Friday, January 4th, 2008

Jesus Take The Wheel

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Both Whitney and Bobby failed to appear in court today for their divorce hearing. No one knows of Bobby’s whereabouts, but Whitney’s lawyer claimed she was “ill”. Rocks usually give you that feeling.

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Comments(106) on “Jesus Take The Wheel”

  1. gravatar aerin

    smmfh!(shaking my mo-fo head) i have no other words

  2. gravatar Keepin' It Real (D'Original)
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    Crackheads Gone Wild…

  3. gravatar RosieB

    Why! Just get it over with. Is it me or does Whitney’s teeth look like they are about to fall out???

  4. gravatar Ibn
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    She might really be sick…dont do it bossip thats my girl regardless…

  5. gravatar me that's who

    them fools somewhere laid up together laughing @ the world…..lol

  6. gravatar Keepin' It Real (D'Original)
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    @Bossip

    Whenever you have a story about Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston or Amy Winehouse you should title it “Crackheads Gone Wild”… i.e., “Where’s Kim Porter Part 48…

  7. gravatar M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    They went to the 5 o’clock free crack give-a-way


  8. I thought It was whitney brought bobby down because she’s soo much older than him and she … Claim that he was such a good man in the begining so she must’ve been the one!

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  9. gravatar Barelythere986

    They should of done like Chappelle show and sent them a card in the mail saying “free crack at 10 AM”.

  10. gravatar shoog

    I hope Whitney isn’t messing with that man again! I just started having hope for her.


  11. Whitney used to be so pretty.

    The title of this post should be 1 wig, 2 crackheads and a judge.

  12. gravatar Bones Jordan
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    @ MTW, probably so…….. prolly damn right!LOL.

    LMMFAO @ M Daddy’s comment.

    I guess Whitney is set 4 life behind The Bodyguard royalties. I heard somewhere she gets like $2 mil a show. I believe it.


  13. NOW, YOU KNOW THEY MET UP AT THE HOOD CLUB AND WHEN HALF ON A ROCK!!

    I MEAN A BAG OF DUST, CAUSE “CRACK IS WACK”!!

  14. gravatar Bones Jordan
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    @ Susan, you should’ve met me yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO in the realest way. I’m with Paigey muhfucka!! Oh shit….. sex addict……… on bossip for real???? Okay then.

  15. gravatar MiStYbLuE
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    WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT WHITNEY WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CLEAN UP HER ACT, COME BACK AND WOW US WITH SOME BODY GUARD-ESQUE TYPE SINGING, RESTORING ALL CREDIBILITY TO THE R&B GAME
    *** HEARS CRICKETS***
    OH .. MAYBE IT WAS JUST HEAR

  16. gravatar Momo

    Once you go crack, you never go back.

  17. gravatar MiStYbLuE
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    * CORRECTION : MAYBE IT WAS JUST ME (NOT HEAR) I CANT DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE LOL

  18. gravatar Momo

    That wig look like it ought to smell like cigarettes and fried bologna.

  19. gravatar on point

    It’s a shame what the w*** media has done to tarnish this black women. The w*** devil want to see a beautiful dark black sista to fell using a token black suspect to abused Whitney.
    Black skin is beautiful! If you are light and bright you ain’t right.


  20. She’s going BACK to the KANG of R & B!!!!!!

  21. (Check me out!)

    NO THE TITLE SHOULD BE ” WHEN ROCKS KICK IN “

  22. (Check me out!)

    DID YOU KNOW THE “KING OR R&B MEANS… THE KING OF ROCKS AND BLUNTS?

    LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  23. gravatar Bones Jordan
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    @ On Point, I’m one of the most progressive bruhs that you will ever meet and the white man ain’t got a got damn thing to do with Whitney or Bobby getting high. Come on wake up man.

  24. gravatar T-Real

    Ahhhhh, Nawhhhhhhhh! I thought my girl Whitney was about to do her thang again. Hopefully, she is really ill and not using again. She has a beautiful voice.

