Eddie’s Fresh New Tenderoni
Posted by Bossip Staff
Eddie Murphy has found someone new to be his woman lover decoy:
Since March, Eddie’s been secretly dating gorgeous waitress Lara LaRue, the sister of CSI: Miami star Eva LaRue. Lara works at Sushiya on Sunset Boulevard in LA, and according to Eddie’s pal, “He is already telling his friends that he is in love.” Lara, a sometime-model and a ringer for Eddie’s ex-wife Nicole Murphy, admitted: “I know Eddie. He’s an amazing guy. I respect him and he respects me.” An insider reveals that Lara and Eddie met while bowling and have been keeping the relationship quiet. Eddie and Lara share the same April 3 birthday — but Eddie is 47 and Lara is 25. A pal says, “He’s been sending Lara huge floral arrangements practically every day and is talking about moving in together.”
He’s definitely got a thang for those high yella chicks. Damn, he’s practically old enough to be her dad. But that’s how it goes in Hollyweird. In this case, Eddie better keep an eye on his dough for real, this broad doesn’t even have a steady job. SMH.
Here is a better shot of Lara with her sister Eva:
1st..STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOO DOO CHASER!!!
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first niggas
god damnit
She is really pretty. He on the other hand as much as I love delirious and trading places and raw is a wanker
Get that young puss Eddie!
He disgusts me:-( YUCK!
He likes them MIXED doesnt he, and he likes a mixture or male and female?
Tosser
LMAO @ applegrrl25
What will happen if she falls pregnant or wants to marry her…is soon going to claim she is using him for his money?
LOL @ Bossip’s advice to Eddie about his $$$. Best believe Eddie’s financial watchdog game is tight. You see what happened to Tracey…
SMH. IT’s so sad how this man just jump around woman to woman. What’s even more sad is that these women are letting him do it. Be careful that’s why things are spreading so much.
so cool
didn’t he just have a 50th birthday party?
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I was thinking the SAME thing!
What I don’t understand is, how is Eddie pulling these women???? Don’t they know he’s gay????
*We are in our last days*
Lady let it spread amongst those kinds off people. They wont learn. People are too fast nower days. It’s all about consequence of actions
It doesn’t seem like SHE a gold-digger if HE is talking about moving in together and HE is in love; and if she was, why would she choose HIM, he who has been outed more than Al Reynolds? ISH!!!
Is it me or does this chis look similiar to Nicole his ex? Let Eddie get his swirve on….she knows what it is!
ok why the hell do these women keep shacking up with Eddie? do they not listen to the radio, read a magazine, converse with other human beings?
Damn…..I mean chic…yall know it’s early!
WOW!!!
He is getting them younger and younger probably because he thinks the young peope don’t know about his sexuality.
Anyhoo, why is he getting with women that look just like his ex-wife? He can’t get over her huh?
How does Johnny feel about this?
she looks like the Nicole 2.0 version…. I think he is one of those guys who wants the pretty, light skinned girl on his arm…the girl that everyone else wants but when it comes down to it he don’t want her….he just wants to be known for pulling pretty girls
@ Tracey. I agree he does like the manly looking females hmmmm wonder why:)
her sisters prettier!
WTF, where have i been i thought him and tracey edmonds were still 2gether…eddie murphy needs 2 get his shit 2gether. instead of chasing these women, he need 2 be getting 2 know baby Angel
Damn, Eddie moves fast…wasn’t he getting married last week to Tracey.
What dude send chicks “huge floral arrangements”? My guess is, he likes “huge floral arrangements”. I can think of 2 other dudes that are into that stuff, Elton John and Usher. Huge floral arrangement…what a douche.
she’s just a pop. he ain’t about to do nothing with a 25yr old. esp. a waitress lol a waitress a waitress a waitress, serious what she gonna quit and become a house mom. eff outta here, wifey a waitress this is……funny
but that what eddie is funny
It’s not a coincidence that this woman resembles his ex -wife. Eddie has a preference for tall women who have light complexions and sharp facial features. That’s his type.
the chicks who date him- clearly know the deal! Mel B did, Tracey sure as hell did, before the shit hit the pan!!!
He also seems to like dominant women- which leads me to think that he must be the bottom and Johnny the top in there relationship!
He should just openly come out as gay- i still dig him!
eddie murphy is on a mission to find every tranny looking female he can to hide the fact that he does and always will like men….
Yall know damn well this is a front. Eddie is gay as hell and these charades are SOOOOO obvious. Boo to you Eddie!
Y’all STOP BEING MEAN…Norbit is NOT gay!
Just stop it!
