Friday, March 28th, 2008

Beyonce Gets Jacked

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Your girl Bey is featured in the April 2008 issue of Jack magazine. They took some bangin’ shots of Ms. Knowles, trusty lace front, bushy eyebrows and all. She even looks a little like Naomi Campbell in some of them. Not bad, not bad at all.

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More pics and a special Solange kicking it in MIA treat right now…

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  1. gravatar $moK.E.Y.
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    a little too much air brushing but still nice

  2. gravatar sgasdg

    What a skank…..

  3. gravatar getyourhandouttamypocket
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    They airbrushed the shit out of her…and they don’t need to. She’s a cute girl already.

  4. gravatar GreenEyez

    Why do the pictures look so fake?????????????

  5. gravatar Kitty Katt
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    nIt just looks oo fake for me

  6. gravatar bree
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    what in the airbrush hell? she looks like a damn robot..

    anyways thank you Bossip for ‘leaking’ beautiful nightmare..its on repeat

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    these pics are very old, not the cover but the others are

  8. gravatar DumbBitches
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    Bey you look good like always bay.

    But they are heavy on the airbrushing

  9. gravatar Princess Me

    The airbrushing really makes the pictures look super plastic. They took 6 inches off her thighs alone. Beyonce has some thick hamhock thighs!

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    4real,

    ===== blackpreneur.net ====

  11. gravatar bree
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    & Solange is rarely cute

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    NAh B….the last pic of her is the best. It doesn’t look airbrushed to high hell. They got her lookin like a mannequin.

    Glad I could get my comment in before her STANS come in here and cuss you straight the hell out like I dissed her or something.

    And Solange go SIT YOU UGLY ASS DOWN!

  13. gravatar Kitty Katt
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    It looks too fake for me. But as always, beyonce has tocome out being fake. Some of them dont even look like beyonce. I’m dissapointed

  14. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    PHOTO- FUCKING-SHOP from the Mariah Carey school of FAKING IT!

    Bitch is a fat heifer with thunder thighs- ain’t no way she looks like that!
    nice pics though and Solange is looking aiight!

  15. gravatar AMW

    These don’t even look like her. SO airbrushed. I mean they are average at most. *sigh*

  16. gravatar Kitty Katt
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    Solange aint ugly, she’s just not pretty.

  17. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @ WHOA

    brace yourself- the STANS are going to be on your ass like pubic lice on Paris hiltons butt crack!

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    @Kitty Katt

    ok ok, not ugly, but I definitely don’t want to see her long face self. I can’ believe they have the same parents! Compared to B she’s a monster.

  19. gravatar lsia
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    Solonge really needs to consider getting that nose tweaked. That would make her look much better.

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    @BeYaki is a skank ho

    shheeeeiit I got My cavalar, bullet proof vest and M-16. I’m ready! LMAO

  21. gravatar Doc
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    Beys looks great but i have to admit that the picture is a litle airbrushed.

  22. gravatar Bozo D. Clown
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    I was gonna ask, “What’s so bad about Solange?” Then I clicked the thumbnail with the close-up of the grill…

    Nevermind…

  23. gravatar Bozo D. Clown
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    On second thought… Maybe it’s the glasses…

  24. gravatar SoSo
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    She look like Kim K in that centerfold pic. Its all in her face. She is still killin it

  25. gravatar Glaze

    they air brushed the shit outta those pics…her arms never looked that skinny

    smh

  26. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @ WHOA

    lol- am just about to run down to Walmart to pick me up some ammo!

  27. gravatar womp womp

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  28. gravatar Kitty Katt
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    @ whoa!

    Yeah, maybe their lying, maybe she was adopted

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    lol@Kitty Kay

    I’m telling you….”Matthew, you are not the father!”

  30. gravatar pm
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    stunning

  31. gravatar KSH
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    She looks cute but they airbrushed her to death! They probably would have looked better if they had left some of the real Bey in there.

  32. gravatar kai
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    yall stay talking about solange how she look ugly..but she actually regular looking…

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    Who in the ham sandwich told Solange she was cute?

  34. gravatar Grace
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    I would love to see how some of y’all thighs look like. Beyonce is not fat! It it very obvious that they took inches off her thighs.

  35. gravatar peop
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    Thats no Bee!!!!!! She wish!!!!!

  36. gravatar Kitty Katt
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    @ Whoa!