  25. gravatar Gurrrrrrrrllll stop!!!!!
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    LOL…these fools probably down in Cancun in a hotel smoked out, rocks scattered all over the floor, crack pipes on the dresser, laughing while their lawyers are covering for their behinds….


  26. LOL I knew they loved each other!

  27. gravatar BeeBee

    Ahhhhh, Nawhhhhhhhh! I thought my girl Whitney was about to do her thang again. Hopefully, she is really ill and not using again. She has a beautiful voice.

    ^^^^^^^
    Dayum I wasn’t aware that she stopped…… lmao

  28. gravatar Momo

    @ on point

    Whitney did that to Whitney. She can only blame herself. And look at you trying to start something with the the light skin/dark skin comment!

  29. gravatar Bones Jordan
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    @ Momo, it’s just Marquis wanting some attention.

  30. gravatar sho nuff da stuff
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    Bones…go home…Fivel go home

  31. gravatar sho nuff da stuff
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    Now to the post at hand….all I can say is …ummmm hmmmm….ok-aaaay yea right….Whitney’s sick and Bobby’s …not found…ok….well, there you have it people…Whitney is not ready to kick her habit nor ditch Bobby. She gone smoke dat shit till she die.

  32. gravatar sho nuff da stuff
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    why is bobby looking at her like…”dis bitch done got high off my supply before she showed up” i’m gone stomp her ass

  33. gravatar Mary J Blige

    on point

    It’s a shame what the w*** media has done to tarnish this black women. The w*** devil want to see a beautiful dark black sista to fell using a token black suspect to abused Whitney.
    Black skin is beautiful! If you are light and bright you ain’t right
    ^^^^^^

    Okay sweety you gotsta change yo name to OFF POINT cos thats what you are wid that far out post. Lemme guess, you’re a dark skinned chick whos spent her life being called tar baby/coal face etc by ignant black folk so now you’re color stuck? Honey not all of us care bout the fact that you are blue black: coal has its own beauty. Listen to my song Work That from my new album Growing Pains (IN STORES NOW). You are clearly still work in progress.smh

    lots of love,

    MJ

  34. gravatar SHUT UP BOSSIP HOES..
    (Check me out!)

    SMH


  35. Lawd.

    These two still hot messes in 2008?!

    SMH

  36. gravatar Mary J Blige

    btw i though yall should know, I bumped into Whits on Tuesday and she looked fabulos. We exchanged salon numbers and she even asked me for some Carol’s Daughter products (awwww). I asked her how her new album is coming along and she said she could do wid some help from the Queen of Hiphop Soul so y’all better look out for a power duet. Thats if my schedule allows me the time to do it-yall know how busy I get. Gotsta goooooooooo

    Mary aka Corona x

  37. gravatar Momo

    MJB…you might want to defend your wig game in the MGB post. They been waiting for you, girl.

  38. gravatar Momo

    **MJB post**


  39. Mary J you are sumthin else.LOL

    Who are you really, I won’t tell a soul. Give yourself some props for your wise cracks at least once. Reveal who you are we won’t judge you, promise!:-)

  40. gravatar Heavenly

    I loooooove Whitney!!!! I pray she will bless us once again with that heavenly voice.


  41. @ on point

    That comment was stupid. And you sound like an idiot.

    It’s gon be okay.

  42. gravatar Just Sit And Be Pretty
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    ROFLMAO @ momo and MJB.
    “cigarettes and fried bologna*…DEAD

  43. gravatar 6 Figures
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    Whitney’s rockin’ a mean forehead game in that pic, but she’s still my dawg. Crack and all that. Luh that bitch.

  44. gravatar Mary J Blige

    ooo wee. thanks for the tip Momo. i’m heading over there now to shut them hoes down

    *grabs shank*


  45. This story is a damn lie! whitney is getting it back together…no for michael??? iono

  46. gravatar b
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    These blogs are not reliable sources. Don’t take everything they say for real. They just make comments and they don’t investigate. They are not real journalist.

