Random Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, now it comes out that the King of R&B is a sleepwalker who ‘pees’:
The 39-year-old singer Bobby Brown was caught on on camera trying to urinate on Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider on the U.S. Big Brother-style country music show ‘Gone Country’. The ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ chart-topper walked up to Snider in his sleep and dropped his pants.
“I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out. First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’ I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and Im shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby - that’s the toilet over there. Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there - so Im shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him splraying all our clothes down, I’m like, no no! Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”
An apologetic Brown said: “This sleepwalking has been bothering me for years. I need help. If there’s anyone out there who helps sleepwalkers who pee, please call me.”
Bobby can’t be serious on this one.
Via Splash
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“Via Splash”
Hahahahaha…
That fool will do anything for attention!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
GOLDEN SHOWERES!!
They should have let his drunk ass pee in that damn cowboy hat and then put it on his head to wake up…cause you know his ass was drunk. Yes Bobbi you need help, help whoopin’ your own ass!
LMAOROFL - Only Bobby could do something this stupid.
He just needs a depends.
UGHHH AND I BET IT WAS BROWN AND SMELLY NASTY!!
Somebody help the poor brotha out!
SMH..JESUS..
he’s lucky they were on camera because i think if he had pissed on that yt man dee snider he would’ve beat the black off bobby…
@victory…you are so right..twisted sister would have kicked that ass real good!
SOMEBODY NEED TO BEAT THE B;ACK OFF BOBBY^^LOL
HOT @$$ MESS!!! R. KELLY FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY!! LMFAOOOO!!
i still think that he was trying to rape that country boy or at least trying to jerk off on him .. sorry, that’s the truth
@ im just me
thats hilarious..bobby really needs to stay off that shit..and why the hell is he in a country reality show..broke ass will do ne thing to get high..CRACK IS FUCKIN WACK PISSY BOBBY..
Is this a side effect of chronic crack abuse??
lol ‘i thought i was gonna get raped by bobby brown’ — dee snider
When I catch myself takin’ time out of my money-makin’ day to read this type of bullshit, I realize how trife my life is. FUCK.
womp womp…
wow. just wow. i mean, wow.
It seem contrived. But maybe he genuinely does have a problem with speel walking. But at any rate. I love the GOING COUNTRY show lol. Its so much fun
That’s hysterical.
ROFLMAO That’s the funniest shyt I’ve heard all day!!!
What Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider doesn’t tell you is how many times they rehearsed this story. I bet when they read this storyline at the “reality show” table read it was hilarious.
How far the mighty “King” has fallen.
I’m not mad at you Bobby, at least you’re getting your crack money the legal way.
I don’t think Bobby did this as a publicity stunt or for any attention. This happens to be a real occurance for some people. My sweetie did that twice and believe u me I was shocked to say the least. But we realized that it had to do with his drinking. He was so drunk that one night he was walking in his sleep..he thought he was in the bathroom but really was just across the room pissing on the carpet. I happen to wake up just as he started. I tried to wake him and tell him that he was not in the bathroom but he just looked back at me and mumbled something back to me as a response and kept on pissing!! The second time he pissed on a teddy bear!! So I feel for Bobby especially since he was not the one telling the story. I hope he can get some help cuz that is some sick stuff. ROFL
As for my sweetie…he just had to learn his limit!!
Hold your head up high Bobby…it ain’t just you. LOL
My son does this exact same thing…maybe this is for real…I have had to prevent him from peeing in his sister’s closet…his closet…my bedroom door…all while sleep walking. He’s 13!
yeah, my ex used to sleep fukkk, he’d roll over and actually get the bukking .. “I didn’t mind it, when he fu**ed me from behind -It felt fine, ’specially when he used to grind it”
Awww, I did that to my friend in college. Supposedly, I walked into her room, dropped trouser, and attempted to tinkle in the corner of her room. I had no memory of that the next day. She flipped out and walked me to the bathroom. I had to stop drinking 40 oz.’s after that.
So what? Black people invented country music..
that story so fucking funny.laugh till i cried.danm funny shit.
LOL@ taking out his junk.. “I thought Bobby was gonna rape me”..BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What in brokeback mtn. hell is going on in that room?
Yall are wrong, I sitting at my desk in my office LMAO……. I’m getting ready to pee my pants…… TOMFOOLERY I tell you…..
@ ladyk
LMFAOOO!! Seriously…crack is whack and why is he in this show? Crack is the cheap ish…he can afford that after his 33% is given to all his Baby Mommas? He wasn’t sleep walking, that n*ggas was trying to get the rock off!
@babegyrl - i dare you to sleep walk into the cubicle next to you and pee in their recycling bin? come on …
Bobby will be one of the first people to leave the show. He has too much pride–not wanting to participate in the activities because they’re “degrading” and drowning his sorrows in the bottle. He’s still longing for the old glory days when he was the R&B KANG!!! Bobby, reality shows make people do stupid activities to win the contest. You should take your a$$ home if you don’t want to participate.
First, this is an amazing show (although Dee is not too kind to Bob) and second…
OH. MY. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ewwwsonasty
I’m a notorious sleep-fucker….been known to wax that azz somethin’ during the midle of one’s sleep. I’m glad to some people appreciate it. For the ladies that didn’t like it..Oh Well!!!
Stuff like this just PI$$E$ me off!!!
pleeze, sleepwalkin’ & peein’ is the least of this guy’s worries…..next!
I once had a bf that did the exact same thing. Except he did pee, a really, really BIG pee, in front of his television set. I didnt know he sleptwalked (or any shit like that), so I had no idea what to do. So I just watched. Needless to say, we had a very interesting conversation upon his waking up. Haha!
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What in the cowboy hat, long hair don’t care white trash?!
1. What is with the cowboy hat?
2. Where is the straw in his mouf?
3. Where is superhead (sucking off that Dee dude?)
4. Bobby needs help (and a stylist)
Niggas and flies..
Well, he sure as hell has a lot of sad stories to make ten country records.
I know somebody who does that one day he almost peed in my closet but he was sleep so I started yelling to get him him up ,and I’m almost positive I’ve heard of someone else who did this I think It’s a male thing ! It might sound crazy but honestly !
Not raped by Bobby B… LMAO! & actually I have a cousin who did it as a kid. It is for real, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!