    LOL, Tina aint the mother either. Maybe they found her somewhere. she doesn’t even have beyonce’s figure. She’s just so opposite

  37. gravatar gucci & gap
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    AIR BRUSH
    AIR BRUSH
    TOO MUCH HAIR
    SHE LOOK LIKE A
    BARBIE ON SPEED

  38. gravatar Da Truth
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    Why does she look South American? Unnecessary to agree to printing those pics when she’s so terribly photoshopped and brushed. Why would she need to do this at this stage of the game? And she does it all the time because in white magazines, she looks like “Brittany Heather Meagan Witherspoon”, here she looks like “Eva Emelliana Vasquez” and then in Essence, “Denisha Big Booty Johnson”. What’s up Bey?

  39. gravatar That Girl

    Damn can they airbrush my thighs too….lol
    Please tell me those are the fakes glasses you buy at the party store and they have the nose attached to them already. Please somebody Please……..

  40. gravatar That Girl

    On my way to a photo shop studio right now……..Solonge needs her nose photo shopped.

  41. gravatar beautiful b
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    bossip is full of haters. all they had to say was cute pic and leave it alone. hell beys lace front cost more money then bossip can even pull in endorsements. HATERS. maybe they mad cause miss bey aint paying them for publicity like 5 head rhianna obviously is.

  42. gravatar Southern Belle 225
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    she’s a pretty girl so why do they airbrush her to the point that she doesn’t look real ? Why do they keep making her look so skinny? She has a beautiful body and beautiful curves and that’s one of the best things about her.

  43. gravatar $moK.E.Y.
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    I do like some of her songs anf thinks shes a good entertainer.

    Sorry but I came back to look at these photos

    She dont look like that, she has been airbrush to high heavens damn !

    She looks plastic, i see they trying real hard to bring out the EUROPEAN FEATURES that she adores so much

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    yeah she do look plastic


  45. im just tired of bey peiord let jay-z nutt in that stuff and chill, for some years…

  46. gravatar Sunny Days
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    airbrushed blow up doll

  47. gravatar da darkness
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    i tell ya wouldn’t of been me grabbing and knocking up the wicked, non talented, live off the strength of my sibling.

  48. gravatar da darkness
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    solange not prettier than keysh cole

  49. gravatar angelina jolie
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    i mean does anyone think that beyonce look like that in real life, (its a nice picture of course) but common now, that pic look like an asian woman, her hair, just everything about that photo , it just look fake…that doesnt even look like her ,, i know for a fact she herself (beyonce have to take a double look to make sure it her) its all a fantasy photo,

  50. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @Da TRUTH

    Amen!

  51. gravatar da darkness
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    go head on to the lady that calls herself darkness. “close ya eyes and you can see me bay bay.” bite’in ass.

  52. gravatar Applegirl25
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    She is sooo pretty, but I have to agree with the others, the photos are very airbrushed! I feel sorry for Solange…having to be in B’s shadow like that. Nothing will ever be good enough:-( Beyonce is PERFECT!

  53. gravatar queenbee

    The pictures they used are old. These were taken in 2003 or 2004…

  54. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @ beautiful B

    Oh no… here it starts- the Stan army!

    Look Bossip diss RiRi,Alicia, Ashanti and other artists too! not just your Queen! The problem with you Bey stans is that you take everything so damn personally- almost like you’ve got shares in the House of the Deranged!

    I mean come on now, be REAL- do you think those pics look natural? Do you really think she is a superhuman robot who can do no wrong?

    if so then you are just as deluded as your Queen and you should just go and worship at your dammn wig Crypt!

    BTW- Solange rocks!!!

  55. gravatar Trini Chica in BK
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    Real Talk these pics look so airbrushed. Very unatural..her features look different..Some of them don’t even look like her..too much..Altough, I do like Bey.

  56. gravatar peop
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    her face is like……….white!!!!

  57. gravatar dig

    These pics are old and from Spin magazine about 2 years ago when the second cd dropped. They recycled pics

  58. (Check me out!)

    Say what you want, but Solange has come into her own over the last two years. . .she’d get knocked, no doubt.

  59. gravatar peop
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    I bet when you recycled picture you become white.LMAO

  60. gravatar YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!
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    id do solange alllll niiiite looonng!!

  61. gravatar Jahpson
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    I think the cover looks nice. very classy

  62. gravatar I'm Just Me
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    She looks good but Solange is ATROCIOUS!!! BLECH!

