Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Shaq Headed to Phoenix

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Shaquille O’Neal has officially been traded from the Miami Heat to the Phoenix Suns:

The Phoenix Suns acquired Shaquille O’Neal in a stunning, blockbuster deal that sent four-time All-Star Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Miami Heat. The improbable pairing of the speedy Suns and the slow but once-mighty O’Neal became official when he cleared a physical exam Wednesday.

After being in the league for 14 seasons, Shaq needs to ride this thing until the wheels fall off. Now he has something to take his mind off of Shaunie and her stacks.

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  1. gravatar Cage
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    DUMB MOVE for the Suns!! Shaq too old and slow for a run and gun team…

  2. gravatar RIP Prop Joe

    The nigga has a strange sort of charm, we’ll be seeing him on ‘The Best Damn…’ in about 2 years…

  3. gravatar Cage
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    Great move for Shaq though.. He might piggyback his way to another ring.. Emphasis on MIGHT cause Kobe still heated…

  4. gravatar NotoriousOne
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    I know Shawn Marion is pissed at going from a top contending team to the basement dwelling Heat! LMBAO!

  5. gravatar RIP Prop Joe

    I know Shawn Marion is pissed at going from a top contending team to the basement dwelling Heat! LMBAO!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    lol
    aint that cold?

  6. gravatar Dolla Bill
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    Now Phoenix will finally have a chance to compete for the Finals.

  7. gravatar Strong Black Man
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    @HATERS OF KOBE…

    for all ya’ll that have bashed Kobe about his attitude need to eat a fat dick or get that one out of your ass…Lol Shaq is the biggest asshole, worst teammate of all-time..He just has the media rapped around his finger..It’s easy not to like Kobe cause that’s that nigga..I don’t like his wife or his choice of women but he still a better dude than Shaq…Shaq would leave you stranded on an island if it came down to it..He’s all about personal gain, nothing more, nothing less…And them Lakers got Pau Gasol and still has the best player in the game in Kobe Bryant…We will see Phoenix in the playoffs and get ALL UP IN THAT ASS WITH NO LUBE AND NO WARNING..

    PURPLE AND GOLD BABY!

  8. gravatar NotoriousOne
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    @ Strong Black Man…but really, tell us how you feel! LOL

  9. gravatar NotoriousOne
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    @ RIP Prop Joe…I know Marion wanted to be traded but I know the was like, “DAAAYUUUM!! Did it have to be to the team w/ the worst record in the NBA?!?!?”
    Guess he gotta be happy going home to count his stack!

  10. gravatar THE DEVIL HIMSELF

    @ RIP PROP JOE: COOL NAME, BUT THAT GUY PROP JOE DESERVED IT!

    PHEONIX? IS SHAQ ON HIS WAY OUT? HE MIGHT RETIRE SOON DOIN SHIT LIKE THAT. WHOS GONNA PAY KARRINE’S RENT NOW?

  11. gravatar THE DEVIL HIMSELF

    @SBM: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN REPUBLICAN! WE DONT SUPPORT SNITCHES LIKE KOBE! KOBE IS THE WORST KINDA NIGGA EVER! OOPS MY BAD I MEANT NIGGER WIT THE FUCKIN “ER” AT THE END.

  12. gravatar Strong Black Man
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    @the devil Himself…Registered Independent so I equally hate everyone and hold no bias…Did Shaunie really need confirmation from Kobe that Shaq was cheating???LOL that’s the real question

  13. gravatar capt'n backslap

    Shaq wasnt acquired for the regular season. He was acquired for the playoffs when things slow down. Hes gonna be a BEAST come April. Watch out Spurs and Fakers. Gaysol is soft, and BI-num is too young.


  14. damn he changes teams like he changes underwear

  15. gravatar bree
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    Shaq is as tall as the palm tree behind him..lol

  16. gravatar Sammy J. Parker

    Poor Shaq…that’s gotta hurt…

  17. gravatar KillaBeeSwarm (powered by Linux)

    I’ve been a Suns fan since before they had Barkley and Kevin Johnson (remember when he dunked on Olajuwon?), but this move made me sad inside.

  18. gravatar Jack Tripper
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    SMH…Shaq Shaq Shaq….

    I dont see the benefits of this but I may be proved wrong


  19. Thats the stupidest thing i have ever seen in my life..how the hell could “old mam Shaq” keep up with Bell, Nash and those other guys and he too damm old men. Thats straight up dump but lets see what happens right!!

  20. gravatar Look at me
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    aint no way Shaq gon keep up with that offense. He gon have to stay at the other end of the court, cuz he run like he got molasses up his you know what.

  21. gravatar i see you Derrick
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    I see ya boy! LOL! Louisiana represent! -Steph

  22. gravatar JustifiablySo
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    As long as we got Wade we cool! Take Shaq’s old ass

  23. gravatar I'm Just Me
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    I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SHAQ-FU WAS STILL PLAYING…HE IS IN ASPERCREME AND BEN-GAY COMMERICALS NOW I THOUGHT HIS JOINTS WERE WORN OUT….WELL WHATEVER!! IF Y’ALL LIKE IT, I LOVE IT!

  24. gravatar BLUNTBLAZER
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    MARION AND D-WADE IS GONNA BE A COO 1-2 COMBO
    IMA GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS FAN SO IMA HAPPY WITH THE TRADE SHAQ AINT WHA HE USED TO BE

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
    “GRIND OR DIE”

  25. gravatar blu majic
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    marion been cryin like a bitch to leave the suns! so, he’s happy to be at the bottom with anybody!! shaq-diesel has something to bring to the suns, he has wisdom and the personality to bring together an already good organization and take to the next level! watch out come the playoffs…ya’ll will see!

