Monday, March 31st, 2008
Not So Blind Item
Posted by Bossip Staff
Via Rush & Molloy at NY Daily News:
Which hip-hop mogul likes to practice nude yoga in a Chelsea gym steam room? His “pathetic” manhood has driven more than a few onlookers into fits of laughter.
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Topics: Blind Items, Russell Simmons
Thats no kool, don’t do the man like that!
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2nd… Technically…
Maybe the “pathetic manhood” is why he does so much yoga. At least this way he can bend and stretch and get sh%t where it needs to be, lol.
He is cute. He is now dating some hot girls he met through ‘m i l l i o n a i r e f r i e n d s c o m’. Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
Kimora clowned him a year or two ago about that shit. Remember she was taking a champagne bath or some shit and was like, “He’s bad in bed”. Dude must be a 1/4 inch or some terrible shit. Sorry Russ. At least you got the millions though.
ILL!! Are you serious. Is it patheric? ILL!!! BLECH!! I don’t want to know anymore this early on a Monday!
All the money in the world will not give you the best orgasmic high with a big 8-10 inch juicy cock. I guess Kimmora realize that after accumulating her money from Russell.
Y U C K !
G R O S S !
Negrodamus believes every black person should make a hip hop ab instructional video. Then sell it to clueless white people since they love it so much.
Lmao @ the pathetic manhood.
I’ve heard it called a lot, but this is a new and amusing one.
wrong….. just wrong
lol
cool picture
I guess he is like Terence Howard……In Get Rich and Die Trying dat negro was naked in the shower and his manhood was the smallest thing I have ever seen.
russell has a juicy ass, im sorry , im feeling as lil (DL)right now lol!
I blame it on the steam. . . which can cause serious shrinkage.
I thought it only shrunk in the cold? Now steam too? Nah that ish is just small.
Come on now, are we really suprised that his package is um, “pathetic”? He looks like he is suffering from no-dick-atol so I’m not shocked.
Off subject. I was watching season 3 of the wire last night and stringer bell was shot. can someone please tell me that he is going to have on a bullet proof vest in the next episode and he is going to get up and walk away from this. I’m sick yall!
so what…he’s got a huge bank account to make up for it. lhao
Kimora moved on to bigger and better things despite being ugly as hell. I feel bad for Russ’ new boo. She gotta work wit that lil shit but she gets paid well so i guess she gonna be the next kimora if she can put up wit it.
Sorry Southern Belle Stringer dies in season 3.
dag bossip that is hella disrespectful. do ya’ll rep ANY black people?
Tee hee!
and thats the reason why Kimora hasn’t stopped smililing- since she hooked up with my hot assed African brother Dijimou!
Not that KLS didnt already put him on blast years ago but why is he parading his little wing wing in public? Sure he got some living space at home he can do this.
Stringer’s bitch ass been dead Southern, shame on you for not bein up on the Wire. I should tell you how Marlo dies but I wont. LOL. Marlo’s bitch ass……. watch and find out!!! Good morning mama.
@ Commenting, Kimora really was disrespectful that way. If I was him and she wanted a divorce, I’d pull out the high powered attorney, like bitch!! Yo stupid, mutt ass signed this pre nup which says if you don’t like my two inches of erect mogul meat then you get SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m fuckin round, I’d give her 30 mil and STFU and have a happy life with the African who can’t act. LMAO. Big ups to the Simmons family. Fuck the sack chasin’ ass Kimoras of the world. Bitch never loved him anyway. Real talk.
this is probably why they dont show men body parts in movies vs they show women off all the time.. men you can simply see if they are big or small and women well aint too much you can say . but when i heard kimora say that i was stunned lik wow she bold and she basically called him ugly.
@Donald King…I’m glad to know that Marlo dies cause I don’t like his little ass. Thanks for not spoiling it! LOL
@ Southern Belle, it was a joke hon. Actually and now I am spoiling it for you….. he doesn’t die. Him and the other person in his crew who do the most dirt actually survive. No bullshit.