  47. gravatar Just Sit And Be Pretty
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    LOL @ Baby Please…you sound like me getting all blunt with folks. :-)

  48. gravatar truth

    lets be really real. she missed ONE court date, so of course that must mean she’s back with bobby and doing crack. LMAO. sounds like a lot of people are looking for her to fail


  49. @ Just Sit and Be Pretty

    LOL. I was saying to myself, I rarely do that. I think I’ve done it once — maaaaaaaybe twice — that is, commenting on the idiocy of others’ comments. And I comment on this blog a lot.

    But I couldn’t hold that one in.

    LOL.

  50. gravatar Blaqk

    Hey now thats love they do everything together from Rocks to jail time…they not getting divorced they did that on purpose. They were planning to tell the judge “you know what we changed our mind” but their high wasn’t down and Bobby kept twisting his mouth trying to bite his ear and Whitney was nodding off so they decided to wait

  51. gravatar Blaqk

    @ On point

    get it together dark skin…


  52. AS MUCH AS JESUS HAS BEN ASKED TO TAKE THE WHEEL ON THIS ONE…

    HE PROBABLY GOT UP, THEN SAT BACK DOWN AND SAID

    NEVA MIND IMMA JUST LET’M DO WHAT IT DO…LOL

  53. gravatar SAY WHAT?

    Lemme guess, you’re a dark skinned chick whos spent her life being called tar baby/coal face etc by ignant black folk so now you’re color stuck? Honey not all of us care bout the fact that you are blue black: coal has its own beauty. Listen to my song Work That from my new album Growing Pains (IN STORES NOW).
    _________________________________________________________________

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH. COAL HAS IT’S OWN BEAUTY HUH? ROTFLMBAO

  54. gravatar Blaqk

    @Fine as wine

    LMFAOOOOO

  55. gravatar Blaqk

    @ say what

    I was saying the same thing WWWWHHHAAAATTTT

  56. gravatar crazy black lady

    maybe the crack couple is reuniting…


  57. I COULD JUST PICTURE THOSE TWO TOGETHER GETTIN CRACKED OUT WITH A BUNCH OF FRIGGEN ROACHES AND RATS CHILLIN IN THE CORNER SNACKIN ON CRUMBS AND SHIT

    LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF WATCHIN THEM SAYIN ” NOW YOU KNOW THAT’S FUCKED UP!! PASS THE CRUMBS PLEASE!”

  58. gravatar Anjwaneta

    To the deranged individual impersonating the real Mary J Blige. Stop this now. I am going to write a quick e-mail to Geffen and tip them off about your activities.

  59. gravatar PRTTYBRWNGIRL
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    i guess she wont be singing i will always love you to nobody but the crack pipe from now on

  60. gravatar Just Sit And Be Pretty
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    LOL @ Baby Please, see you’re one of the good ones. :-)

  61. gravatar Mary J Blige

    To the deranged individual impersonating the real Mary J Blige. Stop this now. I am going to write a quick e-mail to Geffen and tip them off about your activities.
    ^^^^^
    @ Boomquisha

    Excuse me? With a name like your’s I’m assuming you are extremely ghetto (or at least yo momma) thus I am surprised you have not heard of the DON’T SNITCH streets policy. smh

    So lemme get this right…..you are planning to write to MY record label……to tell them to tell ME that I am on a blog impersonating MYSELF? ARE YOU OUTTA YA GOTDAYUM MIND? This bish is insane. Go head, write that e-mail honey…..cos the record label will simply forward you an e-mail from my lawyers that will read a lil somethin like this: SEE YA IN COURT BIZATCH

    Mary x

  62. gravatar Just Sit And Be Pretty
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    LOL @ MJB being threatened and the response.