*giggles*
She looks like she’d be a beast in da bedroom…
6 Figgas’ suggested plan for Uncle Eddie:
Step 1 - Vasectomy (STAT)
Step 2 - Strap up
Step 3 - Wreck that Trick (Johnny can peep from the closet like Kells)
Whateva..(yawwnnnn)……Eddie Murphy news is starting to get on my nerves the same way Brittney Spears news does…
it won’t last long-she’s not man enough
Who knows if this story is even true, but if it is Eddie must fall in infatuation ultra fast. I hope he meets the right woman soon so he can settle down and get married again for real. Who knows if this is the right one since they have only been dating a month.
whats going on , eddie is gay! he just have women around to hide it as well, where is johnny gill! i heard hes a bottom loL!
Eddie’s dating again ok congrats but its sad that on his b-day which he shares with his youngest daughter he didnt spend the da with her. he needs to be a man and take care of all 6 or seven of his kids. i wonder how Johnny feels about this. If Eddie moves in with her where will he go
WTF ? WHY DO DES WOMEN KEEP JUMPIN IN THE BED WITH DIS FOOL. I GUESS THEY DONT BE ON BOSSIP OR READIN MAGAZINES OR LISTENIN TO THE RADIO…. I THINK EDDIE IS GAY AND HE HAS TO HOP IN AND OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS TO HIDE THAT AND IT AINT WORKIN. WHEN THE WOMEN FINALLY STOP BEIN OK WIT THIS DEN THEY WONT CONTINUE TO DO IT BUT OF COURSE EVERY WOMEN IN THE WORLD AINT GONNA SAY LET ME STOP MESSIN WITH NO GOOD MEN… BUT IT WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A MUCH BETTER PLACE!
Umm, she better run….:-) He doesn’t seem to have much success w/relationships.
i’d hit that….she’s fine!
uncle ed is fruitier than a bowl of Miaka Menz, but he still can’t shake his light skinned fettish….i ain’t mad at chu!!
I’m am so sick of this deadbeat dad in the closet faggott. All of these model looking chicks are for nothing more than show and trying to cover his ass. I wish Tracey Edmonds would tell us what really happened with that relationship. I bet she stumbled accross some DL type shi* that she wasn’t suppose to know about.
Open Letter to Mr. Murphy
Dear Mr Eddie Murphy
Give it up already!! Everybody knows that you and Johnny are lovers and have been for quite some time now. Nobody believes you, you need more people. You fall in love faster than a crackhead running to get his next fix. Why ruin this young lady before she has time to clean the similac from behind her ears????
Let it go, there’s no need for you to have anymore babies out of wedlock, just to prove your dwindling manhood. Hell, Johnny just had yall’s last one. Do everybody a favor and get back to what you do best. Even though, I think most of us have forgotten what that is. SMDH at you DAN!
Sincerely, a fan who knew when you made Delirious that you where a poop shoot chaser!
I SEE EDDIE BEING THE TOP IN HIS AND JOHNNY GILL’S RELATIONSHIP.
Forget what the girl looks like….she’s cute…no doubt about it. But, the first thing that came to my mind, was the fact that Eddie’s old enough to be her dad! No wonder he’s excited about the possibilities of having an intimate relationship w/someone that young…she’s a baby compared to him.
Don’t insult Lara LaRue by comparing her to Nicole. Nicole looked damn near she-male. The only thing that convinced me that she was at least 1/2 woman was her popping out those kids.
At least Lara is an upgrade. . .
He is one TRY-sexual homo
I cant believe he is dating Eva Larue’s sister!!! But she is darling, she better watch out cause Eddie is scandolous!!
OK
2 o clock demon
I know a lot of niggas that send chicks floral arrangments! WHERE the fuck/ WHAT the fuck do you people fuck with?? BUMS?
and Who said that she jumped in the bed with his ass?
and Bitchip…How do you know that she doesn’t have a steady job? DID she relay this information to you?? I doubt it! If he like them young…then he like them young! He is a ASSHOLE, but these women know the deal! SOME women think that their pussy is better than the next chick, and that the nigga won’t do them like that!
BTW: THIS IS WHY TRACEY LOOK LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD NOW!
Really bossip, who cares what Eddie likes cause we know what he REALLY likes……
Anyhoo, woman-lover-decoy is damn near as good as homie-lover-friend.
She’s better looking than nicole.
((flower arrangements = guaranteed azz))
Eddie Murphy will mess up your life: man, woman, child, or tranny.
@don’t mind
Since you are new I suggest you keep close with me because I am the “Queen of Bossip!” I received a trophy last year for “Most Off-Topic Post” and I am also the two-time “Self-Promoter” champion of the world!
*test*
Another stupid pretty girl!