LMAO @ no-dick-atall.
sorry, there aint enough money in the world to keep me in a shriveled-limp-short-small-dikked relationship
Damn…people are laughing at his manhood…I guess that’s why kimora was down south with Baby for so long before she jumped on that mandingo. Gotta give the women what they want… but if you can’t…you just get’em a bunch of furs…lol
Fuck the furs, I give these hoes hard dick, no bubble gum….. lol.
you silly, no fur will make me feel better about running home to a shrivled up sausage while my girlfriends are getting their backs broken nightly! he doesn’t even have to be that big, just be at least 4 inches and HARD .. and stay hard … THAT’S ALL WOMEN ASK FOR
i know that’s right! cosign with teetee! just be hard and we’re good we can work around everything else with positioning but just be hard
Why would a straight man care whether a bunch of fags are size queens — and he’s not their type?
@Donald King..okay, I see I will have to wait and find out what happens to every one cause you trying to keep a sista confused! LOL There is one thing I do want to know. Are they going to ever show Wee-bay again?
I have no desire to see Russel Simmons naked, let alone read the visual. Bad post
AWW…Ya’ll got Russell fucked up, so what he got a lil’dick, and yeah Kimora put him on blast about that a few years ago….But I bet she didn’t care about that shit when she was using him 2 get on her feet though…So what he got a little dick he got that bread and that’s all that matters……LMAO @ all the haters that is hating on Russell’s lil’ dick…..
LMAO @ the people saying “so what he got a little dick” makes me wonder if they possess little dicks or if they’re fucking men with little dicks. So what my ass…size DOES MATTER! :o)
@KCS
amen
Thank the gods he’s living a healthy lifestyle and will probably outlast all the haters who eat burgers and don’t get out to exercise.
He’s in the steam room at a Chelsea gym!!!!!!!!!! I think bossip is missing the point on this one!
HOW YOU DOIN!
I wonder if it’s David Barton. I know it’s not New York Sports Club, or Steele gym. I’m gonna ask around. Hell to the naw. The thing is though I know people who go there… never heard anything about Russell Simmons in the steam room and frankly every chelsea gym steam room is less steam room than orgy.
Also why does this mogul have to be black?
NOW WE KNOW WHY HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS LOOK SO SAD!
I will go get my yoga on… it is very calming and relaxing!!!!!
Russ is OLDER than MOSES and Snorted up Half of Medillian before half of us were doing the running man.. Give him a break.. HE may not have HELLA swipe but with this new ypga he may ball ya ass up into the fetal position and rock your ass to sleep with it.. hahahahahaha GROSS right!
PETA would be proud of Usher for treating his pet dog Tameka to 5 star restaurants, hotel suites, and shopping trips. He even lets the bitch ride shot gun.
He should reward her with an iced out flea collar
my bad wrong post
KCS, actually, yes and no. Girth is great, but a great lover is better. Girth does not mean great lover. People (male and female) who absolutely need King Donkey Kong should tighten their game up courtesy of Dr. Kegel.
There are many legitimate reasons to hate on Blood Diamond Russell. The size of what God in His grace gave him naturally, is not one of them.
@ tj, name a few white hip hop moguls, then break it down to a few that are publicly known to do yoga…
Kimora was out of this for a reason folks! Look at this freak!
KCS
LMAO @ the people saying “so what he got a little dick” makes me wonder if they possess little dicks or if they’re fucking men with little dicks. So what my ass…size DOES MATTER! :o)
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I know that’s right…I’m so sick of folks making excuses like ‘Oh, you just need to get the positioning right’, etc., etc. Why do all that extra work that takes focus OFF the sex? Instead, just get a man that’s healthy in the dick dept.
Isn’t Chelsea the gay area of New York?
I dont think this item is just about his pathetic manhood, it’s also about a guy on the DL. I mean, there is no one more brutaly honest than a gay man, (or so they say right?) would explain the giggling and snickering Russ got! And…IF you are straight, why go to Chelsea to work out? Me thinks he went for the steam room “experience” like so many other gay’s…hehe..oh Russ..
um um um um…kimora left me for a big mandingo?i am rich…um um um um …penis enlargement
russel you sEE$$ the clue in kimora”S name ki more=SHI WANTS MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT $$$$$$
That’s so wonderful.She is super pretty and large sexy .She has my whole-hearted support.I love her .I saw her always dating some sexy play boys in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she has searched her true love in this site ?Dose she really has a new baby with a young sexy boy?
maybe Russell dick aint little,Kimora pussy is just big look at all them nicca that ran up in her Russ stop getting whipped so quick you see what happens bitches start talking shit childish asses
meanwhile, can we talk about being naked in a steam room in Chelsea, the gayest neighborhood in America? How you doin’ Unlce Rus?
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