while watching the games. Hope you had a great one!

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    OK!! Next time, I’ma need for her to BACK AWAY from the camera.. DAYUM!!

  107. gravatar The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
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    @ bk….hiya joey, glad ur weekend was aesome my weekend wasn’t bad at all, it was pretty cool…my imposter still wants to be me but its cool, i am ignoring it and i hope we all can dothe same…

    @ JSABP, Yea i didn’t know him but he was friends with my BFF she is really bummed about it, he was a good looking guy too, so sad…

    @ Shay, cool boo.

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    @corperatecutieshayshay

    @ brooklyn
    what up
    i liked your old gravie better cause we could see it
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    Hey You!! Which Gravie do you see? Which did you like?

    PS> How was your weekend buddy?

  109. gravatar Brooklyn, Stand UP!
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    @JSABP

    Hello!

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    you close up pic right now we see a picc og you and someone far away

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    @# Brooklyn, Stand UP!
    Whats good Playa? I know you lovin our Lakers

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    @Lauren, awwwww, that’s terrible. Condolences to your BFF!! These random acts of violence are sooo deplorable, with the jacked up economy and summer on the way…I can only imagine what’s in store. *sigh*

    @Brooklyn, hey you! LOL, I like your new pic, y’all look like you’re having a heck of a good time. :-)