Now I’m singing tenderoni………………………thx bossip.
We see U Brooklyn!
Nice smile.
Eddie’s gay, next….
He has to continually have a woman around, to keep hidden the fact that he is gay.. (yes homo)
If Eddie was broke he wanted be fucking none of those broads! $$$$$$=PUSSY
@ Mahogany
Thank you!
I wish Eddie the best. She looks sweet. Why does everyone think he’s gay though?
nice picture Brooklyn, Stand up!!!!!!!!
He really needs to sit his Try-sexual ass down and take care of his kids,instead of trying to be a good dad to his new chick. This Old Fart really needs his ass beat! I hope his kids grow up quick so that can ‘OUT’ his ass to the whole world!
@ ms braided beauty the real one
Thank you sweetie!!
well i cant hate on her for wanting to get her foot in the do’
I don’t know why people don’t like Eddie… He did Raw and Delirious
Like 25 years ago, lol!!
They her and her sister kind of look like russell simmions chick.
Does anyone really know that Eddie is Gay? Did his ex-wife say anything about that?
Eddie’s so lame with his women all having the same skin complexion. blah!
Awwwww how sweet, Lara and Eddie share the same birthday. Uh, Eddie, don’t forget that your daughter with Mel B is also born on your birthday. SMH
NEXT
Bossip , why don’t you do a story about Eva Larue, isn’t she famous?
Practically old enough to be her father; he is old enough to be her father.
Maybe it’s just me but a 47 year old dude can’t really believe that this 25 year old is gonna have much in common w/ him and vice versa. And then she has to bullsh*t by saying “I know Eddie. He’s an amazing guy. I respect him and he respects me.” Hopefully when her turn in the rotation is up she can just walk away and won’t get knocked up and get treated like Mel B.
She is a waitress, which probably means that she wants to be an actress, which means that she thinks Eddie can open lots of doors for her, which means that Eddie is going through a mid-life crisis since he recently bought a 500,000 Rolls Royce and is chasing after young women young enough to be his daughter. I bet Nicole is shaking her head and laughing at simple Eddie.
If this story is credible
Eddie may just be a little crazy.
He was just married/engaged to Tracey Edmunds about 2 or 3 months ago.
Now he just met this woman and things are suppose to be getting serious (from bossips news) :O
Something is just not right…..
This is typical behavior in Hollywood with rich men who aren’t that prosperous (career wise) anymore. They constantly chase much younger women!
What’s good everyones?
Eddie would rather die than to admit that he is gay I bet.
Is it me or is it weird as hell that this fool has found his ex-wife double! ;p This is sooooo crazy! I am mad this fool is already saying he’s in love with her…….try falling in love wit that baby you won’t go see! ;p Eddie is set trippin! ;o)
@ dirty old men
She don’t seem to mind the chasing as a matter of fact it don’t sound like she’s running. ;p
Damn that bitch is fine! And her sister is fine too, see heres proof why we niggas dont fuck with black women anymore………..unless they’re fine too!
@ BROOKLYN STAND UP… You are welcome and you have a nice smile… but back to Eddie I was crazy about Raw and they showed it about a month ago and i was still cracking up….Did you say you are rican .. well thats nice b/c i have a lot of friends who love Puerto Ricans… I aint trying to holla i know you said you are married i respect that just giving you a compliment my brother!
Stop hating on Eddie, I wish I could find a woman this pretty when I’m 47yrs old
Now yall see why i say “my next wife is in the 11th grade right now? Eddie is 22 years older than this bitch, im about to turn 25 when im 35 my wife will be 26! Eddie i may have to fly to L.A. and peep that bitch personally!
@ ms braided beauty the real one
Why thank you very much, I appriciate your gesture. Yes, I still crack up whenever I see Raw, lol… Eddie was ahead of his time. They don’t make comidians like they use to, although I do like Kat Williams, lol!! He is MADD funny.
PS> Where do you reside, buddy?
Wait. . .Wait. . .they just say “Tenderoni??”
Next thing you know they’ll be saying “Jive-turkey”.
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Whats good playa?
So what the fuk is wrong with a Black man liking light skinned Black women? or even Biracial? You dark skin sisters still got a problem with that huh? You really should love yourselves more and you wouldn’t be so worried about another womans skin tone/color. EVERY SHADE OF BLACK WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL.
Anyways it won’t last whether Eddie is gay or not, he goes through women like a box of Kleenex - AND THE WOMEN LET HIM, so that’s on their dumb asses. Old ass motha’ fukka’s really be trippin’ thinking that a pretty young woman REALLY want they asses. I hate it when some old grinning geezer grandpa tries to holla at me. If Eddie was broke he couldnt pull shyt.She’ll be the next story on the blogs months from now saying she’s pregnant and him saying it’s not his.