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    Ok did Beyonce really pose for those pictures. Those pics look so fake. They are air brushed too much and she is not that thin. Solange looks real.

  64. gravatar char
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    Well that picture is sooooooooo photoshopped….and Solange is an average looking sister i dont have a problem with her nose its her ethnicity and she shouldnt change it..but now them clothes i know mixing patterns can work but in this case NOT!! the skirt, the shoes and the purse wayyyyyy too much

  65. gravatar Ashley Seales

    Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. Am I right?

    Holla back.

  66. gravatar B

    airbush shit is getting ridiculus

  67. gravatar jusplayit04 The Great
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    I’m not feeling these pictures because they don’t even look real. And she looks like she had plastic surgery or someshit

  68. gravatar buttafly29

    THAT’S MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

  69. gravatar ethang
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    Photoshop award of the year right here folks. We ALL know that Bey is at least 20lbs heavier than this and the pics are old. The mag probably figured it was better to steal old photos then to wait out in the rain to hire Beyonce.

  70. gravatar getyourhandouttamypocket
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    Southern Belle 225

    she’s a pretty girl so why do they airbrush her to the point that she doesn’t look real ? Why do they keep making her look so skinny? She has a beautiful body and beautiful curves and that’s one of the best things about her.
    ————-

    Girl, you know curves aren’t in style in Hollywood! LOL! Bey has a cute figure and face and they really f-ed her up in these pictures.

  71. (Check me out!)

    @ Bossip

    y’all kill me w/ the lace front comment. Is it really that bad? lol

    It’s really starting to feel like Bey’s 15 mins of fame is surely coming to an end. Thx in part to Ms. Rhianna and the fact that Bey can’t really shine when she’s not the only one in the room w/ the talent.

  72. gravatar VTORIRI
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    This is my girl on the talent tip and everything but they did not have to airbrush her this hard, she did not need all that but she is still fierce.

    Why do they dress like Sears and Roebuck models we know they are setting their own style but come on now!!!


  73. OKAY IS THAT PYTHON AND POlKA DOTS SOLANGE IS ROCKN?

  74. gravatar Tiger
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    You folks must be biology majors. Your disecting a few photos of a pretty girl like you would a frog in a lab. Accept the fact it’s some nice photos of Miss Knowles & leave it at that. Really folks, this level of nit picking is silly. Crying about airbushes, her hair her dress, her breasts, etc.

  75. gravatar izmee
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    Next.

  76. gravatar Don't mind me
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    You can’t give credit when it’s been touch up that much.
    All of us have a very good chance if not the certainity to look immaculate after hair and make up & pro photographer and just in case they touch up the picture after- come on now

    Leona Lewis

  77. gravatar Negrodamus
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    Negrodamus believes Beyonce is only as famous as she is because she fits the “white standard” of beauty for a black female. Talented yes, beautiful yes, but her talent doesn’t outweigh her beauty.

  78. (Check me out!)

    @ BRAIDED BEAUTY, WHERE ARE YOU? AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CHICAGO AND THE RAINBOW ROLLER RINK? COME ON YOU CHICAGO STEPPER GET BACK WITH ME.

  79. (Check me out!)

    HATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    BEYONCE IS BANGING! AND SHE LOOK BETTER THAN RIHANNA..in whatever outfit..that BITCH put on! NOW WHAT?? DO IT BIG BEYONCE!

  80. gravatar Don't mind me
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    What you smoking,there?!

  81. gravatar Coco

    Most of those pictures look old. They look like the Destiny’s Child, pre nose job Beyonce.


  82. There is much different style “abroad” they like that airbrush/fake look for their publications. I’m pretty sure Bey had no choice in the matter, it was part of the contract.

  83. gravatar AuntViv
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    She looks like Kim Kardashian. SMH.

  84. gravatar Ashley Seales

    We need some new Jay-Z pics. Some new Pharrell pics + some new Kanye pics. Some new Beyonce + Rihanna, etc. Ya’ll be slackin on them niggaz. They the flyest black celebs out. They’re supposed to be our Brad + Angelina and our Britney and our Ben + Jen. Get on it Bossip.

    …I hope you all read some of these comments otherwise this is such a waste.

  85. gravatar Ashley Seales

    @AuntViv

    Kim Kardashian? You got ta be kiddin!