  26. gravatar beautifades
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    @ capt’n backslap

    I AGREE WITCHA, IM A PHX NATIVE, & BEEN A SUNS FAN….SO I CANT WAIT TIL THE PLAYOFFS WHEN SHAQ PROVE EVERYBODY WRONG & WE GET THAT TITLE….HOLLA

  27. gravatar beautifades
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    DONT GET ME WRONG I LUV SHAWN MARION ALOT & I THINK HE WILL DO GOOD W/ D. WADE, BUT THE SUNS WOULD NEVER REALLY WIN WITH THE TEAM THEY HAD, THEY CAME VERY CLOSE BUT I DNT THINK WE WOULDVE WON, SO A CHANGE NEEDED TO BE DONE….I WISH SHAWN THE BEST THO!!

  28. gravatar linn
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    something looks a little off with the guy to the right.

  29. gravatar Black, yet very well educated

    Thats my boy!

  30. gravatar Born

    So this is news: Shaq = an ass

  31. gravatar lisalisa
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    Shaq has some little ankles!

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    First off if you know basketball then you know Shaq can’t share the low post with no one. That’s why the Magic drafted Penny instead of Webber back in the day. So now with Shaq Amare will be shooting 3’s and getting no rebounds cause Shaq’s diesel azz will be down low.

  33. gravatar Sydney

    @Strong Black Man

    FOOL SHUT UP!!!!

  34. gravatar Whatchaknoaboutdat?
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    Shaq’s misses Cali!!!! LMAO… and I hope that Kobe is too! :P

  35. gravatar and another one....
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    I heard Shaq got a small dick and that there is the reason Shaunie was putting in xtra time with the personal trainer

  36. gravatar ddtorren

    Bad move for the Phoenix suns because although I love Shaq, he’s not physically fit to run with the Suns. He’s too slow and he stays hurt. But probably a great move for Shaq because I know he’s getting paid big bucks for that move!

  37. gravatar Nic
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    yes, he needs to get out of miami and all the whores.

    i like having him closer to me in california :)

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    Damn! Shaq needs to transfer his frequent flyer miles to me! Lol!!!!

  39. gravatar EZRawlins
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    This is either an incredibly brilliant move, or else Steve Kerr will be unemployed come May 1st. Then again, Kevin McHale makes similarly stupid trades and HE’S not gone, so I guess Steve has nothing to worry about.

    Never quite understood why Marion was so upset with the Suns. Did he expect to become Option 1 and Stoudamire or Steve be Option 2? The guy was paid like a star - I don’t get the discontent. Oh well, he’ll get all the touches he wants down there in Miami - just no playoff money!

  40. gravatar Ms Sharmaine
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    Shaq is making a smart move. He has not allowed his personal issues to cloud his judgement and I wish him the best.

  41. gravatar Black to tha Bone

    The blondes and brunettes of Arizona better start praying for strong backs. Mad props on Shaq’s white girl game.

  42. gravatar ♥ Just Me ♥
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    Shawn Marion & Marcus Banks for Shaq? Talk about breaking up the band. Marion was one of the key players for the suns while Shaq has had multiple injuries, it seems that when one injury heals he goes and gets another. That was one of the worst trades EVER. The Suns are going to regret it, wait and see. The Suns are a stacked team, I dont think they need Shaq at all. I am a huge fan of the Suns, but with Shaq on the team now, he just kind of ruins it. He better not come to PHX and think he is going to be the star and leader of the team. Like I said, were already stacked and He is NOT needed.

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    looking at that chap on Shaq’s right (left in the photo), I realize that being Shaquille O’Neal’s friend means always smelling his armpits.

  44. gravatar alicyclic
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    from az… glad to see Shaq come thru, Marion will be missed but no hard feelings he wanted to leave. “Shaq ball” will be interesting to watch. Now it’s time for Suns v Spurs in the playoffs. PHX can get the conf title this time around.

  45. (Check me out!)

    SHAQ YOU LOOK HORRIBLE IN PHOENIX.

  46. (Check me out!)

    Shaq needs to hit a sista up on the Hip Hop tip and get me a contract for a label deal ‘cuz Flyy Records is ’bout to blow the charts and he doesn’t want to get caught in this inevitable, bidding war. *L* Seriously, Somebody tell Shaq to hit the highlighted “CBaby23″ link above this post and check us out on myspace. Holla, son! Do it now so you won’t be salty lata. Peace! And… just for the record, you were fantastic in the playoffs, so ignore the ignut who try to blame the sweep on the trade that got you there. It wuttin’ you, big baby! Nash is getting too old to run with those young, talented point guards and made the fatal mistake of letting the clock run out at the end of the game to force overtime. Not characteristic of a vet still in his prime. No offense, but ole’ boy’s done. And my boy, Stoudamire, I luv ‘em to death but he jus’ ain’t the one to take over the game. He’s super, but he ain’t no superstar. I was rooting and screaming for you all the way through. You still the man, bruh! You just need Lebron to be the next phenom that YOU take to, and through the championships. With you, that boy is guaranteed a ring. And, he’s too humble to turn around later and act like he helped an old school b-ball knowing brotha, instead of you helping a new school learning the game and trying to take it to the next level. He definitely wouldn’t take the fool route and act like he could’ve gotten a ring without you. I don’t have to mention the last 2 that got rings because of you, we all know who they are. Shaq rules!! Okay, that’s enuff 4 now. Peace! And, uh, call a sista, aiight? Email… Snail mail… Hit the site for particulars! myspace.com/flyyrecords. You’ll be glad you did!

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