    I’m out, have a great safe weekend Bossip regulars, lurkers, impersonators, idiot posters, peacemakers, etc. etc. etc. JSABP has left the building to start her weekend *tossing confetti in air and leaving Bossip until…whenever*


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  64. To the deranged individual impersonating the real Mary J Blige. Stop this now. I am going to write a quick e-mail to Geffen and tip them off about your activities.
    ^^^^^
    @ Boomquisha

    Excuse me? With a name like your’s I’m assuming you are extremely ghetto (or at least yo momma) thus I am surprised you have not heard of the DON’T SNITCH streets policy. smh

    So lemme get this right…..you are planning to write to MY record label……to tell them to tell ME that I am on a blog impersonating MYSELF? ARE YOU OUTTA YA GOTDAYUM MIND? This bish is insane. Go head, write that e-mail honey…..cos the record label will simply forward you an e-mail from my lawyers that will read a lil somethin like this: SEE YA IN COURT BIZATCH

    Mary x

    _________________________

    Revive me Lord. But we cool now, me and MJB, so carry on.

  65. gravatar cru-ton

    Its the weekend bitches, i hope you hoes party safely!!


  66. @ Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Actually, I do have the bitch chromosome.

    But I be tryin’ to chill and be easy. LOL.

  67. gravatar NubianGoddez

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


  68. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  69. gravatar Reformed GammaRay

    Oh Well, maybe when he come down from his high, he can drown his sorrows in some sweet potato SOUFFLE..

  70. gravatar Reformed GammaRay

    ” NOW YOU KNOW THAT’S FUCKED UP!! PASS THE CRUMBS PLEASE!”
    ___________________________________________________
    Simply DEAD..


  71. Why are they divorcing? They have so much in common.
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    gorgeousblackwomen.blogspot.com/


  72. Reformed GammaRay

    ” NOW YOU KNOW THAT’S FUCKED UP!! PASS THE CRUMBS PLEASE!”
    ___________________________________________________
    Simply DEAD..
    ====================================================
    GLAD TO TICKLE YOUR RIBS RE’GAMMA..LOL

  73. gravatar WeSSide Eviscer8r (fre M O Dt)*flashdance cut-up vintage tee style!*

    FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! we lookin 4 u!!! 1 Tru and Wesssss!!!

    UUUUUUUUUUHOOOOOOOO!!! we kickin it w/halle…no one wants to kick it with her cause she knocked up and can’t do shotz!!!


  74. WESSY ILL BE THERE ….ILL BE THEREEEEEE…JUST CALL MYY NAAAAMMEE AND ILL BE THERE ..JUST LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDERS HUNNY!!

  75. gravatar Reformed GammaRay

    LOL! @ Miss FAW, Ya’ll r a mess be hav’n me dyin..

  76. gravatar Morgan

    Whitty Hutton and Bobby B betta get to court. don’t make no d@mn sense.


  77. This is a damn shame. To think tha sista had her stuff back together and here we are going to this drama with her again

  78. gravatar California Pixie
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    Sweet Jesus. She’s been lookin good. We’ll know what’s up if she starts lookin like shit again.

    Where is the King of R & B anyway?

  79. gravatar California Pixie
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    Well at least she took her baby, Bobbi Christina with her. Britney’s deranged ass lost her kids to KFed today.

  80. (Check me out!)

    Ummm…this story is misleading bossip. The reason for this hearing was because Bobby brown’s lawyer wanted to be removed from the case. Well his lawyer did not show up to court either, and that meant that the lawyer would continue to represent him. No real story. Unless Bobby brown’s lawyer showed up, which they did not, then NO ONE had to show-up. SMH…this very misleading. Not sure if this is on purpose or for comedic purposes.


  81. California Pixie

    Well at least she took her baby, Bobbi Christina with her. Britney’s deranged ass lost her kids to KFed today.