  86. gravatar C.C.
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    Bey is hands down the prettiest chick in the business! She has got it all! Kim K WISHES, PRAYS, she could look that good.

  87. gravatar Ashley Seales

    Beyonce’s breasts are too saggy to be the prettiest in the game. Cassie, Kim Kardashian, Mya (not really in the game, but still…), Amerie (on a good day), and Alicia Keys among others are prettier than Beyonce

  88. gravatar angelina jolie
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    kim kardashian is prettier and more natural ( did i say that )

  89. gravatar C-Red

    Damn man ya’ll fuckin stalking this chick and Riyanna. They don’t even have a new record out. Man I’m so fuckin sick of seeing beyonce and riyanna on this website. Can ya’ll take a week off of these chicks please?

  90. gravatar Kim
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    Nose Job?

  91. gravatar Ashley Seales

    @C-Red

    Look at People or UsWeekly. They have Bard + Angelina or Britney or Paris Hilton all the time. Why can’t we get our fix?

  92. (Check me out!)

    @ Mr Jamal (the man)….. How did you know i am from chi-town…. just curious.. but anyway i am not there now but i miss there and the Rainbow Roller Rink on Clark and Lawrence closed down a few years back… and steppin of course, you will get jacked livin in chi-town and not knowing how to step… didnt Kellz say steppin in the name of love”" remember when he was singing songs on the Chicago El for money now he has millions but problems also… tsk tsk!!!!!

  93. gravatar Zipnuts
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    DEM TITTAYS AM FAKE!

  94. (Check me out!)

    @ BRAIDED BEAUTY, I SAW YOUR COMMENTS ON ANOTHER POST AND I LIKE WHAT I HEAR BUT NOT A STALKER SO DONT RUN AWAY SWEETHEART MY BROTHER HAS SOME PEOPLE IN CHICAGO WHO MAY KNOW YOU. ITS ALL GOOD NOTHING BAD.

  95. gravatar DrmKpr
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    her hair always looks so unfortunate!!!! and why no one calls her out on it is beyond me…. that crap don’t even look real…. come on!!!! and while they were photoshopping her skinny they should have photoshopped her girls in front… is that saggage? not a good look!

  96. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @ Miss Sugar wells

    You are a certified- wig crypt stan and ass licker!

  97. gravatar Koi Norelle
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    I really want the the pink dress that Beyonce is wearing in the 2nd photo! That outfit is hot! I would wear that dress with similiar shoes when me and my husband go out for a night on the town in Miami.

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    @ Jamal…. (the man)….. what is your brothers name if i may ask? maybe i did whiz pass him at the Rainbow a couple years ago!!!!!!

  99. gravatar Elizabeth
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    she doesnt look natural at all…those pics look scary!!!!!!

  100. gravatar Detroiter4Life
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    Do da Damn thang BEY!!! She is looking fierce!! Air-brushed or not she still Fire!! Stop hatin……knowing good and damn well somebody say half the shit ya’ll sayin about her to any of you ya’ll lose ya’ll f-in mind!! I ain’t Gay I Love the hell out of men but when a Bitch is bad she’s Bad and that’s one from one Bad Bitch to another! Holla!

  101. (Check me out!)

    I lIka me some Beyonce … and Rihanna is cool too !!
    Just trying to spike up that conversation that border war
    one side for b the other for Rhi Rhi !!

  102. (Check me out!)

    I am 100th! 100th is the new first…

  103. gravatar Ashley Seales

    @ Ms Braided Beauty + Jamal makin a love connection.

    Awww.

  104. (Check me out!)

    These pictures are a good example of what makeup and photoshop can do…

  105. gravatar Ashley Seales

    @jjj

    How did you figure that you were 100th?

    Did you count out everyone?

    If so, good for you.

  106. gravatar SHAWNA
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    BEE IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS..

    SOLANGE’S WEAVE IS WRONG AND THAT NEW-GROWTH IS CUTTIN UP!!!

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    She looks fake. Anyway, although she looks good I still say Rihanna is better looking NATURALLY.

    Here comes the stans now…

    (stick out my ass) Talk to my ass…

  108. gravatar and another one...
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    She looks damn amazing, airbrushed but banging all the same.

  109. (Check me out!)

    @ Ashley Seals

    No I did not count everybody… LMAO, Before I posted, there were 99 comments so that means I would be 100th.

  110. (Check me out!)

    I think Solange is adopted… does anybody agree???