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!
“I wish I could find a woman this pretty when I’m 47yrs old”
If you have enough BANK at 47 I’m quite sure you can!
Eddie just had his 50th birthday party. He’s 50. He is 25 yrs older than her, and thats old enough to be her GRANDdaddy.
eva’s cuter anyway!
LMAO@ Eddie Murphy has found someone new to be his woman lover decoy - YALL CRAZY FOR THAT. AND WAIT A MINUTE HE JUST GOT MARRIED AND DIVORCED WITHIN A FEW MONTHS, IS SUPPOSE TO BE GAY NOW DATING A WAITRESS? CAN SOMEONE SAY MID LIFE CRISIS? DAMN I’M STARTING TO THINK HE HAS A.D.D OR WHATEVER THAT SHIT IS. HE CAN’T SIT STILL FOR SHIT. CALM DOWN EDDIE ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!!!!
@ Notorious
If you have enough BANK at 47 I’m quite sure you can!
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Yes sir!!!
Man these old dudes are greedy….
@ BROTHER M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)
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What it do baby boy? How’s that Cail weather? It’s beautiful out here “70 degrees”
@ NotoriousOne
If you have enough BANK at 47 I’m quite sure you can!
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This is true my friend, sad but true.
She looks like a Black Paris Hilton. What do ya’ll think?
@ eyesoflauramars…
“Old ass motha’ fukka’s really be trippin’ thinking that a pretty young woman REALLY want they asses.”
I’m sure Eddie’s old a*s KNOW they just want him for his money/connections. I know he can’t be THAT stupid! It’s just a head game, Eddie wants to see if he can get the a*s w/out getting caught out there and ol’ girl tryna get her connects/money outta Eddie. It’s like a mental chess game played out in a relationship. Who got the better move?
The little girl looks like Lisa Bonet’s and Lenny Kravitz daughter. Rather pale and dull looking, but hey that is fine I guess. Eddie sure can get a woman fast and leave them even faster. Or shall I say he uses women as a front because he is trying to cover up the fact that he is into trannies and Johnnies.
Like I said before, damn that bitch is fine!
@ Brother M…what’s good fam?
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!
“This is true my friend, sad but true.”
And being from the NYC myself (Park Slope, BK) and working in midtown Manhattan I see quite a few out and about every day.
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
What it do baby boy? How’s that Cail weather? It’s beautiful out here “70 degrees
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Its all good out here dawg!! Its was about 75 yesterday and the man on the news said its going to hit about 80 today.
@NotoriousOne
@ Brother M…what’s good fam?
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NOTORIOUS P-I-M-P Whats good brah
Here’s mi familia! Hola amigos!
Poor Eddie, Looks like he is still trying to cover his ass by dating women. Just give it up Eddie, We already know.
@Trusted Source
Hello Miss DYME
@ Brooklyn, there u are! lol..cute pic sir!
@Lauren
Hey lil sis.
@my 10:43 imposter…Dang Cujo, wow, did you copy and paste that in every forum. SMH!!! Seriously, why are you soooooooooo obsessed with me? What is it? Why is it impossible for you to exorcise me from your soul? Why must you eat, sleep and breathe the essence of my being?!?! What, what, what could it be?!?! ROFLMAO, ummm, are you a lesbian? You are so pressed!!
BTW, hey to all the sane posters!!
Yall why did some kid slip extacsy in my 13 year old sons juice on Tuesday? I almost went to jail.
@ Just Sit and Be Pretty
its good to have the real you join us
@ Brother M…
“NOTORIOUS P-I-M-P Whats good brah”
Tryna represent some of YOUR pimp-ology here on the East coast. LMBAO!
@ Lauren…what’s good Philly fine?
@ Just Sit…hope all is well w/ ‘cha!
hahahahha…THE REASON WHY EDDIE IS GETTING THESE WOMEN IS:
HE’S NOT A BAD LOOKIN KAT.
HE’S LOADED
HE’S NOT DATIING YOU GUYS.(even though you guys wouldn’t turn him down either…PLEASE DON’T LIE TO YOURSELVES…LOL)
HAHAHHA TOO FUNNY.
Eddie found another trophy
@ Brother M-Daddy
Its all good out here dawg!! Its was about 75 yesterday and the man on the news said its going to hit about 80 today.
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Wow! Your lucky man, It just started getting nice like 2 or 3 days ago. I hate the east coast. I wish I lived out there dude.
Damn!
After all the sh*t about Eddie and Johnny’s on blast and he STILL gettin’ pun-nanny???
These chicks must not read BOSSIP!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!