    —————————————————————————————————————————————————————
    OK, I RESPECT YOUR OPINION,,,,, BUT I BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOUR COMPERISON ( OR WHAT EVA) OF WHITNEY…AND BOBBY?? AND THEIR BOBBY CHRIS..WHO HAS DENOUNCED HER FATHER….WHAT EVER YOUNG KIDS DO WHAT IT DO…

    BUT WHIT HAS HAD MANY PEEPS FRIENDS AND FAMS HAVING HER AND HER FAMILIES BACK

    BRIT IS LEFT ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF SWINDLERS SCHISTERS AND GET OVERS WATCHING HER SELF SELF DESTRUCT…..I MEAN PERIOD… ALL TO PROFIT OFF HER ..I FEEL BAD FOR HER,,,I WISH SOME ONE WOULD JUST SLAP THE PISS OUT HER ASS LIKE I WOULD DO (BEEN THERE…DONE THAT!!.. ANY WHOO HELP YOURS CAUSE BRIT AINGT GOT NO SUPPORT!!!


  82. SORRY California Pixie

    I WENT TO FAR..VENTIN AND ISH..LOST IN EMOTION..UHHHHH WHAT DID YOU SAY AGAIN??


  83. What up FAW? It’s a slow night for me so I thought I would drop in

  84. gravatar California Pixie
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    No worries FAW…I feel bad for Britney myself.She has all these people around her and no one will snatch her by her weave and sit her ass down. I missed the Bobbi denouncing Bobby piece. What happened there? Broken promises. Lack of respect. Disappointment.


  85. THEY ALL BE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKED UP RAGGA MUFFINS FOR NO REASON….I WOULD HAVE THOSE INNOCENT CHIRRENSS AND THOSE CHIIREENS ON THE BLOCK EATIN BBQ HAMBURGERS HOT DOGS. O’RANGE JUICE AND NOW LATER WITH HOT PICKLES TILL THE SCREET LITES COME ON..AND BE HAPPIER THAN A MUG..AND GO TO SCHOOL THE NEXT MORN…WHILE THEIR PEEPS AS ALWAYS SAY THANK FAW FOR MAKING MY BAYBAY’S FEEL LIKE I USED TO BACK IN THE DAY..

    UH I WAS THERE TOO..THAT IS WHY I DO IT

    ============

    UHH FOR GOT WHAT I WAS TRYNNA SAY ….SORRY!!

    :)

    LUV YALL!!

  86. gravatar IRON MAN

    LMAO@BOSSIP. YO I HATE YALL SOMETIMESM AN. LMAO@JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. YALL SPIT VENOM AT EVERYBODY. I KINDA LIKE THAT ON THE LOW! IM STARTING TO THINK THE WHOLE DIVORCE FIASCO WAS A SCHEME TO MAKE IT APPEAR LIKE WHITNEY WAS TRYING TO GET IT TOGETHER. WE CAN ONLY PRAY THAT THEY GET BETTER.


  87. OH OH OH! California Pixie I FEEL YA!!

    ==========STRONG BLACK MAN
    SUPERMAN!!NUFF SAID… I WANTED TO SAY MORE TO YALL BUT WAS DISTRACTED….UHH YEE TEE DEE!!


  88. Don’t do it Whitney..! Damn, you were almost home free……
    Still time to turn that broken down bus around, girl.


  89. @FAW
    Are you getting your sip on or something? It is a good time to do so…


  90. how YOU KNEW SBM JACK AND COKE!!!

    WHAT YOU GOT ON MY 5TH HOMIE…LOL

    I GOT THE SHOT GLASSES WHAT U SAY!!

    HUH??
    HUHHH??


  91. Phone check homie!
    I could just tell there were some adult beverages involved by reading your comments
    cyber pass me a shot of Mr. Daniels, but you can keep the chaser


  92. OKIE DOKIE I DONT SWAPJUICES UNLESS ,,,,,,,,,LOOK SBM!TAKE YOUR SHOT CAUSE I PARTY WITH PLASTIC SHOT CUPS AS FAVORS..SO WANNA DOUBLE , SINGLE..EITHER WAY WHEN MY EYE LIDS GET HEAVY ERY BODY GOTTA GET OUT !!!