    Solange is not ugly though… she is just not pretty.

  111. (Check me out!)

    HIS NAME IS JAMAR HARRIS AND HE HAS A PICTURE OF HIM SKATING WITH A FOX WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU, UNLESS THERE ARE SOME MORE BRAIDED BEAUTIES OUT THERE. THE PICTURE IS ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD OR LESS, MY EVIL TWIN WHAY CAN I SAY.

  112. gravatar cece
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    beyonce look really great in that
    pic, all you beyonce haters, thats not
    airbrush she looks like that natural
    bey they just jealous of you and your fine self

  113. gravatar womp womp

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    @ Ashley Seals

    Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. Am I right?

    _____________________________________________________

    Yes you are right! Honestly, I was saying the same thing… Especially in the main pic with her on the cover and in the pic, where she is in the black bathsuit with the red thing over it… looking fake and photoshop, as ever.

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    oh shit

    jjj is back stalking hating on Beyonce! I knew that this bitch..would crawl from whatever hole she came out of! It never fails….Hating because Beyonce..is crushing..Rihanna! It is always going to be some fat sloppy bitches as JJJ..that have fantasies of being on a track team..I think that is what the bitch told me..RRRRRRRRIGHT! bitches keep hating..Because Beyonce is doing her! BACK BACK!

  116. gravatar Mrs T in DC
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    She is a pretty woman, so why airbrush her to the point that it hardly looks like herself.

  117. gravatar Ashley Seales

    @ jjj

    Not to get all technical, but if you peep the time that you posted your “100th” comment there is another person “Crazy” who posted at the exact same time, but before you.

    Sorry to say it, but I think that you might be #101.
    Ooo it hurts.

    Just joking around so please don’t get mad a me and say something mean.

    And on the black bathing suit you’re right you can see she’s got that mean saggy boob game as Bossip might put it.

    Breastlift anyone?


  118. Very nice pics…Solange looks nice to..

  119. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    @ Miss Sugar Wells

    in defence of JJJ

    Oh shit- you’re back- you are a CRAZY ASSED WIG CRYPT STAN.

    Yep Bey would crush RiRi - with her massive thunder thighs and ass- no problem! Thats why the photos are so wak- cause we all know- Beyaki’s jelly is Supersize!

  120. gravatar Misty Knight&my friend Sandra Rose
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    Lord I see the Rihanna stans have taken a break from readying the burnt offerings for the sacrifice at the Rihanna altar today-to continue raging this holy war against all that is not Rihanna! lord and everybody’s breast looks like that when they do all this definition airbrushing retards, no one has control over what they look like after the magazine is done tweaking the pictures, hell I saw youre “goddess” posing “naked” on FHM and they photoshoped her breast so much they looked like they were paralell to her naval! -ughh when will it end ?
    anywhoo-I think these pictures are old, and all these magazines will not rest untill theyve comvinced everybody too look like a cartoon! I mean the one of her face is cute, and is the most natural looking , theyre cute pics nonetheless but good grief when do the editors draw the line?

  121. gravatar MiaChan
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    They may as well not even take magazine photos anymomre. She looks computer generated and fake! Pics look good tho, but not ‘real’…

  122. gravatar Mimi
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    How da heck does Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. What woman has naturally perky breasts. smh. I’m gonna have to pray for yall haters. So Beyonce is fat now? Wow is all I have to say. And I love that you guys keep coming back to talk about someone who you supposedly don’t “like.” But okay carry on and spend the next 2,3 hours arguing over how ugly, untalented, and fake Beyonce is while she is living the good life.

  123. gravatar Negrodamus Believes.......

    Negrodamus Believes Solange looks like “Sho Nuff” or the popular 80’s cartoon character “Alf”.

    Negrodamus also Believes Beyonce is like white women’s pussy. I wish it would just go away, but every time I turn around, it’s in my face.

  124. gravatar Misty Knight&my friend Sandra Rose
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    @Mimi
    dont waste youre energy sweetie, logical questions are lost on stans, it dosent compute with them..its like asking an ant a question regarding physics!

  125. gravatar Mimi
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    I gotcha, girl.

  126. gravatar BeYaki is a skank ho
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    Okay I admit I am jealous as hell of Beyonce. Okay!

    I am fat and ugly and I wish I could be as beautiful and bootylicious as the one and only Beyonce.

    That’s why I stay hating on her!


  127. She’s getting skinny……..