    BUT U CAN COME BACK 2MORROW!!


  93. Who herr???


  94. Double shot will do! I will hit you back next week (ain’t that what errbody says)


  95. hey mickey(T)

    i am here but not for long!!1
    ==============================

    SBM…..U LOOKIN XTRA STRONG TODAY!…UH JUS SAYIN..(SHYIN AWAY) :)

  96. gravatar Olando J

    Whitneys a wreck and they should take her kids away from her. Did anyone else see the pictures of one of her kids smoking weed? The mainstream white media never reported it. I bet you they would have if it was Britney. They were on mediatakeout a few weeks ago. How sad.

  97. gravatar Curly Fries

    Jesus GRAB that wheel! Whitney was on top. She had it all. Women even named their newborn daughters after her. And now? I don’t know who’s worst: Whitney, Britney or Amy Winehouse.

  98. gravatar lisa
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    I am curious that why some still and rich celebrities feel lonely.
    I found them on a millionaire&celeb dating site called”CelebMingle.com”last night.

  99. gravatar kj
    (Check me out!)

    I just saw Bobby at a club in L.A. called Goa….he looked regular to me… who knows….

  100. (Check me out!)

    If BINARY STAR is out there…..
    I went on your site just now and Whiteboy and Sis Patterson??? Who would’ve thunk it!?

    I believe it to be your site anyway.
    Black Voices on AOL gave a link to your site in the “NY” story.
    Just thought U ought to know.

    :)

  101. gravatar Kenya

    This is what he had to say about Kenya. Mr. Obama a.k.a black president, they way democracy is defined in Africa is not the same as in US.

    From: “Obama for America Correspondence Team”
    To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Date: Fri, 4 Jan 2008 11:21:05 -0600 (CST)
    Subject: Response to Your Message to Senator Obama

    Dear Friend,

    Thank you for contacting me. I have been deeply troubled by the recent
    news out of Kenya. The instability and tragic violence pose an urgent
    and dangerous threat to the people of Kenya, and to Kenyan democracy.
    My family’s thoughts and prayers go out to all who have suffered, and to
    the families of the victims.
    The Kenyan people have a proud history of supporting the growth of
    democracy in their country. Their thirst for democracy was on display in
    this most recent election, when they turned out to vote in record
    numbers, and in a peaceful and orderly way.

    Despite irregularities in the vote tabulation, now is not the time to
    throw that strong democracy away. Now is a time for President Kibaki,
    opposition leader Odinga, and all of Kenya’s leaders to call for calm, to
    come together, and to start a political process to address peacefully
    the controversies that divide them. Now is the time for this terrible
    violence to end.

    Kenya’s long democratic journey has at times been difficult. But at
    critical moments, Kenyans have chosen unity and progress over division and
    disaster. The way forward is not through violence - it is through
    democracy, and the rule of law. To all of Kenya’s people, I ask you to
    renew Kenya’s democratic tradition, and to seek your dreams in peace.

    Thank you again for contacting me, and for your concern.

    Sincerely,

    Barack Obama

    ———————-
    Paid for by Obama for America


  102. Oreo, I am calling u out! Wherez is u?!?!?


  103. That is the type of relationship all poarents that are separated (unless they are remarried) but the kids are the most important things and effective parenting is “team work”. But if they are dating agian to develop something that is good also they are perfect for one another, who else could deal with the two of them.


  104. They both have issues, wtf is wrong with them, Whitney knew from the get go that Bobby was nothing but trash, and he brought her down, the bitch can’t even sing like she used to. Boo get it together and get your shit together.

  105. gravatar shutitup

    Bobby didn’t disappear. My co-worker just spotted him at a Chili’s out in Encino just last weekend - no bullshyte!

  106. gravatar IRON MAN

    still laffing @ jesus take the wheel

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